View Full Version : Freaky Psychonauts Role Play... WITH SQUIRRELS!
06-15-2006, 02:13 AM
Well, another role play. This one is where Psychonauts characters go and do... Stuff. Halloween role play actually. So choose a costume, a character and a group to peruse the area with, and you're set! I'm going with Sasha by the way... And no made-ups allowed. We're keeping this strictly... I dunno. Old school? Nah, that makes them all sound so old. Never mind me folks...
Sasha grinned as he climbed out of his laboratory and floated over to the whispering rocket transport system. He ordered the cart to the main campgrounds, where everyone was gathering, ready to go off in the bus for the annual Halloween-get-together that occurred after camp, and only included people who WANTED to come. Sasha's costume was a strange one, and it appeared he had watched too many movies with vampires in them, as he had taken the liberty of making huge leathery black wings and a long, sweeping red cloak. He had plastic fangs, and was levitating about thirty centimeters about the ground to make it look realistic. He still had his sunglasses on however, and that was what made him stick out like a sore thumb. He arrived at the main campgrounds to find that several people had already assembled...
06-15-2006, 02:27 AM
I'll be Milka, and she's a sexy devil.
Milka stood inside the lodge, tugging at her red fishnets when Sasha walked in. Milka was wearing a red minidress, red knee high boots, devil horns, and had a proad thingie whatever it's called. Her face was covered in make-up. Most noticable was her red glossed lips.
She walked up to Sasha and asked "Agent Nein, have you seen Elton??? I've been waiting for him."
06-15-2006, 02:40 AM
Sasha was off in an ooc daydream when he heard Milka speak to him.
"Oh, Miss Phage, sorry. I believe that Elton should be here soon. If I'm correct, he did send in an application for tonight..." Sasha buzzed, fiddling with his wings.
06-15-2006, 02:45 AM
"So Sasha, I'd bet you didn't hear what Milla's coming as. I should know with the whole invistiblity thing, I heard her talking to Morry about it." She reajusted the horns on her head. "I actually know who everybody's coming as. I mean, everyone is coming. I asked."
I, shall be Fred! To give the story a subplot! Fred dressed as... a T-Rex! AHAHA!
Fred sat at the asylum, everyone was willing to split taxi fare... if they found a way off this accursed isle.
"Another halloween on a barren island with ex-mental patients..." said Fred patiently awaiting for the usual kids who came to the asylum as part of the halloween "rumor" of an asylum across the lake.
Also the "proad" thing is called a pitchfork.
06-15-2006, 02:56 AM
Sasha stared blankly at Milka.
"Science kept me from studying the forms. Milla read them all and them told me all about them on our mission to Timbuktoo. Anyway Miss Phage, would you care to come down to my lab for the party after this? Milla revanped it specially for this... I've been trying to avoid my lab ever since. I detest the colour scheme she chose. Orange I can stand, but pink?" Sasha glanced around, and noticed there was no-one there.
"Though personally, I think I should have made her have it at the lake... Imagine Raz's terror!" Sasha sadistically giggled at this remark, and adjusted his sunglasses.
ooc: Time to play more characters if we want to...
06-15-2006, 03:05 AM
(I say we can control whatever characters we want, except you Milka and me Sasha.)
"Why didn't you just have it here? That's kind of dumb of you guys." Milka said, putting her hand on her hip and looking at Sasha with a 'duh' look.
06-15-2006, 03:14 AM
"I agree completely Miss Phage," Sasha sighed, before staring at the doors. Suddenly, a thundercloud made a cracking thunder noise, and the doors swung open, revealing a rain soaked Raz, who was dressed in a lord of the rings costume, similar to the one worn by Aragorn in the two towers.
"Hi guys!" Raz squealed, and the thunderclouds suddenly went away.
"What is it with this crazy weather?" Raz sighed, shaking his head.
"Hello Razputin, what have you come as?" Sasha groaned.
"Aragorn from Lord Of The Rings," Raz cheered.
"And what are you Milka?" Raz hummed, as everyone turned to the little devil-girl.
06-15-2006, 03:21 AM
Milka looked at him and just said "You wish Raz, and so does your mom. I'm just waiting for Elton to get here. He's coming as a goth. Oh and Raz, Star Wars will always kick Lord of tthe Ring's ass." With that Elton walked in.
"Hey you guys! Milka!" Elton looked like a mini Sasha
"Elton!" Milka ran up to him and hugged him. "Damn, you look good."
"Yeah, I changed my mind. I came as Sasha," Elton then looked at the real Sasha "I hope you don't mind. but you," He was referring again to Milka, "Two words: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL!!"
06-15-2006, 03:33 AM
"I do not mind at all, Elton. I was infact going to come as Milla, but I decided against it," Sasha sighed, thinking back to when he had proposed that idea to Milla and gotten slapped. Suddenly, eighties music droned through the normal halloween regeem of Evenescence and other suicidal c.d's, and everyone knew Milla had entered. Milla was dressed as wonderwoman, and had every detail of the costume correct. Quentin's (who had arrived before everyone else) jaw dropped down to the floor, before he muttered,
"Dang she's fine," And played a scratching version of 'Believe It Or Not We're Waling On Air' and doing it okay for a change. Milla strode up to Sasha and the others, wielding a magical truth lasso or whatnot, and threw it over Sasha.
"Sasha, did you bring Milka to the dance as your partner?" She asked, Sasha staring dumbstruck. Suddenly, Sasha felt himself compelled to answer.
"No Milla. Milka's heart belongs to Elton, from what I know, and I would never ask a child to be my date," Sasha replied. Suddenly more words spilled from his mouth.
"But Milla, I did use your toothpaste the other night," Sasha blurted, and was promptly slapped by Milla. Suddenly, the coach, who was dressed as a grim reaper, came up on stage and announced they would be leaving for the suburbs soon.
06-15-2006, 03:47 AM
"Mmmf...." Milka said, over in a corner, making out with Elton. "Later....Coach....Mmmf...."
Elton pulled away, he had red lipstick all over his face. It didn't really look right since he was dressed as Sasha.
"C'mon." Milka said, pulling Elton into the TV room and shutting the door.
Everyone else walked in at other various times. Elka and Nils came as a Pimp and his hoe. Nils was the hoe :xp: Phoebe came as JJ from Good Times. She walked up to Quentin and yelled "DY-NO-MITE!!"
Chloe was a robot wrapped up in tin foil, Bobby was Michael Jackson but they shot him so nobody really saw that much. Franke and Kitty were the half of The Ashley's from Recess. The other half were Vernon and Quentin, who dressed up as chicks for some alone time with their crushes.
06-15-2006, 04:01 AM
Suddenly, a burst of bright light came from outside, and everyone stopped dancing, making out or being shot to death. Mikhail strode in, wearing an italian mob hitman outfit, rather odd compared to the hat he refused to take off, followed by Maloof, who had dyed his hair white and was dressed as the leader.
"Entering room," Mikhail muttered into his mouthpiece strapped to his cheek.
"Hello lowly campers, do not mind me or my associate, and continue dancing, making out or being shot to death by our hired assasins," Maloof shouted, which promted the camp to return to the aforementioned activities. The doors swung open several more times that evening, revealing a crowned dogen, a pair of brokeback mountain-esque cowboys in the form of J.T and Chops and finally, with a dramatic swing of the doors, a shadowcat lookalike Lili.
"LILI!" Raz yelled, running up to her and beginning to make out.
"Attention all students, we are about to go trick-or-treating in the suburbs. Please go down to the bus and await further instructions," Oleander ordered, leaving the students to meander down to the bus. Which they, did, of course, and left for the suburbia of some part of AMerica.
06-15-2006, 04:11 AM
Milka sat right next to Elton in the very back seat of the bus, in which they made out in. Raz and Lili sat in the seat opposite to them, and made out.
"Raz," Lili said, pausing, "Lord of the Rings is gay."
06-15-2006, 04:30 AM
"I know, my dad made me wear this costume. Stupid dad, he thinks he knows everything," Raz sighed, staring out the window of the bus. Cruller had snuck on earlier, dressed as an aging punk rocker. Sasha had gotten irritated by him, so he shoved him off the bus at the first corner, forcing him to walk to town. Milla had gotten the hitmen to leave, much to Maloof's dismay, as he had payed them millions to continually kill Bobby. The bus reached the small town within several minutes, and everyone hopped off.
"Now children, I want you to all go in groups of four, and I want you to stick together," Milla hummed, before all the children ran off to terrorise the locals...
06-15-2006, 02:08 PM
Milka and Elton walked up to a door. A creepy old lady popped out "Ohh, what adorable little children. Here's a nice treat for you." She put a jelly bean into their bags. "Bye now!" she yelled.
"Moocher." Milka said, Elton shaking his head in aggrement.
They went on the rest of the night, pretty much covering the whole neighborhood. When the buses reloaded, everyone dished out their candy and began munching. Bobby somehow survived the guns, but died because he ate a poisoned snickers.
When they got back to camp, they prepaired for the huge after halloween jamboree. All they really did was put up a disco ball, and kick Quentin out of the DJ booth. All anyone was waiting for was the big costume contest, where the winner would lead the expedition to Thorney Towers island.
06-15-2006, 09:08 PM
(Well, there's a whole night of thinking wasted. Ah, whatever. I'll be Gloria when the time comes.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN THE TIME COMES, I'LL GO THINK OF A NEW COSTUME.)
06-16-2006, 01:35 AM
Raz giggled nervously as he and Lili snuck away from the dance. He had had a beer earlier when he and Lili had psychicly murdered a drunk. Raz was now drunk, and Lili was on a sugar high. They tiptoed away from the dance down to the lake, and Raz brought out his lungfish caller.
"Kazoo!!!" He played the item, and Linda walked out of the lake dressed as Batgirl.
"Linda... You look lovely?!?!" Raz giggled drunkenly.
"Oh thank you powerful human child, Sam said it complimented my face," She hummed.
"Shut up, hideous hulking lungfish. Just take us to the asylum, okay?" Lili sighed, before they both got promptly swallowed and dragged to the asylum...
(Now is the time Mashi!!!)
Fred awaited at the beach. As the waters bubbled he perfected his costume. "'Bout time!"
06-16-2006, 02:17 AM
Edgar sniffed as he walked out of a small patch of rubble that served as the inmate's changing rooms. Gloria had made him dress as a flower girl for halloween, and he didn't like it.
