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NiKo
09-21-2006, 07:11 AM
I was surfing for zombie pirate porn, and somehow I got here...this place looks strangely farmiliar...

Ray Jones
09-21-2006, 10:02 AM
Farm!?? That reminds me how *I* got here.

I googled for Electric Sheep Porn and it led me to the LF user page of Zoom Rabbit. I tried to hack him, he took my soul and installed it into my user account. (Hi, I'm Ray)

What can I say? -- Thank you, Zoom Rabbit. May a hundred pregnant Klingon slave girls have parturition on your bed. No wait, I meant Martha Stewart.

Joshi
09-21-2006, 10:25 AM
Don't I know you? Didn't we meet in that bar... that... happy bar?

Das Mole
09-21-2006, 11:10 PM
Familiar? Why would it look familar?

I don't remember you.

NiKo
09-22-2006, 07:31 AM
Wait,it's all coming back to me...
monkeys, vaseline buckets...

oh crap. i'm back at the MI boards...

Joshi
09-22-2006, 07:45 AM
Don't worry, as of yet you haven't run into any of those... tall vertical things... made of bricks... ::

Ray Jones
09-22-2006, 09:02 AM
Pheewwww. And I thought you would dare to comment on tapestries now.

Fealiks
09-22-2006, 05:31 PM
Oh NiKoes! Welcome back... but... zombie pirate porn?

Das Mole
09-23-2006, 11:29 AM
the worst part is, it wasn't a joke.

Fealiks
09-23-2006, 01:46 PM
How do you know...?

Das Mole
09-23-2006, 04:59 PM
i obviously have esp.

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 05:06 PM
I ban you because I can't stop


Wait, this isn't the I ban you game.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 05:08 PM
i obviously have esp.
Than you should totally come here. (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=170864)

Cause that board is pretty filled with lies as of now.

Das Mole
09-23-2006, 06:44 PM
haha ohhh....

i need to start using other areas of lf.

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 02:23 PM
Exploring is a fun way to expand your posting mind.

DrMcCoy
09-24-2006, 02:25 PM
...and to become an annoying post-whore...

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 03:21 PM
hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 03:34 PM
I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 03:45 PM
if you had a myspace you could spend all your time on there instead.

DrMcCoy
09-25-2006, 08:16 AM
I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.

These aren't mutually exclusive...

Joshi
09-25-2006, 08:34 AM
hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.

You mean you might actually get worse?

Fealiks
09-25-2006, 04:32 PM
I think I should explore other sections too. Sounds nice. Quaint. Blissful. Beautiful. A model. Stupid. Dumb. Deaf. Blind. Oblivious. Unaware. Vulnerable. Uh oh.. I'm scared.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 07:47 PM
These aren't mutually exclusive...
GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.

God, you're a butthead.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 08:39 PM
You mean you might actually get worse?

i already have XD

Joshi
09-26-2006, 03:49 AM
GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.

God, you're a butthead.

McCoy's just like that. Ignore him like the rest of us do.

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 08:58 AM
I think A. Very is trying to say God's a butthead.

Because McCoy's rather an abomination of nature. Somebody you just want to make sure he's not touched the ground where you going to have a crap upon.

I also think Ave never had any orgasm at all, hence the post count. The reason's at hand: Darth_Ave fancies with Das Mole.

Joshi
09-26-2006, 09:03 AM
But she quoted McCoy. Is she suggesting that McCoy's God?

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 09:36 AM
I'd say she's addressing God because she's convinced that he sent Pille after her to be up her butt.

Joshi
09-26-2006, 09:49 AM
But she said, and I quote,

GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.

God isn't capable of hate, it's not in his nature, he is ineffably loving. Therefore she couldn't possibly have been talking about God. More likely she was using his name in vane as a profanity.

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 10:07 AM
And you really think, and more, you dare to be sure that this is her way to see things? I mean.. Hello? Look at her postcount!

Also, how do you know God isn't capable of hate? What's with the God of Hate and Anger? Is he a fake bastard?

Joshi
09-26-2006, 10:31 AM
You're saying that her lack for faith in the goodness of God gives her an unusually large post count?

And no, God isn't capable of hate, that's how he is ineffible.

DrMcCoy
09-26-2006, 10:42 AM
Pshaw, there is no God, there is only Goddess!
Also, happy Bureflux! :D
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

And yes Darth_Ave, IMHO your blatant and annoying post-whoring is a reason to hate you... One of the reasons, actually; your main-streamy sheepiness and constant unreflected babbling about some crappy mass-produced pop-bitch being further ones...

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 10:54 AM
No. I'm saying that her postcount undoubtedly behaves inversely proportional to her lack of being able to grasp the meaning behind phrases like 'shut face'. That said, we got already the direct implementation of God being able to spread hate and agony, or is there another reason why we would have met her? In this particular case, God has love only for those who know how to work the ignore list thinger. Is klar, ne?


[edit]Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?

Joshi
09-26-2006, 11:23 AM
You seem to be forgetting the Devil completely here aren't you?

DrMcCoy
09-26-2006, 12:02 PM
Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?

IIRC, she's 14 or something... I'm 21, what would I want with an annoying 14 years old brat?

Vikinor
09-26-2006, 06:36 PM
So.....how is everyone?

Joshi
09-27-2006, 04:46 AM
Don't ask...

Alien426
09-27-2006, 08:00 AM
Entertain me or I'll sue you.

Joshi
09-27-2006, 08:08 AM
You'll try.

Ray Jones
09-27-2006, 08:51 AM
And you'll cry.

Kjlen
09-27-2006, 09:14 PM
And I'll pry.

Where are we? Who is this Nee-koh?

Vikinor
09-27-2006, 11:45 PM
And many will die?

I think we are in a nether. Just give it a while.

Fealiks
10-18-2006, 03:07 PM
Has anyone else noticed that all the oldbies keep coming back, starting a "im back" thread, then never coming here again. Heh.

Kjlen
10-18-2006, 07:49 PM
It happens quite often. People tend to lose interest in the old haunt.

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 07:58 PM
You damn southern Minnesotans just walk around naked, damn you and your decent weather!

Vikinor
10-19-2006, 01:13 AM
Let it show! I don't see what the big problem with nudity is anyway, I'd walk around naked, but you know there are laws against that.

Samnmax221
10-19-2006, 11:15 PM
But it's cold outside! I find it strange that that sprite has no penis.

Kjlen
10-20-2006, 02:56 AM
You damn southern Minnesotans just walk around naked, damn you and your decent weather!

Who said I lived in southern Minnesota? :confused:

Samnmax221
10-20-2006, 02:53 PM
I recall you said you lived in Rochester a while back. Like 2 years back. Are you an hero?

Fender
11-16-2006, 04:46 PM
I love you all.

Joshi
11-17-2006, 03:51 AM
Even me?

Samnmax221
11-17-2006, 09:22 AM
Even me?
Probably more of a healthy love than Ray's love for you.

Ray Jones
11-17-2006, 10:40 AM
In every straight man's live, there will be a woman proving him that love is in fact way to overrated and that in real life it's all about sex. Then, when his heart has been stuck to a fork, burning and bleeding, out in the front yard of his own house, he is free forever and shall never suffer from being a slave to love again. That said - nope, I don't have love for Neil, just sex, but since he's not within my target group, I've to say "sorry" concerning that, too.

Joshi
11-17-2006, 11:00 AM
but since he's not within my target group, I've to say "sorry" concerning that, too.

What's that supposed to mean? You think you're too good for me?

Fealiks
11-20-2006, 01:54 PM
I think he's trying to say he's too male for you. Me, on the other hand...

itchythesamurai
11-20-2006, 04:59 PM
I'd like to extend an *eHug* to Ray.

Joshi
11-21-2006, 04:09 AM
I think he's trying to say he's too male for you. Me, on the other hand...

You on the other hand have a rather pink avatar and signature so shut it.

Samnmax221
11-21-2006, 02:47 PM
I'd like to extend an *eknife* to you.

Das Mole
11-21-2006, 05:42 PM
i'd like to extend an *estfu* to all of you. =D

andi'msureyou'dbegladtodothesameback.

itchythesamurai
11-21-2006, 07:36 PM
Heaven forbid Das Mole, I wouldn't dream of adding to the reasons for you to be emo.

Ray Jones
11-22-2006, 02:48 AM
He ain't emo. It's Das Mole. He's confused. Don't believe me? Ask him about his brother and why he doesn't let him play the computer. Seriously, ask.

Fealiks
11-22-2006, 12:33 PM
Mole, why doesn't your brother let you play the computer?

You on the other hand have a rather pink avatar and signature so shut it.

Actaully, it's purple and actually, I happen to like pink. Why wouldn't you? Look at your choices! Brown, green, blue, red, yellow, orange et cetera, pink is like the best one!

DarthAve
11-22-2006, 03:07 PM
Joshi, I liked your purpley signature better. Brown is not an astheticly pleasing color to me, so my new fave harbor sig is Fealiks

Fealiks
11-22-2006, 04:18 PM
I win this round, Neil.

itchythesamurai
11-22-2006, 11:09 PM
...Dinosaur Neil?

Joshi
11-23-2006, 03:43 AM
Joshi, I liked your purpley signature better. Brown is not an astheticly pleasing color to me, so my new fave harbor sig is Fealiks

Sorry Ave, I aim to please only myself, and I prefer this Sig better.

Fealiks, you win nothing.

Fealiks
11-23-2006, 03:36 PM
Not true, this pop up tells me I win a free laptop for being the 10,000th visitor to this site. So there. Oh, look at this one, apparently horny housewives want to have sex with me. Must have been some sort of mistake... I'll click it and inform them of their error. Oh dear, that looks sore...

DarthAve
11-23-2006, 03:49 PM
Okay, Joshi. Yu still have more overall cool points than Fealiks. I mean...

Fealiks-Ruined my artpads.
Joshi-supported my Phantom of the Opera loving.

NEIL FOREVER WINS! Even if his sig isn't asthetically pleasing.

Fealiks
11-23-2006, 03:51 PM
Fealiks - Pointed out that aesthetically is how you actually spell it. But that's helpful. And I was being a friend with the artpad thing. It was a friendly joke. :D

DarthAve
11-23-2006, 04:24 PM
Frendly jokes arn't in existant. And no friend of mine corrects my bad grammaer except Smon.

itchythesamurai
11-23-2006, 06:39 PM
Aw, don't we kid all the time though, Avery?

Joshi
11-24-2006, 03:56 AM
Okay, Joshi. Yu still have more overall cool points than Fealiks.

Well we all knew that :D


NEIL FOREVER WINS! Even if his sig isn't asthetically pleasing.


It matches this particular forum nicely. And it's not as if I go anywhere else.

And since when did you find out my first name? You weren't even around when my username was blatantly obvious. Hell, does everyone on this forum know?

PoM
11-24-2006, 08:21 AM
[SUPER DRAMATIC ENTRANCE]
Hello.

Joshi
11-24-2006, 08:51 AM
[SUPER DRAMATIC GUNSHOT]
Goodbye

PoM
11-24-2006, 10:10 AM
Oh shi-

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 02:24 PM
And since when did you find out my first name?
A. People call you Neil often when quoting you.
B. You fake hit on me that one time and told me to call you Neil.
C. A gypsy told me the other day at that creeeeeepy circus.

Fealiks
11-24-2006, 02:57 PM
D. She spies on you. I know, I see her sometimes when I'm spying on you. Come on, though, Ave. A tree? What a lame disguise. You can borrow one of my furry animal costumes if you want, they come with a free flask. You can have Rabbit, Racoon or Grizzly Bear. What are friends for, eh?

Edit
Oh hi, metal. :waive1: :)

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 04:26 PM
D. She spies on you. I know, I see her sometimes when I'm spying on you. Come on, though, Ave. A tree?
Why would I be a tree when I could just pretend to be a lawn gnome? All I'd have to get was some red construction paper, white faux fur from the craft section at wal-mart, and that elf costume from a few years back.

Besides, doesn't Joshi live in England or somthing? I can't afford plane tickets when I'm trying to buy christmas presents for my friends in Razputin's Domian.

PoM
11-25-2006, 02:48 AM
D. She spies on you. I know, I see her sometimes when I'm spying on you. Come on, though, Ave. A tree? What a lame disguise. You can borrow one of my furry animal costumes if you want, they come with a free flask. You can have Rabbit, Racoon or Grizzly Bear. What are friends for, eh?

Edit
Oh hi, metal. :waive1: :)
Apples can be green or red.
Do not eat brown apples.

itchythesamurai
11-25-2006, 03:58 AM
I'm trying to buy christmas presents for my friends in Razputin's Domian.

