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Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 03:54 PM
I've always really liked quotes. I used to collect my favorite quotes from books, video games, shows and movies. This thread is for posting some of your favorite quotes. They can be funny or serious and can be from anything you want. (Even from real people...whatever)

The universe doesn't much care if you tread on a butterfly. There are plenty more butterflies. Gods might note the fall of a sparrow but they don't make any effort to catch them.
-Terry Pratchett (Lords and Ladies)

All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
-Terry Pratchett (The Fifth Elephant)

Mashi An'krekku
07-27-2006, 04:14 PM
"Just a robot? I'll never really know what peace and joy are. All I have is precalculated responses and gestures...I'm such an idiot." ~Rya Botkins BS69 "Rya's Wedding"

*sniff*

Poopdogjr
07-27-2006, 04:18 PM
Hmmm. I have a couple I like.


"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. - Jack Handy


Hong Kong danger squad, You can’t escape da danger!
We from Hong Kong Connecticut. It faaaar east Connecticut. The danger capital of the world. You can’t escape the danger there very long.
-UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

Fire is HOT, how bout it!?!?
-UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

"Human's rule!!! Dolphins can suck it!!!!"
-UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE



"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
- Futurama


Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the universe.
Fry : So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibblonian: Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
- Futurama




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I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many more. I'll have to stagger them over a series of days as to not overload this place with awesomeness.

itchythesamurai
07-27-2006, 04:31 PM
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever." - 1984

"Voilΰ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta (film) I'm a sucker for alliterations.

Sam: Sometime we should sit down and have a spiritual discussion about the sanctity of life.
Max: BLAM! And then he was mucilage! Did you say something, Sam?
Sam: Forget it, little buddy.

KingCheez
07-27-2006, 04:36 PM
A LITTLE GIRL!!! RARRARAGHGHGH! GOD DAMNIT! COME ON BABY JESUS, I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW -Upright Citizens Brigade

DarthAve
07-27-2006, 05:23 PM
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be love loved in return.-Moulin Rouge!

Reporter: Would you like to give us a word or two?
Kitty Baxter: I'll give you three- GO TO HELL.- Chicago
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All the following are from Waiting for Guffman.

UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

Corky St. Clair: Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

Libby Mae Brown: I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.

Libby Mae Brown: [as "Ima"] I hear that French girls... are very pretty... that they wear the finest of clothes. I also hear that they are experts... in the ways of love.
Corky St. Clair: [as "Monty"] Ima... I'm going to fight for my country! To fight... and yes, perhaps die... so that young men from here to Timbuktu can feel the wind of freedom blowin' through their hairrrrr!

Dr. Pearl: I dream of Genie with the light brown hair. Floating like a vapor on the soft summer air. LOOK OUT! Campdown races sing this song doo da doo da...
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I freggin love Waiting for Guffman.

Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 08:21 PM
Chowder: I thought if I shot the heart it'd die.
Jenny: THAT isn't the heart.
Chowder: Then what is it?
Jenny: Well...if those are the teeth...and that's the tongue...then that must be the uvula.
Chowder: Oh...so it's a girl house.
Jenny: What? No! The uvula generates the gag reflex...everyone has one.
Chowder: (Looking creeped out) I don't.
-I just got back from Monster House in 3D.

--------------------Invader Zim-----------------------------

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there.

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!
Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

(WAY too many good quotes from that show)

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 09:29 PM
A problem correctly posed provides it's own solution. ~ Terry Pratchet (The last Hero.)

The Chosen One : Betty has gone too far. Killing is bad .... and ...wrong. there should be a new word for killing like... Badong! And I will stand for the opposite of badong... *actually tries to pronounce* G..nod.ab.

Dude #1. Where does it hurt?
Dude #2 Pretty much around the big bloody spot...

Captain Lorington: You are undoubtedly the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahh... but you have heard of me...

Psychochaos3
07-27-2006, 09:42 PM
From X-play,

Morgan: I wish I was a splinter cell. i would love to kill for my country!

Blair: Wow Morgan. That's oddly patriotic of you.

Morgan: Actually, Country wasn't really the key word in that sentence.

Blair: Oh. *short pause* Awwwwwkwaaard.

Zetz Darke
07-27-2006, 09:43 PM
St. Jimmy, you get cool points for quoting both Terry Pratchett and Pirates in the same post.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
-Terry Pratchett

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

DarthAve
07-27-2006, 10:08 PM
"Bum bum bum bum ba dum bum ba dum! I get my own theme song? Being on the dark side rox!"-iharthdarth

St. Jimmy
07-27-2006, 10:09 PM
Wish in one hand **** in the other and see which one gets filled first. Green Day.

