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Jabba The Hunt
03-20-2001, 05:12 AM
Right this is a story from the perspective of a friend that servered in the navy during WWII

A british fleet of destroyers was facing an Italian fleet, the Italians out number them something like 2:1 when all of a sudden a british crusier entered the battle are fired - my friend however knew that this was a dicommisioned cruiser and was only firing blanks (bit like milkly) however the Italians did not know this and it was a this point that they realized putting all their gears as reverse gears was the right thing to do and they got out of there faster than... than... a very fast thing moving very fast indeed.

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milkshake
03-20-2001, 05:39 AM
err, yea. My uncle got sunk three times in WWII. And so will Jabba TODAY

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Zoom Rabbit
03-20-2001, 08:08 AM
Wally the space dolphin says that the Italian navy is nothing more than a federalized tuna fishing cooperative, which is solely responsible for the decline in Mediterranean porpoise poulations in recent decades and should be publicly lambasted, its ships sunk as ground targets for Rogue squadron.

He concedes that speedboats could also be to blame... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

My, but those waters are target rich today--! Somebody tell Fondas to take cover. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Fondas
03-20-2001, 09:02 AM
Ohh...**** !!!!!!!

*Fondas dives quickly under his desk* ! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif




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Jabba The Hunt
03-20-2001, 07:57 PM
y has nobody posted here i thought this was very funny http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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"How Long have I got"
"1 hour 57 mins"
"Ill phone you back in 2 hours!"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Darth Sceltor
03-20-2001, 08:09 PM
Why do you begin some of your posts with "right"???????

IT DRIVES ME (further) CRAZY!!!

Zoom Rabbit
03-20-2001, 08:14 PM
Eep! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

Who lost track of a missile and got Macedonia going?!?

Dammit, if we're gonna train in the Balkans, we need to keep our ordinance together! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif

Admiral Zaarin
03-20-2001, 08:18 PM
I think every single member of the forums will agree with me when I say:

<font size=+3>Buh?</font>

Darth Sceltor
03-20-2001, 08:20 PM
So that's where my missile went!

Admiral Zaarin
03-20-2001, 08:26 PM
I'm overstocked, so I can easily provide you with a replacement missile at <s>the cost of an arm and a leg</s> a very competitive price.

Darth Sceltor
03-20-2001, 08:30 PM
Ah good, just deliver it to my personal Navy in the <s>Pacific Ocean</s> my swimming pool. It belongs to the extensively-refitted USS Missouri. Watch out for my Subs though, they don't like being bumped.

Admiral Zaarin
03-20-2001, 08:38 PM
Fine, I have it there in a few hours. Just make out a cheque payable to <s>Strike Tags Incorporated</s>, and send it to:

13 Ekaf Sserdda
Tnatsixenon
Yticlaerton
East Yemen
Postcode: 31337505

Rogue 9
03-20-2001, 08:43 PM
Does the word "Bloody" offend anyone out there, this would be directed to the British

Jabba The Hunt
03-21-2001, 04:31 AM
right...

i start many of my post like that because it is a habit i have in speech and it has kinda moved into my internet lingo

right right right
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right right right
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"How Long have I got"
"1 hour 57 mins"
"Ill phone you back in 2 hours!"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Zoom Rabbit
03-21-2001, 09:07 AM
Quit marching in circles!

That looks freaking retarded...someone call the 'left' cadence for him! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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Master Lynn
03-21-2001, 11:14 AM
"Bloody"??? Naw doesn't bother me much but then that is an English kind of exclamation, ours are unprintable!

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Psycho Tycho
03-21-2001, 12:50 PM
Heh.

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Flying Beastie
03-22-2001, 01:54 PM
I like swearing with a Brit accent just 'cause it sounds cooler than American/Canadian swearing.

My current "battle-cry" is:

BLOODY FESTERING HELL!!!

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Jabba The Hunt
03-22-2001, 07:10 PM
apperently (according to my mum) i havn go a briish accen she says a luionian (Town = Luton) accent (a town near where we live) isn corret speach and that i shouldn drop the T's (whaever they r) off the ens of my words

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"How Long have I got"
"1 hour 57 mins"
"Ill phone you back in 2 hours!"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Zoom Rabbit
03-22-2001, 07:39 PM
I had a roommate (west coast US) who swore up and down that he didn't have an accent...until the day one of my cats got into his room, and he yelled 'Git!' at it. I pointed out his mispronunciation...

He meant 'get,' as in 'get out.' http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif Not 'git' as in 'Jabba.'

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