The drunken Raz was flung out onto the shores of the lake with Lili, who's sugar high had remained persistant. He shook himself out, and swung up the asylum cliff. As he reached the top, he saw the inmates had been living their for the past several months. He staggered up to the very floral Edgar, and cheered,
"Nice hat," Before fainting from alchohol consumption. Lili skipped up the cliff somehow, and began to Irish dance next to him, singing shakira badly.
"Hello Edgar and Gloria and everybody!" She yelled, before looking back down the cliff.
"And Fred!!!" She continued, before starting to randomly cry...
Sasha looked up. He had a feeling that Raz and Lili had gone off to the asylum without anyone to supervise them. He knew they would discover his test subjects. He shuddered, before hitching a ride on the whispering rocket system and then levitating over the lake. But he was too late. Lili had brought out her poker cards and they were playing the game. Well, her and the unconscious Raz at least. She was still awaitning Edgar's coming as well as the other inmates.
A frankenstein Crispin staggered out from the ruins, smiling slightly. It was that time of year again. It was halloween. It was his time of year. He strode over to the gathering crowd, and started chuckling. He was enjoying watching a blurry Fred walk around far below him. It made him feel special.
Boyd grinned insanely as he finished his theory of how they would get a taxi from the island. He was dressed like a g-man, and he was happy about it. He didn't need to reminisce that time, but it was fun looking back at his insanity. He strode up to the crowd, saying,
"Shall we get a boat, and then split a cab?"
06-16-2006, 02:44 AM
Milka and Elton looked over as Raz and Lili reached the island. "Raz! Lili! Where've you been? We've been here for an hour!" Milka yelled. They hopped down to see them.
Elton shook his head saying "Yeah, try some of this stuff." Elton held out a plastic bag with red powder in it. "It's happy crack. Basically sugar and kool-aid powder. Just eat it."
"Yeah," Crispen said, "Boyd here had the idea of snorting it and got a nose bleed." pointing out a red spot on Boyd's trench coat.
06-16-2006, 06:56 AM
"You guys want to split a cab?" Boyd suddenly said.
06-16-2006, 08:17 AM
Sasha glared at Boyd.
"No, we do not want a cab in the middle of no..." Sasha was broken off by Raz.
"YES WE DO CAUSE I'M DRUNK!!!" Raz said, before re-fainting.
"I think we should listen to the only one of us that isn't on crack or drunk or on a high,"
06-16-2006, 12:26 PM
Gloria for some reason had just walked out of her little pavillion looking like she dumped several gallons of white paint over herself, painted on black stripes and dyed her hair purple. Four strange appendages (also painted white and black) were sticking out of her head and she had a length of garden hose tied around her waist. Apparantly she's supposed to Sandra from Zebra Girl, but did a really bad job with the costume.
"What is all that loud shouting sounding like it came from a drunken 11-year-old?" she asked the others.
06-16-2006, 03:53 PM
"WE'RE NOT ON CRACK!! It's sugar and kool-aid powder!!" Yelled Milka and Elton simaltaniously.
"OMGS I KNOW!!!" Yelled Crispen "Let's have a rave!!"
Crispen dragged out a box filled with glow sticks and a boom box that played techno music.
"WOO HOO!!!" Yelled Raz, falling over puking.
06-16-2006, 06:20 PM
I know Boyds already shown up, but I'll attempt a little Boyd for this.
Facinated by the glow sticks, Boyd walked over to examine...
Staring at his rainbow glowstick, sudden words lept into Boyds' mind...
"Shall we split a..."
"NO!!!!" Screamed everybody, who at that time were intent on enjoying their kool-aid-crack and listening to teckno.
Crispen... who had his mouth filled with glow sticks was stubling around loseing his footing, when all the sudden he tripped over a very drunk Raz. Suprized by this, Crispen spit out his glow sticks in the air, which landed into Glorias hair and gave her quite the surprize.
Gloria... in a fit to get the glow sticks out of her hair ran over poor Raz... tripped and smacked into suger-high-Lili... who in suprize, sent a psi blast into the air.
As the intoxicated psychadets and psychonauts (and psychos) stared in the air at the red/purple flame, Boyd thought to himself
"Should I have dressed as a Cab Driver?" "I could split my own cab!"
The blast started to de-send directly below Boyd, and all of the others ran away from the dangerous blast.
In frustration of coming up with a better idea for a costume, Boyd trusted his hands into his pockects, and to his suprized found a bottle of "Milk" that he used to try to destroy the asylem with.
"I dont need this anymore!"
"I am not the Milkman"
"My milk has expired"
And in one smooth motion, Boyd Threw the bomb in the air, straight at the psi blast coming at him....
Most of the campers woke up an hour later to find everyone scattered around in the dark of the asylem.
"What time is it?" said Elton...
"Its only been an hour...? Its 2 at night...?" said Lili
"Whos that over there?" said Milka
"Its Boyd!!!!" exclaimed everyone.
The smoke covered Boyd layed under a rubble of dirt and glowsticks.
Everybody looked at Boyd with astonishment, and in the distance the voice of Raz called out "Hey, HEY? wh... why... haff the music sto.. st... stopped" and then fainted once again, as the body of Boyd started moveing, and alll the sudden up came Boyd out of the rubble, eyes wide open, and said to his delight....
