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Natty
08-23-2006, 10:30 PM
Post your links to your my space pages! :p

www.myspace.com/funshine_cheer

Vikinor
08-24-2006, 01:48 AM
Eh, ok.

www.myspace.com/vikinor

DrMcCoy
08-24-2006, 05:09 AM
MySpace is a seriously overrated site for pre-teens with no life.

Smon
08-24-2006, 05:27 AM
MySpace is a seriously overrated site for pre-teens with no life.
I feel like we're on the same page here.

MySpace is a horrible site, designed primarily for people who want to be able to brag about friends they've never actually spoken to. The only good purpose it has is character development for lazy writers (See the Psychonauts MySpaces and Dethklok MySpaces for more information) other than that it is a pathetic site where emo-goth music blares on people who think covering their site with ICP and Linkin Park pictures will give it a unique look.

Ray Jones
08-24-2006, 06:24 AM
Hahaha, hell no.

Alien426
08-24-2006, 01:14 PM
At long last there's a chance to post a link to my...



...come on, you guys know me better.

Can't wait for Fealiks and Mole to read this thread.

Fealiks
08-24-2006, 01:39 PM
OMFG MI MyPSACE PGE IS LIEk/ SO GUD I HAV SOGNz!!!!!!!!!

Myspace is so retarded. I hate the fact that everyone is so stereotyped. Alien, you were probably right to say that because of our ages but I'm not a member of myspace. It's like old people thinking we all wear adidas hoodies and listen to hip hop. Erm... init, yoof. The only time I've been to myspace is to read band's blogs to see if they were going to the Kerrang! Awards.

Joshi
08-24-2006, 03:29 PM
Hmm, so it looks like McCoy, Smon and Fealiks have matured enough not to get one... ver well done, you are coming along nicely.

I myself have avoided them like the plague for as long as I've known about them.

DarthAve
08-24-2006, 03:58 PM
I don't want a myspace I don't wanna get raped, but apparently everyone in school does.

I do have a livejournal though.

Smon
08-24-2006, 04:06 PM
Hmm, so it looks like McCoy, Smon and Fealiks have matured enough not to get one... ver well done, you are coming along nicely.

I myself have avoided them like the plague for as long as I've known about them.
Ah yes, now who wants to see links to my friendster, blogosphere, livejournal, friendzone, piczo or freakin'onlinenerdsitewhereteenagelosersposttheirn amesandstuffbecausethey'relame accounts?

Fealiks
08-24-2006, 04:16 PM
Ok, why is everyone just saying they hate myspace? Stop it! It's going to get us no where! Let's find the server and burn it! Then we can open a burberry shop, let loads of chavs come in, lock it, and burn that too. Burn. Fire. I like burn.

DarthAve
08-24-2006, 04:25 PM
Ok, why is everyone just saying they hate myspace? Stop it! It's going to get us no where! Let's find the server and burn it! Then we can open a burberry shop, let loads of chavs come in, lock it, and burn that too. Burn. Fire. I like burn.
V_V

you know how I feel about Burberry. I mean you can burn it, just as long as I can loot the store first.

DrMcCoy
08-24-2006, 05:04 PM
Hmm, so it looks like McCoy, Smon and Fealiks have matured enough not to get one

1. I find it insulting to be named in line with Smon and (especially) Flealiks
2. I'm 21
3. Even in my pre-teens, I already embraced the image of the nerd/geek and would have never thought of using something like MySpace (if it were available then, that it)

Way to offend me, Joshi... :(

Joshi
08-24-2006, 05:08 PM
Way to offend me, Joshi... :(

I try. And I find it highly amusing that you're a year older than me :D

DrMcCoy
08-24-2006, 05:22 PM
And I find it highly amusing that you're a year older than me :D

http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/zeugs/icon_O_o.gif

http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/zeugs/icon_dotdotdot.gif

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 05:49 PM
Can't wait for Fealiks and Mole to read this thread.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 11ONEONEONEONEONEOENOENEOENOENOENEOOENEE

you guys know...i'm really bad about this.

Here ya go. (http://www.myspace.com/oh_dayumn618)

of course, i do have it set to private so none of the pervs can check out my sexxxi self.

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 05:51 PM
also: yes i realize it is retarded, and i never do anything on it. it is, however, addictive.

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...and retarded.

Joshi
08-24-2006, 05:52 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 11ONEONEONEONEONEOENOENEOENOENOENEOOENEE


At what point are you people going to realise that this joke was never funny?

DrMcCoy
08-24-2006, 05:56 PM
At least not [ that ridiculously overdone and not meant sarcastically ]...

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 05:56 PM
it's not like i didn't already know.

when are you going to realize that nobody cares what i say anyway? :¬:

Fealiks
08-24-2006, 06:03 PM
f*cking emo. ;P

Joshi, you're about 7 years older than me. And I'm still more talented than you in every way.

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 06:20 PM
ok ok fine you guys, you win.

i un-privated my profile so you can all see the hotness that is my myspace.

ETA: here's my other one that i made to see how many idiots at my school would add someone obviously fake. the answer is 1 in every 6 kids. and that's not 1 in every 6 that has a myspace, that's 1 in every 6 altogether. pretty pathetic. here it is. (http://www.myspace.com/franjonescheerleadingstar)

Joshi
08-24-2006, 06:54 PM
And I'm still more talented than you in every way.
Betcha can't lick your elbow.

Thrik
08-24-2006, 07:34 PM
Once upon a time people spent their spare web time making something constructive like this (http://www.scummbar.com), this (http://www.mixnmojo.com/), this (http://www.samandmax.net/), and <insert any fan site of anything you remember reading years ago>.

Now they spend it doing this (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=19200855). MySpace is not a good thing. :~

Joshi
08-24-2006, 07:37 PM
Now they spend it doing this (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=19200855). MySpace is not a good thing. :p

That was the first myspace page posted here that I actually looked at. I really think people should get a license in website design before being allowed to attempt something like this.

DarthAve
08-24-2006, 08:08 PM
Now they spend it doing this (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=19200855).
KITTIESSSSS!!!!!!!!! ~dies~

Yeah, Myspace sucks arse.

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 09:16 PM
most people's look better than that sh!t.

mine, for example. i mean...it's not stellar, but on a scale of 1-10 i'd say mine is like a 4 as compared to that -9. =\

DarthAve
08-24-2006, 09:34 PM
Yeah, I used to take good care of my xanga. But now, it's crap really. Except the cool Silence of the Lambs banner!

