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Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 02:16 PM
Report. I cannot stop buying things with money as well. Maybe I shouldn't go to Best Buy when I get less than 6 hours of sleep and my decision-making ability is severely impaired. Report.

milo
08-13-2006, 11:07 PM
wtf r u talkin abuot lol jk

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-15-2006, 12:56 AM
I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.

Samnmax221
08-20-2006, 12:16 AM
I hate you because I have no job, I'm going to go torch an Outback Steakhouse now.

milo
08-20-2006, 12:34 AM
I spent like $250 an hour before I posted that.
Christ. For how many hours?

Samnmax221
08-20-2006, 12:35 AM
Christ. For how many hours?
I think he meant that he spent $250 and then came to rub it in our faces.

Scummbuddy
08-20-2006, 12:51 AM
Haha. Nice find.

Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."

I read it and was like "What's wrong with it?"
She replied "You can't leave a whole hotel IN a cab. Hotels are large, Scott."
I then told her that they left the hotel... and then got into a cab.

...
"Oh."
She rolled her eyes and read on.

Samnmax221
08-20-2006, 01:09 AM
fortune -o
Boo Radley thinks you suck at life.

Samuel Dravis
08-20-2006, 02:15 PM
Recently my girlfriend was reading a book and she handed it to me saying "This sentence doesn't make sense!"

Here's the line: "We left the hotel in the cab and went to the store."She's right, that doesn't make sense. Editor did a crappy job on that book.

jmac at least you spent the money on worthwhile things.... Right? No carts full of rather large bags of candy?

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-20-2006, 07:16 PM
An MX5000 keyboard/mouse two DVDs, and an LCD remote.

Samuel Dravis
08-20-2006, 08:59 PM
How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-20-2006, 09:07 PM
How's the mouse & keyboard working out for you? I've heard those were nice, but I already have a MX510 mouse and I figured the upgrade probably isn't worth it.
I love the precision of the mouse, but the keyboard is nothing to brag about.

SyntheticGerbil
08-21-2006, 12:57 AM
Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-21-2006, 01:09 AM
Do the buttons press harder, faster, and more powerful than ever?

But really man, shop online, don't waste your time at Best buy. www.froogle.com

But then I'm sure you're an upper-middleclass suburbanite, so money's no problem. Kids who can afford to buy tons of anime series on dvd can almost buy the Eiffel Tower.
No credit card plus it was the tax-free weekend anyway.

Skinkie
08-22-2006, 06:47 PM
They have tax free weekends?

SyntheticGerbil
08-23-2006, 01:23 AM
You're really stupid.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-23-2006, 01:36 AM
You're really stupid.
Skinkie?

Ray Jones
08-23-2006, 03:57 AM
No. The taxfree driver.

SyntheticGerbil
08-24-2006, 01:05 AM
Yes, taxfree driver Skinkie.

itchythesamurai
08-25-2006, 04:23 PM
I left my taxfree driver in the cab. I'm not sure if I hate the Eiffel Tower or anime more.

SyntheticGerbil
08-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Eiffel Tower Hentai, then.

Samnmax221
08-25-2006, 07:55 PM
I am so horny now.

Ray Jones
08-28-2006, 03:40 AM
I'm so glad I'm at work now and don't have to **** for the next 10 hours or so.

Samnmax221
08-31-2006, 10:24 PM
I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.

itchythesamurai
09-01-2006, 01:12 AM
Eiffel Tower, eh? Any sexual move that involves high-fiving is alright by me. That's right, any.

Ray Jones
09-01-2006, 05:38 AM
That directly leads me to buttsex. Not dramatic. But butt.

Ooo, ideas, ideas.

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 01:58 PM
But what if she's dressed up like a Nun and you're dressed up like an astronaut?

itchythesamurai
09-02-2006, 02:31 PM
"I'll bring you closer to God, Sister...courtesy of my rocket ship."

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Why are we talking about Elton John?

A real BRITISH HERO!

ROCKETMAN!

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 07:20 PM
I'm so glad, that Jesus isn't here, cause I ****ed his sister.
We did this one kinky thing that involved wood and nails.

Pho3nix
09-02-2006, 07:26 PM
Get a job? and don't double post.

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 07:35 PM
This is A&E, nobody cares.

SyntheticGerbil
09-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Where the **** did this Pheonix twat come from?

And I think it's more tacky that you quoted yourself, Samnmax.

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 08:24 PM
I am a class act.

No not class action lawsuit, we need to keep those women in their place.

itchythesamurai
09-02-2006, 09:59 PM
Samnmax is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. And I bet he doesn't have any hooters. Quick, justify your existence with some redeeming qualities.

Skinkie
09-05-2006, 07:08 PM
Having hooters counts as a redeaming quality by the way.

Samnmax221
09-09-2006, 08:17 PM
I'm too trim to have hooters