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Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 07:03 PM
Post here your heavily doctored desktop pics, losers.

Since there are a buncha stupid newbies around here, and this thread must be newbie proof, I'll teach everybody how to make and doctor your pic.

1. Clean up the mess on your desktop and open the programs you NEVER use but are considered "cool".

2. Press the [PRINTSCREEN] key. If you can't find it, then you don't belong here.

3. Open Paintshop, Photoshop, or whatever stupid graphic editing program you have, and press press CTRL+V. You're crappy picture should appear.

4.This is ****ing important. <u>Save your pic as .JPG, for the sake of bandwith. Keep it small, something like 100kb or less</u>

5.Upload it. If you don't have webspace, send it to n00t( nute@sailorjupiter.com ) and he'll host it.

6.POST.

7.Laugh at everybody's fake and heavily doctored desktops.

I'll start out, OK?

http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/pbdesktop.jpg

Well, there it is. I get extra l33t points because there's FIRE.

And, as a bonus or something equally crappy, I will post pics of my real desk.

Here (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/desk01.jpg) and here. (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/desk02.jpg)

Now you see those <font size=1>LITTLE</font> <font color=yellow>YELLOW</font> circle thingies? Here's what they are:

1. Cartman and his Air Force. Here's a PIC of him (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/cartmanusaf01.jpg)

2. Mickey with his MP5 and his PORSCHE. Mickey comes from DA HOOD, and hangs with DA NIGGAHZ, so he better be ready. More pics here (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/mickeypr0sche01.jpg) and here(this is *THE* best pic ever) (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/mickeyterror01.jpg)

3. My Cable Modem. In case you have no idea what the hell it does, it makes me get pr0n at VERY HIGH SPEEDS.

4.VCR/Cable/Clock/SW trilogy.

5. Kiddie books!

6. Coke and DIRTY SOCKS! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/redface.gif

Also, n00t is hungry (http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/n00tneedfood.jpg).

Umm... Anyway, POST THOSE DESKTOP PICS OR DIE!!1

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[This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited February 22, 2001).]

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 07:10 PM
http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/desktop.jpg

Standard Portman wallpaper, this time it's a calendar http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif
The current image off my favorite webcam <font size="1">perfekt's mine you can't have her</font> and Invasion of the Gabber Robots playing on Winamp.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 07:27 PM
Post or Mickey will SHOOT YOU UP.

http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/pb/mickeyterror01.jpg

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Zoom Rabbit
02-22-2001, 07:30 PM
My spider sense tells me that posting your desktop isn't a good idea.

I have no clear idea why.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 07:39 PM
WHAT?

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Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 07:48 PM
I have a progessive gif of perfekt stripping. it was from a while back when she looked...better. she had blond hair and for some reason looked paler.
you only get it if you post your desktop. otherwise, you'll get goatse.cx'ed.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Nute Gunray:
I have a progessive gif of perfekt stripping. it was from a while back when she looked...better. she had blond hair and for some reason looked paler.

Of course, I provided n00t with such beautiful gif.

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Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 07:55 PM
perfekt r0x0rz j00r b0x0r.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 07:55 PM
POST PEOPLE, POST!

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 08:13 PM
ACES!
this thread is dead!

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:16 PM
HELL NO.

This thread will rise and become the KING or something. That is, if people GET OFF THEIR ASSES and post.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:22 PM
Is this one of those 'Give me you desktop dumbass' threads?

My desktop shows a VERY rare pic of Natalie Portman in a very small, leather bikini.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by JR2000Z:
Is this one of those 'Give me you desktop dumbass' threads?

YES. DO SO. NOW.



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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by JR2000Z:
My desktop shows a VERY rare pic of Natalie Portman in a very small, leather bikini.

it's not as rare as you think. if you didn't just make it up.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:32 PM
What made you think that?
They posed the pic on a magazine(I forget which one.It was some British one) but they dont print the magazine anymore.There are very few left and I found out that there isnt any on the internet or on Ebay.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:35 PM
JUST POST YOUR DESKTOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:37 PM
Who? Me?

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:39 PM
NO, MY MOTHER.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 08:40 PM
when you have as many pictures of her as i do, i find stuff like that...
POST IT AND PROVE ME WRONG

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:41 PM
Oh. She goes here?

Rogue 9
02-22-2001, 08:45 PM
My desktop changes to a new star wars pic every 10 seconds, I have about 60 of them in a chain,they just run on and on and on and on and on and...

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 08:45 PM
just post the pic.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:48 PM
I cry tears of HATE.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:52 PM
No.Its okay.Im sure you didnt want to see anyway.

(See, this is why I dont use ICQ)

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 08:53 PM
I will KILL you and your family.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 08:55 PM
Yeah!
Same to you!

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 08:59 PM
POST. PIC.
or just email it to me...

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 09:00 PM
Im sure they put it out of print early for a REASON!

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 09:01 PM
I'm gonna SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE.*

*Only if somebody starts posting some DESKTOPS.

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JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 09:03 PM
Do you want me to post my DESKTOP or Natalie Portman pic?

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 09:04 PM
damnit post it.

Poor Bastard
02-22-2001, 09:05 PM
<font size=1000>DESKTOP</font>(If, of course, it has such pic)

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[This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited February 22, 2001).]

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 09:07 PM
Nute wants me to post Natalie and PB wants me to post my desktop.I can only do one!

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 09:08 PM
send them both to me.

JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 09:13 PM
No its okay.Ill just wont do either.

emupiett
02-22-2001, 09:15 PM
If we successfully sent one to Nute, should he have e-mailed back?

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JR2000Z
02-22-2001, 09:24 PM
Dammit, I was just kidding.
You guys will believe ANYTHING you here.
I am so smart.


I ROCK!

Nute Gunray
02-22-2001, 09:31 PM
you see, there ARE pictures of her like that. I just don't have all of them.

Rogue 9
02-22-2001, 09:46 PM
here is one of my desktops, qualities bad because it required 32 bit color-- http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.geocities.com/linuxrules56/desktop3.jpg You have to type it in because geocities sux
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[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 22, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 22, 2001).]

Admiral
02-22-2001, 11:02 PM
I would but I'm to lazy.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
02-22-2001, 11:09 PM
Here's my regular, pretty much boring, desktop:

<img src="http://members.aol.com/markpuppet/desktopj.jpg" alt="Yeah, I know, boring...">

However, here's what my screen usually looks like:

<img src="http://members.aol.com/markpuppet/desktop-2j.jpg" alt="MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!">

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

[This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited February 22, 2001).]

Darth Sceltor
02-23-2001, 12:40 AM
My desktop 5ux0r5, so I will not bore you with it. I will however put this irrelevant picture up:

http://masterkoon.tripod.com/graphics/plokooncard.gif

Darth Sceltor
02-23-2001, 12:45 AM
BTW, that card is the l33t3st thing on my actual desk right now, besides my TOP SECRET PLANETARION STRATEGY notes.