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Zoom Rabbit
02-02-2001, 08:22 AM
Ha-hah! I've freed Wally the space dolphin from the nefarious Neimoidian Nute Gunray's evil clutches! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

It took the use of undercover weasels disguised as a pizza deliveryman, and of course the invaluable inside work done by my secret e-mail operative, the chicken Nute was raising in the backyard. With dynamic precision, we managed to spring Wally from the artificial zero-G containment bottle and simultaneously beam him out to his natural environment via a low-passing starship flying dangerously close to the Earth's surface at high velocity. It was very tricky.

Anyway. Wally the space dolphin says: he's glad to be free, and reports that Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching.

Vive la resistance! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Gold leader
02-02-2001, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching.


I already knew that.

Rogue Nine
02-02-2001, 08:56 AM
We love Wally.

Zoom Rabbit
02-02-2001, 08:59 AM
Wally also says that he's never seen lifesize dolls before.

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Rogue Nine
02-02-2001, 09:03 AM
Ewww, that's soooo not right...

Gold leader
02-02-2001, 10:05 AM
Is that Wally lifesize or humanoid lifesize dolls he's talking about?

BTW, what's Wally's size? (I mean in our dimension, of course)

milkshake
02-02-2001, 01:31 PM
I also know that Nute listens to Aqua, and the Spice Girls http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Nute Gunray
02-02-2001, 02:29 PM
Aqua, no. Spice Girls, occasionally.

Keyan Farlander
02-02-2001, 05:05 PM
You listen to the Spice Girls and criticize Beethoven at the same time? You have a problem http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

JR2000Z
02-02-2001, 05:34 PM
I think Wally and Zoom are realated.Wally can be Zooms mother or something.

Admiral
02-02-2001, 05:44 PM
Nute told me he looked for and Amidala doll. I don't believe it was for collecting. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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JR2000Z
02-02-2001, 05:46 PM
Thats nasty!
Then again, Im heard Nute does it to all of his dolls. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Thrawn
02-02-2001, 08:27 PM
WALLY RULES!

I always knew that Nute Was a sicko http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Zoom Rabbit
02-02-2001, 09:32 PM
Ah. Questions about Wally!

What size Wally is right now is directly related to how big you think he is relative to other things. For example, if you look at Wally in the sky, he's quite small...then again, our planet is small when seen in the sky. If you look at Wally in a busy restaurant, having the all-you-can eat shrimp in the corner, he seems enormous.

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What, precisely, is my relationship with Wally? On a dark, rainy night several months ago, I was waiting at a bus stop, when the wind blew an empty garbage can my way. Before I could react, an enormous shape loomed out of the night and deflected it away from me. When I stood up, the stranger was gone, leaving only the faint scent of fish and a note containing his very first message, plus the instructions 'Post this at XWA. Vive la resistance!'

Ever since then, I've received his messages--sometimes neatly typed on good paper and mailed first class, sometimes crudely scrawled on a paper bag with lipstick then nailed into the sidewalk in front of my house with a nail gun--and had the privelege of relaying them here.

Of course, since Wally hangs out on the posting field, he can communicate with anyone, anytime. That could be him now!

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Darth Sceltor
02-02-2001, 09:39 PM
Wally is the Patron Saint of the forums.

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"When we were younger,
There always seemed like some,
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be.
But now we're growing up and
I see its just not that way.
Now I feel like someone's lied to me"
Elders
by THE OFFSPRING

Darth Sceltor
Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???

Nute Gunray
02-02-2001, 10:12 PM
Let us begin....

Originally posted by Keyan Farlander:
You listen to the Spice Girls and criticize Beethoven at the same time? You have a problem http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

I once said I'd listen to anything. That's the proof.

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching.

They're called action figures...for the most part.

Originally posted by Admiral:
Nute told me he looked for and Amidala doll. I don't believe it was for collecting. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif



It was also an action figure. However, if I had cashed my paycheck I would have been able to afford ACTUAL Amidala dolls. They would proudly stand next to Snakes Eyes the greatest GI Joe of them all (it's the good 12" tall one)

I was amazed at the varying size of Wally during his brief stay. I was very confused why he was issuing demands...almost like HE was the terrorist and *I* was the hostage...

Terrorist
02-02-2001, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Nute Gunray:
almost like HE was the terrorist and *I* was the hostage

Somebody is to be calling me? You want I set up you the bomb?

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Psycho Tycho
02-02-2001, 10:45 PM
You sick monkey. You just wanna blow everything up to smitherines don't 'ya?

milkshake
02-02-2001, 11:07 PM
Ah, just the man, I need you to do a kill kon for me, I think we all know the victim.

(You're not a member of rent-a-kill ah you?

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JR2000Z
02-03-2001, 12:37 AM
Its a fact that everyone wants to blow everything to smitherines.

Admiral
02-03-2001, 02:14 AM
no comment.

Wally The Space Dolphin
02-03-2001, 02:27 AM
Actually, Nute never had me. I was busy looking at pictures of those XFL Cheerleaders. That's enough to make a dolphin sweat!

Zoom Rabbit
02-03-2001, 08:00 AM
Wally the space dolphin says don't listen to the evil, false 'Wally the Space Dolphin' because he's really from an alternate universe, and has been sent here on a mission to steal all of the Earth's fish (because the evil anti-dolphins polluted their own oceans and killed off their food supply.) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Action figures are too dolls! Yes huh. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif They're dolls for boys, but they don't call them that because we're supposed to reinforce the sexual role identification for our children by segregating 'boy toys' from 'girl toys.'

What curious hominids we are...

Admiral
02-03-2001, 02:59 PM
*shakes head*

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Psycho Tycho
02-03-2001, 04:42 PM
Doods, XFL starts today!

I'll be on my couch with some root beer and some Ruffles Flavor Rush chips in hand, relaxing.

Zoom Rabbit
02-05-2001, 10:38 AM
...X-rated Football Ladies?

...X-wing Finally Lands?

...Xanadu Forest Lemurs?

*Beep!* Unit confusion. Illegal function protocols. Reboot.

*Beep!* Hello. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif How are you?

Rogue Nine
02-05-2001, 10:41 AM
Ah, Zoomie. You cwazy wabbit you. What's up?

Psycho Tycho
02-05-2001, 05:27 PM
You sick rabbit.

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Zoom Rabbit
02-05-2001, 09:04 PM
...Really. What does 'XFL' stand for?

X-ray Fear League? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Psycho Tycho
02-05-2001, 10:52 PM
It stands for Xtreme Football League.

JR2000Z
02-05-2001, 11:34 PM
I heard that is wasnt that good.

Besides NFL is always the best football legue in the US.

Nute Gunray
02-06-2001, 01:26 AM
XFL doesn't stand for ANYTHING. Not even Xtreme Football League, which is what even the MEDIA has called it. The XFL owners say it just is supposed to sound neat.

Zoom Rabbit
02-06-2001, 07:22 AM
Extreme football? What the heck do they do, give the players baseball bats?

Hmm. That's not a bad idea...

JR2000Z
02-06-2001, 11:09 PM
I heard the players get payed a lot less too.

Nute Gunray
02-06-2001, 11:15 PM
I think Wally is in love with that chicken.

Zoom Rabbit
02-07-2001, 04:13 AM
Chickens need love, too...

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rosencrantz
02-07-2001, 04:17 AM
xfl sucks http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/Up_to_something.gif

Admiral
02-07-2001, 06:04 PM
I was going to say something but now I can't remember what.........

I hate when that happens.

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