"I got it! Well ride a bus!"
Crispen picked up the radio and turned it back on and everybody started dancing again.
Everything was back to normal and people were haveing a real good time, but Raz was very confuzed why he had so many footmarks on him.
06-16-2006, 07:18 PM
When 'what is love by Haddoway came on, Fred, Crispen and Boyd all stood next to eachother and did a head bopping motion like Will Ferral and Chris Kattan in 'A Night at the Roxbury' and Milka and Elton did a psychadelic dance. Even Sasha busted out into a robot.
06-17-2006, 05:26 AM
"Hey!" said Boyd from the front of the bus. "No dancing while the bus is moving!"
06-17-2006, 01:18 PM
"OMG I JUST GOT A SUGAR ENDUCED IDEA!!!" Yelled Milka "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME BACK TO THE MAIN LODGE TO PARTY WITH US???"
everyone looked around at eachother, then simaltaniously yelled "LET'S DO IT!!!"
06-17-2006, 02:15 PM
Gloria was the first to board the bus. Unbewknowst to her, she still had a couple of glowsticks caught in her hair and one of her "horns".
"There's plenty of room for everyone! But the question is how is the bus going to drive over the lake?"
(That's a good question, Gloria!)
06-17-2006, 05:17 PM
"My idea was canoes." Said Milka, feeling a little woosy.
06-17-2006, 09:04 PM
"We don't have canoes, last I checked," Gloria replied.
06-17-2006, 11:14 PM
"Guess we'll have to takethe jet pack." Said Elton, pulling out a backpack. He pressed a button on the back pact and flew up into the sky, not before grabbing Milka's Hand.
"We'll get canoes from the camp to pick you guys up!!" Yelled Milka, flying towards camp with Elton.
06-18-2006, 05:36 AM
Sasha suddenly realised he wasn't on the bus. He was trapped on the island. Well, he would have been if he wasn't psychic. So he just floated across the lake and went to his lab, where everyone had started partying. Sasha at that point was on a high, and decided there and then he wanted to be a rapper.
"Yo homies wat's down in da hood!" He yelled, unaware that he was being taped. Quentin was up high above him, with a canon video camera. Sasha started being ooc, and Quentin s******ed. He could sell the tape to talk shows for millions- no, billions. He only needed a little help from Milla. But how could he get it? He suddenly remembered the tape of Milla getting intimate with the Coach. Oh, he would get that footage out there. He would...
06-18-2006, 08:55 AM
...get hit in the head with a flying fish.
"Oof!" he exclaimed as he hit the ground by the unaware Sasha's feet, which were awkwardly tapdancing while the mouth they were connected too suddenly decided it was a good time to tell everybody about what their mumma's were all doing right at that very moment. His videocamera fell into a fire, someplace nearby.
06-18-2006, 02:52 PM
"OK! We're back!" Yelled Milka and Elton, bringing along two canoes. "We can fit three people into each one." Said Milka, "So, I'll take Raz and Lili, Elton can take Gloria and Boyd. I'll come back for Fred and Crispen, Elton can get Edgar, OK?"
"OK!!" Yelled Everyone and Raz, Lili, Gloria, and Boyd hopped into a canoe.
"Are we still gonna split a cab?" Said Boyd.
06-19-2006, 04:18 AM
"No we are not!" Lili yelled, slapping Boyd. Hard.
06-19-2006, 02:05 PM
After a few trips, everyone of the asylum friends was at the camp. "OK! Let's go to Sasha's lab and party like it's 1995!!" Yelled Milka.
"Uhh, Milka. It's 1999, not 1995." Elton wispered to her.
"I don't care. Is Prince here to correct me. No! So let's go!" Milka snapped.
"huzzah!" Yelled everyone, walking to Sasha's lab.
06-19-2006, 05:18 PM
Gloria falls down the stairs. Graceful!
06-19-2006, 05:26 PM
"Yay!" Yelled all the crazy kids who were at the asylum. The other kids just stared, except Quentin, who was crying in a corner about his video camera.
06-20-2006, 01:42 AM
"Why are freaks interrupting bosses dancing?" Mikhail murmured, before spontaneously combusting from inquisitiveness.
"That's how curiousity killed the cat," Benny yelled, before doing the robot on Mikhail's remains. Mikhail respawned as a ghost, and went to haunt Benny for the rest of eternity. Suddenly, people all over the room started dieing of curiousity, and when most were dead, Sasha suddenly brought something forward.
"I have always known everything there is to know, I just PRETEND to be interested. I do not like curiousity," Sasha yelled, before straightening his sunglasses and coughing in a sarcastic way.
06-20-2006, 01:49 AM
"LET'S PARTY!!!" Yelled Crispen, pulling out a cowbell. The rest of the asylum pulled out an instrument and started playing "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. When the song was over and the applauds ended, Boyd flew away.
"OMG! BOYD CAN FLY??" Crispen Yelled
"OF COARSE I CAN!! That is my power with the Super Best Friends!" Boyd said.
"Oh yeah!" said Fred, Edgar and Gloria recolecting about the past.
"Man, it sure was fun saving the internet and forcing Bill Gates to retire in two years!" Fred said, and everyone let out a sigh. Then, they began to jam again.
