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itchythesamurai
06-26-2006, 11:50 AM
If you had to pick one as a favorite...

I would have to go with Sam. He's more paternal and reasonable and I love his hilariously longwinded manner of saying things. Guess I've always been more of a dog than a rabbit kinda guy too.

Have at it!

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-26-2006, 05:01 PM
Max. I like his character design. It screams "rabbity thing".

Samnmax221
06-28-2006, 01:21 PM
Max, his bad behavior and anti-social manner are quite similiar to my own.

itchythesamurai
06-29-2006, 08:55 AM
Heh, I bet you've bit your fair share of people too.

Ray Jones
06-29-2006, 09:46 AM
I'd like to see a fair combination of both.

The childish mean character of Max and the deep and thoughtful personality of Sam. A dobbit, or, cooler, a rabbog. The rabbog would be cooler because he would rab my favourite hib hob songs for me at any given time!

I'd really love to see that option in the poll.

itchythesamurai
06-30-2006, 10:04 AM
Rabbog reminds me of Balrog, but I'm fairly certain that it would've kicked Gandalf's ass. I'd be happy to change the poll if I could figure it out...

Ray Jones
06-30-2006, 10:36 AM
Only moderators+ are able to edit polls, and to clearify that right now, before you, sir, are about to edit this poll, I will have done so years ago. If you get my meaning.

SyntheticGerbil
07-06-2006, 03:29 PM
It's a tie.

itchythesamurai
07-06-2006, 03:36 PM
Does that mean Sam wins the popular vote, but Max somehow ends up storming the Electoral College?

Samnmax221
07-06-2006, 03:40 PM
This kind of thing wouldn't happen if we didn't scare away all the people who come in here by accident.

itchythesamurai
07-06-2006, 03:57 PM
At least we aren't as weird as those guys in the Psychonauts forums. Seriously, good grief.

Samnmax221
07-06-2006, 03:58 PM
Oh yeah, of course coupled with less weird, we're a whole lot meaner.

itchythesamurai
07-06-2006, 04:11 PM
Meaner or...(eupehmism ahead) delightfully more cynical? It's up to you, America.

Samnmax221
07-06-2006, 05:29 PM
OOOOHHHHHHH I love cynisism and making waffles in the shower.

Edit: I do go into the Pyschonauts forums, just to stir them up.

SyntheticGerbil
07-12-2006, 03:39 PM
What happened in the Psychonauts forum? Link me!

Samnmax221
07-12-2006, 11:13 PM
Oh damn, for some reason I seemed to think I got more of a reaction with my bad tude.

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=167256

itchythesamurai
07-12-2006, 11:24 PM
Ha, I can only hope Gerbil wreaks havoc amongst their midst. (And post about my bad fashion sense.)

Ray Jones
07-13-2006, 10:36 AM
Ooh. I sense fun.

SyntheticGerbil
07-13-2006, 07:52 PM
Psychonauts isn't LucasArts. OOHNSGISN!

Anyways, I don't understand what happened at the Psychonauts forums except that they all seem really dumb... or 13. Dumb 13 year olds maybe?

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 08:41 PM
You forget gay, although it's kinda a given.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2006, 09:49 PM
You forget gay, although it's kinda a given.Isn't Darth_Ave a girl?


***Edit***
Yeah, she is:

http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=166733&page=2


http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/379/10001265ed.jpg


Danish boys living in the 18th century are the only other people allowed to wear that haircut.


What the **** is this 2 character minimum bull****?

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 09:51 PM
http://xc9.xanga.com/6f0d47e4d863464985528/b35058693.jpgHow hot is Gemma Ward in McQueen? I'll tell you.

I'd do her.
My evidence

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2006, 09:53 PM
My evidenceGentlemen, we have a lesbian in out midst.

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 09:57 PM
Gerbil?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2006, 09:59 PM
Gerbil?O SHI- TWO LESBIANS?!

Christ what're they invading or something?

itchythesamurai
07-13-2006, 10:44 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?!

Who gets out of a burning hotel first, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians get out of there lickety-split, but the gays are too busy packing their ****!