Sounds like I have a lot of sucking up to do if I'm going to make the cut. Hey, have I told you how pimp that vest of yours is? Holla.

Fealiks
11-25-2006, 02:23 PM
Wurd.

DarthAve
11-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Sounds like I have a lot of sucking up to do if I'm going to make the cut. Hey, have I told you how pimp that vest of yours is? Holla.
You, Jmac and Milo are permantly off my list for making a fool of me and cheez at Mashi's forums. You guys suck.

PoM
11-25-2006, 04:21 PM
Oh snap.
I would believe Fealiks has a higher postcount than me.
I will now proceed to spamming mindlessly.

itchythesamurai
11-26-2006, 03:37 AM
You, Jmac and Milo are permantly off my list for making a fool of me and cheez at Mashi's forums. You guys suck.

Aw, I didn't mean to upset you, Ave! I don't think you've suck, you've definitely grown on me like some kind of benevolent tumor. But not the bad sort of tumor, the one that's not in an inconvenient spot, and it looks like a celebrity's face, and it impresses all of your friends instead of grossing them out.

You know, the type of non-cancerous bump that can get a guy laid.

Fealiks
11-26-2006, 01:27 PM
I'm assuming it is on your testicles, no?

Joshi
11-27-2006, 03:54 AM
A. People call you Neil often when quoting you.

Who are these people?! Name them! They must be destroyed!

B. You fake hit on me that one time and told me to call you Neil.

Fake?

C. A gypsy told me the other day at that creeeeeepy circus.

I knew it!

PoM
11-27-2006, 11:38 AM
I know where you live.

Joshi
11-27-2006, 11:45 AM
Doubt it, I move around a lot.

PoM
11-27-2006, 12:06 PM
Well then.
I will eat your soul!

DarthAve
11-27-2006, 12:12 PM
Fake?
Look at page 4 of the myspace thread.

Fealiks
11-27-2006, 02:30 PM
Could you not take a hint? Joshi is a pedophille

Joshi
11-28-2006, 03:53 AM
I resent that remark... mostly because it came from you... can somebody else say it and we'll see how it goes down.

PoM
11-28-2006, 01:24 PM
Joshi is a pedophile.

elTee
11-28-2006, 01:37 PM
He can't win though, can he? I mean Avery gets younger every day, it seems.

DarthAve
11-28-2006, 03:18 PM
Avery got her mascoting schedual today! I got the really good games. Now, I've got to go. The first game's in, like, 2 weeks!

~puts on Born to Run and does her opening dance.~

Samnmax221
11-28-2006, 04:07 PM
Avery got her mascoting schedual today! I got the really good games. Now, I've got to go. The first game's in, like, 2 weeks!

~puts on Born to Run and does her opening dance.~
You get major points for sodomizing the other mascot.

Fealiks
11-28-2006, 05:37 PM
Josh, you mind if I call you Josh? Of course you do. Joshi, I was being sarcastic, so you resent the sarcastic remark, so you actually are a pedophille.

No, it didn't make sense to me, either.

DarthAve
11-28-2006, 05:58 PM
You get major points for sodomizing the other mascot.
MAJOR POINTS ARE GOODDDDDD!!!!! ~jazz hands~

itchythesamurai
11-28-2006, 08:20 PM
MAJOR POINTS ARE GOODDDDDD!!!!! ~jazz hands~

Way to prey on her ignorance of sodomy, Eric.

Joshi
11-29-2006, 03:48 AM
Joshi is a pedophile.

See, at least he says it nicely.

DarthAve
11-29-2006, 03:49 PM
Way to prey on her ignorance of sodomy, Eric.
D: OMG YOU'RE SICK!! ~bitch slap~

YOU'RE THE REAL PEDOPHILES! Poor Neil, always the scapegoat.

Samnmax221
11-29-2006, 03:58 PM
D: OMG YOU'RE SICK!! ~bitch slap~

YOU'RE THE REAL PEDOPHILES! Poor Neil, always the scapegoat.
I'm not 18 till the 7th. Therefore I'm not a pedo. Yet.

Fealiks
11-29-2006, 04:53 PM
Where do you see yourself in twenty years, Eric?

