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Zoom Rabbit
03-09-2001, 09:30 AM
What does 'Freeptootle' mean?

I'm just curious. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

'I can fly. I'm a pilot.'

--Drunk dude in Independence Day

Gold leader
03-09-2001, 02:18 PM
My classified sources indicate that it is a device used by Chinese pirates in the 12th century to infiltrate American satellite subsystems in order to gain control of the GPS accuracy.

P.S. I am aware that the reliability of my sources may be a bit questionable.

Rogue Nine
03-09-2001, 04:01 PM
Good Lord...

Zoom Rabbit
03-09-2001, 07:29 PM
This might go a long way toward explaining why our Mars probes keep nose-diving into the planet's surface.


Gold leader
03-09-2001, 08:31 PM
and the relation between Venus's vulcanic activity and the global warming on our planet.
Or was that buglepicker?

Psycho Tycho
03-09-2001, 08:48 PM

Rogue 9
03-09-2001, 11:36 PM
It's a term used by R2 Unit it Means "Pull my Circuit Board"

Zoom Rabbit
03-10-2001, 04:41 AM
I have sent a Borg weasel team back in time to deal with the Chinese pirate problem and bring me back a freeptootle for closer inspection. Thank God this heinous threat was discovered in time!

Would anyone like to influence the development of Taoist philosophy, as long as I'm meddling in the time period?

Rogue 9
03-13-2001, 02:38 AM
yes, have them worship a Group know as the Americans when they Arrive

Zoom Rabbit
03-13-2001, 05:11 AM
Okay. I have successfully sold Taoist philosophers on the notion that the ultimate reality is a giant white man with red-white-and-blue clothes and a top hat, and that the only truth is profitability...

I also convinced them to stop using chopsticks and just use their fingers. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Rogue 9
03-13-2001, 05:15 AM
yah, chalk one up for the Americans, as a side note I have over 600 Posts at RS.Net now. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Leader of 3 Flight
IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

03-13-2001, 05:47 AM
Zoom, I think you owe Nine something. Soon you'll owe me too...

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

Commander 598
03-13-2001, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Gold leader:
and the relation between Venus's vulcanic activity and the global warming on our planet.
Or was that buglepicker?

Venus's activity is linked to a Yuuzhan Vong Bioweapon.Venus was at one time a far more advanced version of earth.
The Vong saw this as a threat and wiped them out.

Global warming is also caused by the Vong.They won't attack us out strait because they're looking for a real fight.

the Vong homeworld is closeby in our galaxy.

How many gallons of alcohol can a human being consume?
Well lets find out...
*Begins drinking*

03-13-2001, 03:57 PM
On that note, I can't keep waiting for the next NJO book. The suspense is killing me! Sometime in the future we'll have Wraith Squadron make an appearence.

"Noobies Suck"
Rogue 6

Zoom Rabbit
03-13-2001, 05:34 PM
Huh? I owe you?


Here, have a freeptootle for your troubles. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Darth Sceltor
03-13-2001, 08:05 PM
Hey, I wanted that freeptootle!

Zoom Rabbit
03-13-2001, 08:50 PM
--And I want these broiler grates scrubbed down...Dish Dog!


Zoom Rabbit
03-13-2001, 09:35 PM
What, do you think they grow freeptootles on trees or something? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Okay, they do...but not on this planet! Lord, no. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif