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FuzzyDice Chick
09-18-2006, 11:20 PM
Who likes pizza? I do! We should have an all you can eat here on the internet!This thred is for people who like offtopic things!
FuzzyDice Chick rules! :) :) :) :) :twogun: :)

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-18-2006, 11:28 PM
I started Japanese classes today. The walk to class is harder than the class itself.

Samnmax221
09-18-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm saying as many vulgar things as possible within earshot of teachers, I'm going to drill the ****ing speach code into the ground.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-18-2006, 11:39 PM
Japanese rocks! I'm learning it too. Ho-ray! I'm learning how to say "Here's my card" ! It rocks! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-19-2006, 12:46 AM
I'm saying as many vulgar things as possible within earshot of teachers, I'm going to drill the ****ing speach code into the ground.
Go for it man. That's a hell of a plan.

darlimondoll
09-19-2006, 02:29 AM
Go for it

CONNECT FOUR!


...I always mentally sat that when I hear/read that phrase.

I hate the Jet Dry commercials.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-19-2006, 02:35 AM
Wow! You guys must have it tough! My teachers rock! :) :) :) :) :)
I wanna talk about pizza! What's your FAVORIT toping?

FuzzyDice Chick
09-19-2006, 08:25 AM
Sorry, I know we aren't meant to dubble post but I've seen other people do it. So no one wants to talk about pizza eh? Well all rite then! No just kiding.
:) :twogun: :)

Rock_California
09-19-2006, 07:15 PM
I want to be an assasin when I grow up...

DarthAve
09-19-2006, 07:53 PM
When I grow up I wanna be a streetwalker.

zelda 41
09-19-2006, 08:32 PM
I know what Dark wants to be when she grows up.... but lets not go there.

I wanna be a fashion ninja!

St. Jimmy
09-19-2006, 09:38 PM
I also, would like to be an assassin. An assassin with a trade mark.

DarthAve
09-19-2006, 09:46 PM
I know what Dark wants to be when she grows up.... but lets not go there.

I wanna be a fashion ninja!
...A ninja, in fashionable clothes.

Hmm....i'm imagineing the scent.

Stealth by Calvin Cline. For Ninja's.

St. Jimmy
09-19-2006, 10:22 PM
HAHAH wicked. The only problem with that is that you would be able to SMELL the ninja. Making the name of the scent contradictory to the smell itself. As bad-ass as it would be, ninja's don't wear scents.

DarthAve
09-19-2006, 10:25 PM
That's what's cool about it, no scent. It's basically water in a pretty bottle. Sold for quite a bit of cash.

St. Jimmy
09-19-2006, 10:32 PM
Awsome. just, awsome. I'm getting some. What would be cool is if they could wear a scent that dulls you senses. or makes you drowsy or something.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-19-2006, 10:50 PM
I know what Dark wants to be when she grows up.... but lets not go there.
"Lady of the night."

DarthAve
09-19-2006, 10:53 PM
Dark's gonna be a hoe?

..no, than she'd need a pimp. and pimps only take gracious hoes. I should know ;)

FuzzyDice Chick
09-19-2006, 10:56 PM
Awsome. just, awsome. I'm getting some. What would be cool is if they could wear a scent that dulls you senses. or makes you drowsy or something.

Yah St. Jimmy..That would rock!
Specking of what we want to be, An artist, an auther, a chef, a nijar chef that writes books and like to panit!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-19-2006, 11:02 PM
Dark's gonna be a hoe?

..no, than she'd need a pimp. and pimps only take gracious hoes. I should know ;)
Did you get rejected for being ungrateful or something?

FuzzyDice Chick
09-19-2006, 11:04 PM
Did you get rejected for being ungrateful or something?
Jmac that was SMOOTH... :) :) :twogun: :) :)

DarthAve
09-19-2006, 11:08 PM
Did you get rejected for being ungrateful or something?
No, I was rejected because I'm white. RACISM IS PLAGUEING THE HOOKER COMMUNITY!!

Also, I don't look good in wigs.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-19-2006, 11:13 PM
No, I was rejected because I'm white. RACISM IS PLAGUEING THE HOOKER COMMUNITY!!

Also, I don't look good in wigs.
So you're a bald(ing) reject hooker "IRL"?

milo
09-19-2006, 11:42 PM
Has anyone else noticed the new ads on LF? Stuff about girls "toyz"? Good stuff. I liek. :naughty:

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 12:28 AM
Has anyone else noticed the new ads on LF? Stuff about girls "toyz"? Good stuff. I liek. :naughty:
The new Avatar I don't like

milo
09-20-2006, 12:57 AM
The new Avatar I don't like
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1158281564025.jpg

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 12:59 AM
http://www.studentsforbhopal.org/Assets/Images/KimPhuk-napalm-girl.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-20-2006, 12:59 AM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1158281564025.jpg
Did you see Wasabi? Awesome movie with Jean Reno and hot Japanese girls.

Your new avatar is ****in' gay though. BRING BACK STEVEN.

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 01:01 AM
No, I was rejected because I'm white. RACISM IS PLAGUEING THE HOOKER COMMUNITY!!
Maybe you just have too many teeth

milo
09-20-2006, 01:03 AM
Did you see Wasabi? Awesome movie with Jean Reno and hot Japanese girls.

Your new avatar is ****in' gay though. BRING BACK STEVEN.
Naw, I just found that pic while browsing /b/.

What? You don't like spongebob?

St. Jimmy
09-20-2006, 01:04 AM
Sponegbob is second only to Patrick Star.

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 01:05 AM
http://www.studentsforbhopal.org/Assets/Images/KimPhuk-napalm-girl.jpg
Quoted for emphasis!

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 01:13 AM
Starfleets

FuzzyDice Chick
09-20-2006, 01:55 AM
What the heck? I started this thred talking about pizza and all of a suden we're talking hookers and gay sounding moveis! What's up with that? :smash:
Princess FuzzyDice Chick wants to talk about something else! :king1:

Halo_92
09-20-2006, 02:13 AM
Well lets talk about other things then.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-20-2006, 06:05 AM
Cool ok! So, for thoes in Amrieca, whats it like? Like you know...umm I 'spoes you guys r going into autem we're in spring! And it rocks! :king1:
PAR-TAY! :smash: :smash:

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 04:59 PM
No its not, it's ****ing 50 out right now.

DarthAve
09-20-2006, 05:58 PM
Fine. I'll talk about pizza.

It's good.

I ENJOY ROCKING TO TMBG ON THE SCHOOL BUS WHILE DEVIN AND PABLO SING SEXYBACK, AND JOHNNEY V STARES AT ME!! And Zoe makes gay ass 'Your Grandma' jokes. She's such a buttface.

We're such a crazy crew, us Bus 2 kids.

milo
09-20-2006, 06:11 PM
Fine. I'll talk about pizza.

It's good.

I ENJOY ROCKING TO TMBG ON THE SCHOOL BUS WHILE DEVIN AND PABLO SING SEXYBACK, AND JOHNNEY V STARES AT ME!! And Zoe makes gay ass 'Your Grandma' jokes. She's such a buttface.

We're such a crazy crew, us Bus 2 kids.
Do you ride the short bus to school?

DarthAve
09-20-2006, 06:17 PM
Nope, it's pretty long. Even though everyone get's their own seats. We're a rad group.

Also, I love your new avarat. that was the best Spongebob episode EVER.

zelda 41
09-20-2006, 06:55 PM
Darth, what is your avatar sopposed to be?

DarthAve
09-20-2006, 07:16 PM
It's from this mythbusters comic strip on deviantart.

here's a link (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15856555/?q=Mythbusters+boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age _scale%3A5)

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 07:20 PM
i hate going back to school. I gotta die my hair due to "policies against hair color that disrupts the learning process of other students".

List of things I wanna be when I grow up
1.Psychologist
2.Stand up comedian
3. Chef
4. Scientist
5.Voice actor

I also dislike family Guy. Ths Simpsons is original and funny. Family guy is just not right.

I've eaten the equivilent of 1 ton of rice in my lifetime.

Now, thats random.

DarthAve
09-20-2006, 07:25 PM
List of things I wanna be when I grow up
1. Ninja gayface
2. offensive Stand up comedian
3. Pirate protester
4. Comic book insparation
5. Offical creater of 'Talk like a Ninja' day, following 'Talk like a pirate' day. Just to piss Johnney Depp off.
Fixeders.

List of things I wanna be when I grow up!!!
1. Fashion Designer
2. Psychonaut
3. Psychic investagor of mental people.
4. Institute Orderly
5. Awesome

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 07:38 PM
I don't hate pirates. I watch one piece. I think about real, modern pirates and ninjas.
Real pirates don't say arghh. They have gun turrets, not cannons. They don't have crossbone flags. Their ships have radar ,not maps.
Real ninjas, welll, are almost exactly like Splinter cells.

zelda 41
09-20-2006, 07:38 PM
i hate going back to school. I gotta die my hair due to "policies against hair color that disrupts the learning process of other students".

List of things I wanna be when I grow up
1.Psychologist
2.Stand up comedian
3. Chef
4. Scientist
5.Voice actor

I also dislike family Guy. Ths Simpsons is original and funny. Family guy is just not right.

I've eaten the equivilent of 1 ton of rice in my lifetime.

Now, thats random.

HOLY CRAP. YOU WAY 2,000 POUNDS?!? Wierd.


List of jobs for me:

1. artist
2. video game designer
3. fashion designer
4. real astate agent
5. chef more or less

My cat is named Zelda ( Zelly for short) Now THATS what I call a real Zelda fangirl. And it was either that or Fluffy.

I'm going in a four wheeling race in a month.

My fav food is crab with rice.mmmmmmmmmm

This is all random.

zelda 41
09-20-2006, 07:41 PM
I watch one piece. .

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT SHOW IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
And wierd.

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 07:45 PM
HOLY CRAP. YOU WAY 2,000 POUNDS?!? Wierd.


Not all at once. I said in my lifetime. I've about one bowl of rice almost every day of my life.


I don't like crab or shrimp.

I know 130 ways to kill someone.

I say wii over and over while i sleep.

zelda 41
09-20-2006, 07:48 PM
I don't like crab or shrimp.

I know 130 ways to kill someone.

.


Evil people don't like crab. Do you kick puppies????

And I know about fifty.

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 07:48 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT SHOW IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
And wierd.
It's alot like naruto in a way.

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 07:54 PM
Evil people don't like crab. Do you kick puppies????

And I know about fifty.
I just don't like crab. I don't kick puppies.
Crab just grosses me out. Every time I put it in my mouth I think about the crab. Like vegetarians.

zelda 41
09-20-2006, 07:57 PM
Do you ever think about the poor chickens used to flaver your ramon???

I rest my case.

Psychochaos3
09-20-2006, 08:03 PM
Do you ever think about the poor chickens used to flaver your ramon???

I rest my case.
It's pork. And everytime I do that it tastes better.
:cowdanceMmmmmmm food.

Halo_92
09-20-2006, 08:09 PM
I'm not going to be able to watch Project Runway Tonight.

I'm going to youth group.

But I'm recording it instead.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-20-2006, 09:42 PM
YaY! For youth Group! Hey Halo_92 Does yours go rock climming? Ours does. (xcept I never get to go.)

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-20-2006, 10:29 PM
I got a big-ass bag of Pudding Marshmallows.

DarthAve
09-20-2006, 10:34 PM
SUBWAY RESTRAUNTS!!! EAT FRESH!!!!!

Those commericials creep me out.

I'm subscribed to 2 podcast, They Might be Giants Podcast, and Tim Gunn's PR Podcast.

My name is Prince, and I am funky. I'm kidding, Prince is scary.

There's this seriously hot bass(Low voiced dude, not the fish) in my choir. He seriously blows Chase out of the Shennendoa River(that was a refrence to a song from our choir. "AWAY!! YOU ROLLING RIVERRRRRRR!!!")

Samnmax221
09-20-2006, 11:33 PM
One more ****ing you know who thread, and I'll ****ing snap.

St. Jimmy
09-21-2006, 12:27 AM
It's from this mythbusters comic strip on deviantart.

here's a link (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15856555/?q=Mythbusters+boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age _scale%3A5)
that WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! seriously.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-21-2006, 02:10 AM
Yah..I like the scetchers of them I think the're clever!

Halo_92
09-21-2006, 04:49 PM
YaY! For youth Group! Hey Halo_92 Does yours go rock climming? Ours does. (xcept I never get to go.)
o we don't rock climb that much but we do OTHER things.

KingCheez
09-21-2006, 05:44 PM
I'm KingCheez! I hate going back to school because... i mean, homework, holy ****, no duh

My top 5 jobs are:

screenplay writer
videogame level designer
author
concept artist
creative director for a video game

Though you'll end up seeing me in a John Deere factory most likely!

My dog stopped pooping on the floor.

I used to hate Kingdom Hearts but I just play it with my eyes unfocused so I can't see how ridiculous it is that i have to fight evil with the help of donald and goofy

I would also like to meet an astronaut while I am out on a space walk.

St. Jimmy
09-21-2006, 09:52 PM
o we don't rock climb that much but we do OTHER things.
O rly? like what? I went to a laser skirmish with mine once. :D oh, YEAH!

DarthAve
09-21-2006, 10:19 PM
I would also like to meet an astronaut while I am out on a space walk.
STOLE'D FROM QUENTIN'S MYSPACE!!

Psychochaos3
09-22-2006, 04:23 PM
I play the saxophone. Alto.

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm a former boner. (Trombone, lol. the band kids have the perviest names.)

zelda 41
09-22-2006, 06:12 PM
I'm in choir. I was going to do band and play precusion , but I didn't want to go to band camp.

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 07:40 PM
I'm in the ADVANCED CHIOR for all you losers.

We sing songs that make you cry at night. Also, that bass kid named Jordan is hott. I have a reason to look at the men's section now.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-22-2006, 08:11 PM
I'm a violinest. And my quatet is playing at a conset today. this is me:violin: and the band :guitar2 :clap2: :afro1: :band1 :emodanc: :sing9: :monkey4: :3pdance::shads3:

90SK
09-22-2006, 08:13 PM
@Ave: I can relate to that. There's a babe in my Gym class. We have "Walk/Jog", and all throughout I walked behind her and thought of how lovely it would be to have a long, stimulating conversation over some hot drinks at a cafe somewhere. Everything about her is pretty: her face, her body, her hair, even her name. Vastly superior to my own, which is cumbersome and unrewarding to say. If we were to marry, I'd see to it that she kept hers.

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 08:21 PM
There's a hot kid in my gym class too. He's tall, too skinny, shy, nerdy. Which=PERFECT FOR MEEEE!!!!

St. Jimmy
09-22-2006, 08:30 PM
I play teh piano. You'll NEVER guess what song I'm learning...

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 08:40 PM
Is it by green day?

St. Jimmy
09-22-2006, 08:44 PM
It's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. And it's actually coming along quite nicely...

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 08:49 PM
...I was going to type that, but I asked if it's green day.

Not to spite Sasha, but I'm so quasi psychic right now.

St. Jimmy
09-22-2006, 08:52 PM
I also want to play the geetar and drums.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-22-2006, 08:53 PM
Chapter 243 of the Bleach manga was scanlated. Espada. Oh ****.

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 08:55 PM
I wanna play the flute. I don't know why. It just seems like a good weapon if your in a fight.

Stupid kid-BAND GEEK!!!
Flute girl-THWAP!!
Stupid kid-OOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Flute girl-HURTS DOESN'T IT? You dead bastard.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-22-2006, 08:58 PM
I wanna play the flute. I don't know why. It just seems like a good weapon if your in a fight.

Stupid kid-BAND GEEK!!!
Flute girl-THWAP!!
Stupid kid-OOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Flute girl-HURTS DOESN'T IT? You dead bastard.
Hmmm... "this one time, at band camp..."

Though I suppose the flute is okay if you're only going to play it.

St. Jimmy
09-22-2006, 08:59 PM
My sister used to play the flute, and now I know why.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-22-2006, 09:00 PM
My sister used to play the flute, and now I know why.
At least it wasn't your brother. Then the problem would have been two-fold.

KingCheez
09-22-2006, 09:00 PM
<KingCheez> wtf
<KingCheez> where is jmac
<KingCheez> MORE LIKE GAYMAC
<KingCheez> OH HO HO HO
<KingCheez> EPIC

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-22-2006, 09:01 PM
Be right there.

KingCheez
09-22-2006, 09:02 PM
i just went on irc because i expected you were there and would start a hilarious conversation on that one time you were really high and tried to eat a car

St. Jimmy
09-22-2006, 09:03 PM
I don't have a brother thank goodness. I only have a brother-in-law. And I'm bigger than him.

FuzzyDice Chick
09-22-2006, 09:16 PM
Yah. My sis's boyfriend is really short. He's nice. But he's still short. :smash:

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 10:13 PM
...Short people are teh coolest. We get the front row in choir and everyone get's to see us.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-22-2006, 10:22 PM
...Short people are teh coolest. We get the front row in choir and everyone get's to see us.
すごい!

Yay for IRC chatlogs.

jmac> いいえ 
<jmac> ひつが屋台著
<KingCheez> what
<KingCheez> what
<KingCheez> i don't speak square letters
<jmac> 何か
<jmac> the third* one is that guy's name
<jmac> in moonspeak
<KingCheez> oh
<KingCheez> how do i spoke moon
<jmac> captain hitsugaya
<KingCheez> oh
<KingCheez> how do i made awful repeated joke
<jmac> ひつが屋台著 = hitsugaya-taicho

...

jmac> 何か
<KingCheez> speak english
<KingCheez> this is an american chatroom
<KingCheez> ca.us.gamesurge.net
<jmac> SPEAK AMERICAN DAMMIT
<KingCheez> you know what this means
<KingCheez> it means we speak english
<jmac> IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR JESUS
<KingCheez> not fancy europe english
<KingCheez> ugh i hate that
<KingCheez> doesn't anyone understand
<KingCheez> jesus was black
<jmac> jesus was an a-rab
<KingCheez> who would he look more like, a guy from guns & roses or saddam
<jmac> osama
<jmac> jesus = liberal = terrorist
<KingCheez> yeah

*second, I misspelled no and left that part out

Halo_92
09-22-2006, 10:26 PM
...Short people are teh coolest. We get the front row in choir and everyone get's to see us.
Yep I'm tall just like my dad.

There, Changed my sig.

DarthAve
09-22-2006, 10:43 PM
I'm so happy....

for the vest. Because gold sequins=teh hott.

Halo_92
09-22-2006, 11:15 PM
http://www.famousfootwear.com/productimages/ff_ib17007.jpg

I'm getting these on the first.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 12:03 AM
I really need new shoes. Mine have holes all through them, so they don't keep my feet warm when it's cold out, they're not water-proof in the slightest and they're getting really uncomfortable. Also, I don't know if the boots are different in the U.S (they probably are) but has anyone tried on military boots?

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 12:11 AM
Yes My dad's new ones are quite comfy.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-23-2006, 12:13 AM
I really need new shoes. Mine have holes all through them, so they don't keep my feet warm when it's cold out, they're not water-proof in the slightest and they're getting really uncomfortable. Also, I don't know if the boots are different in the U.S (they probably are) but has anyone tried on military boots?
Yeah they're warm and waterproof.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 12:14 AM
^^ WERE warm and water-proof
@ halo (soon to be Orange Cat) :Ooh! tha new ones! I haven't tried them yet but we should be getting a whole bunch of 'em before the year's out. They're bloody expensive though..

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 12:18 AM
Yeah they are. but still comfy

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 12:47 AM
My shoes for this school year are teh hott.

I got these black and white tweed heels, and my strappy black heels from last year. And then, for tennis shoes I got black converse with a pink racing stripes around the edge.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 01:07 AM
man, I LOVE Converse shoes. they RAWK!!!11! no really. t's a SHAME I DON'T OWN ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ave you're back! (you were off-line for a while)

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:16 AM
I was. I WAS PLAYING PSYCHONAUTS!!!

But now it's not my b-day anymore, so I have to fix my settings.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 01:23 AM
Well, it's still your birthday here! Why what time is it where you are? Anyways I can still celebrate!

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 01:31 AM
Aww, I missed your birthday? Happy Belated Birthday! (That's an old catch phrase I used to have, and it fights in great here) Hopefully it RAWKED.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:34 AM
Not my real birthday, my lucasforums birthday. I turned one on here today.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 01:36 AM
Poopdog, are you really like, 21?

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 01:40 AM
In like 2 weeks yea. In Yo FACE SUCKAS!

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:54 AM
...I have a secret. A big secret. One I could only tell my BFF's, my supersecret ailas blog, and Halo_92

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 02:02 AM
Dude, such a secret is bound to drive others to the brink of insanity and beyond. WE MUST KNOW.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 02:15 AM
You don't wanna know Poop...

It'll scare you.

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 02:31 AM
Oh come on. That's just begging for us to know now.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 04:33 AM
I hate it when people do that. I bet there IS no secret and it's all just an elaborate hoax and she's fooled thousands into beleiving just to see them writhe in agony at the pain the frustration of not knowing has caused them.

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 11:29 AM
Neat! I'll take psychological warfare for 500 Alex.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 12:03 PM
("I'd like Jap Anus relations for $500."
~sigs "It's Japan U.S. Relations, Connery")

Fine1! I'll tell you, but I warned you.

I think Poopdogjr is hot, OKAY??

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 12:47 PM
O.o Wow. I thought you didn't have any online crushes.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 01:06 PM
Hi guys!

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:29 PM
O.o Wow. I thought you didn't have any online crushes.
Not really, It was just a joke for awkwardness.

the real secret is that I'm pregnent!!

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 01:53 PM
Okay, ya had me going there for a min- wait. WHAT???

Is this gonna turn into a soap opra again?

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 02:05 PM
Yep, I'm pregnent. On an RPG.

There we go. I'm RPG pregnent, on The-n.

Miss_Mayhem
09-23-2006, 02:11 PM
Halo, you changed your name! OMGLOL<3<3ETCETCETC


Congrats Darth, what will it's name be? A boy, a girl, a lizzard or catgirl?

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 02:12 PM
What are you girls talking about?

@Ave what do you mean by "I'm nobody's Rushmore :("?

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 02:28 PM
We sorta had a soap opra a while back and Darth was pregnat in it.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 02:42 PM
What are you girls talking about?

@Ave what do you mean by "I'm nobody's Rushmore :("?
Well, I'm pregnent on an RPG. if it's a girl, I'm naming her Gemma. If it's a boy, I'm naming him Pepito.

And by 'Nobody's rushmore.' I'm talking about the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128445/)

You have to see the movie to get it, though.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 02:47 PM
okay. I'll try to rent next time I'm at hollywood video.

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 02:49 PM
Hey why did you change from Hlo to orange cat? And why do want a pony?

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 02:52 PM
I don't know why, maybe becuase I just watched Shreck 2 parts with Puss in boots.

Becuase its a Red Vs Blue Quote from Caboose.

Miss_Mayhem
09-23-2006, 02:53 PM
I SHALL STILL DUB THEE HALO!

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 02:56 PM
You could rent it...but it's rated R for pirates. [ya da dat da da da!]

Or you could catch it on TV, if your lucky enough It could be on soon. I watched it this morning on FX.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 02:58 PM
that means it should be on today somtime.

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 03:21 PM
I don't know why, maybe becuase I just watched Shreck 2 parts with Puss in boots.

Becuase its a Red Vs Blue Quote from Caboose.


Naw, a better quote would be 'I like me' or a Sarge quote like 'You just got Sarged'.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 03:23 PM
"You shot Church, You team-killing F**ktard!"

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 08:22 PM
No, wait: 'That's right. I'm a gay robot' Classic.

Psychochaos3
09-24-2006, 12:17 PM
"Muhahaha! If you used your credit card, you would've gotten Airline miles!"

Halo_92
09-24-2006, 12:24 PM
"Oh man that Jeep has a real big gun!" -Caboose

Yes Good times

Psychochaos3
09-24-2006, 01:45 PM
"What?! You're worried about a car, when we're getting a tank in the next dropout!"
"You can't pick up chicks in a tank"
"you're worried about pickin up chicks! What chicks are we gonna pick up?!"