06-20-2006, 02:28 AM
"Jamming is fun. Ask not for who the cowbell rocks!" Quetin's ghost yelled, and started dancing.
"The cowbell rocks for thee!" Pheobe's ghost yelled, also dancing. Everyone's ghost's began to dance, except for Bobby, who had been killed again as a ghost and went uber-ghost.
06-20-2006, 02:31 AM
(If you get the Super Best Friend joke pyro, then you have done your reasearch.)
Sasha fixed his glasses and when the song was over he said "Well, that was really great. But I just gotta have more cowbell."
"The cowbell is distracting me!" Yelled Gloria, who was singing lead.
"Guess what?" said Sasha, "I've got a FEVER! and the only perscription is more cowbell!"
06-20-2006, 02:39 AM
Suddenly the room went dark. Everyone screamed as Sasha walked down through everyone.
"Ask not for who the cowbell rocks," He groaned, as everyone gazed at him in terror. Suddenly Raz broke the silence.
"Why is everyone gasping? He's just wanting to hear a cowbell! And where are the squirrels? The creator of this said there would be squirrels!" Raz said, before dying, just like virtually everyone else, from curiousity.
"Lookee here! I'm a ghost!" He yelled, before doing the robot.
06-20-2006, 02:48 AM
Crispen played the cowbell. He rocked it so hard he deserved his own record! They then played 'Don't Fear the Reaper' for 47 hours and 34 minutes straight.
"OK! I'm done. SUPER BEST FRIENDS AWAY!!!" Yelled Fred, being followed by Gloria, Edgar and Boyd.
~theme music began to play~
"It is dark times in this earth, but DON'T FEAR! WE HAVE THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!
Fred Bonaparte: with his unmatched tactical skills ~fred's in a dark room with plans~
Edgar Teggle: With the power to make his painting come to like ~Edgars in the room, painting~
Gloria von Gouten: Can act her way out of anyting ~in the room, fanning herself with a chinese folding fan, acting dramtic~
and Boyd Cooper: With the power of flight! ~flying through the sky~
and together they are, THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!"
~end theme music~
"So, what do you think of that?" Fred asked, still in position from the fake theme.
06-20-2006, 02:51 AM
Raz went pale.
"YOU'RE ALL SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE PSYCHONAUTS CAN I JOIN I HATE THIS BORING JOB OF MINE LET ME BE A SUPER BEST FRIEND!!!" Raz yelled.
06-20-2006, 02:55 AM
"There arn't any openings." Gloria said, "Milka joined before you came to the island, Elton too. They just don't have parts in the theme yet."
06-20-2006, 02:59 AM
Raz went off to be emo at that point. Suddenly, a vortex of all things dumb and lame opened up and AN EMO SQUIRREL VERSION OF EVERY PSYCHONAUTS CHARACTER EXCEPT THE SQUIRRELS CAME OUT.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!" Sasha yelled, once again being ooc.
06-20-2006, 03:02 AM
"Quick SUPERBESTFRIENDS!! Karate fight!" Fred yelled as they all began to kung-fu the emo squirrles.
06-20-2006, 03:23 AM
The squirrel ran up the arms of the Super Best Friends, and made them tap dance by possessing them. Boyd began to giggle, and Sasha just stared. Sasha was secretly, however, laughing behind his glasses.
"Everything is going to plan..." He whispered, and then turned to Lili.
"The plan is working, is it not?" He asked.
"Yes, master. It is,"
06-20-2006, 03:30 AM
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Yelled a booming voice from atop the stair set. a man leaped down from the top and got into katate position
"CHUCK NORRIS???" Yelled Lili
"Yes, I have come to save the superbestfriends+Raz" He said, and began roundhouse kicking squirrels. when every squirrel was down, he ran to Sasha and said "Do you know what happend when you wear sunglasses in Chuck Norris' presance?"
Sasha looked curiously at him, then blew up in the sake of curiousity.
"You roundhouse kick Lili Zanotto!" Chuck Norris said, roundhouse kicking Lili into oblivion.
"Wow," Raz said, "That's karate master Chuck Norris."
"No problem! The super best friends here saved me from Oprah!" Chuck Norris said, "Now, I'm off to stop world hunger!" and then Chuck Norris flew off, waving back at the crazy bunch.
06-20-2006, 06:21 AM
Sasha's ghost suddenly came along and murmured,
"I'll be back," Before Milla died from wondering what the heck was going on. Elton lap danced on Milla's body, and she came alive again as a reincarnation of herself. As a cougar.
"No! Fire!" She screamed, before screaming
06-20-2006, 01:45 PM
"Wow, this is messed up." Boyd said.
'Yeah," Milka said,
06-20-2006, 02:05 PM
Then Milka said, "Should we split a cab?"
Boyd: "You read my mind!!!"
Hardy, Har Har....
06-20-2006, 02:25 PM
"I've got an idea!" Yelled Elton, "Let's go to Ceder Point!"
"YAY!!!" Everyone yelled.
So then everyone hopped on the camp bus and was on their way to Ohio!!
06-22-2006, 03:04 AM
Except, it turns out the bus driver is Steven Segal.
