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GUNNER
03-05-2001, 09:39 AM
That's right people, your little GUNNER has been coming to this place we call home for over 2 years. It has been fun and exciting and I'm glad that it's still here.

Party on Thrawns ship, I've got the tab this time. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-05-2001, 09:55 AM
Uh, gee boss...I blew up Thrawn's SSD in my 'Hello3' thread. Sorry.

Congrats on the two-year anniversary! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif Been some cray-zee times...!

GUNNER
03-05-2001, 10:08 AM
You blew up Thrawn rig? Dang, then it looks like were all piling in your A-Wing. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Gold leader
03-05-2001, 11:14 AM
My Y-wing to the rescue! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Congrats Gunner!

Cmdr. Cracken
03-05-2001, 11:39 AM
We've been around that long, Gun-Dog? wow, man. that's unreal!

How about we use my SSD? Zoom forgot mine......

GUNNER
03-05-2001, 11:51 AM
As long as I have my Lay-Z-Boy we can party on any rig. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Innror
03-05-2001, 12:06 PM
Congrats, Gunner http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

AceAzzameen
03-05-2001, 12:15 PM
Yo GUNNER, party for us old timers! Well, I'm not old... but around this place I am. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif Let me split that tab with ya buddy, cuz I'm celebrating too. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

GUNNER
03-05-2001, 12:26 PM
Right on Ace, now we can afford twice as many sleazy hooke...., I mean, twice as many bottles of Dom. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Keyan Farlander
03-05-2001, 01:20 PM
Congratulations all http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

K_Kinnison
03-05-2001, 02:16 PM
I dont knwo weather to send you a sympathy card, or a Get well card http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Congrats, i guess http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Rune Haako
03-05-2001, 02:35 PM
How about some booze?

"Alcohol: the cause to and solution for every one of America's problems."

AceAzzameen
03-05-2001, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Rune Haako:
"Alcohol: the cause to and solution for every one of America's problems."

HELL YES! Gimme a drink! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

Rune Haako
03-05-2001, 02:39 PM
I knew someone would enjoy that.

milkshake
03-05-2001, 02:43 PM
Congrats Gunner.

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.

Ike
03-05-2001, 03:02 PM
GUNDOG, we've come a long way, baby http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

it's been a good two years http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

garyah99
03-05-2001, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by GUNNER:
That's right people, your little GUNNER has been coming to this place we call home for over 2 years. It has been fun and exciting and I'm glad that it's still here.

Party on Thrawns ship, I've got the tab this time. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif
It's about time you crow-barred open that wallet of yours GUNNER http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif Congratulations and thanks for being such a great admin!!

Jabba The Hunt
03-05-2001, 05:56 PM
congrats gunner

and dont worry about not having an ssd just use my death star III

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If I Was any more laid back i would be horizontal
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Admiral
03-05-2001, 06:06 PM
Thrawn's going to be pissed that someone blew up his SSD. oh well. Congrats Gunner. and here is your present Home made Beer (from honey this time).

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
03-05-2001, 06:25 PM
You think we Imperial officers are stupid enough to have just ONE SSD?

Congrats, Gunman.

*realises he has been here longer than half the people in this thread, and starts to feel very old...*

Rogue 9
03-05-2001, 07:14 PM
do I think Imperial Officers are dumb enough to have only one SSD, well the anwser to that would be...*Blaster Shots Strike Rogue 9 In Stomach and Shut Him Up for A Moment*

Jabba The Hunt
03-05-2001, 09:00 PM
hey aleast your not stupid enough to have it on a death star!!!

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If I Was any more laid back i would be horizontal
jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

JR2000Z
03-05-2001, 09:05 PM
Congrats gramps!

I hope you like this new cane I gave you. I got it at Toys R' Us.

(J/K)

Jem
03-05-2001, 09:12 PM
Congrats Wiseman, sage, sabío.

AceAzzameen
03-05-2001, 11:31 PM
Alright dammit, that's about 10 people that have congratulated GUNNER & not me. Do I have to start my own thread or can we have a successful joint party for us old guys? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif I'm buying half of your drinks, now edit your posts or post again & gimme some props too. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

Ace kicks back with a pint of Jack Daniel's and begins to party a bit harders...

