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Natty
06-08-2006, 01:16 AM
I'm not sure if he was drunk at the time, but he serves as a reminder as to why I should turn off my MSN when I'm not home.

I luvs him anyway, and since he demanded I return, I figured I'd drop by and say hewwo.

Joshi
06-08-2006, 06:06 AM
Well that's certainly a way of attracting people to a thread.

Oh, and welcome back Natty, good to see you around.

DrMcCoy
06-08-2006, 10:42 AM
Natty! :)

Das Mole
06-08-2006, 12:18 PM
Hey.

Welcome back.

Kj°len
06-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Yes, yes I demand sex. And if I was drunk, I wouldn't have been using such good grammar and punctuation. :p

*Huggles Natty* Great to see you hun. Please stay and help us drive out the newbs. They have consumed this forum. It makes K-jo sad.

PoM
06-08-2006, 03:26 PM
Don't tell me you consider me a newb, I'm practically ancient.

Kj°len
06-08-2006, 03:30 PM
You are in the latter half of age 13. You are indeed a newb. And you shall be until you are 16.

Fealiks
06-08-2006, 04:51 PM
lolz omg!!! ITYM n00b rofl!!!! zOMG B10!

erm... anyway welcom back natty! :)

Kj°len
06-08-2006, 06:37 PM
This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about. WE NEED TO PURGE THE FORUMS.

And K-jo still has not recieved his payment.

Fealiks
06-09-2006, 01:23 PM
Actually, the age you stop being a newb in Britain is 18, so if you lived here, you would still be a newb. ;)

Joshi
06-09-2006, 02:08 PM
Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.

Kj°len
06-10-2006, 12:48 PM
You're fricken 13 years old, Fealiks. Not just that, but you act like it, too. You have very little right telling anyone that they are still a newb.

Skinkie
06-13-2006, 04:28 PM
Just wait till you can step up and be newd. THen you can come back to this thread

Fealiks
06-13-2006, 04:39 PM
Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.
I've been to newb councillors and everything. They're working on a cure.

Joshi
06-13-2006, 06:37 PM
You mean a more humane one than the one they already have (it involves a baseball bat and a bag of squirrels)

Ray Jones
06-14-2006, 04:14 AM
Screw humanity, important is, this one is quick and efficient. And once you get used to the bat, you soon stop minding all those squirrels. It's a bit less encouraging if they don't use nails through the squirrels, though.

Joshi
06-14-2006, 08:03 AM
I've never heard a squirrel complaining to me.

Ray Jones
06-14-2006, 10:33 AM
Unlike hamsters, squirrels don't talk, they act! What you might hear is instead quite reasonable due to the fact that they *love* beans.

Fealiks
06-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Well they stopped using squirrels because of the anti squirrel-abuse act of '97. Now they use sheep.

yay 800 posts! I think a long smiley is in order. ({:=|D)

o rly

rawr

Joshi
06-14-2006, 06:18 PM
You see, that's where the newbness kicks in. Oldies would have never gone for sheep in such respects, it's just not done.

Kj°len
06-15-2006, 05:22 PM
Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.

Das Mole
06-15-2006, 06:07 PM
What is "O RLY".

Joshi
06-15-2006, 06:32 PM
If you don't know count yourself extremely lucky and just move away.

Das Mole
06-15-2006, 06:49 PM
Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"?

DarthAve
06-15-2006, 06:53 PM
Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"?
http://tinypic.com/8whxf6.jpg It's this. It means 'Oh really' and it's often followed by a great horned owl saying 'YA RLY'

duh

Das Mole
06-15-2006, 07:12 PM
Pssh.

I don't have time for that crap.

hXc/emo and sXc kids, however...I have time for them.

Alien426
06-16-2006, 09:42 AM
I'm sure O'Reilly (http://www.oreilly.com) have a '... In A Nutshell' book with an owl on the cover, but I couldn't find it. So I give you this (http://onastick.net/sitz/images/orabanms2.gif) instead.

Fealiks
06-16-2006, 11:46 AM
Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.

Everybody knows you get to spam and say random things in a post where your post count has gone up to the next hundred... or thousand.

I can see me being a newb is annoying Kjo... little does he know, I have my anti-vaseline cream at the ready, prepared to counteract his unique closed-mouth-yet-still-dazzling-smile! Today kjo's lips... tommorrow... the WORLD!

Samnmax221
06-16-2006, 02:06 PM
Your gonna do WHAT with a personel lubricant?!?

Fealiks
06-16-2006, 04:38 PM
Well, personal lubricant is one way of putting it... Its actually just black petroleum jelly with a funky make-shift tub made out of paper mache and foil. Here's one I made earlier... *queue Blue Peter music*

Das Mole
06-16-2006, 04:49 PM
Oh geez.

DarthAve
06-16-2006, 06:24 PM
...ew. You must have some kind of issues Fealiks.

NiKo
06-18-2006, 06:57 PM
i demand sex

Kj°len
06-18-2006, 09:14 PM
Fealiks, keep your vaseline away from me.

Niko, on the other hand :naughty:

Samnmax221
06-18-2006, 09:17 PM
Fealiks just feel free to stay the hell out of Minnesota

Yufster
06-19-2006, 10:41 AM
Oh so everybody forget about me, fine fine, I get it.

DrMcCoy
06-19-2006, 10:46 AM
Errr, who are you?!? ;P

Natty
06-19-2006, 10:30 PM
God damn newbies. Be gone all of you! :smash:

Anyway, I hope everyone's been behaving themselves! And if I see anyone using inapropriate text speak I'll get grumpy. Even those people who don't have English as a first language seem to type better than some people whose english is their first language these days.

Kj°len
06-21-2006, 01:52 AM
Agreed. K-jo loves punctuation.

..,,.,,,--?!

Ray Jones
06-21-2006, 05:11 AM
Me loves perpetration.

Ter Urly Avenues off RuyJanice XD (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=123929)

Skinkie
06-21-2006, 11:05 AM
I think you meant 'penetration'

To Ugly Streets of RayJuice XL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetration)

Joshi
06-21-2006, 04:37 PM
Me loves perpetration.

Ter Urly Avenues off RuyJanice XD (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=123929)

Where in frogs name was i when this was posted? Hmm, maybe i was in my freakishly uncool but mysterious phase back then... or maybe i was eating pudding.

Ray Jones
06-22-2006, 09:17 AM
Tsk! Pudding. You were trying to make out with Martha Steward, but got in trouble with Zoom, who was also trying to make out with Martha. Martha again tried to hit on Roydalbert, who rejected her because he already was deeply involved with his babe. Martha cried, and comforted herself with the devil, whose peenis was much to small for her, btw.
But in the end, noone got milk and God decided to end this wicked wicketation by doing nothing at all. -- As for me, I now write down gibberish using this proper english gremmeur e spoiling le fantastique.

Joshi
06-22-2006, 10:40 AM
Why is it, you always seem to leave your part out of that story whenever you tell it? And by the way, the wig fooled no one.

Ray Jones
06-22-2006, 10:57 AM
Listen. We made an agreement, m'kay?

Joshi
06-22-2006, 11:09 AM
What, you mean the one where the cheque bounced? Yeah, I'm not falling for that again. This time I want cashy money... and if you haven't got that cash will do just fine.