(In your face, political correctness!)

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2006, 10:54 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?!

Who gets out of a burning hotel first, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians get out of there lickety-split, but the gays are too busy packing their ****!

(In your face, political correctness!)You and your cowardly ways.

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love Psychonauts, but I'm usually too intimidated to post over there. What if Darth_Ave finds out that we are talking about her and she sics her goons on us?!
Thankfully most of the people (and the term is used lightly on LF are too sickened by our behavior to come in here so I think we're safe. I should however get a copy of Pyschonauts.

Let the Invasion begin

milo
07-14-2006, 02:29 AM
Isn't Darth_Ave a girl?


***Edit***
Yeah, she is:

http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=166733&page=2


http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/379/10001265ed.jpg





What the **** is this 2 character minimum bull****?
hehe, the best comment was Darth Tepe's. His post is edited now, but here's how it read.
And Ave, you just cannot say your mother likes it. If she has a face of disgust on his face, you'll know she's doing what mothers do to their children; Lie.
Besides, now that we start to think about it, maybe she wants you to be a girl.
heh, I think insane sith's post confused him. I wasn't really sure what he meant for a second but then it hit me. And then I just sort of sat there in the awkward silence that followed.

By the way, I like lesbians.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 02:34 AM
By the way, I like lesbians.
You aren't gonna start talking about the evil penis are you?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 02:34 AM
By the way, I like lesbians.They don't like you (assuming you're a man).

milo
07-14-2006, 02:41 AM
You aren't gonna start talking about the evil penis are you?
Hell no! I love the penis!
They don't like you (assuming you're a man).
Yes, I know, but still, there's something irresistibly attractive about two women sharing saliva. I don't know what it is.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 02:58 AM
Hell no! I love the penis!They don't like gays either.

milo
07-14-2006, 03:15 AM
Goddamn, I can't win.
I'm straight btw, I swear.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 03:32 AM
The problems these days with being straight is you can't find a decent looking girl who can take a good dead baby joke and won't try to run your life. Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot.

Me is rambling

milo
07-14-2006, 04:00 AM
Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot.
Don't ever come to Utah. There are children everywhere. Annoying children, who you wish would just leave you the f*** alone. But they won't, and you wonder where their parents are, and oh yes, that's right, they've got 11 other little demons to watch over, and it's much too hard to keep an eye on all of them. Stupid kids.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:02 AM
I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much.


http://project357.com/4chan/asuka.jpg

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:09 AM
I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/fatemo5wa.jpg
Remember this, seems kinda unlikely.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:14 AM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/fatemo5wa.jpg
Remember this, seems kinda unlikely.More like pulled off of MySpace.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:21 AM
OOOPPPS

But back on the subject of bitches, they also might not like me forcing them to read this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_%28novella%29) at gunpoint (Please it's only a hundred pages, now make me a sandwich).

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:36 AM
The problems these days with being straight is you can't find a decent looking girl who can take a good dead baby joke and won't try to run your life. Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot.

Me is ramblingBABYFIGHT!

http://project357.com/4chan/babyfight.gif

itchythesamurai
07-14-2006, 05:53 AM
Aw, I'm starting to warm up to you, Jmac. Keep on looking, Samnmax, you'll eventually find a girl who hates babies as much as you do. Really, they have more reason to. Babies make them fat and absolutely ravish the perineum during labor.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 06:06 AM
It's not just babies, I hate children too. So many possibly meaningful (what a laugh) relationships have been cut off short because they had to ask stupid questions.
"What do you do for fun?"
"Push orphans into the snow, why?
"You're sick"
"I don't think so, could you feel my forehead or maybe something lower?"

itchythesamurai
07-14-2006, 06:17 AM
Sounds like a good enough qualifying test, may I make use of it along my journeys?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 06:44 AM
Sure, no must sleep, make more asinine comments tommorow, I meen later today.

milo
07-14-2006, 12:02 PM
I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much.
Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her.
Read: j*rk off in a chat room together.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:36 PM
Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her.
Read: j*rk off in a chat room together.More like stick it in her pooper.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:40 PM
Jesus don't say that, thats a one way highway.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:42 PM
Jesus don't say that, thats a one way highway.The lube is a temporary median in the middle of the road.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:45 PM
I saw a picture of a stretched ass crack before, I hope hope to never see such a thing in person. Unless your talking about a suppository(and you can't haveit in a pill or an injection).