Das Mole
08-24-2006, 09:48 PM
omg i hate xanga. it's so useless. even moreso than myspace.

i maintained one for a while until i heard about myspace and then i was like "pfft forget xanga". i still use it to comment other people since some people absolutely refuse to get a myspace.

those lsoers.

milo
08-24-2006, 10:18 PM
I go to Myspace to listen to a few bands, and to check out the occasional link jmac sends my way. :¬:

Kjølen
08-24-2006, 11:06 PM
http://www.myspace.com/sukato

Just a warning: I rarely ever visit it, for the forementioned reasons.

Smon
08-25-2006, 12:22 AM
1. I find it insulting to be named in line with Smon and (especially) Flealiks

D:

Vikinor
08-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Eh, I don't care for myspace. Yet I have one. Mostly for my REAL school friends and for the music. I don't do blogging or anything like that. And I don't care what I put on it or how it looks. Me and my Russian friend went completlely metal for a week as a joke, and put crap up there. He got called an emo. Heh. But I'm seeing myspace more like other things. Like Microsoft, I hear a bunch of crap about how people hate Microsoft and still lots of people use their products. And for the anti myspace people, I agree with you a bit. I think its overrated, and I am tired of hearing about it. I was in a line at this fair earlier, and my friend told me "Figures you hear people talking about myspace while waiting in a line."

It was the people behind us. I actually didn't even hear them. They must have been those pre teens you hate McCoy.

DrMcCoy
08-25-2006, 06:00 AM
Now they spend it doing this (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=19200855). MySpace is not a good thing. :~

Eye cancer!

Smon
08-25-2006, 06:37 AM
DAMN! Like my eyeballs were just raped by cats!

Joshi
08-25-2006, 09:31 AM
i still use it to comment other people since some people absolutely refuse to get a myspace.

those lsoers.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Ray Jones
08-25-2006, 10:34 AM
Rock-A-Tiki Rockers (http://myspace.com/ratrockers) RUL. Anyone saying otherwise has no taste in music... probably Das?

Das Mole
08-25-2006, 04:51 PM
Pot. Kettle. Black.

bravo. i see my pathetic attempt at a sarcastic remark was taken the way it was supposed to be.

Rock-A-Tiki Rockers (http://myspace.com/ratrockers) RUL. Anyone saying otherwise has no taste in music... probably Das?

hahahahahahahaahahhhaa.......

yes.

besides the fact that everybody already knows about my impeccably horrible taste in music, i thought i would just share that my current favorite songs are:

london bridge by fergie.
and
show stopper by danity kane.

....enough said.

Joshi
08-25-2006, 05:17 PM
bravo. i see my pathetic attempt at a sarcastic remark was taken the way it was supposed to be.


I knew you were being sarcastic, I just revel in being indifferent.

Natty
08-25-2006, 09:45 PM
I like My Space for the masses of C grade Aussie celebrities I've added. I love my C grade celebs. I just beg you all to add Melbourne's Lord Mayor John So to their profile! He's so much fun! http://www.myspace.com/lmjohnso

Oh and also add Gretel Kileen, who's the host of OZ BB. Not that I watch BB, but she's fab. Oh and Johnny Gumboots. Some random guy who strolls the streets of Adelaide wearing nothing but a pair of bathers, gumboots and a koala backpack. I need to meet this guy and go out for drinks with him!

But you can't go past the fabulous Peter Combe. I think everyone needs some Clickety Cane and Juicy Juicy Green Grass in their lives http://www.myspace.com/petercombe


BTW- can you tell I'm slightly hungover? I love you all! xx

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 12:10 AM
omg i hate xanga. it's so useless. even moreso than myspace.

i maintained one for a while until i heard about myspace and then i was like "pfft forget xanga". i still use it to comment other people since some people absolutely refuse to get a myspace.

those lsoers.Yeah for me, xanga is so old school. I remember last year, everyone had a xanga. And now this year...

chick-OMFG AVERY, WAT'S UR MYSPACE??
me-I have no myspace.
chick-Than your a loosr.
me-No, I don't want to become the obsession of a petophile.
chick-pfft. I only get bugged by people who are, like, 40.
me- You are a dumbASS! I'll be here to consol you when your seduced by your stalker.
chick-okay!

I feel so bad for teenagers these days. It's like everyone's on drugs, and just being idiots. I'm glad I proudly scream "HUGS NOT DRUGS FOO!"

Vikinor
08-26-2006, 01:24 AM
But the drugs make you feel all happy like the XTC and then you fly away. Then you wake up and that's when it turns bad.

But of course I'm only guessing...

Alien426
08-26-2006, 04:44 AM
BTW- can you tell I'm slightly hungover?
Talking about your hangover online is so cliché. Welcome to Natty's world.

I love you all! xx
No, you don't love me.

Natty
08-26-2006, 05:38 AM
I had about 3 hours sleep last night! I get delirious! Anyway I slept all afternoon so it's all good. And not that anyone cares but I'm going to Sydney in November!

Joshi
08-26-2006, 08:59 AM
Yeah for me, xanga is so old school. I remember last year, everyone had a xanga. And now this year...

chick-OMFG AVERY, WAT'S UR MYSPACE??
me-I have no myspace.
chick-Than your a loosr.
me-No, I don't want to become the obsession of a petophile.
chick-pfft. I only get bugged by people who are, like, 40.
me- You are a dumbASS! I'll be here to consol you when your seduced by your stalker.
chick-okay!

I feel so bad for teenagers these days. It's like everyone's on drugs, and just being idiots. I'm glad I proudly scream "HUGS NOT DRUGS FOO!"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5901381787138334599&q=stand+up+comedy

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 11:32 AM
Wow Joshi, that guy is g-a-y.

Joshi
08-26-2006, 11:43 AM
Well, I didn't link to him so you could decide on his sexuality, but whatever.

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 03:00 PM
I can tell. I have 100% gaydar. Kinda. Not really.

Whatever, the point is Myspace is only a fad, and in about a year everyone will stop updating their myspace and start using a new version of blogging.

Vikinor
08-26-2006, 04:01 PM
What about the people who don't blog?

Joshi
08-26-2006, 04:08 PM
They'll be all the better for it.

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 04:42 PM
People who don't blog will start keeping diaries.

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 05:14 PM
In hell!

Joshi
08-26-2006, 05:42 PM
Aren't diaries completely different from blogs (for the most part)?
A blog is a place where you tell people what you're up to, how you're feeling and your dreams and plans.

Whereas, a diary is something that can burn easily.

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 05:55 PM
Either way, keeping you personal thoughts in your head where no one will find them is much better.

Thrik
08-26-2006, 06:05 PM
"Blog" is a very widely used term, and it's often misinterpreted as meaning the same thing as "diary/journal". While there are endless personal blogs, just as many focus on specific themes and have nothing at all to do with a certain individual other than their opinion, and sometimes dozens of people work on the same blog.

Some quick examples are Joystiq (http://www.joystiq.com/) and Kotaku (http://www.kotaku.com/), both of which are on networks with loads of other themed blogs. Then of course there's my own blog (link in signature) where I don't think I've ever made a post about myself.

It tends to be the themed blogs that become successful, since nobody's really that interested in random blokes/girls unless they're particularly notable. It's best to just think of blogs as "a place to convey thoughts". Whether they're about you or a popular subject many can relate to is a whole different story.

Fealiks
08-26-2006, 06:17 PM
I think it should be pointed out that "Blog" = "WebLog" for the slow among us (apart from me). I still think it should be " 'blog " rather than " Blog "

Joshi
08-26-2006, 06:21 PM
"Blog" is a very widely used term, and it's often misinterpreted as meaning the same thing as "diary/journal". While there are endless personal blogs, just as many focus on specific themes and have nothing at all to do with a certain individual other than their opinion, and sometimes dozens of people work on the same blog.

Some quick examples are Joystiq (http://www.joystiq.com/) and Kotaku (http://www.kotaku.com/), both of which are on networks with loads of other themed blogs. Then of course there's my own blog (link in signature) where I don't think I've ever made a post about myself.

It tends to be the themed blogs that become successful, since nobody's really that interested in random blokes/girls unless they're particularly notable. It's best to just think of blogs as "a place to convey thoughts". Whether they're about you or a popular subject many can relate to is a whole different story.


...whereas, a diary is something that can burn easily.

Actually a lot of the reasons Thrik pointed out about why themed blogs work a lot better than personal ones are basically the same reasons I don't myself have a blog, I have nothing interesting to talk about and I don't know 5 people who'd want to listen to me talk about myself.

Blog has been adopted as a generic internet term now in the same way n00b has. Whilst it does originate from the word (or words) weblog, I think we're stuck with Blog now.

Fealiks
08-26-2006, 06:54 PM
Did anyone think of something up your nose upon first hearing "blog"?

Yeah, me neither....

Edit: I know this is irrelevant, but Ave, you have close to 10,000 posts and you've only been here about 11 months?!

Edit2:26 posts a day? I feel so... so used.

Das Mole
08-26-2006, 06:56 PM
d00dz, you've got it all wrong.

myspace is here to stay.

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...who am i kidding. it'll be out like day-old cool beans soon. just like xanga.

Fealiks
08-26-2006, 06:57 PM
soon as in a few months ago?

Das Mole
08-26-2006, 08:34 PM
seeing how over 100 million people have a myspace and many use it on a daily basis, i would say that it isn't necessarily out yet.

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 08:37 PM
You give me 5 minutes alone with their servers and a splitting mawl, well thats a given.

Vikinor
08-26-2006, 08:41 PM
People who don't blog will start keeping diaries.


I don't blog, and I won't be keeping a diary either.

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 08:44 PM
Fine! People who don't blog will continue to sit at the losers table at lunch.

Vikinor
08-26-2006, 08:45 PM
I don't sit at the losers lunch table either.

HURRY NOW!

Think up something good!

Fealiks
08-26-2006, 08:50 PM
"loser's table"? America is so weird... This isn't "Mean Girls"! Although if it was... :naughty:

Samnmax221
08-26-2006, 08:54 PM
oh there is a "losers table" generally people tend to exile themselves there after one to many jokes is made about their dirty whore girlfriend and how she can't get enough of your dads friends.

DarthAve
08-26-2006, 09:15 PM
The losers table, I just say that for the equivilant of stooping really low. I mean, there's not such a thing in today's socity as a losers table (Everyone's labeled somthing. Preps, asians, emos. that whole thing that bugs the crap outta me.)

But if you sit at the losers table, I'd be all "OH NOZ!"

Joshi
08-27-2006, 09:25 AM
Fealiks, on a completely unrelated note, why are you registered under the name D0sd0?

Das Mole
08-27-2006, 01:56 PM
"loser's table"? America is so weird... This isn't "Mean Girls"! Although if it was... :naughty:

no america isn't weird. every school is like what you see in mean girls, sadly =\ and no i'm not exaggerating.

DarthAve
08-27-2006, 02:33 PM
no america isn't weird. every school is like what you see in mean girls, sadly =\ and no i'm not exaggerating.
Not my school. We sometimes have mix-it-up day where everyone from different social groups awkwardly eats lunch together in silence.

And also the preps don't rule out school, I do! kinda, I mean, I'm popular in the sence that everyone knows who I am. Either from being Bodhi's cousin, that crazy girl, the chick who sings good, ect.

Joshi
08-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Well, in Britain, we simply have groups of friends who weren't anything special. I tended to migrate from group to group, never staying in one long enough to actually become one of them.

Das Mole
08-27-2006, 06:04 PM
yeah i'm not really in a group, but i get along with a lot of different people.

speaking of groups...goths are scary. hot topic is quite possibly the creepiest store in existence.

Alien426
08-28-2006, 06:57 AM
Speaking of groups... Goths are scary. Hot Topic is quite possibly the creepiest store in existence.
*looks around on the site*
That (http://www.hottopic.com/store/nodepage.asp?LS=0&BRAND_ID=17&HPB=3)'s not bad at all.

Ray!! They have panties (http://www.hottopic.com/store/nodePage.asp?LS=0&RN=160)!!

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:02 AM
And some of This Stuff's (http://www.hottopic.com/store/nodePage.asp?LS=0&RN=292) okay.

You can't really help but love a T-Shirt that reviews Karate Kid III.

Fealiks
08-28-2006, 12:26 PM
Fealiks, on a completely unrelated note, why are you registered under the name D0sd0?

I google searched LucasForums (I typed lucasforums into google rather than the adress bar by mistake) and it came up with a bugmenot* account for LucasForums called "d0sd0". I was curious so signed in under that name to see if it worked but forgot to sign back out. Curiously, "D0sd0" had 7 posts in their name.

After reading Ave's and Mole's posts, I conclude that America is f*cking weird. Also, I heard that some places in America don't get sex-ed which is kinda wrong.

Oh, and for funny/rather good t-shirts, Smell Your Mum (http://smellyourmum.com) is where to go.


*bugmenot is a website that creates artificial accounts on various websites in an attempt to filter out junk mail.