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 06:34 AM
Look! Tis our noble king!- Francisco De Orellana, in a play I wrote when I was ten.

Thinky dance!- Alice Fairley.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE- Me

Off to smile sincerely at dogs- Zokhail, tower survivor.

My ENTIRE quotes page at fan fiction (dotnet)

Link here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1039434/

Also...

The only thing the bowl of petunias thought as it fell were- "Oh no. Not again,"- Hitchhiker's guide.

And the aptly named, 'sir not appearing in this film'- Monty python and the holy grail.

Here I am at the store. (Insert shopping sequence)- Bonus Stage 86.

I am the bacon man bring all the pork I can to all the little kids down the row. Clogging their arteries with all the MSG's so they'll all die at the age of eight- Bonus Stage 79.

OW! I Can see you were being literal. OW! Oh great, now I can't see color. OW! My name is Barbara- Bonus Stage 79.

Be careful of the vase.
What vase? Oh, this one.
(SMASH!)
No, that one.- Scary movie 3.

Yes, but why is the rum gone?- POTC=COTBP

Why is the rum always gone?- POTC=DMC

SHE'S HERE!!! HIDE THE RUM!!!- POTC=DMC

Look mommy, it's another horse!- Furcadia, my character's description.

I WANT TO BE A DUCK TOO!!!
Ok, Ebony officially wins the random contest- Furcadia, a random conversation.

If I was Emma, I would hate you.- Mrs Oliver

Smon
07-28-2006, 06:39 AM
"Lemons on the left side, demons on the right, never in the dark, never in the light."-Neil Cicierega

"Emmy, I'm not going to hit you with this hammer."
"...thanks!"
"*bonk* APRIL FOOLS."-Neil and Emmy

"Just usher that Diablo back, give him a guitar painted with a union jack!"-Lemon Demon

"Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Bunito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Capt. Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, and Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere, lightning fast, and the kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe!"-Trapezoid

elTee
07-28-2006, 12:59 PM
'Do you have any more complaints? Just make a list and we'll stick it on the porthole, okay?'

'Man, nothing is fυcked here...'
'Nothing is fυcked?! The Goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!'

And from the most-quotable movie of all time:

'This is special agent Johnson... no, the other one.'

'Those terrorists are gonna be pissing their pants right now!'
'The mayor's gonna have my ass...'

'Yee-ha! Just like fυckin' Saigon, eh slick?'
'I was in junior high, dickhead.'

'"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."'

DarthAve
07-28-2006, 02:05 PM
"Will you sing it again?"
"Um...no."
"You sound like my sister"
"That's because I AM!"
"No your not."
"I know, i just wanted to scare you. I scared myself a little with that." -Me and this one kid in my social studies class.

Zetz Darke
07-28-2006, 02:19 PM
FF7 Quotes
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"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the earth" -Vincent Valentine.

Barret: How much farther do these stairs go on?
Tifa: Why don't you ask them?
Barret: It's not one of them endless stairways or somethin', d'ya think?
Tifa: Of course not!!
Barret: Right... couldn't be that....Are we there yet?
Tifa: Not yet.
-Shinra Tower Stairwell, Final Fantasy VII

I know how hard it is being a leader. I've been
one. I always forget who has what materia.
-Cid, Final Fantasy VII

A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool.
-Reno, Final Fantasy VII

Mashi An'krekku
07-28-2006, 03:24 PM
CENTRAL: What do you want, eraser?
JACK: Please don't call me that.
CENTRAL: That's who you are. Your title, Wrath, Eraser. Erase sould from the populace of Earth. "Need, dream, find, taste, use, scar, ****, break" as the original reaper said of his position.
ME: NINE INCH NAILS REFERENCE!

milo
07-28-2006, 06:20 PM
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Mashi An'krekku
07-28-2006, 06:24 PM
Oooh. Contradictory.

http://www.micahwright.com/downloads/networkslam.mp3

pyrohappygirl
07-28-2006, 08:17 PM
Don't play with fire, play with Lili Zanotto- Mashi's current (*coughcough* EVIL!!) quote on her siggy.

SNEE!!!- Myself.