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 05:47 PM
I saw a picture of a stretched ass crack before, I hope hope to never see such a thing in person. Unless your talking about a suppository(and you can't haveit in a pill or an injection).Oh yeah, goatse.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:52 PM
Why do we allways come back to anal sex around here?

milo
07-14-2006, 05:55 PM
More like stick it in her pooper.
Better give her an enema first. Anal fetishes can get pretty nasty if you don't take precautions.

Edit:@Samnmax, What? You've had this kind of discussion before?'

Edit 2: I have 420 posts.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 05:57 PM
It's all Ray's fault, all he wants to talk about is Oral Buttsex

Edit: Lets talk about something else, all this Buttsex talk is boring me. I gots a free computer coming to me, maybe I'll save up some cash and convert it into a MythTV setup.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 07:32 PM
It's all Ray's fault, all he wants to talk about is Oral Buttsex

Edit: Lets talk about something else, all this Buttsex talk is boring me. I gots a free computer coming to me, maybe I'll save up some cash and convert it into a MythTV setup.I got two free P4 systems the other day.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 07:37 PM
****er, I think what I'm gettings a P3. Of course untill I can afford 2 tuner cards, a hardware PVR, and maybe just maybe a decent LCD screen it'll be doing some pretty normal stuff.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 07:39 PM
2.0 GHz P4, 1 GB DDR-333 RAM, 2x20 GB HD, GeForce FX5500.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 07:43 PM
What are you running on it?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 07:44 PM
What are you running on it?Ubuntu 6.06, Reiserfs, 1 GB swap.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 08:00 PM
I ordered an Ubuntu Cd a few days ago, I've been trying to learn how to use Unix-like OS's for a little while now, which is extremely frustrating after 14 years of Windows use. The computer I was running Redhat on is crahed for now (after I messed with the greeter), so I'm not learning a thing with that. I heard Ubuntu was reasonably easy to pick up on and highly usable so I'll give it a try.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 08:02 PM
You don't have a CD burner?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 08:04 PM
I do but untill I get down to the root of my internet speed problem I don't want to go about tying up the lines. This is much easier.

milo
07-14-2006, 08:38 PM
I got two free P4 systems the other day.
Why'd you get them for free?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 08:55 PM
You don't care about my free computer, bastard.

milo
07-14-2006, 09:03 PM
Of course I do. I want to hear all about it. Fill me in.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 09:08 PM
Alright I'm apeased.
An enginear my mom works with was running out of space in his garage, so he said he'd give it to me. Very simple, doesn't have a HD but I've got a 20g laying around somewhere (It might be fried, I don't quite recall, and I can allways go and buy another one). I'd have lots of nice money to spend on all the stuff I want if those ****ers over at Outback hadn't lost the personality test they made me take (and I lied rampantly on).

Murray the Chao
07-14-2006, 09:34 PM
I go with Max because of what can happen to him during Hit the Road. As for Sam, he gets darts on his eyes and nose, but nothing else really of that humor value.(fights with Lee-Harvey, such as setting off the alarm don't count, those involve BOTH Sam & Max)

milo
07-14-2006, 09:44 PM
You lied on the personality test? Why would you do such an awful thing? So I guess you're still a job-less bum, eh? Too bad. I bet you're glad to get rid of the laptop though.

And Murray, that's off-topic. Err, wait...