Samnmax221
11-29-2006, 07:25 PM
Where do you see yourself in twenty years, Eric?
Probably dead. I'm aspiring to become the new thorn in Putin's side.

Vikinor
11-30-2006, 03:23 AM
You sure Putin is going to like that?

Joshi
11-30-2006, 03:37 AM
YOU'RE THE REAL PEDOPHILES! Poor Neil, always the scapegoat.

*sigh* I'm used to it by now, it's all part and parcel of being a Moderator.

Samnmax221
11-30-2006, 03:16 PM
You sure Putin is going to like that?
Who cares what Putin likes?

DarthAve
11-30-2006, 04:32 PM
*sigh* I'm used to it by now, it's all part and parcel of being a Moderator.It kinda sucks being a regular forum member with a redonkulous amount of post. At least with my newly formed extra curriculers and social life, my post rate will slow down and people will stop yelling at me.

Fealiks
11-30-2006, 04:43 PM
Go for the big one oh. oh. oh oh.

elTee
11-30-2006, 07:37 PM
When you get 10k you get de-facto mod status anyway. It's old code, from 2002. We thought we'd be gone before anyone got that high.

DarthAve
11-30-2006, 07:42 PM
So wait. If I reach 10,000 I'll be a mod?

Yessssss

Samnmax221
11-30-2006, 07:48 PM
When you get 10k you get de-facto mod status anyway. It's old code, from 2002. We thought we'd be gone before anyone got that high.
I was going to become a mod the old fashion away, alright I know Jake and Metallus don't trust me that much.

itchythesamurai
12-01-2006, 12:07 AM
I was going to become a mod the old fashion away, alright I know Jake and Metallus don't trust me that much.

Heh, Metallus trusts me enough to occasionally update Sam and Max news, not sure I'd push him for mod status though. That'd probably require me to stop hitting on Ave, a risk I'm not willing to take.

Samnmax221
12-01-2006, 12:17 AM
Heh, Metallus trusts me enough to occasionally update Sam and Max news, not sure I'd push him for mod status though. That'd probably require me to stop hitting on Ave, a risk I'm not willing to take.
If we got an influx of people we'd have a shot at becoming mods, although the former is unlikely.

Ray Jones
12-01-2006, 11:03 AM
*sigh* I'm used to it by now, it's all part and parcel of being a Moderator.
Yer me know wut ya talkin' 'bout. ..


Me, being all mod and such..

Y'know?


--
Itch&Sam, just be patient like me. I was made a mod without doing anything for it.

Of course, I'm a just mod with somewhat limited powers. Limited to edit my own posts only and such.

But still. People respect like the hell outta me. Man. Do I feel special.


Wait. That's just the weasel.

Joshi
12-01-2006, 11:12 AM
Yeah, Ray's an honorary mod, without the powers...or honor.

Ray Jones
12-01-2006, 11:16 AM
And you? You have the "power" and "honor"??

Of course you have.


But your name is .. Joshi.



And you are .. Joshi.



So..

*farts*

Yeah. I am Ray. Mod without honor and power.

But Ray. Not Joshi. That guy from Mario Kart-- I'm a little Teapot, short and stout...

Joshi
12-01-2006, 11:24 AM
I'm contemplating embracing the "Yoshi" reference just to piss you guys off... but then I remember I can edit your posts and I do a u-turn.

Ray Jones
12-01-2006, 12:27 PM
short and stout>>>long and thin

DarthAve
12-01-2006, 02:41 PM
That'd probably require me to stop hitting on Ave, a risk I'm not willing to take.
Stop. Right now.

Hitting on me is illegal at your age.

itchythesamurai
12-02-2006, 09:10 PM
Stop. Right now.

Hitting on me is illegal at your age.

Oops, oh yeah. Get in touch with me in about five years, m'kay? Sweet. Haha, don't worry Ave, I'm just kidding. Because that'd be really messed up and sickening and in poor taste on my behalf.

DarthAve
12-02-2006, 10:04 PM
Oops, oh yeah. Get in touch with me in about five years, m'kay? Sweet. Haha, don't worry Ave, I'm just kidding. Because that'd be really messed up and sickening and in poor taste on my behalf.
You'd better be kidding. I think my mom reads this website.

itchythesamurai
12-02-2006, 11:51 PM
Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway.