Smon
07-28-2006, 08:36 PM
"Smoooooooke, on the waaaaaaterrrr, dun, nun nun-ire in the skiiieee, duh nun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh..." -Me, playing Guitar Hero

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 10:37 PM
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! Vivian from 'The Young Ones'

I am bleeding and that makes me the victor!~ Wimp Lo from 'Kung Pow'

Smon
07-28-2006, 10:42 PM
"I rule baby!"
"And who do you rule? The large dark nipple people?"
-Wimp Lo and Chosen One from "Kung Pow"

"FRED FREDBURGER! Yes."-Fred Fredburger

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 10:51 PM
I rock. and roll. All day long. Sweet suzy... Wimp Lo

I also like all the narrator's comments

Smon
07-28-2006, 10:54 PM
"Chicken go 'cluck cluck' Cow go 'moo', everyone an animal how about you?"-Master from Kung Pow

"VOTE OR DIE MOTHA****A VOTE OR DIE! Vote now or I will stab you in the motha****in' eye."-South Park

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 10:59 PM
I am a good man who is happy ALL OF THE time... ... but first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Betty. Kung Pow.

Smon
07-28-2006, 11:06 PM
"My nipples look like milk duds!"-Wimp Lo

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 11:12 PM
Quick! I need gopher-chuks! The chosen one

Bana na na na Neo! Ba na na na na na na Sphorin! Master

he was my father all my life! Ling

DylanMay
07-28-2006, 11:13 PM
"Molon Labe."

Greek for "come and get me," first said by the Spartan general Leonidas to King Xerxes.

Btw, this is my first post. I just established what a geek I am, right? :D

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 11:17 PM
We're not gonna make it!
We'll make it.
We're not gonna make it!
We'll make it.
PULL UP! PULL UP!
*crash!*
You did that on purpose didn't you?
~Cortana and the Master chief~ HALO

Smon
07-28-2006, 11:17 PM
Yes you did. welcome aboard.

"I'm telling you, he's a slave laborer, always kidnapping children and forcing them to work on his ship and paying them with cereal, Cap'n Crunch is a cruel, cruel man."-Myself.

St. Jimmy
07-28-2006, 11:21 PM
I just wanna be the clown that smacks kids... Ahkmal on Thank God You're Here.

Smon
07-28-2006, 11:39 PM
"I'm tellin' ya, a six year old invented Fuddruckers."-Me

KingCheez
07-29-2006, 12:02 AM
"I was weak... that's why I needed you... I needed someone to punish me for my sins... but that's all over now. I know the truth. Now it's time to end this." James, Silent Hill 2

DarthAve
07-29-2006, 12:04 AM
ZOUNDS!! -Avery

DY-NO-MITE!!!-JJ, good times

milo
07-29-2006, 12:17 AM
I am bleeding and that makes me the victor!~ Wimp Lo from 'Kung Pow'
hehehe, I love anything with Steve Oedekerk.
"This is my nuts to fist technique!" - Wimp Lo

Smon
07-29-2006, 12:40 AM
"Hey, you gotta match?"
"Yeah, my butt and your... butt."
-Butt-head and his father

St. Jimmy
07-29-2006, 07:36 AM
"This is my nuts to fist technique!" - Wimp Lo
THAT'S THE LINE I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA thank you!

Zetz Darke
07-29-2006, 07:06 PM
One of lifes great truths is this; when one is about to be hit by a speeding 300 pound coke machine, one need worry about nothing else.
-Stephen King, The Tommyknockers

"I'm blind, bald, and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene."
-Jim Gaffigan

"You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither."
-Jim Gaffigan

I will tell you, that you Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop?! It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it!
-Lewis Black.

They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' ... well, then it's minus 3, *******! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!
-Lewis Black

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 01:27 AM
that is a nice boulder, I like that boulder.

Mashi An'krekku
07-30-2006, 01:58 AM
Housemaster: "LOL LEZ g0 2 HUHWAYEE!!!"
Dog: "WE CNA h00LA AND FYTE AGENZT DA TYDEE!!!!"
Woogy: "DUNT 4GETH 2 FLAAHP URARRMAZ"
*Housemaster flaps his right arm*
Good Kitty: "JO'Z HEER"


(You know what, this would be better if you guys just watched it. (http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen2))

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 02:01 AM
Everyone's so full of $#IT! Born and raised by hypocrites! ~Billie Joe Armstrong~

EXCELLENT!!!! ~Bill and Ted

Smon
07-30-2006, 02:25 AM
Snoogans.

Hell yeah.

