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Smon
07-24-2006, 12:48 AM
A forum game!

Basically the first person explains something and ends it with "but..." and the next person continues it with a twist and ends it with "but...", so on and so on.

Boyd had opened the asylum, and Raz finally gained entry, but...

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 12:58 AM
...He was assaulted by the crows. Raz finally got up cussing beneath his breath as he shot down the last of the crows and continued along the path BUT...

Lame... but thats all I had...

Gruducuuz
07-24-2006, 01:07 AM
Boyd started shoving Raz into his mouth and devouring him, but...

(Funny mental image...)

Smon
07-24-2006, 01:11 AM
...it was a horrible, horrible dream, but...

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:15 AM
A giant poison rat halted Raz in his tracks. The rat smiled cruelly and actually spoke, uttering some utterly dreadful words: "You wanna pass? You'se gotsta beat me at a dance-off!" Raz was about to protest but...

Smon
07-24-2006, 01:18 AM
...he was compelled, nay, forced by the music to dance! And was a glorious dance showdown it was, and Raz about to win, but...

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:21 AM
Raz cupped his face in his hands and fell to the floor, "My mind tells me to dance, my soul burns with the passion of this Cumbia, but my legs have failed me!" But ...

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:22 AM
HUGE ****ING MONKEY PEOPLE STARTED SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE! But...

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:25 AM
Tim Shafer yelled, "STOP! My vision is being sullied--" before he could finish, Godzilla knocks him down.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 01:28 AM
...but then Godzilla exploded which caused MINDFUX which in turn destoyed the universe.

Miss_Mayhem
07-24-2006, 01:30 AM
And the univers recreated itself in turn. So Raz started once more at the gate that Boyd had opened, "Deja-vu.." But...

milo
07-24-2006, 01:50 AM
His head 'sploded afore he could get there. But...

DarthAve
07-24-2006, 02:11 AM
it imploded, causing it to form again, however...

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-24-2006, 02:14 AM
So I hear General Mills is coming out with a new type of lesbian cereal.

milo
07-24-2006, 02:15 AM
Serious? Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy I'm excited.

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 04:17 AM
it imploded, causing it to form again, however...
HE WAS COMPELLED TO SING HSM WHICH CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE AGAIN WHEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY CURIOUSITY!!! It began to reform as Raz remarked,
"Wow. I must have amazing head regenerating powers!" but...

Smon
07-24-2006, 04:42 AM
...that guy from MIB showed up and said "O RLY? I'm the head regeneration champ I even beat Inspector Gadget!" but just then...

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 04:46 AM
Lili came and shot his in the balls. Raz cocked his head at her, before smiling and walking over to begin making out when all of a sudden...

itchythesamurai
07-24-2006, 05:02 AM
They all made peace and decided to have a nice sit down and eat this new-fangled lesbian cereal that's all the rage, but...

Smon
07-24-2006, 05:10 AM
...it ate them first, at least it was in the process of doing, when...

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 05:11 AM
Mikhail zoomed in with Maloof in the Coaches car! Everyone smiled evilly before setting Boyd on fire and getting into the asylum for real real, like not a dream real, and then they began to celebrate with heaps of chocolate cheese but...

itchythesamurai
07-24-2006, 05:18 AM
The chocolate cheese was actually brimming with laxatives, but(t)...

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 05:23 AM
Nobody cared! They all got high on the high amount of sugar in the cheese. Raz fell asleep and everyone stuck toothpicks in his hair. Lili starte to throw up and then Mikhail got a bucket for her to spew in but suddenly...

Smon
07-24-2006, 05:24 AM
...a movie trailer started! "In a world where one man must battle the oppresive forces of the doomed lands of Trikondria's warriors, the only one who can save them is you must watch this film or die trying to stop a madman who's only goal is total world conquest for adventure in a stunning film of epic porportions..." soon Raz realized it was caught in a feedback loop and would go on forever! Unless...

pyrohappygirl
07-24-2006, 05:29 AM
OLEANDER ARRIVED WITH A LARGE, DEAD, BLEEDING BUNNY! Suddenly, Raz turned around to see...

zelda 41
07-24-2006, 03:28 PM
when the bunny came alive and pulled a rifle out, shooting Raz but.....

pyrohappygirl
07-25-2006, 12:44 AM
Raz saw an undead chicken 'counting the sheep' with Rya! Raz screamed, alerting Lili and the others, before collapsing down dead. Lili began to mope, when abruptly...

KingCheez
07-25-2006, 09:14 PM
Pyramid Head killed them both, but at the last moment...

DarthAve
07-25-2006, 11:14 PM
someone hurled a 40 ounce at Raz's head. This person was...

Smon
07-26-2006, 12:11 AM
DR. MARIO. Raz had become a character in SSBB! Unfortunately...

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 12:33 AM
LILI HAD DIED TRYING TO STOP IT ALL FROM HAPPENING!!! When everything was beginning to look bleak, Sora from KH appeared and smote everyone except for the Psychonuats characters, who were surprised. Sasha, who had somehow been there, congratulated Sora, but not before...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 12:37 AM
Samnmax221 stumbles back into your midst and has the greatest urge to say something profane but...