No one notices who he is at first, and they can't read his mind because he's freakin' Steve Segal and he has mad skillz at everything. But he decides to announce his presence to them, because he wanted some sort of challenge. But he's so powerful nothing really comes close to being a challenge to him. So he startsoff by kicking all their butts in a no holds streetbrawl inside the bus, ..while driving at the same time, ..and shaving,.. during rush hour! Also he plans on making them all into Urban - Lumberjacks. That's his master plan.
06-22-2006, 04:32 AM
Sasha suddenly realized. He was not on the bus. He quickly levitated after the bus, and when he finally found it, he discovered something horrible. They were making a mockery of his lumberjack song.
"How I wish that song had stayed where I left it, in the deepest, darkest depths of my cube," He shuddered, watching the campers and more singing.
"My name is yon yonson I live in wisconsin I work at the lumberyard there," How Sasha despised Raz for teaching it to all of them. He decided. They had to be stopped.
06-22-2006, 02:21 PM
Milka was the only one not singing. "OK, that song is gayer than Sasha himself, let's sing somthing else."
Everyone on the bus was quiet for a moment until Boyd started to sing "Are, you gonna take me home tonight? Ahhhhhh, down beside that red fire light? Are, you gonna let it all hang out, Fat bottemed girls, you make the rockin' world go round."
And then everyone on the bes precided to sing 'Fat Bottemed Girls' until they arrived at Ceder Point.
06-22-2006, 04:54 PM
As everyone got off the bus, they didn't seem to notice the stowaway who had held on to the bottom of the bus for the duration of the trip. Slowly, he crawled out from underneath it. The 13 hour ride, in conjunction with the 'Fat Bottemed Girls' non stop singalong had driven him insane. His eyes were filled with anger, rage, and the color red. Well, actually it was a pinkish/red sort of color. Almost like a red barn color, but it was an evil barn. He stepped into the light, and it was revealed that it was....
06-22-2006, 05:29 PM
"OMG! CHUCK NORRIS HAS RETURNED!" They all yelled.
"You never invited me!" He yelled, "I wanna ride Skyhawk!"
"Ok Chuck," Fred Said "You can come with us."
And with a squee, they all went to the ticket booth. The cashier rang up all of them and said "That will be $340" Everyone looked over at Fred
"Do you take Visa?" He asked, pulling out his wallet. So, Fred payed for everyone's all day fun, and they rode Milennium Force all day and then returned. Chuck flew off to kill Osama Bin Laden, and the campers and asylum buddies all went back to Sasha's lab for a cookie.
06-22-2006, 08:03 PM
(Okay, I can't be a part of this anymore.
But SUPERBESTFRIENDS ROCK!)
06-22-2006, 08:47 PM
(Yes, just tell Klia, the creator of the superbestfriends, that.)
06-23-2006, 03:21 AM
Sasha ran out of cookies just before he could have one.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed, before going up to Betty and hugging it/her.
(Hehe. Tell me if you know what I mean)
06-23-2006, 03:30 AM
(I'll call you Betty" Sasha said, going up to the machine and hugging it.)(I think I know)
"Sasha! stop making out with that brain tumbler!" Ghost Milla said. A G-man walked into the room. "Is this the LFRD convention?" it asked, removing her head to reveal a girl. "I'm Purple Squid. I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
06-23-2006, 03:36 AM
Sasha stopped making out with Betty.
"SHE'S BACK!!! ARGH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!" Sasha screamed.
"Protect me Betty!"
06-23-2006, 03:39 AM
"OMGS PURPLE SQUID!!" Yelled sombody in a Milla costume at the top of the steps, she came hopping down the stepps and hugged Purple Squid! The Milla person was.....
DARTH_AVE!!! Next thing, a fred impersonater came down the steps too. IT WAS SMON! Then Cheez came in his Raz costume. Mashi showed up in a Lili costume! Eventually, everyone cool was there, that is except pyrohappygirl....
"This costume was my best idea yet... and also my worst." Smon said (Whoa.. talking in the third person... cosmic.) and yanked and pulled on his imprisoned arms until the costume snapped, sending broken safety pins flying.
06-23-2006, 04:36 AM
"lol!, Smon talks to himself!" Darth yelled, "ZOMGZ ELTON!!!" Darth then dived on Elton and precided to make out with the sailor. Milka wasn't havin' that, and tried to kick Darth's ass, but couldn't defeat the strenght of Darth_Aveizzle.
06-23-2006, 04:53 AM
Suddenly, pyrohappygirl emerges from the staircase dressed as, wait for it... BONITA SOLEIL!!! Her shining hair lights up the party as she walks down. Everyone who looks at her hair (apart from herself) is permanently blinded. HUZZAH!
"Hi guys," She shouts, pulling up her hood over the bright hair.
"What did I miss?"
06-23-2006, 04:54 AM
Darth continued to glomp Elton and ignored pyrohappygirl
06-23-2006, 05:05 AM
Pyrohappygirl went emo. Then goth. Then normal.
"Hmph. Ahh well. Hey, Smon. Want to do a random 60's dance with me to 'we are the champions'?" Pyrohappygirl asked smon, who was calmly sipping some medicine that was not prescribed to him.
06-23-2006, 05:12 AM
Darth stopped for a moment and yelled "OMGZ! PYRO!" Darth ran and hugged her. "This is the best day ever. I met all the forum members, glomped Elton, saw Sasha make out with the brain tumbler..."
