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Nitro
02-05-2001, 12:38 AM
Champagne for everyone!!! This is an expensive party! I'm celebrating!!! I just got myself a new job, rakin' in $9.00 an hour, and all I do is sit in front of a computer and talk on a phone!!!

No, I'm not a telemarketer... I'm a telesurveyor! I work for BBM Bureau of Measurement, and they do the radio and TV ratings for all of Canada. I also make calls for Arbitron, a sub-company of BBM, who do the American radio ratings.

All the real booze you can handle, folks!!! Nitro just got his first real job! And Niner... Here's a $50... Go buy yourself a stripper after the party... I don't want 'em in here for once...

Just remember everyone... Formal-wear only, please!

And to close this invitation, here's the line I'll be repeating 60 times an hour...

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

JR2000Z
02-05-2001, 01:03 AM
Congratualtons!


Im surprised you even got a job at all! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited February 04, 2001).]

Admiral
02-05-2001, 01:40 AM
congrats.

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JR2000Z
02-05-2001, 01:43 AM
I guess we have to drink all of the champane...

Zargon
02-05-2001, 05:20 AM
champagne=good http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

congrats man!

milkshake
02-05-2001, 06:39 AM
R9 must be so happy his wallet isn't getting any thinner than it already is http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Zoom Rabbit
02-05-2001, 10:02 AM
Are you sure you're qualified to work that phone, son? High-tech careers aren't for everyone...

Andromeda
02-05-2001, 03:39 PM
wow two parties i can go to at once!! imagine that http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif no strippers http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

hey grats Nitro baby http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif your job isn't all that different from mine, except i answer fones "Maintenance, Lisa speaking..." and put work orders into a computer.

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Ike
02-05-2001, 04:30 PM
not bad for a young buck http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

you make about half of what i do http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Psycho Tycho
02-05-2001, 06:09 PM
Congrats Nitro. I'm also happy because I don't have any school today! Yay! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Deac
02-05-2001, 06:38 PM
It's been snowing where I live and I was hoping for another great snowfall (North Engalnd had one back in '95). But alas, no.

Jem
02-05-2001, 07:45 PM
Hey Congrats man!

Originally posted by Nitro:
Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Do you really use the term Nitro when identifying yourself to the guy you're talkin to?

Rogue Nine
02-05-2001, 08:35 PM
That'd be hella funny.

Darth Sceltor
02-05-2001, 08:37 PM
I bet he does, and I bet he "encourages" people to vote or whatever for the OFFSPRING. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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by THE OFFSPRING

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Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???

JR2000Z
02-06-2001, 12:25 AM
Im sure Ill be listining to negative reports on the news about BBM for a long time...

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited February 05, 2001).]

Nitro
02-06-2001, 12:55 AM
Well, no... I say "Hello, my name is Ryan, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company..."

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

JR2000Z
02-06-2001, 12:59 AM
There should be a comma between BBM and Bureau of Measurment.

Admiral
02-06-2001, 01:40 AM
be afraid very afraid.

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Nitro
02-06-2001, 01:51 AM
Actually, JR6969Z, there isn't. The official name is BBM Bureau of Measurement.

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Zoom Rabbit
02-06-2001, 08:15 AM
I'll answer your poll, young man.

Eight inches.

GUNNER
02-06-2001, 08:26 AM
Nitro is finally a contributing member of society. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif So is that Canadian or American money? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

And one more thing ,you now make about 1/3 of what I do. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

JR2000Z
02-07-2001, 12:05 AM
Well, its nice to see Nitro in commutity servace. That should teach him.

Nute Gunray
02-07-2001, 12:10 AM
Work is for losers and people that have a strange need to buy things with the words "Amidala" or "Natalie Portman" on them. And I'm not a loser http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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JR2000Z
02-07-2001, 12:19 AM
Are you denying your ego?

Nitro
02-07-2001, 07:30 PM
I've never heard it called that before...

On a similar note, I had to call the Harder-Johnson house last night... Them and the Willfahrts. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Zoom Rabbit
02-07-2001, 08:48 PM
*(Dies laughing.)*

Admiral
02-07-2001, 10:16 PM
The rabbit is finally dead. YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

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Zoom Rabbit
02-08-2001, 08:55 AM
Nope. Just a clone, I'm afraid.

This Admiral fellow still doesn't know all the ropes, does he? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Admiral
02-08-2001, 07:17 PM
I know the ropes, I was just hoping that it was true. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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Psycho Tycho
02-08-2001, 11:09 PM
Dope!

Zoom Rabbit
02-09-2001, 10:53 AM
Aren't you a little on the young side to be selling dope, PT?

Admiral...you've heard of the 'Clone Wars', haven't you? Well, they started right here at XWA! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Flying Beastie
02-10-2001, 07:24 PM
The Star Wars Clone Wars, or the Gargoyles Clone Wars?

Thailog died in the Clone Wars

Originally posted by Nute Gunray:
Work is for losers and people that have a strange need to buy things with the words "Amidala" or "Natalie Portman" on them. And I'm not a loser

No you're not.

You're a person who has a strange need to buy things with the words "Amidala" or "Natalie Portman" on them. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

BTW, Congrats Nitro! You've joined the ranks of the pasty-faced worker drones who keep a relentlessly bureaucratic autocracy running, truly the American dream!

I'll pass on the champagne, but do you have any wine? Something red? Thank you.

<small>Y'know, I really should be writing.</small>

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Nitro
02-11-2001, 01:30 PM
*Shouts to butler*
Jeeves! Bring me 20 bottles of our best wine! Yes, the zinfandel from Paris!

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...