Joshi
08-28-2006, 02:11 PM
Yeah, I've used bugmenot on various occasion to get articles and whatnot which would otherwise have needed me to register to places. Good resource that (for those curious, that's www.bugmenot.com, just insert the url of the page you're trying to access and bugmenot'll do the rest). Oh, and by the way, bugmenot doesn't come up with the accounts, people make them up and then post them to bugmenot to be listed. It's a community thing.

ThinkGeek is a good place for funny T-Shirts also.

Hmm, I should have really known that bugmenot hat an LF account, but never really thought about it.

Oh, and for funny/rather good t-shirts, Smell Your Mum is where to go.

*Browses site* It's okay, whilst I'm all against chavs I don't really feel the need to advertise the fact. The rest just seems to be all end of f*cks. I prefer my t-shirt slogans to be clever funny, not obscene funny.

Das Mole
08-28-2006, 04:54 PM
perhaps hot topic doesn't have 100% creepy clothes.

i don't know if there are any in the UK, but unless you've actually walked past one and seen all the freaks in there you wouldn't think it was that bad. i personally had heard some people like "holy crap hot topic is freaky" but i'd never seen one until a few weeks ago, walking past it in the mall. and that was when i understood what they meant. it's a very scary store.

allegedly my parents took me there to get a halloween costume when i was like 9, lol. and i was like "i dont like it here, let's leave, PLEASE" because i was so scared. i don't remember even setting foot in there but...yeah.

Fealiks
08-28-2006, 06:52 PM
So, it's like a McDonalds in England, only with goths/emos and whatever instead of chavs. I'd rather walk past a Hot Topic and have people say "hi" or something rather than walk past McDonalds and have someone say "COME ON THEN DICK HEAD!" and throw the wrapper from their big-mac at me, only to watch it float around in front of him before it falling to the floor making everyone laugh and the chav stab someone. That was just a hypothesasosesee by the way.

Joshi
08-28-2006, 06:57 PM
It depresses me that Fealiks is actually speaking the truth there. :(

DarthAve
08-28-2006, 06:58 PM
I love hot topic. They sell all this cool TNBC stuff and I got my kickass Darth Vader bookbag there.

Fender
08-28-2006, 07:13 PM
Whats with all the hate?

Where's the love?

Army surplus stores for the win, and Burtons for jeans, and Gigs for Tshirts. Sorted. Don't be buying any of that pseudo-goth stuff from hot topic or whatever, its just an attempt to catch a trend.


[EDIT] I forgot to mention, I have a myspace. It's nothing special, I use it to keep in contact with people. It's a good laugh :)

Regardless of any of your feelings on this, I shall continue to use it for these purposes. Do what you want to do, I want myspace.

Cheers, Paul.

DarthAve
08-28-2006, 07:19 PM
...FINE I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE LOVE IS!!

it's in my heart, WHICH IS CURRENTLY CRUMBELED AND HAS BEN SET AFLAME BY tHE PYROKNETIC COUGARS THAT INHABIT WHISPERING ROCK!!! BECAUSE SOMEONE I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK OUT FOR 17 DAYS NOW ISN'T ON DAMN AIM!!

Ok, I'm done.

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:20 PM
Didn't you try and get me to buy a bag from an Army Surplus Store?

Fender
08-28-2006, 07:27 PM
Didn't you try and get me to buy a bag from an Army Surplus Store?


Yes I did.




And Darth, don't ask someone out on AIM! Real life encounters for the win.

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:30 PM
And didn't you convince me to instead buy a NAKE* bag from the market?


*Cheap Nike knock off

DarthAve
08-28-2006, 07:36 PM
And Darth, don't ask someone out on AIM! Real life encounters for the win.
But I don't have any classes with him. ~sobsobsob~

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:37 PM
That, my dear Darth, is what lunch is for.

Fender
08-28-2006, 07:44 PM
And didn't you convince me to instead buy a NAKE* bag from the market?


*Cheap Nike knock off



Yep. That's me.

DarthAve
08-28-2006, 07:47 PM
That, my dear Darth, is what lunch is for.
I'm not your dear. And when I said no classes, I meant no classes. Not even lunch.

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:50 PM
Okay, put the claws down, only trying to help here.

Do you at least have his phone number? Phone conversations tend to be a bit less impersonal than AIM.

DarthAve
08-28-2006, 07:53 PM
Nope. I have no means of connections other than IM.

Although he does play Gaia sometimes....

~woosh~

Joshi
08-28-2006, 07:58 PM
Okay, here's what you do (don't worry, for some unknown reason I have an unquenchable desire to help women with their problems, it's true, ask Fender) when he comes on AIM (or you go to Gaia... whatever that is, I'm so out of touch), instead of asking him out, ask him for his phone number.

It's pretty much the same thing, just with different words, but that way, you'll be able to call him and ask him out properly. It's the little touches that count.

Kjølen
08-28-2006, 09:43 PM
The only relationships people should have over the Internet (by any means) are cybersexual relationships. This includes asking someone out over the Internet. Have you no class at all? The younger generation makes me so very sad.

DrMcCoy
08-29-2006, 08:19 AM
ThinkGeek is a good place for funny T-Shirts also.

Unfortunately, the shipping costs to Europe (or to Germany, at least) are horrendous, getDigital (http://www.getdigital.de/) would be a better alternative (for German citizens, at least)... They don't have that much stuff as ThinkGeek, though...

Joshi
08-29-2006, 08:27 AM
True, I've never bought anything from ThinkGeek, but I have been tempted on occasion, but yes, shipping is annoying.

Just looked around getDigital... dude! (http://www.getdigital.de/index/0x98/lng/2)

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 08:33 AM
Darth Ave, you must encounter him at some point in the day, otherwise you clearly don't actually know him which means you'd look a bit silly asking him out. Try to get to know him first, relationships that started out as friendships tend to be more comfortable for both parts, also more meaningful. I'd give it at least about a month before you start letting on that you like him, you may find out that you actually don't like him. You never know, maybe he fancies you too.

Edit: When I said he might "fancy" you, that's an English word meaning he likes you. Let me word it differently: You never know, maybe he has a crush on you too.


God that sounds so mean girlsy... I wish I never watched Mean girls

DrMcCoy
08-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Just looked around getDigital... dude! (http://www.getdigital.de/index/0x98/lng/2)

Hmm, now I wish I put that one on instead of this one (http://www.getdigital.de/index/0x7d/lng/2), so I could say something like "And guess what I've got on right now! :D"...

Ray Jones
08-29-2006, 10:18 AM
SYN? ACK? -- You suck!

