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Admiral
03-10-2001, 12:48 AM
I have started a new charity, the Admiral Fund.

all donations are excepted. this fund will be used to support the beloved Admiral, furnish him with swords, and make him richer beyond his dreams. Donanate now.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

K_Kinnison
03-10-2001, 12:54 AM
MONEY!?!?!? you want MONEY!?!??!

...um... do you accpet IOUs?

Admiral
03-10-2001, 12:56 AM
Money is fine, an anyother valuables you have. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

edlib
03-10-2001, 01:03 AM
Oh Great Admiral! I can pay your tribute in livestock! I have a whole herd of electric shee...


no, on second thought better not start that again,... where do you delete this entry...

... oops

Darth Sceltor
03-10-2001, 01:28 AM
I have 0.05 grams of pocket lint plus assorted McDonalds toys for donation.

Admiral
03-10-2001, 01:30 AM
I shall clarify, Money, or anything that is worth money.

and DS....Do I hear mom calling?

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
03-10-2001, 01:59 AM
...Ill give you my homework....

Rogue 9
03-10-2001, 02:15 AM
I've got this ticking thingy that says C4 on it I'll mail it to you if you want... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Thrawn
03-10-2001, 02:45 AM
I have the secret of life if you're interested...

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Keyan Farlander
03-10-2001, 03:39 AM
Eh.

Zoom Rabbit
03-10-2001, 05:15 AM
No money.

However, I do have this tribble on hand that I could give you. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif You're welcome.

Redwing
03-10-2001, 06:02 AM
What's a tribble?

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

milkshake
03-10-2001, 09:14 AM
This is a blatent Rip Off, of the 'Jabba The Hunt Stomach Foundation'.

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Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.

Cmdr. Cracken
03-10-2001, 12:23 PM
What about "Make Cracken a Filthy Rich Basterd Fund" ?

Admiral Zaarin
03-10-2001, 12:35 PM
I'm starting the 'Buy-Zaarin-that-dream-house-extension-with-8-comp-LAN-fund'.

milkshake
03-10-2001, 01:14 PM
I'll be Zaarins Vice President http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.

Admiral
03-10-2001, 01:47 PM
This is no rip off, this is plan for getting rich.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Psycho Tycho
03-10-2001, 01:58 PM
...and stupid.

edlib
03-10-2001, 02:31 PM
Soory folks, money is one thing I don't have. I gave everything I have to the "Nuke The Gungans Foundation". Plus, you must know that those bounty hunters out after Jar Jar don't work cheap!
So I'm broke,... but at least it's a worthy cause.

Now, if I could only find someone to eliminate these pesky ewoks, the galaxy would be perfect again.

Darth Sceltor
03-10-2001, 02:54 PM
I've also got a nice container with this yellow "biohazard" warning on it or something. You interested?

Rogue 9
03-10-2001, 03:24 PM
Bwahahahaha, Beams to tribbles into Imladil A-Wing, Lets see you escape now furball.

emupiett
03-10-2001, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Admiral Zaarin:
I'm starting the 'Buy-Zaarin-that-dream-house-extension-with-8-comp-LAN-fund'.

Well, at MY house, we already have an 8-comp LAN (although I'm at school now).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif


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"Intensify forward firepower!!"

emupiett
03-10-2001, 08:47 PM
Well actually, we don't really have eight full desktop systems, but including notebook computers we have more than eight. We have at least 3 notebooks and 5 desktops (maybe 6).

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"Intensify forward firepower!!"

Redwing
03-10-2001, 08:50 PM
I have a couple of pennies I just found on the sidewalk that I would be happy to donate.

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

Taarkin
03-10-2001, 09:09 PM
I have tons of cookie crumbs in my backpack whch you could mold into at LEAST 4 cookies.

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

Official forum Psychic

JR2000Z
03-10-2001, 09:14 PM
But I was saving my milk money for later usage.

Rogue 9
03-10-2001, 09:27 PM
I have a seven Computer LAN with 2 Network Printers and a router hooking me up to the internet http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Jem
03-10-2001, 09:27 PM
I can send you by e-mail 20 internet dollars if you want...

Redwing
03-10-2001, 09:56 PM
Make that three pennies, I just found another one.

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

K_Kinnison
03-10-2001, 10:21 PM
Well since it is for charity...