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

Assassin
03-05-2001, 11:37 PM
Congrats Gunner, and u also Ace

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emupiett
03-05-2001, 11:58 PM
Congratulations Gunner and Ace!

*Mutters to Self.* Why doesn't anyone ever use MY ships for parties?

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"Intensify forward firepower!!"

Admiral
03-06-2001, 12:11 AM
Congrats Ace.

Takes on a Parental tone:
And young one (emupiett). The reason that all parties are held aboard Thrawn's SSDs is because it is tradition. And he blows up the competition. Also R9(the sith) pays for every party. That is also tradition. This is why.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Zargon
03-06-2001, 12:19 AM
cngrats boyos! I'm creeping up on 2 years myslef REAL QUICK!

/me sneaks a case of Jack from Ace...

you dont get the whole crate my friend!

AceAzzameen
03-06-2001, 04:06 AM
Toasts Zarg with his now empty bottle... pauses, looks for another... opens it, and then toasts again Thannkks zarrrgyy... goood drinksss yessss? HICCUPS http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

Rogue 9
03-06-2001, 04:26 AM
I'm the designated Pilot so I can't drink. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif

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IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Nitro
03-06-2001, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by GUNNER:
...bottles of Dom.

I didn't know my ex girlfriend fit in a bottle! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Zoom Rabbit
03-06-2001, 05:32 AM
Yes, and we all drank her!

Repeatedly. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-06-2001, 05:33 AM
(That was a joke, Rosie.) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Fondas
03-06-2001, 05:36 AM
Hey Stallions !!!

Is there any room for another old fart, like myself ? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Gunman , I can say, without a doubt, that you are one of the reasons that keeps this place alive ! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/lurk.gif

Zargon
03-06-2001, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by AceAzzameen:
Toasts Zarg with his now empty bottle... pauses, looks for another... opens it, and then toasts again Thannkks zarrrgyy... goood drinksss yessss? HICCUPS http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif




AHLWHAAYESSSSSS ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BOY!!!!!

Cmdr. Cracken
03-06-2001, 01:27 PM
I've been around about as long as you guys have, just with a different nick, so, where's my congradulations!? eh!? EH!?!

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Instead, ring the doorbell and run away, he doesn't like that.
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Psycho Tycho
03-06-2001, 02:23 PM
Congrats Gun-gan. Godspeed man.

Crack, forget about you. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
03-06-2001, 02:40 PM
I'll stick with Sloe Gin Fizzies.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

GUNNER
03-07-2001, 07:49 AM
There is a bunch of us old timers isn't there. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Fondas, you are to kind my Greek friend...keep it coming. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Rogue Nine
03-07-2001, 04:49 PM
Nice job, the both of you. Ace, be glad you don't have to go through the madness that G-man has to.

Boss, it just goes to show how great you are to put up with us weerdos. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
03-07-2001, 06:51 PM
And the sad thing is that he isnt getting paid for it.

JR2000Z
03-07-2001, 06:51 PM
And the sad thing is that he isnt getting paid for it.

Rogue Nine
03-07-2001, 07:00 PM
None of us are. We have to put up with your garbage out of the goodness of our hearts. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Cmdr. Cracken
03-07-2001, 07:05 PM
You guys have goodness in your hearts? since when? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Rogue Nine
03-07-2001, 07:10 PM
Oh, shut your Crackface.

Admiral
03-07-2001, 07:41 PM
By striking a nerve Cmrd Cracken might have been right http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
03-07-2001, 09:09 PM
Congrats you old Stallions! Now that I think of it, my 2 year mark is creeping closer....

....and closer....

....and closer....


Oh, what the heck, someone get me a DRINK!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Thrawn
03-07-2001, 11:49 PM
Congrats Stallion!
I still have my other 2 SSD's, so don't worry!

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Zargon
03-08-2001, 01:16 AM
sweeeeeeeeeet deal!

Cmdr. Cracken
03-08-2001, 01:21 AM
And you wonder why Imps go overkill. It's times like these......