(Seriously, now I know why there are no girls around you.. :~~~)


I meant no classes. Not even lunch.Then how exactly do you got to know this person? I mean. You know?


Ray!!YES!!?!?
They have panties (http://www.hottopic.com/store/nodePage.asp?LS=0&RN=160)!!W00t!! -- Made of tapestries too!

*masturbate*

Joshi
08-29-2006, 10:55 AM
W00t!! -- Made of tapestries too!

*masturbate*

I'm still trying yo figure out why your custom title doesn't read "Panty God".

Ray Jones
08-29-2006, 11:01 AM
Well, it really does not. Hrm.

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 11:05 AM
It should say "knickers blokey geezer pub toss piss-head". Was that English or what? HAR!

DrMcCoy
08-29-2006, 11:19 AM
SYN? ACK? -- You suck!

(Seriously, now I know why there are no girls around you.. :~~~)

http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/zeugs/icon_dotdotdot.gif

Joshi
08-29-2006, 11:26 AM
Right, except Ray's German and that wouldn't have fit anyway...

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 11:34 AM
I wonder if "Mind that bus - what bus - splat" would fit. A cookie goes to anyone who knows where that quote is from...

Smon
08-29-2006, 01:47 PM
Red Dwarf?

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 02:30 PM
...f*ck you

DarthAve
08-29-2006, 03:01 PM
Then how exactly do you got to know this person? I mean. You know?
I pretty much had all my classes with him last year. I sat next to him in math, and I could never wear a sweater he was so hot.

Yeah, that was gay. I'll never make that joke again. Ever.

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 03:09 PM
I think you deserve some sort of punishment for not editing that out of your post... Was there alot of chemistry when you sat next to him? Oh no of course there wasn't, it was MATHS!!!!! Eh? hehehe.* What year... no wait... how old are you?

*See? I put a strikethrough in my crap joke.

Joshi
08-29-2006, 03:12 PM
Fealiks, I'm using all my self control not to edit that out of your post altogether... I mean my god.

DarthAve
08-29-2006, 03:15 PM
I'm 15. And I make gay jokes.

Yesterday, he wore this awesome shirt. It was the color of Sunkist!

Fealiks
08-29-2006, 05:46 PM
This is sounding more and more like your diary...

DarthAve
08-29-2006, 05:54 PM
What's with your custom title?

1. It's over 25 characters
2. You haven't even reached 1000 post.
3. It sounds really emo.

Joshi
08-29-2006, 06:24 PM
Should I be saying "Good old Thrik"?

Fender
08-29-2006, 08:52 PM
I like it. It has a certain "I've been haxxored" look to it.

1337

there we are, I'm done being internet cool now.

Das Mole
08-29-2006, 09:38 PM
so about asking someone out, here's a funny story.

so i'm friends with this one girl who used to be goth (ala...shopped at hot topic, i'm sure) but she started wearing preppy clothes...because she wanted to ask me out. so we go on the band trip to florida.

i'm going to my hotel room.

and one of her other friends, who is gay, is waiting around there talking on his phone. and he's like "danielle asked me to give you this". so i'm like ummm ok...and i read it and it goes a lit'l su'thin lak this:

"i know you probably know this already but i really like you a lot and i think you're really cute, smart, and funny. i was wondering if you would consider dating me?"

and then he goes "what should i tell her?"...and i was like "um...tell her i dont know". mind you i was trying to suppress serious laughter/shock/catatonia immediately after reading it. so he's like "ok" and then she never brought it up again, thank god. either way it was one of the scariest experiences of my life. all jokes aside, i had a nightmare that night and couldn't eat breakfast the next morning.

she's a nice person and i'm friends with her...but honestly she scares me a little bit.

oh yeah and our band director almost caught her smoking several times on that trip.

fun stuff.

i have another story that deals with the complete opposite, but i'll save that one for another time.

DarthAve
08-29-2006, 09:46 PM
Don't worry. Tomarrow, I'm channelling Audrey. No man can resist the sheer sexiness of an empire waisted LBD! or some cute pearls. Or these killer heels that make my legs look so sexy after I've shaved. But I have to prepair. Tomarrow is Vixen Day for Avery.

Smon
08-29-2006, 09:48 PM
Don't worry. Tomarrow, I'm channelling Audrey. No man can resist the sheer sexiness of an empire waisted LBD! or some cute pearls. Or these killer heels that make my legs look so sexy after I've shaved. But I have to prepair. Tomarrow is Vixen Day for Avery.
...may God have mercy on our souls.

DarthAve
08-29-2006, 10:02 PM
and mine. If he says no, I won't be here for a while. Seriously. I've been eyeing him since 6th grade.

Smon
08-29-2006, 10:07 PM
and mine. If he says no, I won't be here for a while. Seriously. I've been eyeing him since 6th grade.
Well, let me say that should he say no or yes, you can always find comfort in the LFRD. Probably not here, because you're pretty much enemies with the LFMI, but on the LFRD we're always there.

Vikinor
08-30-2006, 04:30 AM
I had no classes with my previous girlfriend. I asked her out in person.

Alien426
08-30-2006, 06:47 AM
I wonder if "Mind that bus - what bus - splat" would fit. A cookie goes to anyone who knows where that quote is from...
Final Destination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JNJ-7H7uI)? I'm not on a computer with audio.

DrMcCoy
08-30-2006, 07:49 AM
so i'm friends with this one girl who used to be goth (ala...shopped at hot topic, i'm sure) but she started wearing preppy clothes...because she wanted to ask me out.

Which means you ruined a little goth girl, shame on you!
*shakes his head*

but honestly she scares me a little bit.

...Take your xenophobia elsewhere, please...

Ray Jones
08-30-2006, 07:59 AM
Das you idiot. A girl who changes her style of clothing for you, will do literally anything else for you too. And you get the idiot dumbass tag additionally, because she thinks you're, I cite: "cute, smart and funny".


That is, ladies and gentlemen, how to screw a ****.

Fealiks
08-30-2006, 08:17 AM
Yeah, blowjobs for life but noooo.... Mole, was that made up? A goth girl with a gay friend?! WTFMEANGRLZ!!!!!!!!!!1

Alien, it wasn't final destination, it was Red Dwarf. Smon got it. How the hell he got it I dont know... How the HELL did you get that? Seriously!

Ray Jones
08-30-2006, 08:24 AM
Seriously, how does that connect to blow jobs? If I say "anything else" that doesn't mean blow job.

I mean, a blow job is not classified anything else.

Gee. :rolleyes:

Joshi
08-30-2006, 08:40 AM
Alien, it wasn't final destination, it was Red Dwarf. Smon got it. How the hell he got it I dont know... How the HELL did you get that? Seriously!

