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Miss_Mayhem
07-22-2006, 05:40 PM
*Bleep-Bloop* The vending machine is up and running and at your service!

Kay, I started this thread on Animegalleries where it got real popular and was fun, reaching 15 pages up till the site closed down (I think, I cant find the site anymore). Is it a game? An RPG? It's hard to describe but it's fun and will doubtlessly spin out of control and end up uber-random, which will still be tight. The vending machine is simple with only a few easy-to-follow rules, and for now lets try to concentrate on Psychonaut related stuff, even though the thread says videogames. The person before you will insert something into the vending machine (hypothetically) and you will tell them what they got in exchange (hypothetically), as well as inserting something of your own. Here's an example:

Randomdude1: *inserts plush Linda*

Randomdude2: You get a bomb *inserts crummy P-nauts slash*

Randomdude1: you get one of Vernons stories *inserts good p-nauts fanfic*

Randomdude2: etcetera ...

And so on and so forth. I will start it off: *inserts a lock of Sasha 9s hair (don't ask)*

DarthAve
07-22-2006, 05:46 PM
you get a friendship bracelet ~inserts g-man~

Miss_Mayhem
07-22-2006, 05:49 PM
You get the den-mother's corpse, yay! *Inserts one of Edgars paintings*

DarthAve
07-22-2006, 05:50 PM
You get a figment! ~insert's Elka's hair ribbon~

Miss_Mayhem
07-22-2006, 05:52 PM
You get a random badge, *inserts hairless bears' corpse, dont ask about that one either*

DarthAve
07-22-2006, 05:55 PM
you get Raz's goggle lens. ~inserts Elton's sailor hat~

Miss_Mayhem
07-22-2006, 05:58 PM
You get all of Elton! Oh, and the machine had to squeeze all the air ot of him to fit, so he's gonna need some air pumped into him *inserts a screaming Milka*

Mashi An'krekku
07-22-2006, 07:36 PM
You get Kitty's nail polish. *insert arrowhead*

Poopdogjr
07-23-2006, 01:14 AM
You get some mental cobwebs. Insert Dogen's tin-foil hat.

KingCheez
07-23-2006, 04:54 AM
You get your own brain-in-a-jar! *Insert live cougar*

Smon
07-23-2006, 05:07 AM
You get a not-live cougar! *inserts cheap useless plush doll*

KingCheez
07-23-2006, 05:11 AM
You get Poopdogjr's freaking awesome Razputin action figure. *inserts Smon*

Smon
07-23-2006, 05:13 AM
You get yourself, but from the future of about the end of this sentence. *inserts KingCheez*

Zetz Darke
07-23-2006, 08:31 AM
You get a pack of gum. *Inserts one of Fred's shoulder teacups*

Mashi An'krekku
07-23-2006, 12:24 PM
You get a cup of tea!

*insert Raz's shoe*

DarthAve
07-23-2006, 12:48 PM
You get a pokemon!

~inserts yoda t-shirt~

Mashi An'krekku
07-23-2006, 12:56 PM
You get a shaman stick!

*insert freshly-murdered Pokemon*

Miss_Mayhem
07-23-2006, 03:09 PM
You get Milka who i had inserted not too many posts ago! She will also need air pumped into her with a tire-pump though since squeezing her in meant I had to flatten her out *inserts the insanity of a manatee*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-23-2006, 04:19 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

DarthAve
07-23-2006, 04:53 PM
You get a 1972 Ford Pinto!

~inserts cheez whiz~

Miss_Mayhem
07-23-2006, 05:39 PM
You get a physical representation of you avvy, and it's mad ... enjoy! *Inserts my spare time*

Zetz Darke
07-23-2006, 07:26 PM
You get the rest of my spare time. *Inserts the pain and suffering of the homophobes who happen upon Psychonauts slash*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 12:36 AM
You get the greatest hits version of 'A True to Life Account of Adventure and Excitement', written by the famed and acclaimed author, Vernon Tripe...so sorry...I really am...*inserts snakes on a plane*

Smon
07-24-2006, 12:49 AM
You get MOTHA ****IN' SNAKES! *inserts Samuel Jackson*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 12:55 AM
You get to have super-sexy, silent , Splinter Cell Sam Fisher lurking through your shadows *Stuffs in whatever sanity I have left*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:00 AM
You get the luxury of a quick and painless death!
*snaps Mayhems neck, Fisher-style*
*inserts her corpse*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:05 AM
You get beat up by my avvy, Fuu from Sammy-Champ, revel in her ferocity, for she has a fearsome flying squirrel at her disposal! *inserts Homer Simpson's IQ-altering crayon*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:06 AM
Fuu is win.