Rogue 9
03-08-2001, 03:48 AM
sneaks onto SSD and plants computer virus to be used at unspecified date

Rogue 9
03-08-2001, 04:00 AM
on a slightly related note its my 1 month aniversery, only 23 months to go. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Leader of 3 Flight
IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

milkshake
03-08-2001, 06:31 AM
you actually counted?

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Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.

GUNNER
03-08-2001, 07:32 AM
I don't need to get paid, just knowing I have great friends like you all is enough payment for me. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Fondas
03-08-2001, 08:41 AM
LIAR !!!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
03-08-2001, 09:32 AM
SSDs! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif Get 'em!

*(Flies over with scruffy rebel pilot buddies and blows up Thrawn's two reserve SSDs.)*

Hee-hee-hee...Vive la resistance!

Rogue Nine
03-08-2001, 10:28 AM
Insignificant rebel scum...

Thrawn
03-08-2001, 04:52 PM
Where's the beer?

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Rogue Nine
03-08-2001, 05:04 PM
Screw beer! We've got VODKA!!!

AceAzzameen
03-08-2001, 08:35 PM
Vodka=evil http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif

Not at my party!

Err... at least, not in my drink. You boys can kill yourselves if you want. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

Conor
03-08-2001, 09:14 PM
American beer, hah!

You might be happy with that ginger ale but I prefer some alcohol in my drinks. Canada rules!

Or the good stuff, Crown Royal rye.

I will probably be having some of that tomorrow night, because it's my friend's birthday. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Conor (edited March 08, 2001).]

Zoom Rabbit
03-08-2001, 10:05 PM
I agree--American beer and whiskey=crap. Canadian beer and whiskey=good.

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Nitro
03-09-2001, 12:33 AM
<font color=red>Ca</font><font color=white>nadi</font><font color=red>an</font> beer is the BEST in the WORLD!!! Although the Aussies have done a damn good job as well.

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Rogue 9
03-09-2001, 12:39 AM
Correlian Whiskey http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
03-09-2001, 12:52 AM
I make my own. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Zargon
03-09-2001, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by Nitro:
<font color=red>Ca</font><font color=white>nadi</font><font color=red>an</font> beer is the BEST in the WORLD!!! Although the Aussies have done a damn good job as well.


Have you ever heard of a continent called Europe?

They have the best beer in the world, period.

anyone tried the new rocket widget in guiness bottles? I havent yet but i hope to soon!

Zoom Rabbit
03-09-2001, 09:06 AM
Well, heck, everyone knows that the best beer in the world comes from Germany and the best whiskey comes from Scotland. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

The best brandy comes from France, the best vodka comes from Russia, etc. But you know what? The best alcoholics come from the United States! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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'I can fly. I'm a pilot.'

--Drunk dude in Independence Day

GUNNER
03-09-2001, 12:39 PM
For once I can say I totally agree with ya Zommie. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Admiral Zaarin
03-09-2001, 02:52 PM
Give me a few shots of pure alcohol any day.

JR2000Z
03-09-2001, 06:23 PM
My PE teacher taught me that alcohol effects yer brain by the first drink then eventually destroys many essential parts of the body. Is this true?

Zoom Rabbit
03-10-2001, 05:31 AM
*Hic!*

*THUD!*

...Yesh...

Cmdr. Cracken
03-10-2001, 01:30 PM
................. crap.

Psycho Tycho
03-10-2001, 03:28 PM
...Doody...

Flying Beastie
03-10-2001, 07:23 PM
*entering fashionably late*

Congratulations, O Decrepit Ones. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Running low on party space are we? Well there's always the Trickster's Justice.

For you Newbies who don't know, the Justice is a customized SDF cruiser (as in Robotech), crewed by about 2600 women (dathomirians, hapans and cathars), and various carnivores living in a vast onboard (artificial) forest.

Enjoy. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Master Lynn
03-12-2001, 10:31 AM
Aaah so I checked back just in time for the Birthday celebrations!! 2 YEARS!!! Time flys when you're posting!

