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Smon
08-11-2006, 12:17 AM
It has come to my attention that LFRD's local resident Darth (Avery) may be dead. Her avatar is gone as is her sig and her custom title simply reads "Dead".

Could Ave truly be gone? What has become of everyone's favorite eight-thousand post fashionista? Does this make me the one with seniority around here?

PsychoLove
08-11-2006, 01:08 AM
I don't know. I'm a newb. She seemed really cool, with the fashion and stuff, but I don't think she's literally dead.

Smon
08-11-2006, 01:26 AM
Okay, okay, I may have been exaggerating.

But still, if she's gone that's a bit... sad.

PsychoLove
08-11-2006, 01:31 AM
Should we hold a vigel? Or just see if she post in a blog or somthing?

Samnmax221
08-11-2006, 01:36 AM
Hell no! We'll all sit around a table hold hands and make her pop out of the wall, like any good christian would.

milo
08-11-2006, 02:19 AM
I see you've been keeping tabs on her.

...


Stalker.

Bah, she's probably on vacation.

edit: btw, how did she get over 8,000 posts? That's a jesusload of posts for having been here less than a year.

Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2006, 02:56 PM
Kay, didn't Darth say she was going to New Jersey (I may be wrong about the place) to see some relatives for a while? She also said something about ticks...I'll try to find that thread later. Well, since she's probably there now, she changed her sig and avatar and custom title since she wouldn't be able to respond to anything for a while, therefore being 'dead'.

90SK
08-11-2006, 03:14 PM
She's a teenage girl. She got flustered and left on impulse. I doubt she'll be gone for more than a week.

Klia
08-11-2006, 03:19 PM
Huh, and I thought this would be a thread about "dead" posters here on the Psychonauts end of LucasForums, like the now revived Skye.

Psychochaos3
08-11-2006, 09:36 PM
She probably just started to go get ready for school or something.

Samnmax221
08-11-2006, 10:20 PM
I can she's logged in right now, so I betting she isn't dead. This whole thread is wishfull thinking.

PsychoLove
08-11-2006, 10:31 PM
I saw her too! What do you think she was doing here?

Smon
08-12-2006, 12:00 AM
Dear Smon,

I just wanted to be the first to wish you a happy one year anniversary. Mine will be around in a month or so, so just tell people to pop some bottles andhave a good time, on my tab.

I'd explain to you why I'll be gone for some time, but, you know, President Bush. I assure you I'm not dead, just know I peek here a few days a week. Thanks for caring a lot about me...stalker. And if your going to have a vigle on my memory board, make the candles scented.

D_A.

P.S. Tell everyone at the monkey island forums they're *******s. Except Fender. Tell him he's on his way to being the Clarice to my Hannibal.

P.P.S. you can post this if you want.
I'll be right back, I've got work to do over in the MI forums.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 12:35 AM
Stuck in an airport probebly.

PsychoLove
08-12-2006, 01:53 AM
scented candles? You got 'em.

(runs to Yankee Candle)

Thrik
08-12-2006, 09:37 AM
:((((((((((((((((

Mashi An'krekku
08-12-2006, 01:03 PM
So she's only dead on LFRD? Because if she's dead elsewhere she's going to miss my forum party. :{{{{{{{{{

Gruducuuz
08-12-2006, 01:14 PM
I hope I'm this missed when I eventually leave...

And I'm glad Darth didn't leave.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 02:24 PM
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!

Gruducuuz
08-12-2006, 02:44 PM
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!


Because you didn't advertise it.


Really.


And no one ever checks public profiles.


And your new on LFRD...

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 02:54 PM
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!
Well I knew when it was, but I figured you'd probebly turned 18 and were out experimenting with tobbaco products.

milo
08-12-2006, 03:07 PM
You had a birthday? OH SHI-

I shall maketh a new thread.

edit:
:((((((((((((((((
So let me get this straight, Thrik. You're sad because you have ten chins?

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 04:23 PM
Well I knew when it was, but I figured you'd probebly turned 18 and were out experimenting with tobbaco products.
I quit last year.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 04:25 PM
I quit last year.
Why did your lips fall off?