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 03:26 AM
"Come on Eileine!"
"What are you talking about?"
"We were playing the song title game, remember?"
"Oh yeah."
"Wanna start again?"
"Ok...We will rock you!"
"Bohemian Rhapsody."
"...I lose."
-Me and my friend.

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 03:38 AM
Oi Sam check this out
Hey dip****!
*Thomas looks up*
Heh. Heh! He responds to dip****!
~Me showing Sam how stupid Tom is~

St. Jimmy
07-30-2006, 03:46 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Iknowit'sadoublepostbutI'mtooexcitedtoevenusespaci ngletaloneeditthelastpost

I feel like mould It's prom night and i am all a Lo and behold She's walking over to my lip starts to quake my hand starts to shake. How does she know who i am? And why does she give a damn about.. Girl: I've got to tickets to Iron Maiden baby, come with me Friday don't say maybe I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag baby, Like you. ooooohhhooOOHhhHH..... ~Wheatus~ (one of the best songs in the world) Teenage Dirtbag! YAY!!!!!

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 03:48 AM
"..Coke has 50 mgs of sodium...DAMN!"
-self

"OMFG! Now I have 2 pimp cups!"
-also self.

Zetz Darke
07-30-2006, 01:16 PM
Terry Pratchett Quotes

"And I promise you this," he shouted, "if we succeed, no-one will remember. And if we fail, no-one will forget!"
-Carrot (Jingo)

"But they start off knowing they're not going to win."
"So do I."
"Oh, no, you surely ----"
"I meant that I start off knowing they're not goin' to win, too," said Granny witheringly.
-Letice and Granny Weatherwax (The Sea and Little Fishes)

"It killed Old Vincent the Ripper," said Boy Willie. "He choked to death on a concubine."
There was no sound but the hiss of snow in the fire and a number of people thinking fast. "I think you mean cucumber," said the bard.
-The Last Hero

"We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?"
"Why?"
"It saves time."
-The Last Continent

DarthAve
07-30-2006, 03:40 PM
"Yo Ave"
"What now?"
"I wanted to ask you somthing."
"Is it a favor?"
"No"
"Than what?"
"What's the best song ever."
"Bohemian rhapsody."
"why"
"Don't question Queen, Emma. Learn that lesson well."
-Me and my friend Emma.

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 04:19 AM
The future just 'aint what it used to be... ~Billie Joe Armstrong~ (again)

Smon
07-31-2006, 04:42 AM
"..but before the robots take over we'll have bar codes on our hands used to keep track of currency instead of carrying it around."
"...MADNESS."
-Smon and his barber

DarthAve
07-31-2006, 05:57 AM
"On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I muss confess to you:I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife."-Hannibal Lector, Hannibal

Smon
07-31-2006, 06:45 AM
"Ha ha! ...dangly parts." -Phil Ken Sebben

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 07:25 AM
Well, He's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting it done. He asked for a thirteen BUT THEY DREW A THIRTYONE! ~The Offspring~ Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

Smon
07-31-2006, 07:27 AM
Well, He's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting itink done. He asked for a thirteen BUT THEY DREW A THIRTYONE! ~The Offspring~ Pretty Fly (for a white guy)
"Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****!
Good God, God lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me.(scat)

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother****er compadre aaaaah!
All right!
All right!"-Jack Black, Tenacious D, Tribute, 42

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 07:32 AM
Smon, you missed the best part! It goes like this...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. awhipCRACK with his whippy tail and the beast was done. He asked us (snort) be ye angels and we said Nay! WE ARE BUT MEN! rock! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh etc, etc.

Zetz Darke
07-31-2006, 11:20 AM
Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
-Shrek 2

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
-Shrek 2

Young Ed Bloom: There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger then the other fish. They're just touched by something extra.
-Big Fish

Will Bloom: In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is.
-Big Fish

Senior Ed Bloom: They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.
-Big Fish

Cleveland Heep: H-how was your movie?
Harry Farber: It sucked.
Cleveland Heep: Oh..
Harry Farber: Just another piece of crap movie in which the two protagonists finally confess their feelings for each other in an ending scene outside during a thunderstorm. Why is it that people in movies like to stand around and talk in the rain?
-Lady In The Water (At the end of Lady In The Water everyone stands out in the rain while Story's leaving. I don't care what people say about M. Night Shyamalan, I think he's freakin brilliant)

DarthAve
07-31-2006, 04:34 PM
Me-I so have more street cred than you.
Chase-Nu-huh.
Me-FINE! We'll have a dance off. but where....
Chase-We'll have it on a disco floor.
Chase-and I'll wear platform shoes.
Me-Great, now I can imagine you with an afro.
Chase-lol.
-Best IMversation ever. If we did deeper, we begin discussing kool-aid.