*digs into chair Cushions*

Hmm.. a peanut shell, popped popcorn kernal, Cap from a Milk jug, slighty masticated piece of gum, and a 1979 Denver penny

JR2000Z
03-10-2001, 10:31 PM
We got that non-alcoholic beer that Niner always buys us.

Admiral
03-11-2001, 12:08 AM
Screw it I will just have R9 pay for everything.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Commander 598
03-11-2001, 04:17 AM
I'll have Niner pay for my "Make the Commander the richest and most powerful being in all the universes fund"

Lets see how many ESDs and MSs I can build...
*Laughs insanely*

Rogue 9
03-11-2001, 04:47 AM
*Buys Microsoft*
Mwahahahahaha, I now Control your computers, live in fear of my every whim.

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Leader of 3 Flight
IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Zoom Rabbit
03-11-2001, 07:25 AM
Tribble in the cockpit? Oh, no!

*(Rolls down window and tosses tribble out into space.)*

All gone. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Jabba The Hunt
03-11-2001, 07:45 AM
please donate to the - Jabba stomach foundation! Your money will be used to provide a unlimited supply of cola chewy bars for jabba - or u could join milkshake chocolate charity - your money would go to providing him with an unlimited supply of caburys dairy milk chocolate!!!

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"The warp cores gone the shield generators have been destoryed beyond repair and the phaser arrays are blown we will never be able to repair all this damage without a starbase"

"Dont worry just wait till the next episode and it will all be sorted out"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

milkshake
03-11-2001, 08:42 AM
And we're not talking american Dariy Milks which are pants, I'm talking the stuff made in the UK. Best in the world! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.

Commander 598
03-11-2001, 05:57 PM
Jabba's stomach isa gonna be a little empty...
The use of paying smugglers to infiltrate...
And I didn't lose much money either.
Isn't that right milkdud my little saboteur http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-11-2001, 09:05 PM
Funny. I'd have thought that foot and mouth disease had put a crimp in the British milk and dairy products industries...

edlib
03-12-2001, 12:29 AM
Foot and mouth? I thought it was hoof and mouth? Foot and mouth sounds kinda kinky! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif I think I've seen a few websites about that,... if you're into that sorta thing. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif Not that there's anything WRONG with that! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

"Come on Lisa... MONKEYS!"

Jabba The Hunt
03-12-2001, 03:52 AM
Well if they do run out milky is going to go into a servre mental decline - he has to have atleast one bar of dairy milk chocolate a day otherwise he gets into one of his "moods" me on the other hand can only get the money (10p) to buy a chewy bar off milky and he has put me on a diet like im his pet monkey or something and wont give me any money just to buy one so could somebody please send some to my address!!!???

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"The warp cores gone the shield generators have been destoryed beyond repair and the phaser arrays are blown we will never be able to repair all this damage without a starbase"

"Dont worry just wait till the next episode and it will all be sorted out"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Deac
03-12-2001, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
Funny. I'd have thought that foot and mouth disease had put a crimp in the British milk and dairy products industries...

Foot+Mouth only affects Cattle, sheep+Pigs. Humans can just carry it. If you're not nice you can have some!

KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN
03-12-2001, 06:33 PM
i didnt think Foot and Mouth was a disease, i've had 2 feet and a mouth for quite a while now and theres nothing wrong with me.


Stop staring! its not nice!

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Rogue 9
03-12-2001, 09:57 PM
Thre Disease can be Carried by Humans on there clothing and Bodies, thats why that parade in Ireland was Cancel, because they wanted to stem the flow of british tourisist who might be carrying the disease.

Zoom Rabbit
03-13-2001, 02:11 AM
Well, I can understand their wanting to stem the flow of British tourists...

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Rogue 9
03-13-2001, 02:33 AM
Since everyone elses charities were so successful I'll start my Own...It Called "The Society for the Furtherence of Star Wars Fantics" Chaired by me, I will also be the Financil Advisior and Control How all the Money is Spent. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif
See my Orginization is a noble cause the Money isn't for me. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Deac
03-13-2001, 05:31 PM
Please give to the Starkiller Alliance to kick Palpatine's ass. Last year, the death star destroyed one of our meetings on alderaan. Your money will provide funds to literally kick the emperor's butt.

