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Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 05:52 PM
Yeah! Phyllo sheets!

My mom once mistook it for a cigar...

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 07:00 PM
Ah, they sell pocky here. There are also these little stick pastries made of crepe wafers rolled into hardened sticks-things filled with a sweet filling like Ammeretto Coffee-bean (weird)and chocholate (not weird but too sweet). The ends are always dipped in chocolate, so with the pattern the rolled wafers make, it looks just like a cigar. Albeit a thin one.
I LOVE those things! (they're what I was thinking of when Das and Jmac were describing pocky) do the two taste similar? or are they just sameish-looking?

milo
09-24-2006, 07:32 PM
I had Pocky all the time in France.

Also, what are those little japanese candies with the sugar-wrapping that you can eat?

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 07:50 PM
do the two taste similar? or are they just sameish-looking?

no, pocky is more like...it kinda tastes like matzo dipped in chocolate. only not that cardboardy. the other thing is this:

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/pep-farm-pirouette.jpg

(i think) only dipped in chocolate too. they come in other flavors, like just vanilla, or mint chocolate, etc.

what are those little japanese candies with the sugar-wrapping that you can eat?

is this it?

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/botan-lg.jpg

i think i've had something with an edible wrapper before. i just don't know if that's what it is.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 09:11 PM
Mmm.. I love that pirouette stuff.. My favourite kind of chocolate is Lindt. It's hard to pronounce but hot damn they taste good!

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 09:54 PM
Peirouettes are SO GOOD!! I love them with ice cream.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 10:48 PM
I can imagen they would taste good with teh ice-cream. Mmm.. Ice cream. I like coffee Ice-cream. And once, I had jelly and choc chip ice cream. Oh, creamy niceness... My favourite brand of ice crea, is PETERS oh yeah! it's nice and creamy (unlike some other brands) blech!

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:01 PM
I just had some Bryer's Mint chocolate chip ice cream while enjoying the new episode of The Simpsons.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:07 PM
We're all out of Ice-cream at the moment. I should get some, what do you suggest?

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:10 PM
Moose tracks. It's good stuff.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:13 PM
We don't have that here in Aus. There's many things we don't have. A statue of Liberty for example..

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:21 PM
You don't have chocolate ice cream with mini peanut butter cups in them?

Sux to be u.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:22 PM
P'sha, thats the stuff. IMO, Pirouettes (or whatever) are real sweet, pocky is like breadsticks without yeast left in a fridge to obtain that hard texture dipped in a thin layer of chocolate. Speaking of edibles...in many older movies (and even now I think) the 'windows' used on sets were really just clear sheets of sugar-spun candy. Not sharp at all.

Coffee icecream=drool.

Any other fun with food?

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:23 PM
If you throw mash potatoes up against the wall, they stick.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:25 PM
((writes down))

Here's mine : let a breathmint melt on your tongue, then take a sip of orange juice. The rush is amazing.

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:27 PM
if you bite down on spearmint lifesavers, they spark.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:29 PM
Drop a mentos into a liter of coke-cola. The soda will turn to fizz and shoot out. Mythbusters did an ep. on it.

Halo_92
09-24-2006, 11:30 PM
I've tried It before, Let me say don't Ever bite on more than one.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:38 PM
Whatever you do, DON'T have oj after brushing you teeth! Argh *shudders*

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:38 PM
Mixing lemon juice, red-chile pepper and salt results in an insanly tasty combo.

@ Halo: ouch?

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:41 PM
You know what's good? Rice and sweet soy sauce. that's it. It's great. Whenever we have rice leftover, that's what I eat.

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 11:43 PM
Whatever you do, DON'T have oj after brushing you teeth! Argh *shudders*

eww i hate that. milk is bad too.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:52 PM
Milk is nasty either way.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:53 PM
The only time I usually have milk is in coffee or other cooking. Not by itself or in cereal anymore.

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 11:55 PM
Milk is nasty either way.

*shocked*

i love milk. vanilla milk, chocolate, 2%...the only kinds i refuse to have are skim (*vomits*) and strawberry (just sounds too weird).

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:59 PM
None of my friends or kids at school like it. I pour it into my coffee. Caffein stunts your growth (pfft) and milks builds bone-mass, so they cancel each other out.

St. Jimmy
09-25-2006, 12:01 AM
Doesn't milk just make your bones stronger?

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 12:03 AM
umm i hate caffeine. there are kids i know that are like "omgggg i stayed up all night and literally got no sleep and now i'm running on coffee and diet" and i'm like...ok no you're not.

on the plane back home from florida, the two-hour flight, i drank a large cup of coffee before we took off...and it lasted me about 10 minutes. it doesn't do anything, it's all just a myth.

Miss_Mayhem
09-25-2006, 12:06 AM
True that. I've been drinking it since I was four and now it actually helps me to fall asleep.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:35 AM
no, pocky is more like...it kinda tastes like matzo dipped in chocolate. only not that cardboardy. the other thing is this:

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/pep-farm-pirouette.jpg

(i think) only dipped in chocolate too. they come in other flavors, like just vanilla, or mint chocolate, etc.



is this it?

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/botan-lg.jpg

i think i've had something with an edible wrapper before. i just don't know if that's what it is.


I'm eating the top one right now. Pocky is da roxxorz!!!!!!!!!111

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-25-2006, 12:45 AM
I'm eating the top one right now. Pocky is da roxxorz!!!!!!!!!111
You're not eating Pocky then.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:52 AM
i didnt say i was. All i said is pocky is da roxxorz because it just is!!!!1

Poopdogjr
09-25-2006, 02:33 AM
My family runs an Resturant/ Ice Cream store, and Moose Trax ice cream is a really popular flavor. So is Peach and the new Pumpkin. I freakin' LOVE the pumpkin.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 02:51 AM
WTF???!!!11 A pumpkin flavor ice cream sounds better than water beds and hookers. Nahh. Water beds and hookers are one above pimpkin falvor ice-sream. Like i said it's pimpkin!!!1

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 06:01 PM
the best ice cream to ever be made...

http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chunky_monkey.gif

mmm chunky monkey.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 08:05 PM
Ben and Jerry's=love.

Das, you must be female. Cause B&J is what we all seek for comfort. That, or anything relevantly chocolaty.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 08:14 PM
i don't seek it for comfort. i seek it for the fattening qualities.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 08:19 PM
...That is the greatest thing I've ever read.

Halo_92
09-25-2006, 08:35 PM
Ben & Jerry's. Hmm.......BEST ICE CREAM EVER!

F**k! Haven't had that in a few months. Better go to cheveron.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 08:58 PM
The best flavor is Cherry Garcia because one. Grateful Dead rox sox! and 2. I just friggin' love any ice cream w/ cherrys in it. 3. Anyting by Ben and Jerry is totally deh roxxorz!!!1

Miss_Mayhem
09-26-2006, 01:00 AM
No...Chunkay Monkay! At least tha'ts how I say it. Lemme scuttle over to my ice-cream fort with a sigh ((cue sigh)).

Oh, and Coffee flavor is the shiz too.

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 12:13 PM
Yoghurt and/or chocolate brownie icecream eats you all.

Ray_the_psychic
09-26-2006, 12:21 PM
Cherry Garcia, Coffee, and Cookies and Cream, oh and Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream is teh roxxorz!!!1

St. Jimmy
09-27-2006, 08:19 AM
Coffee or toffee flavored is the best. Hands down. End of discussion.

Kj°len
09-27-2006, 10:26 PM
What is this? What are you doing?
An excuse thread specifically made to help boost Darth_Ave's already inflated post count? And people thought K-jo'Round was bad! I wish Ike was around to see this.

Ray Jones
09-28-2006, 06:29 AM
Oi. Ike? C'mon. You're just jealous. And I'm almost certain, Thrik has already bad dreams and wakes up screaming DROP DATABASE LF because of this.

Samnmax221
09-28-2006, 02:27 PM
I don't wanna be in school right now

*Prays (not really) for gas leak.

Samnmax221
09-29-2006, 02:27 PM
I don't wanna go back to class! You can't make me bitches!

Poopdogjr
09-29-2006, 08:11 PM
Mortensen's Ice Cream RAWKS ALL OTHER ICE CREAMS!!!!!!!!! There is no debate or discussion.

Also, Milky Way bars are the best candy along with Kit-Kats and Hershey Kisses. (Without nuts, because with nuts they are just evil.)

Davinq
09-30-2006, 11:35 PM
I OBJECT! Charleston Chews will take over the world!







someday.

Das Mole
10-01-2006, 01:10 PM
ewwwwww charleston chews are nasty. blech.

i'll take twix or reese's any day.

Davinq
10-01-2006, 07:30 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Anything wit peanut butter is icky!

Miss_Mayhem
10-02-2006, 02:51 AM
How bout caramel? I luv that stuff.

Davinq
10-02-2006, 07:41 PM
Caramel is good, but not with braces... The only way I'm allowed to eat CC is when they're frozen.

Halo_92
10-02-2006, 08:48 PM
Buenas tardes, B***hes I'm back.

Miss_Mayhem
10-02-2006, 11:54 PM
OMG halo, you have no face! Quick- get an avatar!


Mmm ... frozen caramel ... Mmm ((drools))

Ray_the_psychic
10-03-2006, 06:20 PM
CRUNCH BARS KICK OTHER CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!
deal with it. it's chocalatey with those lil things that make them crunchy. lol it's like having no avatar= having no e-clothes. Put a f***in avatar goddammit!!!1
lol

Miss_Mayhem
10-04-2006, 12:51 AM
I like baby-ruths in small amounts, I unfortunately dont have much of a sweet tooth and envy those who like chocolate cos they act like it's so ... good is the best way to put it, I guess.

Davinq
10-04-2006, 01:10 AM
GAH! Halo, put a mask on sheesh. I don't wanta see that ugliness! :p

I hate candy with any form of nut in it, even though I'm not allergic.

Poopdogjr
10-04-2006, 08:12 PM
SPACE ICE CREAM!
I LOVE SPACE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! I wish it were more popular. Because then I could eat it all the time and get fat. Or maybe I'll just move to outer space. I'm sure it's more plentiful there.

Davinq
10-04-2006, 08:17 PM
Cool Halo, I like your Vandetta sig. Never really liked the armed kitten.

Halo_92
10-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Thx Its the best movie ever and my Favorite.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-04-2006, 09:38 PM
I know this is off topic but why did Halo change to that cat thing and then change back?

Halo_92
10-04-2006, 10:16 PM
I have the Most juiceyist secret ever to have been kept secret!

Halo_92
10-04-2006, 10:21 PM
Note: this is not the secret.

ITS THE REUINION TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Ok?

Halo_92
10-05-2006, 12:46 AM
Yes, I have the most juciest secret EVER to be on These Forums!!!

Miss_Mayhem
10-05-2006, 01:06 AM
Oh yesssssss.... The PR reunion ep! Cant wait ... gonna gossip tomorrish here and with my friend 'bout it.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-05-2006, 02:15 AM
What Reunion?

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 07:26 AM
I'M BACK BITHCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Davinq
10-08-2006, 04:15 PM
My sig is foh shiznit!

Welcome back Jimmo!

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 08:15 PM
Man, last week was probably the most tiring week of my life. I'm still recouperating. I passed the course so now I'm qualified to be a corporal. Corpoal, Corporal Punishment. Sorry that was lame... Word from my contacts says that as soon as training nights start again, me and some other guys will be promoted. Huzzah!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-08-2006, 08:28 PM
Change your avatar. Nao.

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 08:32 PM
May I ask why?

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Look at it. It's...

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 10:10 PM
... yes?

Davinq
10-08-2006, 10:17 PM
It's friggin Green Day. Aside from the song whose first line is quoted in your sig, I hate strongly dislike Green Day. Now Elemeno P... there's a band.

Halo_92
10-08-2006, 11:53 PM
Hey Jimmy you're back! oh and classic entrance. ;)

St. Jimmy
10-09-2006, 12:26 AM
@ Davin: So was my last one but no-one (openly) objected to that... But for some reason, I don't think that's why jmac doesn't like it... or is it?

@halo_92: [/Little Richard] well, I do try [/Little Richard]

Halo_92
10-09-2006, 12:38 AM
haha
funny

Ghost11
10-09-2006, 01:09 AM
You've changed halo alot, I rather dislike you now.

Halo_92
10-09-2006, 01:11 AM
You've changed halo alot, I rather dislike you now.


woah now I think you've changed all stuck up and whatnot.

St. Jimmy
10-09-2006, 05:45 AM
I actually like halo alot more now. He changed for the better.

Halo_92
10-09-2006, 01:57 PM
yeah well he is just being an a**.

Ghost11
10-09-2006, 01:58 PM
you're the a**.

Halo_92
10-09-2006, 02:23 PM
oh f**k you!

Samnmax221
10-09-2006, 02:27 PM
Whats all this gayness?

Halo_92
10-09-2006, 02:50 PM
lol

that b***h is whats up.

Das Mole
10-09-2006, 03:47 PM
geez you guys. this is more out of control than that other thread that i said was out of control a few weeks ago.

Samnmax221
10-09-2006, 03:49 PM
Make me a Sandwich

milo
10-09-2006, 07:17 PM
WHAT IS THIS FAGG0T-TREE?

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-09-2006, 07:31 PM
SUPERIOR
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2391/wutov6.jpg

Samnmax221
10-09-2006, 07:44 PM
I better not get a faggot sandwich

Poopdogjr
10-09-2006, 08:55 PM
Hmm, I wonder what kind of sandwich could be considered gay? PB&J?

Miss_Mayhem
10-10-2006, 01:36 AM
Oh Noes, do I see a flamewar hearkening upon thine ears in the hoizon, whatever the hell thine means? Peace, dammit! Peace! Dont make me smother you with intensive-carebearz! Let's all agree to disagree, kay?

Samnmax221
10-10-2006, 01:54 AM
Who wants to be the babies momma? Not Jmac he's too much of a slut.

milo
10-10-2006, 01:55 AM
Oh Noes, do I see a flamewar hearkening upon thine ears in the hoizon, whatever the hell thine means? Peace, dammit! Peace! Dont make me smother you with intensive-carebearz! Let's all agree to disagree, kay?
You know...looking at the conversation between Ghost and Halo, it almost seems like he made another account, then started a flame war with himself to get attention...

Samnmax221
10-10-2006, 01:59 AM
Windu6 is a slut too, he knows I can't resist snazzy colors.

Miss_Mayhem
10-10-2006, 01:59 AM
((gasp)) I shall dub thee, Sir Sherlock Holmes! ... even it turns out to not be true. But anyone who takes the time to conspire needs a wicked cool dubbing.

Halo_92
10-11-2006, 12:07 AM
You know...looking at the conversation between Ghost and Halo, it almost seems like he made another account, then started a flame war with himself to get attention...
No but That DOES sound like a good idea.

We were good friends back at my old fort.

Samnmax221
10-11-2006, 12:58 AM
SNAAZY COLORS!

Halo_92
10-11-2006, 01:13 PM
I am mad becuase of UFC

Samnmax221
10-11-2006, 03:44 PM
WTF it's snowing, sure none of it is sticking but its ****ing snowing!?!?

Ghost11
10-11-2006, 06:41 PM
I hate snow.

itchythesamurai
10-11-2006, 07:38 PM
If this is code for hating the white man, boy, do I agree with you. It's time he learned how it feels!

Samnmax221
10-11-2006, 07:44 PM
YAH DAARNAL IMMA CHAARGIN MAH LAZER!

Miss_Mayhem
10-11-2006, 09:55 PM
Stick it to the man! Cue the crunk/hippy-funk blend!

Das Mole
10-11-2006, 11:24 PM
i like crunk music.

ciara is pretty damn awesome. and supa sexxxii too. :naughty:

milo
10-12-2006, 12:52 AM
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get ****ed up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your **** rubbed
Get ****ed, get ****ed, get wasted, **** faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Davinq
10-12-2006, 01:10 AM
...And thou shalt not recite eminem, for that is a sin most evile...

milo
10-12-2006, 01:53 AM
...And thou shalt not recite eminem, for that is a sin most evile...
:elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:

Samnmax221
10-12-2006, 02:46 AM
MAARCEEEDEES NOOMBA OONE!

Davinq
10-13-2006, 01:33 AM
Aren't spider bites wierd? I just got this one on my elbow. I think I'm turning into a Spider-man! Seriously, I had the wierdest nightmare last night and today I feel so aware it's amazing. I can't wait until I start shooting web. Although instead of shooting from my wrists I'll shot from my elbow. :D

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-13-2006, 02:01 PM
enjoi ur aids

Halo_92
10-15-2006, 02:11 AM
ok I will.

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 02:16 AM
I'm commiting Hari-Kari on Stickam, who wants to get all excited and then let down when I don't follow through!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 02:18 AM
Umm hello. My Computer is saying I've posted on this thread...But I can't find my post ANYWHERE not even under my bed **starts crying with frustration**
Sorry I know it's a little random..but then, so am I.

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 02:20 AM
My water just broke.

Halo_92
10-15-2006, 02:30 AM
What Reunion?
There it is.

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 02:34 AM
I've got a baby half hanging out of me, does anybody have a garbage disposal?!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 02:39 AM
Thanks Halo, I knew you'd come good for me.

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 03:14 AM
Thanks Halo, I knew you'd come good for me.
:naughty: HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE

Lord Pancake
10-15-2006, 06:48 AM
Did you know that if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wounds. Native Americans believed it was the man's soul escaping from his body. ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?

Halo_92
10-16-2006, 01:59 PM
Steam rises from my crap when I crap on my neighbors lawn in the winter.

Poopdogjr
10-16-2006, 07:29 PM
I eat poop. Native americans think it's hawt when I do it.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 08:27 PM
You guys are wied

Davinq
10-16-2006, 11:49 PM
I do not like discussing anal excretions.

NEXT TOPIC.

Lions! Do you know why lions are the king of the jungle? Because they don't ask for what they want, they take it.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 02:05 AM
Hu..ha umm..ok...did you know that the person to live trough the most Redback bites had been biten 24times? well it's true.

St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 09:36 AM
Did you know lions are cooler than spiders?

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 01:57 PM
I'm better than all of you except from Ave, Smon, And Jimmy and possibly Milo and Double M.

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 02:37 PM
And sam and max and Jmac and FDC and davin.

TSR
10-17-2006, 05:19 PM
Do you realise you are the only one that thinks that? And that the only time you will ever be loved is when you are pushed into a cage of bonobos by your parents in a desperate attempt to get some form of grand2children/monkey/hybridbestial things? Go figure.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 05:21 PM
Chinaman moustache.

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2382/chinamanop5.jpg

Discuss.

TSR
10-17-2006, 05:25 PM
I WANT.

What i do find funny is that reverse role that's got going. A china-related product made in england. usually its the other way around... ;)

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 05:26 PM
me too.

DarthAve
10-17-2006, 06:15 PM
I must go on eBay and buy it.

Phantom of the Opera? HAWT or NAWT?

Voice-HAWT
Looks-NAWT.

Meh verdict=In the dark, hawt.

TSR
10-17-2006, 06:17 PM
woahhhhh... ungrounded already?!?1

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 06:55 PM
Who the f**k s**ted on my e-lawn?!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 07:13 PM
Goodbye all! Come on to my new thred to see what I mean

Miss_Mayhem
10-18-2006, 01:26 AM
There must be some structure! *cringes*

Oh well. Anyone wanna help me rob a bank? I just saw InsideMan and am now enticed.

milo
10-18-2006, 01:54 PM
Who the f**k s**ted on my e-lawn?!
I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. When in past tense, the word "****" turns into "shat".

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 02:18 PM
We have a goddamn racoon living under our shed so now the dog is afraid to go outside to take a dump.

Poopdogjr
10-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Deficating on one's lawn in a sign of respect and love. I do it on my neighbors yard all the time. He video tapes it and throws bagels at me, which I scurry over and eat still naked. He likes me. Alot.

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 11:16 PM
Ok, so now we've had St. Jimmies sisters friend and his sister. This is ****ed up.

90SK
10-19-2006, 12:07 AM
Lets just hope his parents don't decide to enter the frey.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 12:20 AM
I for one look forward to hitting on his grandmother.

St. Jimmy
10-19-2006, 02:05 AM
Ahh stop! Now I'm slightly more paranoid than before! *huddles in corner*

TSR
10-19-2006, 05:38 AM
I for one look forward to hitting on his grandmother.

One step ahead of ya ;)

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 04:47 PM
Are you smot yet?

TSR
10-20-2006, 05:55 PM
Muchly.

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 05:57 PM
I hate 94x Pure Rock, they keep playing crap.

TSR
10-20-2006, 06:12 PM
I lurrrrrrvvvveeeee Elle at work. She luuuuuurrrvvees me. We get fun in stock room.

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 06:15 PM
When I had a job I wouldn't have touched any of the girls I worked with. Although one of them grabbed me, she was kind of a whore.

TSR
10-21-2006, 01:46 AM
I work at a Strip club...? But why would we have a stock room if that was so...

*goes into thought*

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 02:20 AM
Maybe its a stockroom full of crack, or full of Rev. Sharpton?

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-21-2006, 03:21 AM
I work at a Strip club...? But why would we have a stock room if that was so...

*goes into thought*
For the buffet. I bet it's filled with buffalo wings and $12 Budweiser.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 03:35 PM
Buffalo wings! What about tomatos to throw at the fat ones?

Halo_92
11-05-2006, 05:44 PM
My thread gets just as much action as here


Woot party.

DarthAve
11-05-2006, 06:32 PM
party's a like, awesome!

TSR
11-05-2006, 06:36 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!

St. Jimmy
11-06-2006, 08:19 AM
Try reading the writing in TSR's sig. Ow my eyes!

TSR
11-06-2006, 10:02 AM
That better? ;)

St. Jimmy
11-06-2006, 06:59 PM
Yes, much. Thankyou.
In other related news: I went fishing with a bunch of under-twelve year-olds last night.

Samnmax221
11-06-2006, 07:06 PM
I changed my profile, now boobies are listed as my only hobby.

St. Jimmy
11-06-2006, 07:30 PM
He did too!

milo
11-20-2006, 10:52 PM
My power just went out.

Samnmax221
11-20-2006, 10:56 PM
Then how are you still here, laptop? Of course that should have taken your router out too.

Davinq
11-20-2006, 11:28 PM
Another old thread rejuvenated? Yay!

milo
11-21-2006, 12:21 AM
Then how are you still here, laptop? Of course that should have taken your router out too.
It was only out for a minute or two.

St. Jimmy
11-21-2006, 06:32 AM
I got drilled into the ground tonight by my staff sergeant(sp?) He is such a wanker.

Halo_92
11-21-2006, 01:54 PM
Dude thats hardcore, My dad just drilled one of his staff seargents(sp) over in the big I a coupla weeks ago.

EDIT: Oh and just for reference drilled means dominated. pummeled, etc. lol

Das Mole
11-21-2006, 06:40 PM
Dude thats hardcore

you mean...hXc!

St. Jimmy
11-21-2006, 08:50 PM
We have a passing out parade this Saturday. S/SGT is really pissed off (But what else is new) Everyone else is fine but he's being a real wanker about everything.

DarthAve
11-21-2006, 10:37 PM
YAY FOR THE CHOIR SHOW!! I got my vesat, and I looked hott, and I got lipstick on my teeth and freaked out, and I got a chocolate milk at the gas station afterwords, and I like applesauce, OH and hot choir kid was there and he was all hot.

Oh and hot gym guy took a peice of my pretzal at the bowling alley today.

Samnmax221
11-21-2006, 11:21 PM
I got drilled into the ground tonight by my staff sergeant(sp?) He is such a wanker.
Tell him to go and **** a dog. Thats how I behaved when I was in ROTC, of course thats also why I never got above Senior Chief.

Halo_92
11-21-2006, 11:24 PM
^ I lol'd.

itchythesamurai
11-21-2006, 11:48 PM
Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a furor!

Samnmax221
11-21-2006, 11:54 PM
It's spelled Fuhrer dip****.

St. Jimmy
11-21-2006, 11:55 PM
Tell him to go and **** a dog. Thats how I behaved when I was in ROTC, of course thats also why I never got above Senior Chief.
I'm getting promoted on Saturday. At the ceremony, I'm not supposed to know about it though. So, if I were to do that, Days before my promotion, it might blow my chances. And I'm guessing that once I'm a Corporal, he won't be yelling at me so much as he yells at the recruits and stuff. The funny thing is, He doesn't even use his rank properly. A S/SGT is supposed to work in the Q-store, he doesn't. He just wanders around yelling and thinking he's cool. He honestly has no clue how many people dislike him.

Miss_Mayhem
11-22-2006, 12:01 AM
Are you at some boarding school or something???

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-22-2006, 12:11 AM
It's spelled Fuhrer dip****.
SMOOTH MOVE DIP****. (http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=furor)

St. Jimmy
11-22-2006, 12:20 AM
Are you at some boarding school or something???
Nah, beleive it or not, I willingly subject myself to this.

Samnmax221
11-22-2006, 12:25 AM
SMOOTH MOVE DIP****. (http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=furor)
He meant in the fascist sense, it was a joke dip****.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-22-2006, 12:29 AM
Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a rage!
Yeah. That'll work.

Don't laugh at Eric, you don't want to send him into a fury!
So'll that.

itchythesamurai
11-22-2006, 01:27 AM
Man, are you guys going to put a moratorium on me making puns? That'd blow.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-22-2006, 01:36 AM
SHUT THE **** UP ITCHY THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.

KingCheez
11-22-2006, 02:08 AM
i'm 15 years old. i've been selling drugs in quantity for about 2 years now. its the first friday of the month, and i'm in pittsburgh for the 2600 meeting. my phone rings as the meeting is finishing up to tell me to go to the docks on the northshore and pick up a truck, deliver it to the boss, and go home.

about 8pm, i get off the bus at the docks and see the truck. fine. get in, and start driving to the, what is basically a compound, in SW PA. hidden in plain sight. everyone passes it goign to work if they are coming in from the ohio border, yet no one pays attention to it.

so i get in the truck, and get on the turnpike to go to the city of the "compound". (mafia den is what it amounts to). remember, i'm 15 years old. estimated cargo of the van: over 200lbs of cocaine, 500lbs of marijuana, and a few ki's of heroin. Box truck, like this

On the turnpike, in a box truck full of drugs, at night, underage, without a fake ID. yes, karma hates me. within 10 minutes, i get pulled over. and not by random state big, but by full blown Federal pig. yea, this will end well.

apparently, the boss had a snitch or two. the fed who pulled the truck over knew there was coke inside. lots of it, and of a high purity. lifts the back door, breaks into a box, and grabs a brick, hops back into his SUV and fking leaves. i'm about to fkin cut my throat, and the motherfker takes a brick of coke and leaves without so much as a "your lucky i'm a fiend" or anything.

what should have been a 45 minute ride turned in to an hour and a half due to that, but it was smooth sailing the rest of the ways. cops would see it, turn on their lights, then just stop. rather nice.

finally get back to the building to drop off the truck, and get yelled at, threatened, and beaten because it was short a kilo. when i informed them of the fed. this raises guns. due to my age, i was asked to leave IMMEDIATELY and was given a ride home.

on the next shipment i had to pick up (this happened at least once a month) there was NO involvement, but i had to have another person with me, who was armed. i also noticed a few people were no longer present in the organization after that night.

Call bull**** if you will, but this happened, and it happens a LOT more than most people realize.

Poopdogjr
11-22-2006, 02:42 AM
Who is this.............Uncle Leo?

itchythesamurai
11-22-2006, 02:45 AM
Cheez, did GTA lead you to a life of crime? You can tell us, we are your friends. We are here to help you.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-22-2006, 02:55 AM
YES HE'S HACKIN UR MYSPACE RITE NAO.

itchythesamurai
11-22-2006, 03:08 AM
No, if he hacks my MySpace, I might get kicked out Sam & Max's Top 24! We can't let Metallus steal my spot!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-22-2006, 03:13 AM
zOMG.

Halo_92
11-22-2006, 02:29 PM
I had a weird dream about pot and perverted monkeys.

Samnmax221
11-22-2006, 03:37 PM
No, if he hacks my MySpace, I might get kicked out Sam & Max's Top 24! We can't let Metallus steal my spot!
You just might get kicked if your avatar is a goatse.

Halo_92
11-22-2006, 05:50 PM
I feel like riding my bike into a tree.

DarthAve
11-22-2006, 08:04 PM
I feel like making out with hot gym guy. In the middle of gym class. Just cause that would be way hot.

KingCheez
11-22-2006, 08:36 PM
You never really understand the meaning of pac-man until you're underage driving at 1 AM with a broken tail light and revoked license plate trying to avoid the cops.

Psychochaos3
11-22-2006, 08:51 PM
You never really understand the meaning of pac-man until you're underage driving at 1 AM with a broken tail light and revoked license plate trying to avoid the cops.
You really start to understand it when you are in the situation above and then take a steroid.

I would like to be a race car passenger. Just be the guy who bugs the driver.
"Can I turn on the radio?"
"Why we gotta keep goin in circles."
"Man. You really like home depot."

If I ever leave, I wish to leave a picture of myself and you will all see the shocking thing about me.

itchythesamurai
11-22-2006, 08:56 PM
You just might get kicked if your avatar is a goatse.

I like how goatse is no longer a proper noun. I bet it's going to become a celebrity fad, like the "Got Milk?" ads. Maybe for a prostate health campaign.

St. Jimmy
11-22-2006, 11:00 PM
Call bull**** if you will,
Okay.

itchythesamurai
11-23-2006, 12:01 AM
Now you've gone and done it, Jimmy. Cheez is going to have to prove himself now and the body count is going to be staggering.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-23-2006, 12:19 AM
Luckily he failed the Fort save when I cast Mass Blindness/Deafness on him the other night so he should just swing his Bastard Sword +3 around aimlessly.

KingCheez
11-23-2006, 12:28 AM
stop geeking up the whole damn place

Samnmax221
11-23-2006, 12:34 AM
stop geeking up the whole damn place
stop fagging up the whole damn place.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-23-2006, 12:40 AM
stop fagging up the whole damn place.
(12:46:02 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:18 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: who the **** r u
(12:46:31 AM) jmac: a reliable source told me you're gay
(12:47:06 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: well with a name like jmac i would think the same about urself
(12:47:17 AM) jmac: look
(12:47:21 AM) jmac: it's 2006
(12:47:30 AM) jmac: you don't have to be ashamed
(12:47:50 AM) jmac: gays have rights now too
(12:48:21 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: do u think ur funny or something?
(12:48:25 AM) jmac: no
(12:48:29 AM) jmac: im just saying
(12:48:37 AM) jmac: dont do this to yourself
(12:48:53 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: yeah ur a dick u obviously know im not gay so **** off
(12:48:58 AM) jmac: holding your feelings inside will eat you up from the inside
(12:49:13 AM) jmac: your life will end up in shambles
(12:49:18 AM) jmac: you'll end up
(12:49:21 AM) jmac: ...
(12:49:31 AM) jmac: sitting behind a dumpster
(12:49:40 AM) jmac: giving handjobs for a fix
(12:49:54 AM) jmac: RELEASE YOUR EMOTIONS
(12:50:02 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: ur ****ed up up beyond ur moms pussy
(12:50:04 AM) jmac: OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
(12:50:11 AM) jmac: im a test tube baby
(12:50:11 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: Unable to send message: Not logged in


olololol

itchythesamurai
11-23-2006, 12:45 AM
Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-23-2006, 12:50 AM
Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work.
He hasn't been on since so yeah prolly.

KingCheez
11-23-2006, 01:18 AM
I'm kinda sad because he isn't you know on for me to talk to and get called fag by.

St. Jimmy
11-23-2006, 04:31 AM
My friend got the chance to get on to this guy's msn. He took it and told the other dude that he had lost one of his testicles in a tragic cricket ball accident. It was funny because, the other dude beleived him.

Halo_92
11-23-2006, 02:58 PM
An incident like that happened to me just a few weeks ago.

St. Jimmy
11-23-2006, 10:42 PM
Ah ha haaaaa...... nice.

KingCheez
11-23-2006, 11:00 PM
st. jimmy that was YOU!?

St. Jimmy
11-23-2006, 11:01 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I acually lol'd.

Das Mole
11-23-2006, 11:36 PM
well i have a story to tell.

one time i was driving along on the interstate, going into...THE CITY. aka chicago.

and then these gangstaz slam into the side of my car and pull me out. they're holding me at gunpoint and sh!t and then like out of nowhere this pigeon comes and just starts crapping all over them.

so they're shielding their eyes and i take the opportunity to run. on the way, i check inside their car and see tons of drugs. TONS of them.

i take the drugs and get back in my now-decimated vehicle, thinking "eh what the hell i'll sell them to someone at my skool l8er". yes i spelled the words like that during my thought process.

then the popo pull me over as i'm going down bryn mawr and i'm like dayyyyumm nukka and then they're like "you know your taillights are out" and i just said "no shytte dawg" and they were like "do we look like we give a fvck because we dont" so then i drove off and went home and then the local popo pull me over. and then they're like you have drugs and i was like well duh and then they took the drugs and sent me to jail.

well eventually i got someone to post my bail and then we stole the money back later through a long con and now i'm on the lam and wanted in 69 states.

what can i say, i have a crazy life.

that's why i spend time here in rd. takes my mind of the stress.

just thought i'd share with yall. :D <3

itchythesamurai
11-24-2006, 01:07 AM
See what kind of influence you've had on this community, Cheez? Mole needed a positive rolemodel to look up to!

