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Zoom Rabbit
03-16-2001, 10:16 AM
Watching the news on teevee this morning, I hear that the Russians are trying to bring the space station Mir down out of orbit. It seems they are concerned about safety, having difficulty guaranteeing exactly when and in how many pieces it comes down. *!*

Well, I have an idea... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/Up_to_something.gif

Throttle up! Rogue group, let's go zap us up some crumbling Soviet space technology! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif Yee-HAW! Target run today, boys!

<font size=1>Why am I picturing the 'comm sat' level in Battle for Naboo?</font>

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'I can fly. I'm a pilot.'

--Drunk dude in Independence Day

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Gold leader
03-16-2001, 10:19 AM
<font size=-3> Why can't I view the picture?</font>

Lemme get to my Y-wing and I'll join ya. If I can get started, that is... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-16-2001, 10:25 AM
You know that spaghetti-pipe that hangs down by the forward landing strut? Whack it with a hydro-spanner!

Sure, Y-wings are useful on this run. It's Soviet technology, after all... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

edlib
03-16-2001, 10:53 AM
Heavy rockets may be overkill tho...

Gold leader
03-16-2001, 11:09 AM
I'll just use proton torpedos. The regular ones. Cheap and effective.

Cmdr. Cracken
03-16-2001, 12:24 PM
I'd use my fleet, but resourses are thin. My personal TIE-Int, though...... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Flying Beastie
03-16-2001, 01:20 PM
Proton torpedoes? Hah!

He's in a '54 Chevy. We're in a Delorean. He'd rip through us like we were tinfoil.

*sets shields to full-forward and rams Mir's hull with his X-wing*

*flies on while Mir breaks up*

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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Thorpie
03-16-2001, 05:14 PM
I'll bring up the rear in my vauxhall nova..

splutter...bang

JR2000Z
03-16-2001, 05:18 PM
Ill be in either a BMW or a X-Wing.

Zoom Rabbit
03-16-2001, 06:17 PM
*(Targets the larger pieces of debris and picks them off as they enter the atmosphere.)*

That was fun! We may as well take care of the New international space station while we're up here... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Jabba The Hunt
03-16-2001, 08:15 PM
hey if someone will teach me to make opts then ill make it and you can all blow it up!!!

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"The warp cores gone the shield generators have been destoryed beyond repair and the phaser arrays are blown we will never be able to repair all this damage without a starbase"

"Dont worry just wait till the next episode and it will all be sorted out"
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Psycho Tycho
03-16-2001, 08:45 PM
Find me in a Gundam. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Flying Beastie
03-16-2001, 08:58 PM
*enters in Deathscythe Hell Custom and rips Tych in two*

Better?

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Psycho Tycho
03-16-2001, 09:05 PM
I'll blast you into the next century with Heavyarms Custom.

Cmdr. Cracken
03-16-2001, 11:19 PM
But can you beat Wing Zero Custom? I think not. your puny missles and bullets would be vaped by the rifle shot. Have a nice day.

Psycho Tycho
03-16-2001, 11:42 PM
Alright, lets stop this nonsense.

JR2000Z
03-17-2001, 12:32 AM
My Epyon Advanced can rip yer Wing Zero and Heavyarms Coustom apart in no time.

Rogue 9
03-17-2001, 02:40 AM
flys in with Borg ship and Assimilates the Gundam Pilots, Mwahahahahaha, now I control the Gundams, there nothing you can do about it.

Darth Sceltor
03-17-2001, 04:18 AM
This thread WAS entertaining until this Gundam mumbo jumbo was brought into it. So to steer it on a different course, I will do absolutely nothing since I'm dead tired and about to fall asleep.

Zoom Rabbit
03-17-2001, 06:49 AM
Get those Japanese robot fighters out of my topic! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

*(Puts on magic 'thread-changing' ring and turns gundams into little rubber dog toys, which are thrown to a four hundred pound saber-toothed bull mastiff named 'Fluffy.')*

This ring sure comes in handy... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Admiral
03-17-2001, 11:48 PM
Puts on a ring. Dammit my class ring has no power. Then looks around see a hot gril naked I guess it does http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Rogue 9
03-18-2001, 02:57 AM
no Gundams http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif , Comes in with Army of Bio-Roids from Robotech http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-18-2001, 07:35 AM
Admiral, you find something attractive about a hot grill? You should seek a career in the culinary arts!

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
03-18-2001, 10:33 PM
YES I can I love food and can't spell to save my life. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Redwing
03-18-2001, 10:48 PM
LOL!

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

Flying Beastie
03-22-2001, 01:40 PM
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

And R9(.5), I see your bioroids and raise you a mixed Zentraedi/Invid battlegroup.

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Nute Gunray
03-22-2001, 03:59 PM
I see your battlefleet, and raise you by one obscenely larger battleship:

http://sobclan.obiwan-network.com/riga.jpg

Riga-class Super Battlecrusier. 6240 miles of destructive capabilities.

Rogue Nine
03-22-2001, 04:04 PM
Noot, ah canna see a damn thing...

Nute Gunray
03-22-2001, 04:23 PM
buh?

Rogue Nine
03-22-2001, 04:41 PM
I can't see it.

Nute Gunray
03-22-2001, 04:43 PM
not my fault http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-22-2001, 07:33 PM
It apparently has a cloaking device. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Nute Gunray
03-22-2001, 09:58 PM
would someone please be more specific?
is the thing NOT LOADS or the extremely dark gray hull surfacing blending into the "blackness of space" a bit too well?
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY ANSWER ME http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
03-22-2001, 10:02 PM
I cant see it either.

Do we have to teach you how to post pictures to you again? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-23-2001, 08:14 AM
Is it a hulking gray charicature of an Imperial star destroyer with Gothic, planet-munching overtones?

Nope. I can't see a thing. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Nute Gunray
03-23-2001, 01:38 PM
Yes, that is what it is http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
it's one of my designs from back when i was still heavily influenced by the dagger shape of the Star Destroyers. However, the rear mounted conn/sail/island isn't. That's my tribute to the Typhoon-class subs with their unique aft sails, so all my designs that have a conn have it aft.

Rogue 9
03-24-2001, 02:31 AM
on a side note, the original mission of this thread was successful and the MIR splashed down it the south pacific.

Admiral Zaarin
03-24-2001, 02:48 AM
AAAAARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO! On topic post! Kill it, Kill it! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Rogue 9
03-24-2001, 06:12 AM
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