Actually that's the first thing I thought of, but then that was a tram in Final Destination right?

Fealiks
08-30-2006, 09:05 AM
No, it was Rimmer saying it. It was a proper quote, you dimwits. Rimmer and Lister (two main characters from Red Dwarf)were talking about dying (Rimmer is dead already) and Rimmer said "At least I got a bit of a warning. The best warning some people get is 'mind that bus what bus splat' " or something like that. I don't know how Smon got it though, since that episode is long forgotten and only available on DVD/VHS

Joshi
08-30-2006, 09:07 AM
...perhaps he has the DVD. Dimwit

Ray Jones
08-30-2006, 09:11 AM
If you're not going back on discussing myspace, I'll have to report your behaviour to some moderator.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 09:13 AM
I would be very insterested to recieve that PM.

Oh screw it, Fender didn't post his, so I'll post it for him. Listen to his music.

http://www.myspace.com/blackjackuk

Ray Jones
08-30-2006, 10:24 AM
I'm pretty sure there was no particular reason why he didn't embar post this himself. On the other hand he surely will appreciate that you did it for the sake of pure on-topic-ness.

Like me.

I'll let you go, this time, but be warned, next time the Monkey Island Discussion Forum's moderators team(TM) won't be so grace grate graci friendly again.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 11:02 AM
Too right. We here love nothing more than off topicness.

Ray Jones
08-30-2006, 11:12 AM
Topic is topic. "On" or "off", who cares,.. it is mostly only important concerning the light switch at places where you make out, anyways.



Oh, wait. I do care. Didn't I warn you earlier the day?

Joshi
08-30-2006, 11:53 AM
If you're not going back on discussing myspace, I'll have to report your behaviour to some moderator.


Yep, looks like.

Alien426
08-30-2006, 12:48 PM
Can I get a cookie anyways?

Das Mole
08-30-2006, 05:34 PM
Das you idiot. A girl who changes her style of clothing for you, will do literally anything else for you too. And you get the idiot dumbass tag additionally, because she thinks you're, I cite: "cute, smart and funny".


That is, ladies and gentlemen, how to screw a ****.

She's not exactly the definition of beauty (http://www.myspace.com/drinkinlemonade).

And for the record, she said she changed her style because she was just "sick of being goth" since all the goth kids nowadays are goth just because, whereas she's actually had rough experiences. But that's what she said.

Yeah, blowjobs for life but noooo.... Mole, was that made up? A goth girl with a gay friend?! WTFMEANGRLZ!!!!!!!!!!1"

No. Click the link above for her Myspace.

Click this one (http://www.myspace.com/ilovespritefosho6969) for his.

They both play saxophone. Otherwise I doubt they'd be friends.

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 05:53 PM
I have a gay goth friend who wants to have naruto's babies. Also, that guy in the picture with the girl is kinda hot.

And, I ASKED HIM OUT TODAY!!!

Joshi
08-30-2006, 05:56 PM
How'd it go?! How'd it go?! How'd It Go?!

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 05:57 PM
Well...

I dunno.

Das Mole
08-30-2006, 06:18 PM
Also, that guy in the picture with the girl is kinda hot.

lol he's gay too.

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 06:25 PM
...they all are. EXCEPT MY CHASIE WASEY BOO!!!

and I did prepair for worse replies....

Das-DUDE! THAT'S ME!
Ave-... ~suicide~

Das Mole
08-30-2006, 06:44 PM
lmao! no.

i'm not wexican.

i'm wasian.

get the ****ference right, yo.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 06:57 PM
Well...

I dunno.

You're gonna have to give us a tad more information than that.

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 07:15 PM
Seriously. I gave him the note, hasn't said a word to me since. I dunno...but....I already got the ring on my left hand, if you know what i'm sayin'.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 07:20 PM
Whoa, wait a minute. You went old school and passed him a note? That is so retro.


Pkay when did i turn into that guy?

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 07:26 PM
I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.

but I decided against it, and basically kissed his ass for a paragraph. Then, I wrote Will you go out with me?

and then I spritzed it with my favorite scent. Bath and Body Works, holiday collection 2004, Winter Candy Apple body splash. ~sigh~

I'm hopeless.

Das Mole
08-30-2006, 07:36 PM
notes are so weird.

my guess is that he'll say "i dont know" just as i did.

unless you've ever received a note saying "will you go out with me?" yourself, you don't know how awkward it is.

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 07:42 PM
Yeah, nobody gives me notes because I'm a nerd.

A hot nerd who has more fashion sence than those Hollister shopping whores.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 07:55 PM
I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.

Now that I would have objected to on a grand scale. But the actual letter idea is kinda sweet (although I'm one of those freaks of nature who actually thinks this way, your guy will most probably throw the letter away as soon as he feels he doesn't need it anymore or use the back to play a game of naughts and crosses with his his friends).

Chances are he'll say yes just because of the novelty of recieving a letter asking him out (unless that kinda thing happens a lot when you live).

Oh, and he'll say yes because he'd be crazy to say no... of course... don't hurt me.

DarthAve
08-30-2006, 08:01 PM
HGed's be crazy to say no, eh?

Mr. Joshi, are you trying to seduce me? Cause I'm kinda committed. Although the whole 'hitting on darth' thing has been around for a while.

Joshi
08-30-2006, 08:07 PM
"Kinda committed" is good enough for me... call me Neil. ;)




Yes, this is all a joke, I wouldn't dream of hitting on a girl over the internet... no matter what others may tell you... it's all lies!

Vikinor
08-31-2006, 12:15 AM
Yep. My personal opinion is, the note was a bad move.

Ray Jones
08-31-2006, 03:17 AM
I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.Haha. Like this:

Dear Frank,

do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Kisses,
Daria


Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away?

Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD! :dozey:

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 07:52 AM
A note was such a bad move. If you asked him yourself he would appreciate it much more. Although I suppose it's a couple of steps up from getting a friend to ask for him.

Smon
08-31-2006, 10:18 AM
Haha. Like this:

Dear Frank,

do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Kisses,
Daria


Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away?

Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD! :dozey:

My notes always work.

Dear Carol,

do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic.

Please reply soon, and choose wisely.

-Smon

Ray Jones
08-31-2006, 10:42 AM
Yeah, with this coming back--Dear Carol,

do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[x] No.
[ ] Maybe.


Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic.

Please reply soon, and choose wisely.

-Smon
and following note on her door:Dear Smon,

I'm not at home, because I'm out,
making out with literally everyone I will meet on my way,
but just not with you!!




