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TruYuri
07-31-2006, 04:03 AM
What would be your favorite lines from the game. I have a few.

When Scorch is slicing a terminal. (for those who havent heard it he actually does say it.)

"No terminal can get by my ultimate haxor skills" or something very, very similar. and yes, he actually says "Haxor"

Scorch, Geonosian birthing chamber

"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother!"

Delta 38, Advisor, Scorch, and Sev: Elevator to final area with turrets.

" Advisor: ...and take out those turrets! Out.
(a few moments later)
Advisor: Get on it Deltas!!!
Scorch: Why aren't we moving?
Boss: Sev, the button?
Sev: O yea... turns around and activates elevator)

RC-1162
07-31-2006, 05:04 AM
^^
ROFL! :lol:

i heard Scorch shout this out once, hilarious :D :

"Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"

Niner_777
07-31-2006, 10:33 AM
This link has lots of funny quotes. (http://www.clonecommandos.net/commandos/quotes/index.php)

Delta_62
08-03-2006, 09:46 PM
Scorch: Rule 23: Never pull sentry duty on an empty stomach.

Scorch: Six-Two here. I think I've reached the coolant intake valve. ... No, wait, it's an exhaust port.
Fixer: Six-Two, could you can the chatter until you've got something useful to say?

Sev: Damn! I don't believe it!
Scorch: What's wrong, Sev?
Sev: I lost count of my kills!
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These are just a couple of my favorite lines. I swear I laugh almost the entire time I'm playing, though

Halo_92
08-03-2006, 10:50 PM
"Who ever put this Bacta dispenser here.......should get a medal."-scorch

Vilyanar
08-06-2006, 09:48 AM
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. Yeah, well. Times have changed." Delta 38 after finding the light saber.

Niner_777
08-09-2006, 10:38 AM
Here are a couple:

Clone Advisor: You'll have to make your way through the nursery facilities of the citadel.
Scorch: Oh -- is that where they keep the baby Wookiees?
Clone Advisor: Negative. Baby wroshyr trees. This is the Wookiees' garden.
Scorch: Well, the garden's got a pest problem: Trandoshans.
Sev: You would prefer baby Wookiees?
Scorch: Not really. Too cute.

Sev: Does anyone else find this planet a little... strange? ... That's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator, in the middle of a TREE. Strange.
Scorch: Sev, when this is over, I'm gonna make sure you get some R&R

Fixer: Looks like a textbook perimeter defense of a Trando camp.
Scorch: Either that or the Wookiees have taken up landscaping.

Scorch: Why don't we just fly out of here?
RAS Ship Computer: Engines offline.
Scorch: Figures.

Sev: I think ...I see it. A Trade Federation Battleship.
Scorch: Not even you can see into hyperspace, Sev.

Clone Trooper: Ah, one of the deluxe models. Come to save us with your 'superior' training?
Boss: This 'deluxe model' is the only thing standing between you and a bloody death, so you'd best be showing some respect, trooper.

Scorch:No terminal can match my l33t hax0r skillz!

Scorch:[after killing a Geonosian] Hey, Sev, this one looks like your mother.

Scorch:That was for Delta 23! ...or was that 32?

Dang, they're all funny. Those were just a couple from the site mentioned above.

RC-1162
08-09-2006, 01:29 PM
lol, scorch really did say "leet haxor"?

Niner_777
08-09-2006, 01:36 PM
That's what it said at the site.

Here's a link to Scorch's quotes. (http://www.clonecommandos.net/commandos/profiles/rc1262.php)

They're all funny.

Vilyanar
08-12-2006, 09:43 AM
Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... makes me feel alive.
Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.

LOL


Fixer: Another hangar?
Scorch: What can you say? Wookiees like hangars.

:lol:

TruYuri
08-12-2006, 10:15 PM
Scorch: Why don't we just fly out of here?
RAS Ship Computer: Engines offline.
Scorch: Figures.

L.O.L. I LOVE that one! i cant believe i forgot it!

Cheech Marin
08-12-2006, 10:34 PM
I think Scorch was originally meant to say something like: "Easier than a drunk Twi'lek." However, it was cut from the game. The text files for the subtitles are still there, I think.

I guess ole' Walon Vau was teaching the Deltas more than just military tactics. :tsk:

Niner_777
08-13-2006, 06:51 PM
Well, they've got to be prepared for anything, you know, lol.

Vilyanar
08-23-2006, 04:55 AM
Two words: Shore Leave LOL

Rc-1207"Sev"
08-24-2006, 10:24 PM
^^
ROFL! :lol:

i heard Scorch shout this out once, hilarious :D :

"Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"
Then Sev says More than you wise guy also
Rule 17:make sure ther dead
and hold on to your guts boss while i rip out theirs

RC-boxeth
07-24-2007, 04:30 PM
my fav from the book - "Dar, it's one thing for the enemy to see us coming. Its another thing entirely for them to do anything about it"- Atin :blast5:

Shadow Talon
07-24-2007, 07:32 PM
Scorch: This place gives me the creeps.
Sev: Everything gives you the creeps.

shadowtrooper69
07-25-2007, 07:57 AM
Scorch on demolition pack

scorch: "ok so was it red green red, or red green green?"
sev: "and hes our demolition expert!"

shadowtrooper69
07-25-2007, 08:00 AM
Scorch on demolition pack

scorch: "ok so was it red green red, or red green green?"
sev: "and hes our demolitions expert!"
lol

oh crap sry i went to edit and it created another post.