Cheez then popped in "And tomarrow is Needless Psychic Murder Night!"
"Oh NOZ!" Yelled Darth, "It's totally like the awesomest day ever! but with no VernonxKitty. and Lili in a whoreish outfit."
06-23-2006, 05:26 AM
"YES OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVA!" Pyrohappygirl screamed.
"WE SHOULD GO TO MY HOMELAND!!!" She yelled, bringing out a map from nothingness.
"Here's how we get there. We levitate over the pacific, and when we get there, we go to say... QUEENSTOWN! That place rox Darth. So what do you say?" Pyro asked, and got starry anime eyes.
06-23-2006, 12:08 PM
And then, everyone enjoyed a large plate of chicken patties!
06-23-2006, 02:52 PM
"Queenstown? Can we all go?" Darth asked. "Cause I have no money and Fred has a visa check card."
06-23-2006, 07:42 PM
"I have my magical turtle of doom with me Darth, we could use that to get there!" Pyro cried, before running up the steps of Sasha's lab and dissapearing into the night.
Ten minutes later
"Here we are guys!" An enomous crash echoed around the room as Pyro's turtle smashed through the wall. It was neighing proudly.
"This, my friends, is Sarah, the magical flying turtle. Say hi Sarah!" Pyro cried, before Sarah sighed,
"Hey, how're you going? Is my cousin Sam here?" In a high pitched voice. The crowd fell back, other than Raz, who simply muttered.
"I've seen talking turtles before," Pyro glared at him, before motioning to everyone to hop aboard. They did, before flying off to Queenstown to go skiing and luging.
06-23-2006, 08:23 PM
"WOO!!!!" Darth yelled, "I'M FLYING ON A TURTLE!!! FOR FREE!!!!"
06-24-2006, 02:37 AM
Sarah landed in Queenstown, and everyone hopped off. Scared locals cowered as the psychics/crazies walked through town.
"We're heading up there," Pyro announced, pointing to a large thing with little car like boxes hanging from a cable.
"That is a gondola. Follow me guys," Pyro smiled as she skipped through town. They arrived at the gondola, and got on, without paying. Cause face it, who would dare ask psychics who could burn you in ten seconds for cash? Once at the gondola, they split up into groups of four to get on. The groups were as follows.
Milka, Darth, Elton, Crispin.
Sasha, Pyro, Raz, Mikhail.
Maloof, Fred, Smon, Edgar.
Franke, Cheez, Kitty, Vernon.
Purple squid, Milla, Bobby, Nils.
Cruller, Oleander, Chloe, Benny.
Phoebe, Quentin, J.T, Chops.
Gloria, Boyd, Lili, Mashi.
(Now we make up one, quite long post for what happens in the gondola with each set of four... If I've missed any, make up a spare gondola for them. And also, if you're on the list, do yourself first)
06-24-2006, 07:47 AM
Suddenly the entire freaking universe imploded from the amount of OOC that was happening in it. But then it exploded, so that was alright.
06-24-2006, 12:33 PM
And then three super-magical dogs from the future came back to escape an evil magican. And they decided to use their powers to enslave mankind and make them do stuff for them, but then they got distracted and decided to masqurade as regular dogs. For now....
06-24-2006, 08:36 PM
Sasha stared at pyro. Pyro stared at Mikhail. Raz stared at Sasha.
"TIME TO ROCK THE GONDOLA!!!" Raz yelled, swaying himself backwards and forwards in the small, enclosed thing that was now high over Queenstown.
"Stop! No! I SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED!" Pyro screamed as the thin cable swung madly. Suddenly, the hook haging off the cable broke, and the whole gondola cab fell down. Luckily though, Pyro suddenly used her newfound powers of telekinesis to save them all! Mikhail helped too. Not really. Kinda. Slightly. He actually did most of the work.
"Can't get a good grip!" Raz yelled, which prompted annoyed stares from the party.
"Well, Young Razputin. If you had been paying any attention at all then you would have seen that Pyro and Mikhail did all the work," Sasha sighed.
"So?" Raz murmured.
"Let us leave the matter alone for now. Mikhail, Pyro. Take us up the mountain," Sasha mumbled, at which point Pyro and Mikhail did what they had been asked to. They finally arrived at the top, where they calmly waited for the others, whilst Pyro set the gondola on fire, to avoid suspicion.
06-25-2006, 12:25 AM
Darth and Elton made out in there gondela, so did Milka and Elton. Yeah, there totally OTP!
06-25-2006, 03:21 AM
SUDDENLY, KARS! THOUSANDS OF THEM! Little Kar plushies RAINED FROM THE SKY!
One wandered around swimming in the lake, whispering eerily, "I hate myself and I want to die."
06-26-2006, 01:29 AM
But then Shadow, one of the super magical dogs from the future appeared in the lake with the Kar. And just like that, clouds in the sky parted, and sunlight streamed onto Kar. It was freakin' crazy bright.
Kar looked up with tears in his eyes. But, they were tears of joy. He knew something crazy cool was going to happen. The tears streaked down his fast at freakin' 500 mph. Really fast. Fast enough to erode a hole in the ground near him. A hole all the way to China, so much water came out that those poor people in China drowned. But they were happy, cuz they were drowning in happiness. And his heart was all full of super magical stuff. Like chicken patties and stuff I think. And Kar was all like "I'm freakin' awesome!"