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 09:47 PM
I don't think they're going to give a job to someone who beleives that somewhere out in the world there might be someone who deserves to be hurt, also I'm no people person. I want to wash dishes damnit, I don't need to be a people person to wash dishes.

milo
07-14-2006, 09:58 PM
Glad my jobs aren't like that. What was the pay for it? Minimum wage, or higher?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 10:01 PM
Why'd you get them for free?My school was going to recycle them, so I asked to have them.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:03 PM
Minumum to start, their just putting it in so it's a real mess over there the few times I've needed to go. It's still better than the 10 minute explanation I got over at Menards as to why there are no jobs availible.
My school was going to recycle them, so I asked to have them.
My School said they were going to recycle some of the P3 jobs, although our school board is stingy as hell and I'd have to jump outta the bushes to get ahold of any of them. P3 is just not worth going to jail for.

milo
07-14-2006, 10:16 PM
My school was going to recycle them, so I asked to have them.
I thought you were a college student. Or is that what you meant by school?

Samnmax, so where are you looking for work now?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:18 PM
I go back to Outback on monday so I can retake the test and they said they could interview me while I'm there.

SyntheticGerbil
07-14-2006, 10:22 PM
Hey, uh, never tell the truth on those personality tests. They are discrimination and against your American working rights. It's also all just one company selling it's test out to many nation retail/restaurant corporations. The company does not construct their test with the help of professional psychologists.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:26 PM
I'm sure they can find a better way to screen out the crazy people that doesn't waste my time.

milo
07-14-2006, 10:29 PM
Hey, uh, never tell the truth on those personality tests. They are discrimination and against your American working rights. It's also all just one company selling it's test out to many nation retail/restaurant corporations. The company does not construct their test with the help of professional psychologists.
You hear that? You did the right thing to lie on that test. Stick it to the man and all that. What's your resume like?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:31 PM
I was a caddy when I was 12 they don't keep records. I should have gotten a job last summer but running over baby ducks with a 4-wheeler was more fun.

milo
07-14-2006, 10:41 PM
Hmm, that does sound like fun.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 10:43 PM
I thought you were a college student. Or is that what you meant by school?

Samnmax, so where are you looking for work now?Kinda. I have to take most of my classes outside of my high school because I've already passed most of my school's AP classes.

itchythesamurai
07-14-2006, 10:45 PM
Duck pressing is a perfectly legitimate career.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:47 PM
Was a real mess to get off the tires though

milo
07-14-2006, 10:52 PM
Kinda. I have to take most of my classes outside of my high school because I've already passed most of my school's AP classes.
Damn, you mean you're running out of AP classes? Sheeoot, you must be a smart kid. And I thought I was ahead. I've only taken 4 AP classes so far. Did you just graduate, or do you still have another year of school?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 10:55 PM
Damn, you mean you're running out of AP classes? Sheeoot, you must be a smart kid. And I thought I was ahead. I've only taken 4 AP classes so far. Did you just graduate, or do you still have another year of school?Nope, haven't graduated yet. I'm getting both high school and college credit for the classes though (I'm taking them at Harvard, so the credits should be transferrable).

SyntheticGerbil
07-14-2006, 10:56 PM
Why do you go to Harvard and love anime? Is there something wrong?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 10:57 PM
Great by the time I'm outta High School the only AP class I'll have taken will be A+ Cert.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 10:58 PM
Why do you go to Harvard and love anime? Is there something wrong?There was, but I got some pills to take care of it.

milo
07-14-2006, 10:59 PM
Nope, haven't graduated yet. I'm getting both high school and college credit for the classes though (I'm taking them at Harvard, so the credits should be transferrable).
You bastard. You said you were twenty something in your profile.
I'm assuming you've got a 4.0 GPA. Goddamn, you're going to be f***ing rich when you're out of school.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 11:01 PM
You bastard. You said you were twenty something in your profile.
I'm assuming you've got a 4.0 GPA. Goddamn, you're going to be f***ing rich when you're out of school.When I register for stuff online I always set my birthdate to 1985. I remember removing that detail from my profile a while ago though... stalker.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:03 PM
Here's some advice you can take to heart, don't waste 3 years of your life in a JROTC class just so you can behave rampantly bad and be asked to leave. **** I could have been taking something usefull instead of listening to pricks quote "Full Metal Jacket" all ****ing day long.

