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Scorpicus
08-29-2006, 12:45 PM
It's time we get a new game! The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me" game!

Right, the rules are that the first person will type out a situation e.g. Bob was walking down the street.

Then the second person will kill them: when he got mowed down by a pentioner on a moped!

Then the third guy would kill the old guy on the moped and so on and so on.

All clear? Good. Ahem:

Maria Sharapova was playing tennis when...

Pho3nix
08-29-2006, 12:48 PM
She saw Anna Kournikova working out and died of awe.

Nick Virago
08-29-2006, 02:50 PM
then Lindsay Lohan showed up and shot Anna (sorry, 8 am is way too early to have any original ideas).

Nick Virago
11-27-2006, 06:43 AM
*bump*

Sotha-Sil
11-27-2006, 08:46 AM
Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.

:(

Du Man
12-15-2006, 01:54 AM
Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.

:(


then the guy died in obscurity as he ran in a fit of depression right infront of a bus that happened to be driven at the time by Cary Elwes.

(we using celeberties only?)

King Dando
12-15-2006, 04:37 AM
Then some average Joe dragged Cary Elwes off the bus, held him up at gunpoint, took him to the local zoo, and threw him in with the...urrrr....lions. No, tigers....Nah, lions.

Nick Virago
12-20-2006, 11:09 AM
Then Uwe Boll dragged him to a room where he tied him to a chair and made him watch all his movies over and over again, so he died in a really painful way.

King Dando
12-20-2006, 01:05 PM
EDIT: Then Uwe Boll was set upon by a pack of venomous hellhounds, whose leader was a man who really hated Uwe Boll?

Nick Virago
12-22-2006, 02:20 PM
But then there's no one left to kill!

King Dando
12-22-2006, 05:38 PM
^Now Nick, go for the kill!

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 09:54 PM
Nick dillydallied too long and forgot about the hellhounds. They eventually finished up Uwe Boll and proceeded to devour our beloved forumite.

King Dando
12-22-2006, 10:14 PM
Then after witnessing this whole affiar, Herman Munster went into a blind rage, accidently killing four people.

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 11:10 PM
And then a convenient mob of townsfolk with torches and pitchforkes eviscerated poor Herman, robbing The Munsters of their breadwinner.

King Dando
12-23-2006, 07:44 AM
Then one of the townsfolk (somehow) managed to drench everybody with kerosene, and then proceded to set fire to them all

Nick Virago
12-23-2006, 12:46 PM
Then Ozzy Osburne showed up and bit his head off

King Dando
12-23-2006, 01:01 PM
Then Geezer Butler showed up a smashed Ozzy's head in with his bass guitar

Nick Virago
01-04-2007, 06:45 PM
Then Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, walked in and slowly talked Geezer into dying.

King Dando
01-04-2007, 07:00 PM
Then Don Johnson came along in his Miami Vice guise and shot Alfred

Grey Master
01-04-2007, 07:05 PM
Then Godzilla came and roasted Don Johnson with his flamebreath....

King Dando
01-04-2007, 07:09 PM
Then Rodan appeared and emitted a radioactive heat beam from his mouth, killing Godzilla

Grey Master
01-04-2007, 07:13 PM
Then came Thor and smashed Rodan to dust.......

Nick Virago
01-08-2007, 04:33 PM
Then Rosie O'Donnell came and threw a rubber band at the Thor's head.

Grey Master
01-08-2007, 08:05 PM
Then came Donald Trump and sued her, then she got executed....

Carlo El Sanchez
01-09-2007, 03:18 AM
Then Chuck Norris came out of nowere and bit Donald Trump's face off - killing him instantly.

King Dando
01-09-2007, 05:15 PM
Then Tony Montana appears, yells "Say 'Hello' to my little friend!" and unloads a whole magazine of ammo into Chuck

Grey Master
01-09-2007, 08:15 PM
Then came Wolverine and cuts him to dead......

Carlo El Sanchez
01-10-2007, 04:35 AM
Then White Goodman from Dodgeball comes and suffocates Wolverine with his rich long stylish hair.

Grey Master
01-10-2007, 10:06 AM
Then came Venom and beated White Goodman to dead, then eated his remains.....

King Dando
01-10-2007, 07:22 PM
Then Benny Goodman came along and bludgeoned Venom to death with his clarinet.

Grey Master
01-10-2007, 11:08 PM
Then came Carnage and attacked Benny, resulting in Goodman's death...

Carlo El Sanchez
01-10-2007, 11:10 PM
Then King Kong came and ripped Carnage in halfe with his bare hands

Grey Master
01-10-2007, 11:17 PM
Then came The Grim Reaper and destoyed Kong's soul....

Nick Virago
01-11-2007, 12:23 PM
Then Domino Hurley arrived and sprouted the grim reaper (named Jim) for stealing his rip.

King Dando
01-11-2007, 02:01 PM
Then Manny sailed a coral grinder into Domino

Carlo El Sanchez
01-11-2007, 10:22 PM
Then George of the Jungle swung on a vine and hit Manny, killing him.

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 10:26 PM
Then came a T-Rex and caught George in his fangs, and dismembered him...

Carlo El Sanchez
01-11-2007, 10:38 PM
Then Bastila Shan came and took her top off to reveal her $$$ and at the sight the T-Rex dropped dead with his eyes wide open.

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 10:40 PM
Then came Revan and divorced Bastila for doing that, which let Bastila to suicide.....

Carlo El Sanchez
01-11-2007, 10:42 PM
Then came The Exile, and showed Revan his lightsaber kills....Revan died just like that because The Exiles skill where so terrible.

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 10:45 PM
Then came Sion and told the Exile "you are beautiful to me", and the Exile killed herself for thinking that she was so ugly for attracting Sion......

Carlo El Sanchez
01-11-2007, 10:52 PM
Then came the kid from the Bob Sinclair music video's and killed Sion with a guitar.

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 11:06 PM
Then came Goku and used some cool martial art techniques and defeated the kid...

Carlo El Sanchez
01-12-2007, 04:36 AM
Then a Hunter from Halo comes and bashes Goku to death with its solid shield

King Dando
01-12-2007, 10:19 AM
Then Gordon Freeman came along and smashed the Hunter with his crowbar

Carlo El Sanchez
01-13-2007, 02:27 AM
Then George Foreman comes and burns Gordon's head under the George Foreman grill.

Nick Virago
01-15-2007, 03:11 PM
Then Montgomery Burns comes and burns George with a flamethrower for having previously burnt Gordon Freeman's head.

Grey Master
01-15-2007, 06:13 PM
Then comes Maggie and shoots Mr. Burns, killing him....

Carlo El Sanchez
01-20-2007, 08:49 PM
Then Jaba the Hutt comes and eats Maggie.

Grey Master
01-20-2007, 11:04 PM
Then comes Leia and strangles Jabba with her chain......

Carlo El Sanchez
01-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Then Chewbacca pulls Leia's bra off...and Leia dies of humiliation as Han Solo laughs.

Rogue Nine
01-21-2007, 01:36 AM
I don't usually come into non-SW areas, but this is just ridiculous. Grey Master and Carlo, you've taken over this thread and turned it into a flaming ball of dung. Do not do this again. Ever. Especially you, Carlo. You've just gotten off of a ban and this is no way to make a second impression.

This is your only warning. If I see something like this again anywhere on LucasForums, I'm handing out bannings, and not of the temporary variety.