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:12 AM
Samurai Champloo is cool, but please try to give and insert something if you are gonna post. Quick reminder. Person who posts after me, start fresh.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:14 AM
Fuu is win. *inserts lustful thoughts*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:17 AM
You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:18 AM
You get a Momo plushy, with complimentary rabies, fun! *inserts something useless that I should have thrown away but was too lazy to*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:20 AM
You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*
You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:24 AM
You get the deed to his creepy house on this creepy hill. Catch? it's haunted, and you must sleep inside a night to banish the ghouls and claim your prize *inserts a trainwreck*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:24 AM
You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*Doesn't matter *inserts http://m-w.com/dictionary/chastity%20belt *

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:27 AM
jmac, you have to tell the person before you what they recieved in exchange for what they had inserted. There, you'd just gotten an explanation *inserts Tim Shafer's next game*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:28 AM
@jmac
bah, they're for masturbation, too. *inserts some other definition that mentions that, but I'm too lazy to look it up*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:29 AM
Hey it's better than me de-railing the thread into some **** about gay cereal. *inserts mysterious object*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:32 AM
hehe...gay cereal...I remember that...

You get a time-machine! hey, wait! WHy did you get sumthing cool...I'll teach ya...*inserts bomb with 3 seconds left on timer*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:33 AM
hehe...gay cereal...I remember that...

You get a time-machine! hey, wait! WHy did you get sumthing cool...I'll teach ya...*inserts bomb with 3 seconds left on timer*You have much to learn grasshopper. *inserts remote detonating bomb*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:34 AM
You get a bad case of count choculitis. *inserts more spam*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:37 AM
You get a bad case of count choculitis. *inserts more spam*Spammer. *inserts temp b&*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:37 AM
Yayness, it's a hot-thread now. You get Spam...mmm...proccessed meats rolled into cocktail franks...mmm...*inserts pie, the vending machine is hungry*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:39 AM
excuse me but wtf r u talkin bout? *inserts post of hi qualitie*

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:42 AM
Spam, not the nasy pc stuff, but a brand of cocktail frankfurters. You get Raz's diary. So many secrets, so little time. *inserts something witty*

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:43 AM
Post count plus one. *inserts fruity (c wot i did thar) cereal*

milo
07-24-2006, 01:44 AM
You get.....more spam!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/spamanm.gif
*inserts stuff*

DarthAve
07-24-2006, 02:13 AM
you get crap. PIGION CRAP!

~inserts $1.75~

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 02:20 AM
you get crap. PIGION CRAP!

~inserts $1.75~
*dispenses beverage*

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 04:37 AM
*Insert toy rubber ducky*

Zetz Darke
07-24-2006, 08:30 AM
You get two dollars worth of coupons. *Inserts a pen with no ink.*

DarthAve
07-24-2006, 05:06 PM
you get a broken watch. ~inserts $2.75!~

Smon
07-24-2006, 05:19 PM
You get 2.75 in quarters! *inserts ink bottle*

Halo_92
07-24-2006, 10:12 PM
you get a ink covered halo92 doll *inserts a toy*

Mashi An'krekku
07-24-2006, 11:07 PM
You get...NOTHING! Gwahahahagh.

*insert blank CD-R*

milo
07-25-2006, 01:55 AM
You get a burned copy of an old air supply album.
>_>
<_<
*inserts pills*

pyrohappygirl
07-25-2006, 02:09 AM
you get drugs.

*insert Darth Ave*

Halo_92
07-25-2006, 01:22 PM
U get Darth Avenue.?(i guess) *inserts a blaster*

Halo_92
07-25-2006, 01:25 PM
U get Darth_ Ave's head! *inserts a blaster* (I want corn nuts, I want corn nuts!)

Halo_92
07-25-2006, 01:35 PM
U get Darth_ Ave's head! *inserts a blaster* (I want corn nuts, I want corn nuts!)

Mashi An'krekku
07-25-2006, 08:44 PM
You get whapped on the head for triple posting because there's a thing called "edit this" under your post and a tag that says "Don't give me corn nuts."

*insert mini maglite*

Halo_92
07-25-2006, 11:05 PM
You get whapped on the head for triple posting because there's a thing called "edit this" under your post and a tag that says "Don't give me corn nuts."