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Rogue Nine
03-12-2001, 04:26 PM
LYNN!!! OMFG!!! Where the hell have you been?

Commander 598
03-12-2001, 10:52 PM
Hovering in the air above your head. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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How many gallons of alcohol can a human being consume?
Well lets find out...
*Begins drinking*

Master Lynn
03-12-2001, 11:55 PM
This and that I'm usually modding for Klingon Academy and I spend a lot of time annoying them!!

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Rogue Nine
03-13-2001, 08:57 AM
Yeah, but hang around here more, kay. We might need some help abusing the noobies. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Master Lynn
03-13-2001, 02:24 PM
Well I'll tell you R9 the boards over there are lethal! The only time people bother to post is when they want something or to criticise your work, and the term Newbie gets thrown at everyone. It's nice to have a relaxing chat over here without WHEN'S YOUR NEW MOD GETTING RELEASED???? missed you all!!!

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Rogue Nine
03-13-2001, 03:09 PM
See, here we don't give a rat's ass when the next mod pack is soming out. We're just us! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Thrawn
03-13-2001, 04:50 PM
We keep things the way they are around here http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
Good to hear from you Lynn! I never thought I'd ever get close to having more posts than you! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Admiral
03-13-2001, 10:42 PM
yes we are very relaxed around here. Grabs a beer.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
03-13-2001, 11:06 PM
Who are you?

Oh wait, I remember now....

Admiral Zaarin
03-14-2001, 07:52 AM
<font size=12>LYNN!!!</font>

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

Master Lynn
03-14-2001, 02:48 PM
Man I didn't think the whole gang would still be here!!! (Grabs 3 beers just to beat Admiral) BRILLIANT

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Rogue Nine
03-14-2001, 04:51 PM
'Course we're all still here! Where do you think we would go?

Where the hell is G-man?

Ike
03-14-2001, 06:03 PM
which G-man do you mean?

wassup Lynn http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral Zaarin
03-14-2001, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Master Lynn:
Man I didn't think the whole gang would still be here!!!

Of course! You think any one of us would ever develop a Real Life<font size="-2"><sup>(TM)</sup></font>?!

Cmdr. Cracken
03-14-2001, 08:28 PM
Real Life(TM)? what's that?

JR2000Z
03-14-2001, 09:42 PM
Is this 'Real Life' a patch to this? I really need one.

Admiral
03-14-2001, 11:31 PM
Can I pick one up in a store?

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

GUNNER
03-15-2001, 09:00 AM
Holy Sheep dip , if it isn't Master Lynn. How in the hell are ya big guy? Long time no see. Try to come by more often you Scottish Stallion.

JR2000Z
03-15-2001, 11:24 PM
He doent say the word 'mate' does he?

(I dont think he says that)

Psycho Tycho
03-15-2001, 11:33 PM
Wow, Lynn's back! Haven't seen you in a long time.

Thrawn
03-15-2001, 11:37 PM
What's new Lynn?

And you think I would leave just when I'm starting to take over the place? Ha! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Andromeda
03-15-2001, 11:52 PM
hiya lynn!! you probably don't remember me, if you do it would probably be as tionne http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif wb big guy http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you!
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Official Forum Chick

Flying Beastie
03-16-2001, 01:02 PM
Hey Lynn! <strike>When's your new mod coming out?</strike> Man, it has been a long time! Welcome back!

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Cmdr. Cracken
03-16-2001, 01:20 PM
Lynn! you old dog! Long time no post!

Master Lynn
03-16-2001, 05:28 PM
Cheers lads + ladettes, great to hear from you all again (And of course I remember you Andromeda!!)
Hey ,GUNNER, Admiral Zaarin,R9, Ike, Cracken, Jr2000z, Psycho Tycho, Thrawn, Flying Beastie, hope I never forgot anyone!!! Might have known Thrawn would have seized control without my watchful eye!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Rogue Nine
03-16-2001, 05:29 PM
We missed you Lynn. Never go away again. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Master Lynn
03-16-2001, 05:32 PM
Hey no chance I even just updated my profile as It was current as of LAST YEAR lets just say some things have changed!