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 04:32 PM
Why did your lips fall off?
I didn't have a job. No job = no money = no cigarettes. Now I spend all my money on computer **** so... no extra money = no cigarettes.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 04:34 PM
Now chewing, I recomend you stay far away from it.

milo
08-12-2006, 04:38 PM
Bah, cigarettes are no good. If you're going to smoke something, make it reefer.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 04:40 PM
Pothead, now trying to smoke a cigar in -0 tempatures and 20 mph winds, that sucks.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 04:46 PM
Bah, cigarettes are no good. If you're going to smoke something, make it reefer.
That would be illegal now, wouldn't it? I'm telling you milo, you're gonna get a visit from the FBI if you keep up this illegal behavior. IT IS WRONG AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

milo
08-12-2006, 04:47 PM
*slips jmac wad of cash*
What were you saying?

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 04:53 PM
*slips jmac wad of cash*
What were you saying?
I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR IMMORAL WAYS MILO.

milo
08-12-2006, 05:00 PM
*points .44 at jmac's head*
Ahem. Please, we're all friends here. Riiiiight?

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 05:05 PM
*points .44 at jmac's head*
Ahem. Please, we're all friends here. Riiiiight?
*jmac casts Fire Shield

milo
08-12-2006, 05:11 PM
I use my enchanted mace, with a +8 bonus against elemental shields.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 06:02 PM
I leave to do a little yard work and you two burn the place down.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 07:05 PM
I use my enchanted mace, with a +8 bonus against elemental shields.
*jmac casts Delayed Blast Fireball
*jmac uses Greater Dragon Form (Dracolich)
*jmac steps on milo

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 07:15 PM
*Locks Jesus in closet

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 07:25 PM
*Locks Jesus in closet
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'll need one of the chickens you sacrifice to Jake in order to bring Darth_Ave back from the dead. Hopefully I won't bring Ultra Mega Chicken back by accident...

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 07:37 PM
*Give's Jmac chicken
*Scratches nuts

KingCheez
08-13-2006, 04:28 AM
i just posted on her livejournal, i told her to shove her pre-ex-boyfriend up against a tree and make out with him

one can only assume that went poorly.

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 07:01 PM
I haven't seen him yet cheez. AND I'M BACK! IN BLACK DRESSES!

I was Po'd at everything and decided to quit the forums. I quit at the exact wrong time because tomarrow is a special anniversary that couldn't go uncelabrated by me! I wasn't going to be dumb and celebrate by playing Psychonauts all day in my air conditioned room, NO! I decided to come back. But I won't be around as much. You know, President Bush.

And I'm glad that I'm loved by you guys. ~emotear~ But I'm going to die in 7 days.

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 07:03 PM
But I'm going to die in 7 days.
YAAY!

milo
08-13-2006, 07:20 PM
Po'd? Was it something I said?

Gruducuuz
08-13-2006, 07:24 PM
I haven't seen him yet cheez. AND I'M BACK! IN BLACK DRESSES!

I was Po'd at everything and decided to quit the forums. I quit at the exact wrong time because tomarrow is a special anniversary that couldn't go uncelabrated by me! I wasn't going to be dumb and celebrate by playing Psychonauts all day in my air conditioned room, NO! I decided to come back. But I won't be around as much. You know, President Bush.

And I'm glad that I'm loved by you guys. ~emotear~ But I'm going to die in 7 days.


Quick! Watch the tape back-wards, and that would make it so you were supposed to die 7 days ago, but since you didn't, you shall live normally!

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 07:25 PM
Maybe there isn't enough huggage around here.

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 07:41 PM
Quick! Watch the tape back-wards, and that would make it so you were supposed to die 7 days ago, but since you didn't, you shall live normally!
I can't. I'm getting phone calls from Samara and drawing long black hair in front og every face. I've ruined the family photo album.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-13-2006, 07:43 PM
I can't. I'm getting phone calls from Samara and drawing long black hair in front og every face. I've ruined the family photo album.
Drown that bitch in the bathtub.

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 07:45 PM
Kill it with NAPALM
Oh noes I've turned into Windu6

milo
08-13-2006, 07:50 PM
You can say that again.

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 07:53 PM
I deeply admire Jimmy Carter, He thinks aliens exist too!