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 02:03 PM
I hate Red Vs. Blue.

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 03:10 PM
when it comes to webtoons, Salad Fingers is the true pwners.

There should be some Psychonauts webtune. With Linda....and Pokeylope....and Sheegor....and a crow....and Fred...and...

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 03:54 PM
It's possible, kinda. Doesn't Smon have 'The Movies'? That machinema-makin' pc game? He could probably make a machinema with that. Not a true webtoon, but still.

Where is Smon anyway. He hasn't shown his snarky face in like foevah.

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 04:00 PM
Yeah, smon has the movies. But I don't know a thing about it.

Andsomthing is up with Smon's family or somthing. I hope things even out for him.

Halo_92
09-24-2006, 04:29 PM
Yeah Me too.

This was the first episode I saw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp1z2O5pDEY

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 04:43 PM
Aw, you get my sentiments, Smon. See? I used a comma before I wrote your name, just like a good, grammer-minding person would. Your inner Vocabulor better be happy, if not, I just wasted a precious half of a nano-second pressing the comma button on the keyboard.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 07:03 PM
Can you get Red vs. Blue on DVD? I would SO get it seeing as I can't watch it online.

zelda 41
09-24-2006, 07:33 PM
Yah, here's a link to the website's store: http://www.roosterteethstore.com/dvds_all.html

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 09:07 PM
COOL! cheers.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-02-2006, 12:58 AM
Why has no-one said anything on this thread for like ever? Quick! Someone say something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smash:

Poopdogjr
10-02-2006, 02:23 AM
.....something!

Davinq
10-02-2006, 07:23 PM
OMG ISN'T HOLDING HANDS WITH YOUR GIRL JUST THE PWNZ0RS!?

FuzzyDice Chick
10-02-2006, 08:08 PM
.....something!
Ho-ray for people who are smartmouths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smash:

Davinq
10-09-2006, 11:06 PM
Hooray for Me for being just totally awesome enough to refresh your offtopic thread!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-10-2006, 12:51 AM
I know..thanks!

Poopdogjr
10-10-2006, 01:01 AM
I am a consumer whore!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-10-2006, 04:00 AM
Hi! you're trying to keep it alive aswell? Thankyou!!

Davinq
10-12-2006, 01:20 AM
Hooray for things offtopic, like garden gnomes, tea kettles, beach towels, and King Kong!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-12-2006, 10:27 AM
YaY! for randomness and apples! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Davinq
10-13-2006, 01:30 AM
This forum is such a lovely way to boost post count. :rofl:

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 07:55 AM
Yaeh....**Relaxes in chair**

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 02:14 PM
*Relaxes on Boobs

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
You're sick man. I'm glad I'll be leaveing for alittle while.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-16-2006, 12:04 AM
Hey **** you breasts make excellent pillows.

90SK
10-16-2006, 12:09 AM
Just so long as they're connected to a preferably female chest.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-16-2006, 12:21 AM
Just so long as they're connected to a preferably female chest.
Or a doll. Since they're just being used as pillows.

90SK
10-16-2006, 12:29 AM
That works too.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 02:51 AM
Skye your face is annoying.

90SK
10-16-2006, 04:24 PM
Oh yeah!? Well...I am rubber, you are glue!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 08:37 PM
I have NO idea what you're talking about with the "glue" and the "rubber" stuff, but what I said wasn't meant to hurt your feelings. All I'm saying is that the thing (I think it's a danceing kangaroo) is wied

90SK
10-16-2006, 09:56 PM
Kangaroo? That's a new one...


It seems no one knows what a Vorticon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorticon) is. Maybe I'll change it if I get more complaints. I honestly think it's walking is a gorgeous testament to my gif skills, but whatever.

Davinq
10-16-2006, 11:45 PM
You posess the intelligence of a drunken telephone pole that was recently sat on by an uncoordinated elephant.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 02:07 AM
Ok then Kiwi-man. You like my knew name for you. :D

St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 09:46 AM
Okay, I have a new name for you then FDC. Doke. < you like it?

TSR
10-17-2006, 10:12 AM
What the hell is going on in here?

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 05:32 PM
Aesome Avatar venom, I mean SuperRodian.

Mag did a good job

DarthAve
10-17-2006, 06:08 PM
Aesome Avatar venom, I mean SuperRodian.

Mag did a good job
NOT AS AWESOME AS MINE!!!

Dave Fisher= Teh ghey hawt.

What happened to Orange Cat?

TSR
10-17-2006, 06:18 PM
It died. Then got reincarnated to a lower ring on the scale as halo_92 again...

Halo_92
10-17-2006, 06:54 PM
Weird thats exactly what happened.

TSR
10-17-2006, 07:00 PM
I know. I killed it. :xp:

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 07:04 PM
I've got a sad thing to say. But I'm not going to say it here. I'm starting a new thred and that's where I'll say what I have to. :(

St. Jimmy
10-19-2006, 01:54 AM
yeah, I likes teh new ave for Super Rodian.

