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Cmdr. Cracken
03-09-2001, 01:27 AM
okay, i'm sure everyone is familiar with Monty python. and i'm sure everyone has heard that cheese song they do. the one to the tune of the Washington post march? I KNOW THERE IS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guildenstern
03-09-2001, 02:55 AM
Umm, I'm glad that you know...?

Zoom Rabbit
03-09-2001, 09:16 AM
Wally the space dolphin says that the Washington Post is a public-opinion generation front operated by short, smelly immigrant mafiosos from some country that conveniently doesn't even show up in our atlases...so it probably doesn't give a rip about cheese or singing snakes, or any of that sort of nonsense.

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K_Kinnison
03-09-2001, 02:06 PM
I never herd of Monty Python doing a cheese song.. but there was the Cheese SCETCH...

There is a song called the "Cheese Roll Call" that is song by Pinky, from Pinky and the brain

(Rosencrantz loves this song
<font size=1><font color="yellow"> Sung to Semper Fidelis by John Philip Sousa.


Pinky: A world of cheeses
Deliciously made for you and me
Flavors like Provolone and Brie
Each with its own ethnicity.
So many cheeses
Are available all around the world for you to eat
Especially good with crackers and meat
A nice yummy treat.

Thousands of cheeses
The texture of some can be real gooey
Others are quite firm and chewy
Some are better when mildewy.
Bountiful cheeses
When you take a big whiff a few
Will make you want to spew
Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou
A real stinkeroo.

It's incredible just how many kinds there are
From countries near and far
It's really quite bizarre.
Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small
We proudly present to you
The cheese roll call.

*Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly
* pressed and smooth textured with a subtle
* milky flavor which is clean and refreshing.
*
*Pinky: Welcome, Wensleydale!
*
*Cheddam: G'day! I am Australian Cheddam, an
* innocuous, golden yellow, rindless block
* inspired by Cheddar and Edam!
*
*Pinky: Welcome, Cheddam!

Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a fine,
blue-veined cheese with a pale ivory paste
and very dark veins traveling vertically
through me.

Pinky: Welcome, Edelpil... Edel... oh, willkommen!

+Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a soft,
+ unpressed, naturally drained cow's milk with
+ white rind flora, molded into large flat disks
+ and ripened for three to four weeks.

Pinky: Thank you, cheeses! I want to eat you all!

Pinky: Oh, how I like my cheeses
Cheese from around the world
Cheese is the taste that pleases
Cheese from around the world (sing with me, cheeses!)

+some: Oh, how I like my cheeses
Cheese from around the world (everybody!)
+all : Cheese is the taste that pleases
Cheese from around the world

Around this great big world
Around this big cheese world
Around this great big world
Around this big -- cheese -- world!

Pinky: Mmm... yummy! Narf!</font></font>

Cmdr. Cracken
03-09-2001, 04:31 PM
(thumbs up) I think that's it!