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07-10-2006, 12:49 AM
i am asked that all the time, and my reply is always "fine, how about yourself?" now im looking for a witty reply that would leave them curious, shocked, or laughing, and am curious if anyone knows any good replies to this question?
hehe, I've got a great one. Just say "They tell me I'm pretty damn good. In fact, some say I'm the best they've ever had." I've used this one quite a few times myself, it's an awesome smart-ass comment.
07-10-2006, 09:01 PM
In high school, I saw my pre-cal teacher in the hall and asked him how it was going and he said slowly. That's like the only conversation I had with the guy.
I guess you could cut them off and tag on "so good looking?" to the end of their question.
12-02-2006, 11:17 PM
12-05-2006, 10:54 PM
Well, actually I was absent from LF for a few days, due to my kid having accidentally supercharged the ions of a closed space by using the wrong setting on the microwave to heat some popcorn and ripped a temporary hole in the time/space continuum, and repeated visits by future possible incarnations of myself left me in a state of hyperparanoid paralysis until today, when the microwave repairman arrived.
Thank you for asking.
12-06-2006, 06:05 AM
"Great thanks. In fact, when I got up, I didn't trip over my bed, I went and made breakfas, I ate it..."
Just keep on going about your day and EVERYTHING you did. Or say "Terrible" and when they ask why, say "Because you showed up"
12-06-2006, 06:21 AM
I don't remember where, but I had heard this reply somewhere.
"How are you?"
12-07-2006, 06:15 AM
^that's a good one
Try saying something that a scyzophrenic would say
12-07-2006, 07:26 AM
Just copy evrything the person says so just say the same thing back
12-08-2006, 07:48 AM
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