*insert mini maglite*


sorry my computer messed up and then stalled.


u get a cardboard mini-maglite *insrets a turky burger*

DarthAve
07-25-2006, 11:08 PM
You get a life renovation from the fab five!

~inserts battery~

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 02:26 AM
you get George Bush

*insert Johnny Depp*

St. Jimmy
07-26-2006, 04:32 AM
You get a Pirate hat! *inserts another vending machine*

Zetz Darke
07-26-2006, 08:44 AM
You get a gumball machine that dispenses stale gum. *Inserts her morning cup of coffee*

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 08:34 AM
You get a Charcoal finger! *inserts cat's tounge*

Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 02:36 PM
You get a lucky rabbits foot. *Inserts Pirates of The Caribbean 2.*

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 08:00 PM
You get Aztec gold! (except for the piece that the monkey stole!) *inserts air guitar*

Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 08:46 PM
You get invisible drum sticks! *Inserts cheap pair of 3D glasses*

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 08:51 PM
You get Sprayed with water! *inserts a dancing sheep*

DarthAve
07-27-2006, 08:53 PM
You get a lamb. A silent lamb.

~insets O'Riley Factor~

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 09:17 PM
You get a doctors diploma! *inserts used eraser*

DarthAve
07-27-2006, 09:21 PM
You get jell-o pudding.NO! Actually you get kodac film NO! Actually you get the new coke, it'll be around forever.

~inserts a sweater~

Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 10:23 PM
You get a mass of yarn. *Inserts an article about Lance Bass coming out of the closet*

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 04:38 AM
You get a digimon.

*Insert Mrs Oliver*

(Hahaha, YUSS!!! RID OF HER FOR GOOD!)

Smon
07-28-2006, 04:41 AM
You get Mrs. Oliver's evil clone! *inserts LivingMan Issue #1*

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 04:49 AM
You get Dr Loboto!!!

*insert Mrs Oliver's evil clone*

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 09:30 PM
You get a Banana bomb! *inserts a wheelchair*

Miss_Mayhem
07-29-2006, 01:19 AM
You get every car you've ever trashed in any open-world game such as the GTA series *inserts incriminating objects I must dispose of*

Smon
07-29-2006, 01:45 AM
You get a letter that says "You have just made your greatest mistake. Now insert $1,000,000 or I'll release these to the public-VGVM" *inserts Matt Stone*

Miss_Mayhem
07-29-2006, 01:52 AM
You get the truth behind all truths in your mail, but the MIB deletes that memory with a menacing, "You will never remember this if you dont want your head to explode from the sheer complexity of the twisting of your reality matrix", thus why you dont remember *inserts Waldo, hard to beleive I found him*

Smon
07-29-2006, 01:58 AM
You get that neato laser from that Star Trek episode that had a South Park episode based off of it. You know, the plane-arium one. *inserts Tenacious D*

St. Jimmy
07-29-2006, 06:25 AM
You get the best song in the world! *inserts the school of rock*

Smon
07-29-2006, 04:47 PM
You get Carmen San-Diego! *inserts demonic lemonade*

Zetz Darke
07-29-2006, 05:35 PM
You get a coke with lime. *Inserts bad RPG*

Halo_92
07-29-2006, 07:57 PM
You get A Rocket Propelled Grenade! *inserts a computer*

Miss_Mayhem
07-29-2006, 08:00 PM
You get cherry-flavored coke! Wait...it sux...eww *inserts Smon's grammer skillz*

Zetz Darke
07-29-2006, 08:24 PM
You get a brain tank. *Inserts leftovers*

Miss_Mayhem
07-29-2006, 10:57 PM
You get a Sephirothitis, the condition where angst overwhelms you and compels you to destroy the world with the aid of a huge-@$$ sword and a single wing *inserts something cool, funny, good, awesome, stupendous, wonderful, extreme and kick-@$$*

Hey..this is you 666th post!

Halo_92
07-29-2006, 11:02 PM
You get me! *inserts a dvd*

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 12:24 AM
Woah! 666 OOOooEEEEeeeOOooooOOo... umm.. anyway. You get a flamethrower! *inserts a Hummer*

Mashi An'krekku
07-30-2006, 01:38 AM
You get a Volkswagen Rabbit. *inserts something VIDEOGAME RELATED!*

Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2006, 01:42 AM
You get to feel the rath of Lili Zannoto *inserts the Anti-Tim, we gotsta to rid of him someway*

Mashi An'krekku
07-30-2006, 02:05 AM
Owowowowowowow! Okay, you get a DF yo-yo!