TSR
10-19-2006, 05:44 AM
Kudo's go to mag opus, The l33t newcomer.

Halo_92
10-19-2006, 05:26 PM
Yeah how the f**k could he be a n00b and still be a legend?

TSR
10-19-2006, 06:34 PM
Ask him, You need the advice.

And please, don't swear. It doesnt make you look cool, only immature.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 09:41 PM
Shut the **** up *******.

Samnmax221
10-19-2006, 09:50 PM
While you're at it **** yourself in your ****ing ass you ass****ing ass****er.

milo
10-19-2006, 09:56 PM
In before stfu, gtfo, fock off und die, etc.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 10:15 PM
inb4 shut the **** up milo that's ****ing retarded.

Samnmax221
10-19-2006, 10:15 PM
Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

St. Jimmy
10-19-2006, 10:18 PM
Ah, **** look at us.

milo
10-20-2006, 12:26 AM
inb4 shut the **** up milo that's ****ing retarded.
Somebody needs a hug. :wornout:

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 12:44 AM
Somebody needs a hug. :wornout:
Somebody with boobs hopefully!

TSR
10-20-2006, 05:03 AM
Somebody with boobs hopefully!

Somebody also needs a girlfriend ;)

And to add to the flamefest

@Halo 92-
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5778/stfuih6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

>.>

@Milojmiles- http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2218/iluhw3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

And to Jmac- http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6053/000000000000fm3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

You made me say it.

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 04:01 PM
I don't need a girlfriend, just an introverted hot girl who doesn't mind being "casual". Oh and she can't threaten to kill me, then chop her hair down real short and listen to sobby music.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-20-2006, 04:23 PM
Somebody also needs a girlfriend ;)

And to add to the flamefest

@Halo 92-
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5778/stfuih6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

>.>

@Milojmiles- http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2218/iluhw3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

And to Jmac- http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6053/000000000000fm3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

You made me say it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Install a Japanese/East Asian language pack.

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 04:25 PM
Install some boobs!

Davinq
10-20-2006, 07:59 PM
You posess the cooking skills of a muffin man on opium.

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 08:06 PM
A muffin man with boobs?

TSR
10-21-2006, 01:48 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Install a Japanese/East Asian language pack.
How about no? I would like to keep to my English thankyou, and for my more random phrases theres always wingdings...

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 02:26 AM
How about no? I would like to keep to my English thankyou, and for my more random phrases theres always wingdings...
Funny they always seem to be in your mouth.

Halo_92
10-21-2006, 04:42 AM
@Halo 92-
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5778/stfuih6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I'm sensing some negativity.
Lets try to solve this peacefully.

Did the hot chick turn you down?
not getting a promomtion?
Sucking eggs completely at life?
Was you're dad a dick?

Miss_Mayhem
10-21-2006, 05:54 PM
((sigh)) just revive the fight thread already.

itchythesamurai
10-21-2006, 06:00 PM
Hey, at least we won't get AIDS if we make war instead of love...unless biological and chemical warfare takes a rather bizarre turn.

I call dibs for being on Samnmax's side!

milo
10-21-2006, 06:33 PM
Sucking eggs completely at life?

I don't get it. Is "eggs" slang for "testicles"?

Miss_Mayhem
10-21-2006, 06:59 PM
I'm guessing he wants you to use your imaaaginaaation.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 07:07 PM
AAAHHHH! Womens Suffragists are breaking down my door!

itchythesamurai
10-21-2006, 07:26 PM
My friend, you are experiencing THE AXE EFFECT™!

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 07:31 PM
I think they're trying to kill me!

Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 08:21 PM
I think they're trying to kill me!
I hate women suffragists. You should throw a cream cheese grenade at em. It always works. ALWAYS.

Miss_Mayhem
10-21-2006, 09:34 PM
Unless there's a fat one and she just eats it.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 10:18 PM
Theres always a fat one.

Miss_Mayhem
10-21-2006, 10:45 PM
Then the cream cheese grenade is useless!

90SK
10-21-2006, 11:32 PM
I've posted. I can't un-post.

Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 11:38 PM
I've posted. I can't un-post.
Well, it is possible to get it deleted.

90SK
10-21-2006, 11:40 PM
Yeah, but that's a time consuming and tedious process I'd rather avoid.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 11:53 PM
Did you ever hear the one about the midgets who loved sodomy?

90SK
10-21-2006, 11:57 PM
Is that a rhetorical question? What if I said "yes". Would you still tell the joke?

Samnmax221
10-22-2006, 12:41 AM
I'd tell you "a joke" only it would involve Gordon Freeman, Brad Pitt's corpse, and hundreds of tribals.

itchythesamurai
10-22-2006, 01:52 AM
That'd be quite the admirable undertaking, Samnmax. Do you think you have what it takes?

Samnmax221
10-22-2006, 02:05 AM
That was the joke isn't it funni?

90SK
10-22-2006, 02:36 AM
It's difficult to laugh when you're vomiting.