milo
07-14-2006, 11:04 PM
When I register for stuff online I always set my birthdate to 1985. I remember removing that detail from my profile a while ago though... stalker.
oops, you found me out.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:09 PM
You is stalker, I has anger problem

milo
07-14-2006, 11:12 PM
You have an anger problem? Since when? And I'm not actually stalking you jmac. I just remember that because you strike me as a punk-ass college kid living by himself.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:14 PM
Well what they said anyway, I got away with exceedingly bad behavior for a few months before they asked me what I wanted to do with the rest of my time in Highschool.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 11:15 PM
You have an anger problem? Since when? And I'm not actually stalking you jmac. I just remember that because you strike me as a punk-ass college kid living by himself.Close, I'm a punk-ass high school student who's parents are never home.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:18 PM
Hey I'm the punk-ass HighSchool kid, I parked my truck on the sidewalk right in front of the Secondary Tech Center (So no one could get into the front door) and walked away for 6 hours. I got off rather lightly considering I didn't have my license at the time.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 11:22 PM
Hey I'm the punk-ass HighSchool kid, I parked my truck on the sidewalk right in front of the Secondary Tech Center (So no one could get into the front door) and walked away for 6 hours. I got off rather lightly considering I didn't have my license at the time.Hmmm, most of my illegal activities take place online...

milo
07-14-2006, 11:23 PM
Gay stalker guy? To hell with you.

Samnmax, yes, that would qualify you as a punk-ass.

Edit: Illegal activities? pfft, what happened to "I only buy the dvd box set because watching stuff online is illegal"?

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:24 PM
Well there was an amusing incident with a beige box and a house I thought was empty.

@Jmac Are you going into Junior or Senior year?

milo
07-14-2006, 11:26 PM
Well there was an amusing incident with a beige box and a house I thought was empty.
Didja do sumthin nasty?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 11:27 PM
Gay stalker guy? To hell with you.

Samnmax, yes, that would qualify you as a punk-ass.

Edit: Illegal activities? pfft, what happened to "I only buy the dvd box set because watching stuff online is illegal"?I said illegal, not malicious.


***Edit***
Actually, come to think of it, I don't think I'm supposed to have some of the stuff on my computer right now. Most of the **** I do online doesn't have to do with piracy though.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:39 PM
Malicious activity can be fun too

milo
07-14-2006, 11:42 PM
Yes, I daresay malicious activity is more fun than things that are merely "illegal".

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2006, 11:42 PM
Malicious activity can be fun tooDamn right, MySpace disabled <embed> tags though and I haven't finished the script to work around that yet ;_;

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 11:52 PM
That being said, I must now venture back into the dark stupidness that is the Pyschonauts forums, and of course over to the Telltale forums so that the new game is not released with Max's ears looking like priapism was involved.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 12:14 AM
House is on USA right now. That man is my ****ing hero.

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 12:18 AM
Seems to be a forum error

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 12:19 AM
Holy Chicken Mc****ups I've been logged in since 2:00. You people with your fancy cable RRHGRHR I wish I had cable so I could watch "Penn and Teller Bull****!"

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 12:20 AM
Holy Chicken Mc****ups I've been logged in since 2:00. You people with your fancy cable RRHGRHR I wish I had cable so I could watch "Penn and Teller Bull****!"Good show. House is superior though. As a matter of fact,

House > *

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 12:45 AM
Disregard I'm not doing this on purpose

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 12:46 AM
I'll just have to settle for DVD seasons

Has anyone else ever chased down a hornet with a blowtorch?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 12:50 AM
HOLY ****, SOME HOMELESS LADY ON THE EPISODE OF HOUSE I'M WATCHING NOW HAS RABIES!

milo
07-15-2006, 02:12 AM
I'll just have to settle for DVD seasons

Has anyone else ever chased down a hornet with a blowtorch?
Just one? Burn down the whole damn hive.

You know, I think I love this forum.

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 03:43 AM
It got into my garage, it was either the blowtorch or a 24" pipewrench

itchythesamurai
07-15-2006, 08:32 AM
24" pipewrench? Sounds kinky enough for Girlspace!

Samnmax221
07-15-2006, 12:18 PM
Quite

This is our Mayor, no one likes him anymore.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/herbieloadedbooze.jpg