*insert SUPERMERRYGOROUNDPIZZEDOFF! Yes, that's game related. ARFENHOUSE!! ONE!! THE GAME!! FLASSH VERSHUN!!!1*

Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2006, 02:21 AM
You get Colbert's signature scent as seen on the Colbert Report (dont pronounce th T's, cuz -quoting Stephen Colbert-: "I'ts French B33@tch!") *inserts Stephen Jr.*

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 02:23 AM
You get your old Ave back! (I liked it.) *inserts new ave*

Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2006, 02:25 AM
Hmm...should I bring back Fuu in place of the Pennyarcade WOW elfgirl? You get a Raz plushy. Becuz I can. *inserts The Pain(tm)*

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 02:27 AM
You get a Freddie Murcury moustach.

~inserts macerena~

Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2006, 02:30 AM
blah-blahblah-blahdablablabablala...Blaaahhh MACARENA AAAIII!!! You get another dance fad *inserts my hopes and dreams*

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 02:36 AM
Yes, the old one was good. You get Dissapointed! *inserts goals and ambitions*

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 02:46 AM
You get a dancing sheep.

~Inserts Squidward~

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 02:50 AM
You get Patrick's rock house! *inserts a panda with an ovresized head*

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 02:51 AM
(his name is Bamboo) You get a 3 inch tall Sasha-esque man.

~inserts a vending machine(PARADOX!!)~

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 02:55 AM
You get a Huge afro wig! *inserts a number plate*

Zetz Darke
07-30-2006, 11:53 AM
You get a 1/300 scale version of the Psychonauts jet. *Inserts her fluffy red robe*

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 03:22 AM
You get a massive tattoo on your back! *inserts a cuddly teddy bear*

Zetz Darke
07-31-2006, 10:26 AM
You get a decapitated cuddly teddy bear. *Inserts a Stephen King novel*

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 07:06 PM
NNoooo!!!... (my teddy bear!) umm... You get a swimming pool's worth of water all dumped on your head at the same time! *inserts ladybug spots*

Zetz Darke
07-31-2006, 08:10 PM
You get a deed to an old graveyard. *inserts her salad*

Miss_Mayhem
07-31-2006, 08:29 PM
You get a dead Sim *inserts skill points*

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 09:08 PM
You get your sim to be a Daredevil! (mines almost a astronught!) *inserts my left hand*

Miss_Mayhem
08-01-2006, 09:12 PM
You get the AWESOMENESS of The Simpsons in a bottle. *Inserts thin air.*

Zetz Darke
08-01-2006, 09:23 PM
You get a Pepsi. *Inserts nail polish remover*

St. Jimmy
08-01-2006, 11:25 PM
You get a chance to hi jack a bus (the question is will you take it?) *inserts a heat wave in europe*

Mashi An'krekku
08-02-2006, 12:03 AM
You get a drum brush!

*insert Kid A in Alphabet Land*

St. Jimmy
08-02-2006, 01:12 AM
You get a plank! A PIRATES plank! *inserts heartgrenade*

Zetz Darke
08-02-2006, 10:05 AM
You get a candy bar laced with arsenic. *Inserts strange dreams from the night before*

Halo_92
08-02-2006, 11:59 AM
you get wondering why the heck anyone would want a dream? *inserts a Nuclear Warhead with postage saying Iran and the rest of thoes who support him*

Klia
08-02-2006, 01:24 PM
You get bitchslapped

(Iran is not a man)

*Inserts Hippie*

DarthAve
08-02-2006, 03:11 PM
You get a hat, with a feather in it.

~inserts a paperback copy of Hannibal~

St. Jimmy
08-03-2006, 12:49 AM
You get a Flagpole! *inserts a letterbomb*

pyrohappygirl
08-03-2006, 02:07 AM
You get whatsername, and the letterbomb, and novacaine.

*inserts JOS*

St. Jimmy
08-03-2006, 03:30 AM
You get to be King For A Day! *inserts an Eiffel Tower who critacizes our government*

DarthAve
08-03-2006, 03:50 AM
You get French people.

~inserts a cute flowery trenchcoat that's clearanced at target.~

pyrohappygirl
08-03-2006, 04:55 AM
You get Barbara, I mean, Phil.