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 07:55 PM
They do exist!

Hs name is Mr. Stangelo, he taught my 7th grade math.

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 07:56 PM
I had a teacher named Mr. Warner, he glowed like an alien, of course thats only because he was a burned-out hippie douschbag.

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:03 PM
No. Mr. Stangelo made fun of the preppy kids and that was kinda funny.

But his jokes about amputee's and America's Next Top Model were just mean.

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 08:10 PM
HAHAHA Amputee's!

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:12 PM
dude, my grandpa's an amputee.

NOT. FUNNY.

milo
08-13-2006, 08:14 PM
Mine was too. That doesn't mean I wouldn't mind hearing a good amputee joke, though. Why don't you tell it?

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:15 PM
You guys are evil.

I'd like to call the vorticons to the stand.

milo
08-13-2006, 08:17 PM
So you aren't going to tell it? What about the model one?

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:20 PM
Ok the joke he told about ANTM was that I refrenced it and he was all 'You probably watch it for the gay fashion.' It took all my guts to not call him a transvestite bitch.

milo
08-13-2006, 08:27 PM
Guts? It doesn't take guts to hold back from saying that little comment. It does take guts to shout it in his face, then staple his genitals (whatever they may be) to his desk. That's what you should have done.
Just remember, Ave--when in doubt, kick ass. [/semi-serious advice]

St. Jimmy
08-13-2006, 08:30 PM
hah hah ppost. Hey I was gone and you bitches didn't even realise! Ah well what's to be expected. Anyway, You leave and I might just have to....

....

Do...

Something! I'll think of it just you wait! ANyway have fun and everything!

milo
08-13-2006, 08:33 PM
You were gone? For how long? A few hours?

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:34 PM
You didn't play up on the drama.

I'm the superior poster here. My leaving would be OUTRAGOUS!!!

St. Jimmy
08-13-2006, 08:38 PM
I was gone for the weekend for a JNCO's pre-course. And now I'm going away 'till Australia's thursday. And Ave, Oh, I picked up all right. I'm just very ignorant.

DarthAve
08-13-2006, 08:41 PM
...Oggity Ziggity. West side fo-eva!

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 09:23 PM
My Grandpa lost his thumb in a combine if that counts for anything.

KingCheez
08-14-2006, 02:49 AM
HOLY **** AVE IS BACK?

ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER.

*put on arch-mage robe*

YOU ALL DIE NOW.

milo
08-14-2006, 02:55 AM
ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER.
It's me. I'm the necromancer.

KingCheez
08-14-2006, 02:57 AM
It's me. I'm the necromancer.

Oh.

*cast silence*

THE WORLD IS SAVED for 40 seconds

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-14-2006, 03:31 AM
Lies. I sacrificed a chicken to bring her back.

Samnmax221
08-14-2006, 03:33 AM
She better be happy, Jake was very upset. He threatened to bring Arthur Miller back to life, and nobody wants that.

Halo_92
08-14-2006, 07:37 PM
But I'm going to die in 7 days.

I might just breakdown and cry.

DarthAve
08-14-2006, 07:56 PM
I got a call this morning. Let me reanact.

Tele-ringring.
Ave-COMING! ~picks up phone~ Caio?
Samara-6 days...
Ave-Oh shut up bitch, I'm going on IM.
Samara-Well....I'll meet you there.
Ave-YOU DON'T HAVE MY NAME SKANK!
Samara-I have everything. I'm f*ckin Samara Morgan.
Ave-Well, duck you. ~hangs up phone~ I want Pizza Pockets.

90SK
08-14-2006, 10:09 PM
You must be great with tele-marketers.

DarthAve
08-14-2006, 11:04 PM
Oh my god. That so reminds me of the other day.

Tele-Ringring
Ave-Hello?
Tele-Hello, I was wondering if you wanted to answer a quick survay? Is your mom home?
Ave-NO!
Tele-Is your dad home?
Ave-No!
Tele-Well, when can I call back.
Ave-I'll tell you if you give me an oreo.
Tele-You're being dumb, kid.
Ave-DUMB YOU SAY? DUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBB YOOOOOOUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY?
Tele- ~hangs up~
Ave- Yeah, run away.
~ding~
Ave-Ramen's done!