And Shadow was all like "Yes. Totally." They instantly became great frineds. They made smores, sang campsongs, solved mysterys dealing with other campers and even listened to ACE OF BASE. They agreed to both be part of the BFF LEAGUE. (The Best Friends FOREVER League.) And they went on a pantsing rampage where they pulled down lots of people's pants. Then Shadow used time teleportation device (that also uses magic and wheels)to leave now that his work was done.
Also, Shadow gave Kar a gun. And winked. As Kar held the large gun in his trembling hands he felt a new sense of power and craved more.....
Then Shadow came back again and farted.
06-26-2006, 01:42 AM
Thn everyone was at the top of the mountain. Sasha went to the very edge and yelled "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!" But then fell off the mountain.
06-26-2006, 04:26 AM
Kar Plushy #1834 (the one Shadow was chillin with) shot Shadow and shouted, "I HAVE NO USE FOR THE PETTY MORTALS!! AHAHAHAHAH!!" He began his conquest of the world.
06-26-2006, 05:13 AM
Pyrohappygirl suddenly used her magical power of something-or-other to find out that a plushie was going to take over the world.
"Darth, Sasha and everyone else, I am going to go save the world!!!" She yelled, flying away and defeating the plushies. She quickly levitated/flew back, and then the world was a better place. But what would happen then?
"What happens now?" She asked Darth, turning to her and looking anxious.
06-26-2006, 03:25 PM
"WE DRINK!!" Yelled Darth, pulling out a thermos of pink liquid. She took out a few plastic wine glasses and began pouring the liquid inside.
06-27-2006, 01:41 AM
(okay this rp is a pile of crap, honestly. learn how to roleplay. that goes for everyone.)
06-27-2006, 01:46 AM
(Ok, but at least it doesn't have Vernon going on a cerebral soldier killing spree and making out with and emotionally unstable teenage girl who is hot for teacher.)
06-27-2006, 02:17 AM
(If you can't say something nice cheez, don't say anything at all. Just go and be all weird and Vernon loving. Leave us alone. And try making something randomer than this! And the other awesomely random r.p on the off topic board)
"Hooray!" Pyro cried, smiling at Darth. Suddenly, a thought hit her.
"Hey, isn't it like, illegal for all of us to be drinking?" She asked, pointing to the campers and stuff.
"Other than Sasha and Milla, and a couple of others," She finished.
06-27-2006, 02:21 AM
"It's pink lemonaid, so we're chill!" Yelled Darth
"That's my word, bitch" said Quentin, who was dropkicked on by one of Darth's minions.
06-27-2006, 02:27 AM
"Sweet. I want minions too Darth! Wait, I'll call the minion hotline and get a dozen or so," Pyro cheered, bringing her cellphone out and calling the number and ordering a bunch of minions, to be dressed in purple and to be psychic.
"There, all done. Also, I have brought food!" Pyro yelled, producing a picnic from somewhere. She opened it, and it was filld with everything anyone could ever want. Chocolate, Burgers, you wanted it, it was there.
"Dig in," She chortled, putting the picnic out. Everyone dived in.
06-27-2006, 03:00 AM
Darth grabbed a bowl of sticky rice and sweet and sour chicken. She sat in her mime chair and ate.
06-27-2006, 03:29 AM
(the problem is, roleplay means play your own characters, not just general ****ing things up...
THE POINT IS YOU'RE ALL RETARDED.)
06-27-2006, 03:55 AM
(INDEED. That's why I stopped, you guys kept taking Gloria from me.)
06-27-2006, 04:05 AM
(the problem is, roleplay means play your own characters, not just general ****ing things up...
THE POINT IS YOU'RE ALL RETARDED.)
(Cheez don't start. That fight thing will happen between us again, you'll call me a bitch, I'll call you a bitch back and so forth, then we patch things up and start the cycle all over again.)
06-27-2006, 03:23 PM
Huh, so that's why everyone calls me "special."
06-27-2006, 03:40 PM
(Yeah I know.
[ONE FIGHT LATER]
I'm still done with RPs here.)
06-27-2006, 04:26 PM
(Yeah I know.
[ONE FIGHT LATER]
I'm still done with RPs here.)
(You're right. I'll fix everything.)
"AHH!!!" Milka screamed, as she woke up in her room. "HOLY SHAT WHAT DID I SMOKE?" She then laid her head on her pillow and went to sleep.
06-28-2006, 05:25 AM
A million miles away , a psychic duel was taking place.
 This author does not take responsibilty for the phrase 'a million miles away' being totally false.
06-29-2006, 08:04 AM
Sasha rubbed his head.
"Oh no, not again! It's like last year, we ate too much candy, passed out and had weird dreams," Sasha sighed, striding over to Milka. Raz slowly came around.
"Uh, good. We're still in Sasha's lab. I dreamt we were all in Queenstown, wherever the heck that is, and some freaks were with us and it started raining plushies and..." Raz squeaked, before Lili walked over and comforted him.
"It's okay Raz, you just had too much to drink," Lili calmly stated as they sat on the chairs littered around Sasha's lab.
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