Carol

ps. Please tell my mom that this is what she gets for taking my Mr. Long John
and not giving him back.

Smon
08-31-2006, 10:44 AM
I planned for this.

Obviously you do not understand my power.

Enlosed is your big toe.

Please reconsider, we don't want to lose anymore toes now do we?

-Smon

Ray Jones
08-31-2006, 10:58 AM
Oh, I should know too well..

You seem to have difficulties in abstracting what I am trying to say.

It's not gonna happen, punk!

Enclosed is my dead body, with all the openings filled up with boiling lead and
sewn close.


Carol

Smon
08-31-2006, 11:49 AM
PICK UP LINES THAT NEVER WORK:

"Hey baby, are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."-Robot Chicken
"Hey baby, are you tired? Because here's a photo of your mom locked up in my attic."-SMBC
"Hey baby, are you gonna walk to your car alone later tonight? I'll just be staring at you from this corner booth all night."-Dane Cook

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 02:28 PM
This is my faviroute pick-up line: "Oh you like jokes, do you? Well, here's a little gag. And a blindfold. And some handcuffs. Yeah you like that don't you, you dirty little tramp"

Failing that: "Are you a fox? Only I'm sure I've seen you rooting around my bins at night... picking up old socks... bits of... dead chicken..."

Of course, if nothing else works, there's always the old failsafe: "You know, you look just like the girl of my dreams. Except you're not naked. And you don't have a knife behind your back. Oh, and you're not on fire. And you don't have a sort or... plastic bag for a face... and you look nothing like my mother. Other than that, just like the girl of my dreams."

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 03:06 PM
He hasn't spoken to me since.

I'm done eating for a few days.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 03:29 PM
Well now that ain't healthy, at least eat a hoagie or something.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 03:57 PM
I can't help it. Maybe I'm not good enough for him.

DrMcCoy
08-31-2006, 03:58 PM
He hasn't spoken to me since.

*tries to refrain from grinning mischievously and making a witty-mean comments*

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 04:19 PM
Eat, don't eat whatever. I'm off to get a KFC. A big juicy family-sized bucket of dripping, fatty chicken that tastes like God's vagina.

That was a lie to make you want to eat. I've not had KFC in ages. God how I miss KFC...

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 04:22 PM
I love KFC.

maybe I'll have a salt-free rice cake later. Because I love those.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 04:36 PM
Oh, so you're the one who likes those.

I don't get it with women and depressive not eating. You're not the first girl i know to have done that and it really makes no sense.

Here's what you do, load up on chocolate, it's only a temporary fix, but it tastes bloody great.

And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around.

DrMcCoy
08-31-2006, 04:39 PM
And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around.

I bet $5 that he won't!

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 04:41 PM
No ana is for love issues. Chocolate is for your cycle.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 04:46 PM
Have you tried it? Trust me chocolate will help you right now.

And as for you McCoy, shame on you, betting $5 on someone elses personal life. pm me, we'll work something out

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 04:58 PM
Ave, unlike these animals, you know I'd never ever do anything like that.

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Joshi
08-31-2006, 05:02 PM
Oo, big spender our Fealiks.

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 05:02 PM
ave and fealiks should date each other.

enough said.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 05:05 PM
D:

NO!

God no, god no, GOD NO!

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 05:06 PM
well you two are...similar...

...

...

...

hm.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 05:06 PM
****... my plan is at the ready...
I'm Gay.

Edit: We must have posted at almost exactly the same time since my post came up after yours but is says "last post by Das Mole"... and you suck.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 05:08 PM
well you two are...similar...


You're quite right they both... have heads.

Oh, and Darth, just for your own edification, note, I bet in favour of him saying yes.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 05:10 PM
Yeah but my hands are a bit more used...

Wait, did I just make a crap McCoy style masturbation joke? Ouch my head hurts...

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 05:10 PM
He'd better say yes, cause if he doesn't I'll rip his f*ckin balls off, then shove them down his throat.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 05:13 PM
Thats only if he says yes, and think much more subtle and a tiny bit further up the body, just a tiny bit though.

DrMcCoy
08-31-2006, 05:14 PM
Das, I'd go even further, you, Flealiks and Darth are similar...

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DarthAve
08-31-2006, 05:16 PM
Eww, besides. I already have an LF hookup. Apparently, me and Halo_92 are canon. And me and Klia are bff's 4evr.

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 05:16 PM
Das, I'd go even further, you, Flealiks and Darth are similar...

no.

no.

you're wrong.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 05:19 PM
no.

no.

you're wrong.
In the most sence. However, I do approve of your Custom User Title.

One episode of Making the Band, and I was so hooked. (That's how we keep it poppin', make sure the base knockin')

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 05:21 PM
Yeah I'm far more superior than either of them, being younger and better at seducing the ladies... (http://www.lucasforums.com/showpost.php?p=2164919&postcount=161)

Oh and McCoy, 01010111011010000110000101110100001000000110111101 10010001100100011100110010000001100001011100100110 01010010000001111001011011110111010100100000011001 11011010010111011001101001011011100110011100100000 011101010111001100111111

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 05:25 PM
In the most sence. However, I do approve of your Custom User Title.

One episode of Making the Band, and I was so hooked. (That's how we keep it poppin', make sure the base knockin')

i didn't actually watch the show.

and then i heard the name of the band and i hated it.

and i saw the video and hated it.

but the song is hottttttttt.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 05:27 PM
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Fealiks, you didn't make a crap McCoy masturbation joke, you made a crap Ray Jones masturbation joke.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 06:21 PM
I'M TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW!!

Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 06:37 PM
have fun.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 06:38 PM
OH MY GOD! JENNIFER DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE NOTE I'M GOING TO GO OD ON ADVIL.

kthxbye,

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 06:39 PM
...

dayyyyyyyyyummmmmm.

Joshi
08-31-2006, 06:41 PM
Quick! Make your... typing sound more... sexy...?

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 06:43 PM
Dang, we have no advil.

Just vitamins and expired nasonex.

Thank god me parents have a lot of steak knives. I'm of to go play Children of the Corn.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 07:10 PM
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Das, what would you say are the odds of Ave and her boy getting together?

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 07:15 PM
FOR GODS F*CKING SAKES WILL YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH YOUR DAMN FUNNYNESS! IT'S NOT F*CKING FUNNY AND YOUR A COMPLETE *******!!

MY GOD, I WANNA KILL MYSELF.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 07:15 PM
I was being serious. And its funniness. Biatch.