Halo_92
08-14-2006, 11:54 PM
raman is nasty and unhealthy.

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 12:00 AM
raman is nasty and unhealthy.
So was your mom last night, but I ain't talkin'.

OH SNAP!

Halo_92
08-15-2006, 12:06 AM
the "your mom jokes" r getting real old about now.
Soooooooooo......................................

I will respect u becuase that was a good 1 and u have been here a LOT longer than me.

milo
08-15-2006, 12:53 AM
So was your mom last night, but I ain't talkin'.

OH SNAP!
I KNEW IT! I knew you were a lesbian! You know, the more I get to know you, the better I like you Ave.

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 01:13 AM
I'm not a les. I'm a closet bisexual and bondage lover.

I mean, I got my first pair of handcuffs at 8. For magic perpouses.

Halo_92
08-15-2006, 01:13 AM
Sorry but you guys keep that crappy love stuff to the PM's.

milo
08-15-2006, 01:23 AM
I'm not a les. I'm a closet bisexual and bondage lover.

I mean, I got my first pair of handcuffs at 8. For magic perpouses.
Ave, are you for real?
Sorry but you guys keep that crappy love stuff to the PM's.
You say that but you don't mean it.

Halo_92
08-15-2006, 01:27 AM
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts

Halo_92
08-15-2006, 01:28 AM
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts

and i do mean it milo
Darth_Ave is Bi never would have figured.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-15-2006, 01:39 AM
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts

and i do mean it milo
Darth_Ave is Bi never would have figured.
It was always apparent to me that Ave was part lesbian. What was this all about anyway? All I remember was people were like "omg ave is ded" or something then she posted and Samnmax was disappointed.

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 02:00 AM
The bi, only a little. But tell my you haven't looked at a guy and thought to yourself "Hmm, he looks kinda hot today... WTF??"

But the bondage, no. However I do tend to think that some poeple are hot when they shouldn't be.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-15-2006, 02:21 AM
The bi, only a little. But tell my you haven't looked at a guy and thought to yourself "Hmm, he looks kinda hot today... WTF??"No, can't say that's happened to me, assuming by "hot" you mean sexually attractive.

KingCheez
08-15-2006, 05:45 AM
raman is nasty and unhealthy.

the HELL are you talking about.

ramen is good, healthy noodles. sure, it's got a lot of sodium, but not nearly as much as YOUR GODDAMN PUNK MCDONALDS HAPPY MEALS THAT YOU CAN SHOVEL DOWN YOUR THROAT FASTER THAN A FIGHTER JET

The moral: everyone has opinions. nobody's matters.

Klia
08-15-2006, 09:48 AM
ramen is good, healthy noodles. sure, it's got a lot of sodium, but not nearly as much as YOUR GODDAMN PUNK MCDONALDS HAPPY MEALS

So uh...Ramen is healthy because its better than Happy Meals?

The moral: everyone has opinions. nobody's matters.
Well Ferdinand and Isabella's opinions towards non Christians sure as hell mattered when they created the Spanish Inquisition.

"The Inquisition! Let's Begin! The Inquisition! Look out sin! We're on a mission, to convert the Jews!"

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 12:29 PM
"The Inquisition! Let's Begin! The Inquisition! Look out sin! We're on a mission, to convert the Jews!"
OMFG, History of the world Part one.

And I think everything on earth is helthier than the happy meals. Except that BK stacker.

milo
08-15-2006, 12:32 PM
The BK stacker is a heart attack on a bun. But it's delicious. I tried the quadruple stacker the other day, just to see what it was like.

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 12:52 PM
I would try the smallest size, just to see how long it would take for me to die, but my mom would ground me.

That's not a meat joke, I would be punished.

Poopdogjr
08-15-2006, 01:49 PM
I'm learning how to un-hinge my jaw, so that I can fit one of those bad boys in my mouth and finish it in one bite. And also choke to death.

DarthAve
08-15-2006, 02:03 PM
I'm learning how to un-hinge my jaw, so that I can fit one of those bad boys in my mouth and finish it in one bite. And also choke to death.
I can't wait to see that on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

zelda 41
08-16-2006, 07:49 PM
raman is nasty and unhealthy.