Mashi An'krekku
07-31-2006, 04:46 PM
DEETEE: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T-SAINT: You fail, you die!
DONNER: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
BOOGA: That's not in the plan.
DEETEE, T-SAINT and DONNER: Why not?

BOOGA: I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status. [Looks down his mutant body] Ehh... sort of.

KESSLEE: Eight, Eight, the burning eight. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.
TANK GIRL: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry **** continues just shoot me now please.

[Tank and Jet are high off noxious gases.]
T-SAINT: How much did they pay you to spy on us?
TANK GIRL: [goofily] Two dollars and fifteen cents!

TANK GIRL: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

[All from the movie Tank Girl (http://imdb.com/title/tt0114614/).]

Zetz Darke
07-31-2006, 09:27 PM
Irwin's dad: Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with. But we've managed to make it work all these years leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
Billy: Yeah, but how did you and Irwin's mom...?
Irwin's dad: Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
-The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy

Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
-Invader Zim

[Rocko, Heffer and Filburt are about to be hit with bowling balls by the Schitzel Cult]
Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us!
Schnitzel Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so in the Great Book of Bratwurst.
[reads]
Schnitzel Cult Leader: "And if there is one among you who does not follow the ways of the Schnitzel, let that one go, and do not throw bowling balls at them."
Rocko: You see? It says let us go.
Schnitzel Cult Leader: It's a matter of interpretation.
-Rockos Modern Life

Smon
07-31-2006, 09:56 PM
"I AM THE CHEESE, I AM BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS COMBINED."-Cheese, from a very special episode of Rocko's Modern Life

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 10:05 PM
Oh no! the car has a mind of it's own! Eveerything has a mind of it's own! ~Rocko~ Rocko's modern life.

Poopdogjr
07-31-2006, 11:55 PM
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Fry : Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Dr. Zoidberg : [calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.



Dr. Zoidberg : For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.





Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?




Fry : Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg : Ask her to mate with me.
Fry : No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg : But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry : Well, tell her that. And then what?
Dr. Zoidberg : Then mating.
Fry : No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[Dr. Zoidberg raises his hand]
Fry : Yes?
Dr. Zoidberg : Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry : Ugh, you're not even trying.
Dr. Zoidberg : Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.

-FUTURAMA

DarthAve
07-31-2006, 11:57 PM
ZOIDBURG!!!!

St. Jimmy
07-31-2006, 11:59 PM
The plan basically, Is to pave over the area and move on with our lives. New reporter. ~FUTURAMA~

DarthAve
08-01-2006, 03:29 AM
"You know. It's really, really bad feng shui to have fake flowers in your house." -Malan Breton

"Malan Breton from Taiwan, who eats flan as he twirls his baton. He makes me wanna buy a pair of reading glasses to wear while I'm perusing the Sunday Times and sipping General Foods International instant coffee drink."-fourfour

St. Jimmy
08-04-2006, 05:31 AM
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees. ~Peter Garret~ Midnight Oil

cara
08-04-2006, 06:14 AM
from "Pixie" [song] by Ani DiFranco:

"Maybe you don't like your job. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. Well, nobody likes their job. Nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but, you know, there's no escape, and there's no excuse. So just suck up and be nice."

by Nietzche:

"What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil."

and my favorite Psychonauts quote by Coach Oleander: "Who's Coach's little piggy?"

(ME! ME!)

Smon
08-04-2006, 06:46 AM
"...by offering to be Coach's little piggy Cara just scared the hell out of me."-Myself

St. Jimmy
08-04-2006, 11:46 PM
French dude: "Is this the line for fighting?"
Other dude: :"No. This is the line for CHUTNEY!!!"
Voice over: "This is a song it's a song about Chutney. Chutney Chutney Chutney Chutney. Chutney is a tasty (something) you can have it with your (something something) or with your (something) Chutney. Chutney. If you know the words you can sing along with me! (repeat)
www.weeblesstuff.com
It's called Chutney...

Zetz Darke
08-05-2006, 12:09 AM
The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.
-Wyrd Sisters

The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.
-Eric

'I think, if you want thousands, you've got to fight for one.'
-Small Gods

Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!
BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
-Maskerade.