KingCheez
07-26-2006, 12:41 AM
Pyramid Head killed him, and Sora too, because Kingdom Hearts sucks and Pyramid Head hates it, BUT OUT OF THE BLUE...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 12:44 AM
KingCheez is smitten by the God who doesn't exist, but...

KingCheez
07-26-2006, 12:49 AM
he comes back to life, under the same weird twist of fate that his friend Brian is alive without having a pulse, however...

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 12:52 AM
PHIL CAME TO TRY AND SAVE BS!!!

But, before he could...

St. Jimmy
07-26-2006, 04:39 AM
He was trapped by a thousand and two pencils! but then...

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 04:56 AM
Alice Fairley and Jo Duncan attacked everyone with magical bluebirds of death! Everyone thought the world was going to end when...

Smon
07-26-2006, 04:59 AM
They Might Be Giants showed up! "Alright, lets do this." then they started playing all of their greatest songs but nothing could stop the bluebirds. "THEY'RE... ARGH TOO POWERFUL!" then Freddie Mercury rose from the grave and summoned the rest of Queen using voodoo. "Then let us help." and they played music so awesome many people died. As well as several monkeys. However...

St. Jimmy
07-26-2006, 05:29 AM
Alas they too were not powerfull enough, so then Green Day and Dream theatre came in and finished off all the bluebirds.! but then came the chainsaw wielding monkeys and...

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 06:35 AM
THE PUSSYCAT DOLL COMMITED SUICIDE!!! Everyone was happy, and Green Day started to play Whatsername, but...

Gruducuuz
07-26-2006, 02:15 PM
...it was all a dream, but...

pyrohappygirl
07-26-2006, 04:12 PM
Lili was still dead. She suddenly floated in as a ghost, and everyone said...

Mashi An'krekku
07-26-2006, 04:43 PM
"WE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT, BUT WE WERE PROVED WRONG."
"Yaaaaaay," said Lili. "I can go see Rya!"
She floated away and THEN...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 04:46 PM
A monkey threw poop on her, but...

Mashi An'krekku
07-26-2006, 04:48 PM
She was a ghost so it didn't really phase her.
And then there was...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 04:51 PM
a ghost poop, but

Mashi An'krekku
07-26-2006, 04:53 PM
SamnMax221 became lame and died. FOREVER. And a day.
Then there was an explosion. Everyone turned their attention to the...

itchythesamurai
07-26-2006, 05:30 PM
...newly resurrected zombie Samnmax221 who was mumbling about fecal matter, but got distracted by...

DarthAve
07-26-2006, 05:34 PM
"HOLY CRAP A PANDA!" Yelled Lili
"That's just Bamboo." said Raz, HOWEVER...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Mashi An'krekku was run over by a pastry truck, Ray G. Jones comes by to respect (Ravage) the body, but...

itchythesamurai
07-26-2006, 05:43 PM
...he realizes that he almost forgot to put a large red clown nose on the corpse, and starts laughing at his forgetfulness. When out of the blue...

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 05:45 PM
Ted Kennedy comes along and bludgeons Ray with a big bottle o' shnaps, and adds some bunny ears to the corpse, but..

Mashi An'krekku
07-26-2006, 11:37 PM
She already had cat eats so it made her look ridiculous and retarded and retardediculous.

Then, Big Fat Guy came and crushed them all, except...

DarthAve
07-26-2006, 11:55 PM
Craig. Who stood with Rya on the wall, saying "Thanks magic whiteboard"

But then Rygar flew in and...

pyrohappygirl
07-27-2006, 01:54 AM
June decided to NOT be the lamp anymore. Everyone glared at her, and suddenly, out of the blue she...

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 08:40 AM
Wasn't there any more and they were all about to start a search party when...

itchythesamurai
07-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Some creepy middle-aged guy lured them all into the back of his van and shot them with tranquilizer darts, but little did he know that...

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 08:05 PM
In earlier defeating the bluebirds they had all gained the undying respect and loyaty of THE BADGERS!!!!! The Badgers were about to launch a full scale attack on the Creepy guy when...

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 02:21 AM
The illustrator had a heart attack and died. Everyone then...

Samnmax221
07-28-2006, 02:30 AM
should have faded away, but then Ray came back and vomitted all over the drawing board, thus restoring order, but...

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 04:03 AM
LEON FROM SOME FF GAME CAME AND KILLED THEM ALL!!! In a...

Gruducuuz
07-28-2006, 06:30 PM
LEON FROM SOME FF GAME CAME AND KILLED THEM ALL!!! But...


He got cancer and to save him, Enix had to stop making FF games, and so (mostly) everyone was happy, and they all got ice cream, and then they went to their respective houses and slept. and every thing was as if nothing had ever happened...

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 07:02 PM
BUT IT HAD!!! The g-men escaped from somewhere and came and...

Gruducuuz
07-29-2006, 12:50 PM
...giggled at some funny mental images they had...