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"Yeah but everybody's a jerk, you, me, this jerk!"
Master Qui-Gon Lynn
Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Old Timer

Master Lynn
03-16-2001, 05:36 PM
AAAAHHH That's better!

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

Rogue Nine
03-16-2001, 05:39 PM
Good, I need someone relatively sane to converse with.

JR2000Z
03-16-2001, 06:35 PM
You can enjoy it once you return with the beer Niner.

Flying Beastie
03-16-2001, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Master Lynn:
Might have known Thrawn would have seized control without my watchful eye!!!

Just consider yourself fortunate we managed to oust the Neimoidian with minimal casualties. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

<small>Please don't ask.</small>

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Psycho Tycho
03-16-2001, 09:52 PM
It's great to have you back, Lynn.

Andromeda
03-16-2001, 09:56 PM
wow he remembered me!! i feel special now http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

JR2000Z
03-16-2001, 10:48 PM
Who are you?

Cmdr. Cracken
03-17-2001, 12:17 AM
Wasn't Lynn engaged last time i checked?

JR2000Z
03-17-2001, 01:30 AM
Yeah, but his profile said he 'broke up' with her.

Im not sure which way he means it though.

Nitro
03-17-2001, 05:27 AM
LYNN!!!!!!!!!! How's my favorite drunken Scotsman? *pound's a 24 of Labatt's Blue* I worked right through my 2 year anniversary celebration!!! March 11th marked the second anniversary of my arrival here!

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Darth Sceltor
03-17-2001, 05:43 AM
Heya Lynn! How's it going? Haven't seen you in several forevers!

Master Lynn
03-17-2001, 12:10 PM
More Studs I missed, Nitrous and Sceltor hows things? And yes you heard right lock up your daughters coz master Lynn's SINGLE again!!!!

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

Master Lynn
03-17-2001, 12:12 PM
Oh and March 7th was my starting date so I missed the anniversary Dang!

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

Psycho Tycho
03-17-2001, 01:51 PM
Oh, that sucks. Big time.

JR2000Z
03-17-2001, 03:10 PM
Did you get any children?

(Im not sure if you had much time to...)

Master Lynn
03-17-2001, 10:26 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

Rogue Nine
03-18-2001, 11:57 AM
Hee... Little Lynnies running around...

Cmdr. Cracken
03-18-2001, 02:29 PM
That's scary man! Little ones? The big one is bad enough! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

so, she couldn't keep up with the after hours activities, eh, Lynn? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Psycho Tycho
03-18-2001, 02:56 PM
Yeah, I would want to see them.

Master Lynn
03-18-2001, 09:55 PM
HMMMM Children born drunk...........sweet

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

JR2000Z
03-18-2001, 09:59 PM
That would cause major deformation.

Zargon
03-18-2001, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by a drunk scot:
hope I never forgot anyone


hmmmmmmmmmm..........

Admiral
03-18-2001, 11:45 PM
I think we might have for gotten to replenish the beer supply. To bad for everyone else I have my own. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
03-19-2001, 12:11 AM
NO BEER!?!?!?!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!


*Turns on the Emergency Beer Alarm*

Admiral Zaarin
03-19-2001, 12:34 AM
Don't worry, I've still got a few trillion left from the 0.06k.

*drinks 30 pints of beer, and laughs as stunned passers-by watch beer pouring out of his ears* http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

AceAzzameen
03-19-2001, 02:00 AM
YO Lynn! You better still be at this party. You showed up while I was busy in Florida. And to update the rest of you on my week with 7 single women in one hotel room... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif let's just say I had one of the best weeks of my life. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

Also, I succeeded in being drunk 5 days in a row, so I'm quite proud of that new accomplishment. Someday I'll maybe extend it to 7 or so when I don't have to be the one driving to & from the vacation spot. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif Anyway, the beach was magnificent & I believe I'm going to have to move there someday. As for more details about the chicks and my exciting experiences... those are mine to reminisce about & yours to be jealous about. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Um... and I do have one of those Real Life thingys. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"

Rogue Leader 3
aceazzameen@yahoo.com
or manofstele@yahoo.com

Zargon
03-19-2001, 05:01 AM
*ENVY*

Master Lynn
03-19-2001, 11:45 AM
Oops sorry Zargs I didn't forget you!

