View Full Version : Ultimate defense for Nuclear bombs

Dj Skywalka
02-14-2001, 07:41 PM
Nuclear bombs bounce off fros
Through the earth to China it goes
With a nuke China will attack
Off the fro it bounces back
BOOM! Away China blows

Dj Skweejie
Never right obscenities on the back of the notebook of someone you can't trust

Zoom Rabbit
02-14-2001, 08:45 PM
Um, I think maybe your collar is a few sizes too small. Try undoing that top button, and see if clear thinking doesn't return immediately.


Zoom Rabbit
02-14-2001, 08:47 PM
...Aw, screw it!

Wouldn't cornrows make more sense from the standpoint of defense engineering?

Darth Sceltor
02-14-2001, 09:24 PM
He pulled that out of his <s>butt</s> head today in English. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif But it HAS to be a fro. You will understand in time....


"When we were younger,
There always seemed like some,
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be.
But now we're growing up and
I see its just not that way.
Now I feel like someone's lied to me"

Darth Sceltor
Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???

02-14-2001, 09:28 PM
I liked it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Dj Skywalka
02-15-2001, 08:06 PM
It's about my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Pecaut (pronounced Pee-coe), aka Mrs. Pefro. She's stupid so me and Sceltor made up a story about nuking her and it bouncing off her fro, which she actually has one. We are also obsessed with Communism and well China is Communist and on the other side of the earth (from the US) so I made up the little poem.

Zoom Rabbit
02-15-2001, 08:16 PM
She is a communist spy!

Shave the 'fro, and you'll find a transmitter. Good luck. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Darth Sceltor
02-17-2001, 01:18 AM
We tried that (in our story), but it released the little white specks of death (she has little white speck in here hair). She ultimately died upon being drowned in a giant vat of guacamole. We also had to take care of our Principal (evil *shudder*) and Superintendant/pastor on the way.

Psycho Tycho
02-17-2001, 02:41 AM


Zoom Rabbit
02-17-2001, 06:35 AM
Umm, you kids aren't hanging out in the boys room a lot, are you?

Dj Skywalka
02-17-2001, 02:53 PM
Uh... Boys room?

We can't go in there too much in fear of our principal coming in.

Dj Skweejie
Nikita Kruschev likes Iowa corn.

Darth Sceltor
02-17-2001, 06:07 PM
BEND OVER!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Seriously, our principal is wierd!