TSR
10-23-2006, 05:47 PM
You Lie.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 08:17 PM
Ugh! Imagen trying to laugh while vomiting! There'd be at least three times the mess and it would be rather difficult. The blast radius alone would be amazing.

Halo_92
10-23-2006, 08:46 PM
indeed it would.

i'm having a tree frog for dinner.

Samnmax221
10-23-2006, 08:49 PM
Can't I just have spagettios?

90SK
10-23-2006, 09:44 PM
Is it a live tree frog, or one of those pre-packaged ones?

Davinq
10-23-2006, 09:53 PM
I love to read about American Colonists getting scalped by the natives, don't you?

Samnmax221
10-23-2006, 10:16 PM
I love to read about smallpox!

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 10:53 PM
I love to read!

Samnmax221
10-23-2006, 10:57 PM
I should so be studying my ACT book right now.

Halo_92
10-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Is it a live tree frog, or one of those pre-packaged ones?
It was alive when I ate it. *Belches* Ahh good stuff.

Also, today sucked becuase some b***h poured salt on my applesuace and I hate salt on my applesuace!!!!!!! It tastes gross.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 11:16 PM
Mmm. Salty applesuace....... sorry. You gotta love practical jokes. I made some guy drink piss just over a week ago.

Poopdogjr
10-24-2006, 01:43 AM
Kevin Kostner freakin' drinks piss all the time. He loves it. We should all be more like Kevin Kostner.

...and Dance with Wolves, while being a Postman, on a Waterworld thinking of a Field of Dreams. <insert movie name here>

TSR
10-25-2006, 03:15 PM
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.

Psychochaos3
10-25-2006, 08:01 PM
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.
Ditto.

Poopdogjr
10-26-2006, 12:08 AM
Chuck Norris? WTF he's lame now. Maybe he was cool before all his fan following crap, but now he's lame. Steven Seagal is where it's at. Also Kevin Kostner is awesome to the extreme. NEAT-O!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-26-2006, 12:12 AM
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.
Sorry but the whole Chuck Norris internet meme thing was kicked to the ground and butt****ed to death like 2 years ago.

TSR
10-26-2006, 12:19 PM
yes, reinforcing the motion i would rather be a lame ass joke than kevin Kostner.
Implying, kevin kostner isnt even good/lame enough to have his own internet joke parade, the loser.

Halo_92
10-26-2006, 01:16 PM
yeah, or Wham-o!.

TSR
10-26-2006, 02:48 PM
Are you making a reference to the band? If so, your death tablets are long overdue.

Halo_92
10-26-2006, 03:32 PM
No the long died out toy company.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-26-2006, 04:10 PM
yes, reinforcing the motion i would rather be a lame ass joke than kevin Kostner.
Implying, kevin kostner isnt even good/lame enough to have his own internet joke parade, the loser.
Anyone who can scam people out of millions of dollars through the power of ****ty acting isn't a loser.

Samnmax221
10-26-2006, 04:48 PM
Anyone who can scam people out of millions of dollars through the power of ****ty acting isn't a loser.
Why are we talking about Sean Penn?

Halo_92
10-26-2006, 04:52 PM
I don't know.

For a second I thought we were talking about tigers.

Miss_Mayhem
10-28-2006, 05:10 PM
*derialness*

On an important note: penguins are going to take over the world. Followed by Mimes.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-28-2006, 05:55 PM
**** mimes and people named Marcel.

TSR
10-28-2006, 06:09 PM
what would they do? Trap us all into seperate invisible walls?

Samnmax221
10-28-2006, 06:11 PM
http://www.stevethepro.ukf.net/katherinesparty/cleavage.jpg

TSR
10-28-2006, 06:15 PM
ther nothing to them really. wheres the cleavage?

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-28-2006, 06:39 PM
why the **** is there glitter on them?

TSR
10-28-2006, 06:41 PM
thats not glitter, thats Samandmax221's manjam.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-28-2006, 06:43 PM
thats not glitter, thats Samandmax221's manjam.
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.

MachineCult
10-28-2006, 06:46 PM
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.
You don't know him well enough to make a comment like that.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-28-2006, 06:49 PM
You don't know him well enough to make a comment like that.
good thing i dont need to know him to make a comment like that.

Samnmax221
10-28-2006, 06:51 PM
If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.

TSR
10-28-2006, 06:52 PM
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.

i think you should get to know the person you make comments about that first. Saying that was a total shot in the dark, and you missed. I've had more tits, pussy and ass than you've got in your history folder on your internets. Which being the supposed computer nerd you appear to be, i would think is quite extensive.

If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.

The joke being that it was yours, you infertile tw*t

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-28-2006, 06:53 PM
If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.
i win, so answer my question: WHY ARE THEY SPARKLING?

i think you should get to know the person you make comments about that first. Saying that was a total shot in the dark, and you missed. I've had more tits, pussy and ass than you've got in your history folder on your internets. Which being the supposed computer nerd you appear to be, i would think is quite extensive.lol internet tough guy.