Oh yeah, Zoomie, got something to say about Brittish people have you? Why would they want to stem the flow of Brit tourists and not other tourists?

Jabba The Hunt
03-13-2001, 06:54 PM
how about the charity for the stopping of caburys dairy milk chocolate - then we can get rid of milky and take over the world - wha ha ha ha!!!!

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"The warp cores gone the shield generators have been destoryed beyond repair and the phaser arrays are blown we will never be able to repair all this damage without a starbase"

"Dont worry just wait till the next episode and it will all be sorted out"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Admiral Zaarin
03-13-2001, 07:00 PM
Dairy Milks? I prefer Kit Kats....

Have a break <s>(from the diet)</s>. Have a Kit Kat.

Deac
03-14-2001, 05:55 PM
Dairy Milk= V.Nice
Polos=V.V.Nice
Galaxy=Georgous

'Nuff said. We brits have better crisps than you'll ever have!

edlib
03-15-2001, 11:26 AM
'Nuff said. We brits have better crisps than you'll ever have!
[/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, but you still have yet to build a decent electric guitar. Your amps (Marshall, Vox) are nice though... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Admiral Zaarin
03-15-2001, 01:08 PM
Wish they'd bring back the old Secret bars. Anyone remember those?

Thorpie
03-15-2001, 03:22 PM
Oh yeah! I remeber those. Sort of a spiral of flaky chocolate followed by the creamy middle. *drools*

KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN
03-15-2001, 04:05 PM
/me is suddenly hungry, wonder why that could be http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Admiral Zaarin
03-15-2001, 07:21 PM
I used to buy them all the time at petrol stations.

Jabba The Hunt
03-15-2001, 07:26 PM
briatin = better than Suxamerica

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"The warp cores gone the shield generators have been destoryed beyond repair and the phaser arrays are blown we will never be able to repair all this damage without a starbase"

"Dont worry just wait till the next episode and it will all be sorted out"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Rogue 9
03-15-2001, 11:47 PM
If Britian is Better why can't they seem to win a War

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Leader of 3 Flight
IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Rogue 9
03-15-2001, 11:57 PM
*Scatch that Last Post
It was ill advised and Likely to start this thread down the same road as "American Tea"

Admiral
03-16-2001, 01:59 AM
Jabba stop trying to make people upset, you reminding me of Duke.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Rogue 9
03-16-2001, 03:18 AM
stangles slimy peice O' worm with Chain http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-16-2001, 08:14 AM
I know how we could solve this whole silly affair! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif If we have Tony Blair and George W. Bush fight each other on pay-per-view, the winner's country will gain bragging rights.

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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'I can fly. I'm a pilot.'

--Drunk dude in Independence Day

edlib
03-16-2001, 10:51 AM
I would pay to see that!

Gold leader
03-16-2001, 11:25 AM
I thought Rupert Murdoch bought the bragging rights three months ago...

Aha! His evil plan is unveiled! No way I'm going to watch that fight!

Deac
03-16-2001, 05:31 PM
We can win wars.

And, I think this thread should recognise a REAL charity. For all you, non-brits, I'm talking about Comic Relief, where people do stupid stuff and raise money for charity. I hope everyone takes part in this in some way.

Pants to poverty!

Admiral
03-17-2001, 03:02 AM
This was meant as a joke and I'm shocked that it reached this many posts. Oh we non-brits know about your red nose whatever day. We also have comedy events but with actually comics. and other events to help people out.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Zoom Rabbit
03-17-2001, 06:36 AM
Can anyone tell me what time it is at the south pole?

Thanks. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Admiral
03-17-2001, 11:50 PM
uh it is 2 o'clock.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Rogue 9
03-18-2001, 03:07 AM
its night time

Rogue 9
03-18-2001, 03:35 AM
how many of you brits watch Junkyard Wars http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
03-18-2001, 10:27 PM
I love that show, note that I'm not a Brit. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

The best one is coming up. The one where the brit amry screws up making a canon http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Deac
03-19-2001, 06:40 PM
We call it Scrapheap Challenge. You beat us in the last final, but it was close. Let's not start the "whose better, USA or UK?" debate again. I'm sick of having to argue.

Admiral
03-19-2001, 09:17 PM
That is the one place I like both versions. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb