View Full Version : how are you?

07-09-2006, 11:49 PM
i am asked that all the time, and my reply is always "fine, how about yourself?" now im looking for a witty reply that would leave them curious, shocked, or laughing, and am curious if anyone knows any good replies to this question?

07-10-2006, 07:04 PM
hehe, I've got a great one. Just say "They tell me I'm pretty damn good. In fact, some say I'm the best they've ever had." I've used this one quite a few times myself, it's an awesome smart-ass comment.

07-10-2006, 08:01 PM
In high school, I saw my pre-cal teacher in the hall and asked him how it was going and he said slowly. That's like the only conversation I had with the guy.

I guess you could cut them off and tag on "so good looking?" to the end of their question.

12-02-2006, 10:17 PM
"Your mom."

Mace MacLeod
12-05-2006, 09:54 PM
Well, actually I was absent from LF for a few days, due to my kid having accidentally supercharged the ions of a closed space by using the wrong setting on the microwave to heat some popcorn and ripped a temporary hole in the time/space continuum, and repeated visits by future possible incarnations of myself left me in a state of hyperparanoid paralysis until today, when the microwave repairman arrived.

Thank you for asking.

Rabish Bini
12-06-2006, 05:05 AM
"Great thanks. In fact, when I got up, I didn't trip over my bed, I went and made breakfas, I ate it..."
Just keep on going about your day and EVERYTHING you did. Or say "Terrible" and when they ask why, say "Because you showed up"

12-06-2006, 05:21 AM
I don't remember where, but I had heard this reply somewhere.

"How are you?"

Rabish Bini
12-07-2006, 05:15 AM
^that's a good one
Try saying something that a scyzophrenic would say

Master frost
12-07-2006, 06:26 AM
Just copy evrything the person says so just say the same thing back

12-08-2006, 06:48 AM