Edit:
Can I get a cookie anyways?
Sorry, I missed that. You can have a few. (http://www.cookies-etc.com/images/largecookies/homecookiestack.jpg)

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 07:18 PM
Okay, okay. I'm gonna ask him out for realz, next time he's on, It's go time.

Fealiks
08-31-2006, 07:27 PM
Ok but I hope Das comes on soon cause we need those odds.

Um... out of curiosity of course...

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 07:35 PM
FOR GODS SAKES! Quit being such a complete *******, Fealiks. You can clearly see I'm pissy and depressed, but NO! I'm still gonna make fun of this girl and be a complete dickhead.

I hate you.

Das Mole
08-31-2006, 07:54 PM
i'm telling you. you guys should start seeing each other. even if it would be a long-distance relationship. anyway, the odds...um. well. from experience...

...that girl's chance was an absolute no, aka 0%. but just because of the circumstances.

but yeah. if you know him well and you're actually friends then i guess there's no problem. assuming you're not scary and you're not a goth-turned-prep.

DarthAve
08-31-2006, 08:15 PM
Well, I talked to him!

Halo_92
08-31-2006, 11:03 PM
I have a myspace but pretty much only family and close friends are on it.


Darth, Congrats.

DrMcCoy
09-01-2006, 09:26 AM
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Also, Darth, it is funny. If you don't want people to laugh at you, keep your private life...well, private... ;P

Joshi
09-01-2006, 09:43 AM
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Translation for those who don't speak the language:
You guy's should be ashamed of yourself! Betting on a poor girl like this!! Honestly!
That's it, all bets are off!

Fealiks
09-01-2006, 11:00 AM
Hah that's almost what he said....

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Ave, you aren't depressed, you are just sad. Depression is a disease, if you were depressed you wouldn't be talking on a forum. Oh, and our secret relationship has gone on long enough, I was only in it for the money. You're dumped.

Joshi
09-01-2006, 11:12 AM
Depression isn't a disease... who the hell told you that?

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Translated: Darth Ave, I respect you very much as a person. I hope all goes well with this guy. <3

EDIT:
Dude, if you stare at the Binary long enough... you can see a face.


I think it's about time I went outside.

DrMcCoy
09-01-2006, 11:26 AM
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Pfff, outside...

*laugh at Darth some more*

Fealiks
09-01-2006, 11:56 AM
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Joshi, I didn't mean a disease as in disease disease... It's an illness though. If you take things seriously at all, ever, you need to go outside. So do I come to think of it... I forget which day it is... breasts

Joshi
09-01-2006, 11:56 AM
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No, lets not laugh at Darth, it's not nice.

EDIT:
Fealiks
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Fealiks
09-01-2006, 12:29 PM
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...shyeah

Joshi
09-01-2006, 12:33 PM
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Fealiks
09-01-2006, 12:42 PM
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Joshi
09-01-2006, 12:45 PM
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Fealiks
09-01-2006, 01:00 PM
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Crazy binary, kids.

DrMcCoy
09-01-2006, 02:46 PM
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Also, Flealiks, you should delete that "[" out of your binary stream, "c += (buf[i]-48) << (7-i);" doesn't have the desired effect on values other than 0 and 1 (yeah, I know, a simple ("if((buf[i] != '0') && (buf[i] != '1')) continue;" before that line would let it ignore other characters, but it's still unclean)...

DarthAve
09-01-2006, 02:47 PM
HE SAID NO!!! I've never been more releaved in my life.

DrMcCoy
09-01-2006, 02:51 PM
1. Hmmpf, could you have waited a day or so?!?
2. <nelson>HAHA!</nelson>
3. "releaved"? How so? (Also, damn!)

Joshi
09-01-2006, 02:52 PM
Relieved?!

Fealiks
09-01-2006, 02:55 PM
Ah well, I'm sure you'll meet someone nice on the rebound. Oh and Joshi,
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Joshi
09-01-2006, 03:01 PM
How the hell did you work that out?

DarthAve
09-01-2006, 03:03 PM
Well wit the reliever part. I'm SO not gonna be a paranoid crazy chick! Cause when I was wish john, I was complete paranoid. But Chase said he didn't have the time for commitment. He does the athletic thing (Soccer and CC)

I'll try again around Christmas. With a mix CD. Cause he thinks he likes Jimi Hendrix too.

Alien426
09-01-2006, 03:15 PM
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Fealiks
09-01-2006, 03:30 PM
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Halo_92
09-02-2006, 02:34 PM
What the hell?

Kjølen
09-02-2006, 02:40 PM
01000010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100 10000001101001011100110010000001110011011101000110 11110110111101110000011010010110010000101110000011 010000101001001100011011110110110000101110

DarthAve
09-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Keep up the binary betting, you'll be doing this till the week before christmas break when I give him the mix CD. :/

Vikinor
09-04-2006, 07:05 AM
LOL, no time for commitment. ROFL BOMB

And you had your friend give him the note which never happened?! Wow. Just. Wow.

Also, he thinks he likes Jimi Hendrix? No, you like the Hendrix or you don't. And if you don't you need to listen to it more.

Christmas is a long ay away too.


I want to learn this binary. I NEED to learn this binary.

Ray Jones
09-04-2006, 07:31 AM
McCoy and cool. Doin' it and not doin' it. Penis and vagina. Zero and one. Darth_Ave and laying boys.

That simple.

Fealiks
09-04-2006, 09:15 AM
You missed "Ray Jones and small egos" ;P And maybe "Fealiks and becoming a moderator at LF"

Edit: Vikinor, I'll PM you a site, I don't want Ave seeing what an arseho-- I mean loyal friend I am....

DrMcCoy
09-04-2006, 11:18 AM
Pfff, being cool is sooo overrated!

/proud to be a geek
//listening to the new Blind Guardian album! :)

Ray Jones
09-04-2006, 11:42 AM
*belly-punches McCoy*

DrMcCoy
09-04-2006, 12:19 PM
*sees his belly wobble*
*notices Ray's fist's stuck*
*shrug*

Fealiks
09-04-2006, 12:52 PM
McCoy, want a jam and lard sandwich? My friend at school had two jam and lard sandwiches... I mean big slabs of lard and many a jam coating on top. He is f*cking fat, man.

Vikinor
09-04-2006, 01:11 PM
I'm listening to Protest the Hero.

What is Blind Guardian?

DrMcCoy
09-04-2006, 03:02 PM
*ignores Flealiks*

What is Blind Guardian?

The German speed/power/epic metal band. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Guardian)

DarthAve
09-04-2006, 05:33 PM
Darth_Ave and laying boys.
...that's a bad thing right?

I'm clueless today.