'It's still a lie. Like the lie about masks.'
'What lie about masks?'
'The way people say they hide faces.'
'They do hide faces,' said Nanny Ogg.
'Only the one on the outside.'
-Maskerade

People who would not believe a High Priest if he said the sky was blue, and was able to produce signed affidavits to this effect from his white-haired old mother and three Vestal virgins, would trust just about anything whispered darkly behind their hand by a complete stranger.
-Maskerade

pyrohappygirl
08-05-2006, 11:34 PM
"Holy s***" - Reno and Rude, english subtitles for FFVIIAC.

"Ohoho!" - A random guy who I don't know the name of, FFVIIAC- ROFFVII

"I'm a dinosaur. Rahr!" My friend LE.

"Touctouchtouchtouchtouch..." Joel, BS.

"Now, I know it SEEMS bad, but it feels good, doesn't it?" Scary health video, and my friend Jo.

"Poking people is fun," Me

"EMMA!!!" Me.

"Carrots or chips. I think I'll choose..."
"Chips?"
"Well duh," -My friends LE and Jo, and me.

"Jt and Chops. Perhaps the only gay couple I'll get away with," -Me, on why I chose to write JT/Chops fan fiction.

"I MISS SPARKIE. AND LISTENING TO DEPRESSING MUSIC DOESN'T HELP," -My LJ.

DarthAve
08-06-2006, 02:28 AM
"I'm gonna commmit a genocide!"-Rygar

"Pringles! Now with...VIOLENCE!"-Random person

Smon
08-06-2006, 02:55 AM
"On the last episode of Hyperboy... violence! Humor! Betrayal! Drama! GIRAFFES!"-Hyperboy

St. Jimmy
08-06-2006, 10:39 AM
Quin: Do you realize what the fashion club would say if they knew I was eating Bulk food?
Daria: Or eating at all for that matter.

Klia
08-06-2006, 12:02 PM
A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
-Patton an American General during WW2

Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains save both
-Rommel, Patton's opposing General

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

-Napolean Bonaparte, one of the most famous french generals.

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 01:44 AM
Gotta make a plan gotta do what's right.
Can't run around in circles if you wanna build a life.
But I don't wanna make a plan for a day far away.
While I'm young and while I'm able all I wanna do is...

Mike Dirnt. J.A.R.

Smon
08-07-2006, 01:54 AM
"THAT'S AMERICA BITCH."-Carlos Mencia

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 02:17 AM
One of my favorite 'cheesy lines comes from the game C&C Renagade.

General Locke: Havoc, There won't be any conflict of intrest will there?
Havoc: Conflict of intrest? Nah, I got INTREST in CONFLICT!

Man, it's lame. but It's fun to say aloud in a macho voice.

DarthAve
08-07-2006, 03:29 AM
Wish in one hand **** in the other and see which one gets filled first. Green Day.
They so stole that from Hannibal. I'll have to find where Clarice said that. I'll edit in a few.

edit-found it.

"Wish in one handand s**t in the other one and see which one gets full the first."-Clarice Starling. Pg. 507, chap. 95

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 05:02 AM
Maybe they did, maybe they did. But they put it to music and let the whole world know about it, spreading the Hannibal-ness. Then again they may not have and it could just be a coincidence, It definately sounds like something Billie Joe or Tre Cool would write...

Smon
08-07-2006, 05:12 AM
Maybe they did, maybe they did. But they put it to music and let the whole world know about it, spreading the Hannibal-ness. Then again they may not have and it could just be a coincidence, It definately sounds like something Billie Joe or Tre Cool would write...
This belongs in the rant thread but...

I hate it when someone blatantly steals something and then says "No, it's okay because if anyone asks it's a tribute..."

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 05:18 AM
Hah! well there's allways the chance it is actually a tribute!

Smon
08-07-2006, 05:26 AM
Yeah, but the term is used so much it's hard to tell...

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 05:31 AM
True, true... and then there's the ultimate trbute of all time TRIBUTE!!!!!!! but that's already come up several times on this thread so a new quote is in order!

"Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee..." You all know you should all love him. It's my man, Mohammed Ali!

DarthAve
08-07-2006, 10:21 PM
It it was a tribute, was the name Clarice mentioned in the song?

didn't think so. Thomas Harris wins. Green Day loses.

St. Jimmy
08-07-2006, 10:56 PM
I've done a tribute to many things without mentioning thier names. Allmost like an in-joke for those who know. One of the reasons for MY NAME is a tribute. You don't hear Green Day in-between St. and Jimmy...