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Samnmax221
08-10-2006, 02:46 AM
I think its hightime we have a discussion about crappy or non-crappy roadside attractions. Because they play a large role in Hit the Road and the Comics. We had a discussion a few years back about real locations across the country that resemble locations in Hit the Road but I think it's about time we discuss Roadside crap in general.(I've wanted to write up an article about it but apparently I haven't been sacrificing enough babies to the Jake statue)


I've seen this piece of tripe in person
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/Voyageurman.jpg
Been in the Dells but thankfully didn't stop here.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/WIHAYfish400.jpg

Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.

milo
08-10-2006, 02:48 AM
Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.
Damn....

*leaves thread*

Samnmax221
08-10-2006, 03:07 AM
I think you can handle it.

Edit: Hey! Golf in a Funeral Parlor!
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/il/ILPALgolf.jpg

Poopdogjr
08-10-2006, 01:37 PM
I've always wanted to take a cross ountry road trip and visit places like this. So I can get there, and complain how lame it is, and how I want to get the hell out of there. It would be great fun.

I have been inside a giant sperm whale outside a science center. I couldn't find any pics of it. So use your imagination. Also, it might not have been a sperm whale, it could have been a humpback or some or kind of whale. Hee hee dirty named whales.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 03:19 PM
http://www.worldslargestdinosaur.com/old/images/logo.jpg

Suck on that.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 04:28 PM
Look out Brushguy it's evolution!
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/va/VANATkingkong_riecken.jpg
Live hangings on the hour every hour!
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tour/images/94/COCANhang.jpg

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 10:34 PM
Speaking of Roadside attractions and Boo Radley, I'll be gone till friday so don't overly mis-behave.

milo
08-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Where ya goin?

And when are you leaving?

Samnmax221
08-14-2006, 12:09 AM
Wiconsin Dells.
Leaving at 8 tommorow morning.

milo
08-14-2006, 12:10 AM
So, what's that, like....5 days?

Samnmax221
08-14-2006, 12:11 AM
Yah, this'll be the second time, although last time it was in the dead of winter so none of the good stuff was open.

Poopdogjr
08-14-2006, 01:20 AM
I wanna see that dinosaur....

Samnmax221
08-18-2006, 10:34 PM
Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits.

Skinkie
08-22-2006, 07:54 PM
You may commence regaling.

itchythesamurai
08-22-2006, 11:57 PM
http://www.gardkarlsen.com/florida/gatorland.jpg

Yes, I've been to Gatorland. People from all over the world were there, making fun of the redneck wrassling a gator. Fun was had by all.

milo
08-23-2006, 01:47 AM
Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits.
Tell us.

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 11:14 PM
Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time.

I rode the ****ing DUKWs

I rode the ****ing Jet Boat

I rode "Hades" the ****ing biggest Coaster in the Dells

I was rude to several Life guards (as everyone should be)

They had really crappy cable selection in the hotel because they have to apeal to ****ing family oriented people, so I have to get ****ed because some little christian kid isn't allowed to see titties.

milo
08-26-2006, 11:33 PM
Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time.

Wajda do? Spit Loogies off the coasters?

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 11:40 PM
Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn

milo
08-26-2006, 11:46 PM
Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn
You got sunburned? Ha, you're a pasty faced bastard!

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 11:50 PM
It's Norweigen Ancestry, I was fine untill I didn't bother to grab my shirt out of the locker before standing in line for a flume, after standing in line for a ****ing hour.
Could have been worse, 2 years ago I forgot to put sun-screen on the back off my knees and got 2nd degree burns there.

Samnmax221
08-28-2006, 01:06 AM
Speaking of Go-Karts, My moms Rav4 handles like one, thats why I hate it.























































































































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