St. Jimmy
11-24-2006, 03:13 AM
If I had a story, it would be better than both of theirs.

Halo_92
11-24-2006, 03:47 PM
This is my story,


While in Seattle, I was on the space needle, it was so high that I felt high and vomited seafood all over the crowd below. I got kicked out for a month.

The end

Miss_Mayhem
11-24-2006, 08:14 PM
This is MY story ...

I woke up and realized that life still continues. That squirrels havn't taken over the world. That I still have to attend that boring art class. That I didn't go lucid. That I'm still too skinny and short. That my cat is still dead. Then I go '...meh...' and life continued. And then I went to bed and everything that was written happens all over again when I wake up.

THE END!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-24-2006, 08:23 PM
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 08:38 PM
Here's a little story I wrote... It's called 'Avery's crack!fic about her interest!'

There once was a miss named Venetta. She had blue braids and is a superheroooooo!!! she can type in as much CAPSLOCKS! as she wants and her boyfriend has pimp wolverine hair, sweet cooking skillz, and wolverine claws that sprout from his fist and stab crackhead weatherladies with buck teeth and ginormous asses. They live in a city where people are always dying and angst poetry is being published by demonic emo children who blast their crappy Panic! at the Disco music. Venetta kills all the emo kids, and the land is ruled by Queen Ruth and King Nathanal, with the Princes Nate and David and Princess Claire.

Das Mole
11-25-2006, 11:01 PM
i still like mine the best.

itchythesamurai
11-25-2006, 11:05 PM
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)

milo
11-26-2006, 01:26 AM
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
I like the part where the guy gets his daughter to strip for him or something. 'Memba dat? Yeh...yeh dat wuz sum tight **** dawg.

Smon
11-26-2006, 01:46 AM
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan.

DarthAve
11-26-2006, 02:09 AM
OMG IT'S DARTH_AVE DAY!! ~noisemaker'd~

WEEEEEEEEE!!! Let's all sing together.

PARTICAL MAN! PARTICAL MAN! DOIN' THE THINGS A PARTICAL CAN!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 04:09 AM
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 04:34 AM
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 04:40 AM
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.
Only if you do it after he's had a really spicy burrito or something.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 04:43 AM
Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you?

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 04:51 AM
Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you?
Clerks was a good movie.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 04:53 AM
Zomg, how can you support Kevin Smith like that?! He blasphemed against Catholicism!

KingCheez
11-26-2006, 05:07 AM
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:08 AM
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.
Shut up. FAG.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 05:09 AM
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.

I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed.

KingCheez
11-26-2006, 05:12 AM
Shut up. FAG.
Shut up, you jew.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:14 AM
I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed.
Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:15 AM
Shut up, you jew.
Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED.

KingCheez
11-26-2006, 05:15 AM
Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED.

HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST

STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 05:16 AM
Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.

Hehe, somebody should set up Mephiskapheles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephiskapheles), since they aren't very good and all.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:17 AM
HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST

STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN
MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU?

I was thinking either that or

HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT



idk which one's funnier though.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 05:21 AM
MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU?

I was thinking either that or

HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT



idk which one's funnier though.

Survey says...option one!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:24 AM
Survey says...option one!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance.
no politickin' itt itchy.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 05:30 AM
But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through!

St. Jimmy
11-26-2006, 08:19 AM
My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan.
Job.

DarthAve
11-26-2006, 03:28 PM
i still like mine the best.
Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big

"Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers."

Miss_Mayhem
11-26-2006, 04:16 PM
You guys never cease to creep me out. On another note, Jmac now has the officially most Osakaish avatar of anyone here. And I applaud it.

Das Mole
11-26-2006, 05:04 PM
Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big

"Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers."

i don't watch that show. i saw like 5 minutes once and it was this episode where big is in the pool wearing a jockstrap. and then they make a bet to see if he can jog for 5 minutes straight and he only did 2 minutes.

and then i changed the channel.

now that's a good story. =)

Samnmax221
11-26-2006, 05:21 PM
But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through!
Just hate Putin, that satisfies everything without making an ass of yourself.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-26-2006, 05:33 PM
What did I say about politickin?

Miss_Mayhem
11-26-2006, 08:11 PM
We need a Political Rants thread, becuz it cheeses Jmac off, and becuz Samnmax is so straightminded about keeping the subject up.

...just 9 more posts...