I hear you there.

Ramen is SOOOOOO terrible tasting.

90SK
08-16-2006, 08:10 PM
You're wrong there. MSG isn't designed to be terrible tasting.

DarthAve
08-16-2006, 08:29 PM
Just to make people who dislike ramen unhappy. I EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY! And when you go to collage, all you'll be able to afford is ramen, easy mac, and on a good week; chinese takeout.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-16-2006, 08:35 PM
Pretzels + Diet Coke/Coke Zero = healthy breakfast/lunch/dinner.

DarthAve
08-16-2006, 08:36 PM
I can't wait for collage. Because the only things I can afford to eat I REALLY LIKE! DUCK YES!!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-16-2006, 08:39 PM
I can't wait for collage. Because the only things I can afford to eat I REALLY LIKE! DUCK YES!!!
Haha.

DarthAve
08-16-2006, 08:40 PM
But yet, I'ma have to wake up early for classes and stuff.

Maybe I can take night collage. Or go to South Harmen Institute of Tecknology.

Halo_92
08-17-2006, 12:33 AM
i used to like and eat ramen EVERYDAY! but then ijust lost a taste for it.
but its still good every now and then.

milo
08-17-2006, 01:12 AM
You'd better still like it by the time you hit college. It's all you'll be eating for four years.

Halo_92
08-17-2006, 01:04 PM
no i don't think so.

DarthAve
08-17-2006, 01:50 PM
The BK stacker is a heart attack on a bun. But it's delicious. I tried the quadruple stacker the other day, just to see what it was like.
OMG. I went to BK today, the biggest one cost 6 bucks! Smallest was 4 somthing. That's like, woah.

Halo_92
08-17-2006, 02:25 PM
yea that's america for you

zelda 41
08-17-2006, 09:44 PM
The BK stacker is a heart attack on a bun. But it's delicious. I tried the quadruple stacker the other day, just to see what it was like.

No no no. The thing that will give you a heart attack is a fried twinkie.

They have like 50 grams of fat and like 2000 calories.

KingCheez
08-19-2006, 02:44 PM
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT YOU ZELDA

*jump up frozen in midair waiting for someone to finish high-five*

Mashi An'krekku
08-19-2006, 03:09 PM
*finishes high five*

On the topic of ramen...I should probably get back into eating that stuff. There's like seven packs in the pantry I haven't touched. And eating these Fig Newtons isn't helping.

Halo_92
08-19-2006, 03:12 PM
yeah i like the shrimp and teriyaki chicken flavers r the best

Miss_Mayhem
08-19-2006, 05:21 PM
On the subject of twinkies...I've heard that if you let them sit for a long time, the cream turns into alcohol. Or that could just be Homer Simpson talking.

Halo_92
08-19-2006, 09:24 PM
have any of u played sly cooper?

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 09:32 PM
Sly cooper roxors.

And no, the twinkie one is a myth. At least snopes says so.

Halo_92
08-19-2006, 09:36 PM
does that mean u like it or not?

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 10:06 PM
it means it rocks.

Halo_92
08-19-2006, 10:07 PM
ok i'm kina a n00b at this stuff

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 10:11 PM
so, your a newb at THE ENTIRE INTERNET?

milo
08-19-2006, 10:33 PM
so, your a newb at THE ENTIRE INTERNET?
He's a noob at everything.

90SK
08-19-2006, 10:38 PM
That's a paradox. He couldn't be a noob at being a noob if he was a noob at everything.

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 10:50 PM
why do we keep destroying the fourth wall?

Can that cloaked figure with the duck tape come back?

Samnmax221
08-19-2006, 11:44 PM
Pretzels + Diet Coke/Coke Zero = healthy breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Diet? What the **** is wrong with you?!

Poopdogjr
08-20-2006, 12:12 PM
Pizza has done wonders for me in college. Without it I would have surely perished. I've never tried Ramen, maybe someday I will. Also hot-dogs and hamburger are some great choices. Easy and quick to make. Plus, I can eat them all the time and not get bored of 'em.

St. Jimmy
08-22-2006, 09:58 PM
Oh, wow. Pizza is so great.