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Gonnae No Dae That!
Master Lynn
Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1
Official Forum Elusive One

Fondas
03-19-2001, 12:22 PM
A famous Scotsman is lurking this thread !!!

There is a presence here I haven't felt since... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif


Lynn, is that really you ? I though you were blasted into oblivion ! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif


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"No matter how pretty the bait,
a hook is still a hook !"
TZG+7

Nitro
03-19-2001, 09:25 PM
I just love GUNNER's choice of words for this topic's title... "2 very long, hard, and drawn out years....."

No wonder there's another kid on the way! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Psycho Tycho
03-19-2001, 09:32 PM
You sicko.

R9, we need you to buy some more beer!

Admiral
03-19-2001, 10:25 PM
Fine I guess I will share my next batch.

Takes R9's wallet to buy more material for more beer making.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

GUNNER
03-20-2001, 10:40 AM
Yep, same old Nitro. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif Some things will never change........

Nitro
03-22-2001, 07:59 PM
Hey! I tried pretty hard not to shoot off at the mouth... I think I've handled myself pretty well... Sure, the hits just keep on cumming, but hey... If your mind hasn't been blown by now, then you can take a little more...

Let's all have a dance!!! A giant costume ball at my place, 'cause everyone know that I've got the biggest balls of them all!!!

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Andromeda
03-22-2001, 08:06 PM
ROTFLMAOWTIME!!!!!!

that was funny as hell Nitrous http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif thanks for the laugh, i needed it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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Official Forum Chick

Rogue Nine
03-23-2001, 10:20 AM
Nitrous, you demented bastard you...

Nitro
03-23-2001, 01:02 PM
And I'm not spent yet... There's plenty more where that came from...

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Flying Beastie
03-23-2001, 03:24 PM
Well, stuff it before you get whipped out of here for inappropriate behaviour by one of our mods.

I know you're trying to shove a stiff sense of humour into these forums, but most of your puns are falling limp and you're going to be beat off with a stick.

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"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

[This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited March 23, 2001).]

Admiral
03-23-2001, 10:37 PM
very sick.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Nitro
03-24-2001, 03:45 AM
I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety.
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small).
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all.

Oh, I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
And they're such big balls,
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing,
My balls are always full,
And everybody cums and cums again!
If your name is on the guest list,
No one can take you higher.
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!

Oh, I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
And they're such big balls,
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Some balls are held for charity,
And some for fancy dress,
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night!

Oh, I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
And they're such big balls,
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Oh, I've got big balls!
(And I'm just itching to tell you about them)
I've got big balls!
(We can talk over seafood dinner!)
And they're such big balls!
(Crabs, crayfish, clams)
*fade out*

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

Nitro
03-26-2001, 07:42 PM
What? No one likes my song?

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The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day...

10 times a day, at LEAST...

They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room...

-Full Metal Jacket

Psycho Tycho
03-26-2001, 08:17 PM
Hell no.

Poor Bastard
03-27-2001, 12:23 AM
Hell yes.

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"Face down on the floor, both of you right now! The first person who comes out this *BEEP*ing door gets a, gets a LEAD SALAD!"

JR2000Z
03-27-2001, 09:37 PM
You have balls?

JR2000Z
03-27-2001, 09:38 PM
Wha? I didnt know you had balls.

Nitro
03-29-2001, 10:22 PM
Amazing how fast I killed this thread, eh?

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The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day...

10 times a day, at LEAST...

They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room...

-Full Metal Jacket

Nitro
03-29-2001, 10:23 PM
Amazing how fast I killed this thread, eh?

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The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day...

10 times a day, at LEAST...

They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room...

-Full Metal Jacket

Zoom Rabbit
03-30-2001, 09:02 AM
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

*(Leaves.)*

Zargon
03-30-2001, 01:25 PM
heya Nitrous, you seem to have shot your mouth of enough, but you havent gotten a rise out of anyone yet.....

And you better not Lynn! I've been around too long for that!