Obss Damell
08-17-2007, 10:11 AM
62:"sir, are you sure we were cloned in the same vat?''

*kills a trando*
07: "you are dead"

advisor:"Hold on deltas, there's something big coming your way"
62:"I hope it's not a spider droid"
07:"Guess what; it's a spider droid"

62: "Man, this place gives me the creeps."
07: "Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium... makes me feel alive."
62: "Okay, now 07's giving me the creeps"

*explosion*
07:"Boom"

*explosion*
07:"Pretty"

07:"It's a Droid dispenser!"
62:"Bloody perfect!"

*trando flies in the air because backpack is shot*
62:"Wheeeeee"

*trando flies in the air because backpack is shot*
62:"Look, fireworks!"

*trando flies in the air because backpack is shot*
62:"I didnt know trandosians vould fly"

*trando flies in the air because backpack is shot*
07:"Flying is easy, landing is hard"

*kills a trando*
07:"I can do this all day"

38:"discontinue demolition"
62:"Boss, you're no fun anymore..."

07:"Setting charge"
62:"Sev, try not to blow us up this time"

Shadow Talon
08-19-2007, 03:08 PM
Boss: You lizards need to learn that I'm a lot scaryer that than you are.

Arch_Nemesis
08-27-2007, 10:02 AM
My favorite lines are the one in my sig

Davinq
08-30-2007, 07:50 PM
The best line IMO is said in the mission Infiltrate the Core Ship, in the area where you pick up the Anti-Armor, and it goes like this:

62: Boss, it looks like we're gonna have to blow through that rock wall over there. And I'm not just saying that because I love to blow stuff up.

07: Yes you are.

Shadow Talon
08-30-2007, 08:02 PM
Lol. So darn true.

RC-1140
08-31-2007, 05:43 PM
Fixer: Blast! Get that Wookiee out of the fire area!
Scorch: Okay, YOU tell him to retreat, Fixer.
Fixer: Er... Negative on that.

Rule 45: Any crash you can walk away from is a good one-Scorch

Shadow Talon
09-03-2007, 01:08 PM
Boss: Blast! (trando berserker jumps in his face and then he kills it)
Fixer: Whats that sir?!
Boss: Err.. Nothing some comm interferences

Mandalorian01
07-29-2008, 05:48 AM
My favoriate quots are.
Scorch: [after killing a Geonosian] Hey, Sev, this one looks like your mother.
Ordo: [thinking] I know at least ten ways to kill you without a weapon, lizard. I'd like to try them all.
Sev: A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two separate levels of zoom: up-close-and-personal and hello-you're-dead.
Sev: Damn! I don't believe it!
Scorch: What's wrong, Sev?
Sev: I lost count of my kills!
Boss: You lizards need to learn that I'm a lot scarier than you are!

Sev_vode an
08-09-2008, 08:12 PM
These are few i like

Sev Quotes:
Just point me at the enemy, and stay outta my way.

I love that crunchy sound when they die.

Come out, come out so I can kill you all.

Back to the scrap heap, clanker!

38, contact command and ask them when I get to kill something.

Boss, hold on to your guts while I rip out theirs.

Good. More bugs, more kills.

NO one steals a ship from the Republic while we're around.

Here's hoping they don't surrender…

That Merc couldn't hit the broadside of an assault ship.

Scorch Quotes:
Remind me to leave the ship before we destroy it, next time.

[when Boss blows himself up] Maybe 38's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Now I've got bug juice all over my boots.

I wonder what the weather's like on Kamino right now.

If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?

Sev, that corpse give you a nasty look?

I think Sev might have an anger problem.

Boss Quotes:
Mynocks in the torpedo bay. Our ship thieves could stand to learn something about Republic discipline.

[comes across a lightsaber] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!

RC-1183
08-11-2008, 04:38 PM
my favorite quotes are
Fi and Darman talking as they fall
Fi: "Look, Ma, No hands"
Dar: "You havent got a Ma"
Fi: "Maybe a nice old lady will adopt me, im very lovable"


Darman talking to Fi in (who is unconsice in bacta)
Dar: "Your going to be ok, ner vod. Better hurry back cause Corr's taking your place, and you dont want him taking all the girls do you?"

Delta and Jusik questioning a Twi'lek

Boss: "..... you want to give us the location of that barge... or should i have my collegue ask you indicating to Sev cracking his nuckles making them pop alarmingly loudly"?
Sev: "Hi"....

Jurrassco
08-30-2008, 03:14 PM
my fave Boss quotes:
'Anti Armour: Perfect against armoured droids, fortified vehicles and anyone else with an inflated opinion of himself.'
'Alone against all these droids.... heh, they don't stand a chance!'
'Come on, you fat ugly fierfeks! Come and get me!'
Oh, and what in the name of Delta is a fierfek?