View Full Version : Ultimate defense for Nuclear bombs
02-14-2001, 08:41 PM
Nuclear bombs bounce off fros
Through the earth to China it goes
With a nuke China will attack
Off the fro it bounces back
BOOM! Away China blows
-WORDS OF WISDOM-
Never right obscenities on the back of the notebook of someone you can't trust
02-14-2001, 09:45 PM
Um, I think maybe your collar is a few sizes too small. Try undoing that top button, and see if clear thinking doesn't return immediately.
02-14-2001, 09:47 PM
...Aw, screw it!
Wouldn't cornrows make more sense from the standpoint of defense engineering?
02-14-2001, 10:24 PM
He pulled that out of his <s>butt</s> head today in English. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif But it HAS to be a fro. You will understand in time....
"When we were younger,
There always seemed like some,
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be.
But now we're growing up and
I see its just not that way.
Now I feel like someone's lied to me"
by THE OFFSPRING
Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???
02-14-2001, 10:28 PM
I liked it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
02-15-2001, 09:06 PM
It's about my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Pecaut (pronounced Pee-coe), aka Mrs. Pefro. She's stupid so me and Sceltor made up a story about nuking her and it bouncing off her fro, which she actually has one. We are also obsessed with Communism and well China is Communist and on the other side of the earth (from the US) so I made up the little poem.
02-15-2001, 09:16 PM
She is a communist spy!
Shave the 'fro, and you'll find a transmitter. Good luck. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
02-17-2001, 02:18 AM
We tried that (in our story), but it released the little white specks of death (she has little white speck in here hair). She ultimately died upon being drowned in a giant vat of guacamole. We also had to take care of our Principal (evil *shudder*) and Superintendant/pastor on the way.
02-17-2001, 03:41 AM
02-17-2001, 07:35 AM
Umm, you kids aren't hanging out in the boys room a lot, are you?
02-17-2001, 03:53 PM
Uh... Boys room?
We can't go in there too much in fear of our principal coming in.
-WORDS OF WISDOM-
Nikita Kruschev likes Iowa corn.
02-17-2001, 07:07 PM
BEND OVER!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
Seriously, our principal is wierd!
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