*Insert a can of coke*

Zetz Darke
08-03-2006, 09:55 AM
You get an old fashioned coke. *Inserts confusion*

Halo_92
08-03-2006, 02:36 PM
u get my sis's brain *inserts a smilie*













~inserts a cute flowery trenchcoat that's clearanced at target.~

my mom works at target

Smon
08-03-2006, 05:42 PM
u get my sis's brain *inserts a smilie*
my mom works at target
You get Joel. "Your mom works at Target." *inserts a banana-nut muffin*

St. Jimmy
08-03-2006, 09:32 PM
You get 'another turning point, a fork stuck in the road'! *inserts some broken glass that goes bang bang*

Miss_Mayhem
08-04-2006, 10:18 PM
You get a dancing...snowman...bear...thing...? *inserts a dude getting electrocuted*

St. Jimmy
08-04-2006, 10:31 PM
You get G.I Joes and Pantyhose! *inserts a fight with the law (and the law won.)*

Zetz Darke
08-04-2006, 11:12 PM
You get a big batch of homemade cornbread. *Inserts Chinese food*

Miss_Mayhem
08-04-2006, 11:46 PM
You get a camping trip of doom! Enjoy *inserts a spotted squirrel thing*

zelda 41
08-05-2006, 09:34 AM
You get a spotted bear thing

*insurts Kathy Griffin*

DarthAve
08-05-2006, 12:20 PM
You get her evil chewing dog Pom-Pom.

~Inserts creepy Dale Jr. action figure.~

Zetz Darke
08-07-2006, 09:32 AM
You get a headless barbie doll. * inserts breakfast at Bob Evans.

Miss_Mayhem
08-07-2006, 04:36 PM
You get a never-ending paradox! *inserts something of adequate intelligence that is only mildly funny, hardly relevant, of minute importance and passing interest*

DarthAve
08-07-2006, 09:25 PM
You get a copy of Bergdorf Blondes

~inserts The Debutant Divorcee~

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 09:53 PM
You get a prosthetic head! *inserts an extroadinary girl*

Smon
08-07-2006, 09:57 PM
You get a semi-ordinary taco. *inserts the big bang*

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 10:04 PM
(*gasp* I LOVE taco's) You get Densentized! *inserts a Jingletown roadsign*

Smon
08-07-2006, 10:07 PM
You get a little birdhouse in your soul! *inserts Istanbul (not Constantinople)*

Mashi An'krekku
08-07-2006, 11:29 PM
You get "Titmonster Tentacle Rape...is that really their name?" "That's what it says on the paper, Tom!" "...That's TERRIBLE."

*insert Woogy*

St. Jimmy
08-08-2006, 11:00 PM
You get a Basket Case! *insets Paper work at the facility on East 12th St.*

DarthAve
08-08-2006, 11:11 PM
You get my neck. It's really sore and can't bend. Can we trade necks?

~inserts stuff~

St. Jimmy
08-08-2006, 11:28 PM
(We can always trade necks if that's what you want.) You get a liquid Dookie! *inserts tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial.*

Halo_92
08-09-2006, 01:04 PM
yeah umm you get that magic puff thingy on your sig *inserts a cigerrette*

zelda 41
08-09-2006, 01:10 PM
You get cancer

*inserts my dumb puppy Murhpy*

St. Jimmy
08-10-2006, 01:36 AM
(I love hearing what people think the thing in my sig is.) You get Cold turkey! *inserts crow. (cold turkey's getting stale)*

DarthAve
08-10-2006, 01:47 AM
you get Bucky Katt. He eats your monkey, jojo.

~inserts Get Fuzzy scratch-a-day calender~

St. Jimmy
08-10-2006, 03:22 AM
You get to live in the city of the damned! *inserts burned photographs*

Halo_92
08-15-2006, 08:36 PM
you get a webpage *inserts a diff smilie*

zelda 41
08-16-2006, 02:06 PM
You get the new season of Full House

*inserts a copy of Earthworm Jim*

St. Jimmy
08-17-2006, 04:32 AM
You get Dumped by Whatsername! *inserts dreams that I've crossed in the rain*

pyrohappygirl
08-18-2006, 02:09 AM
You get a ride from a random guy!

~inserts soda and ritalin~

DarthAve
08-18-2006, 02:33 AM
You get cocaine

~inserts LSD~

St. Jimmy
08-22-2006, 09:39 PM
You get a dominated love slave! *inserts an old man wearing womens shoes*