DarthAve
12-02-2006, 11:56 PM
I know, but if i'm banned from this site this close to 10,000 because you were fake hitting on me, I swear I will find you and stomp your eyeballs in wearing pointy heels or golf cleets.

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 02:19 AM
Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out.

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 02:20 AM
Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway.
I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:28 AM
Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out.
It just seemed like a voilent thing to do to someone. That or I'll feed you to some mutant cannibal pigs. (Thanks Thomas Harris for writing Hannibal and giving me that idea.)

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 03:05 AM
I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore.

Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection.

Fealiks
12-03-2006, 05:41 PM
I don't see how that's illegal.

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 11:49 PM
Does the phrase 'sexual predator' mean anything to you?

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 11:50 PM
Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection.
The one who threatened to kill me just started leaving me alone recently, hopefully she stays away.

itchythesamurai
12-04-2006, 12:09 AM
My bet is that she had an epiphany relevant to your killing power.

Vikinor
12-04-2006, 03:46 PM
No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.

You're going to let fear keep you away from that?

Samnmax221
12-04-2006, 03:47 PM
No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.

You're going to let fear keep you away from that?
Not fear, intolerance of incompetance.

Ray Jones
12-04-2006, 04:41 PM
No girls means no sex with girls!

DarthAve
12-04-2006, 04:52 PM
No girls means no sex with girls!
No girl=no wife
No wife=no sex for men

abstince bro.

Samnmax221
12-04-2006, 07:35 PM
abstince bro.
Abstinance is BULL****!
Pay the man.

DarthAve
12-04-2006, 07:37 PM
I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.

Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~

itchythesamurai
12-04-2006, 09:07 PM
I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.

Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~

That's a terrible trap you've set for kind-hearted creepy old men, Ave. I'm convinced you're working for the government now.

Ray Jones
12-05-2006, 08:16 AM
No girl=no wife
No wife=no sex with girl for menFixed. XD


Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~Yeah, pro abstinence is all good. But wait, for years and years, just to find out you just married someone who likes doing it from behind while you like it from above? Who'd really want that? I'll tell you, :dozey: me not.

Maybe simply not ****ing around like a "whore" is also a good thing if you're concerned about your "image". Well if it's for your health, practise safe sex.
I mean, you're not going to trust your future spouse anyway, are ya?

What, love? Hm.. I recently digged this out, maybe it will give you enlightenment:
Bah. Love is a stainless steel eagle inscribed with hellish utterances, jet black, bristling with missiles and chain guns under a forty-foot wingspan that comes screeching down upon you on a moonless, stormy night. Its only purpose can be to destroy.

Hm.. Why do I tell you that? Ahh, I know. I have no idea. But just upped my postcount, eh.

Joshi
12-05-2006, 08:28 AM
Perhaps Darth_Ave is just waiting for the right person and feels better about herself for not doing it so soon.


Mind you, when she finally does get round to doing it she'll probably kick herself for waiting so long.

Ray Jones
12-05-2006, 08:48 AM
Yeah, exactly. Just like if you ever manage to get laid, you'll probably kick all the girls who were not doing it with you. I mean, if you're still able, when 80 years old.

Right?

Joshi
12-05-2006, 08:53 AM
I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something, but I can't put my finger on it...

Ray Jones
12-05-2006, 09:23 AM
I'm not sure as well..

It just sounded as if you'd have plan for a possible post defloration scenario..

Joshi
12-05-2006, 09:25 AM
...how did you find our about my aspirations to be a botanist?!

Ray Jones
12-05-2006, 09:29 AM
I concluded from what your sister told me.

Joshi
12-05-2006, 09:31 AM
...okay how did you know I have a sister?

Ray Jones
12-05-2006, 09:34 AM
That was easy. I'm Ray.I met her when she picked up her mother, who was nakety-cleaning my space ship. I asked "Aren't you the girl with a white-green dino-brother?" She replied "Yes. He's a famous kart-driver, too!"

DrMcCoy
12-05-2006, 11:14 AM
I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.

That's because you're still too young to understand.

Fealiks
12-05-2006, 04:28 PM
Welcome back, McCoy... Pfft... Traitor.

Vikinor
12-05-2006, 07:31 PM
That's because you're still too young to understand.


Well, you know some people have religious reasons too.

DarthAve
12-05-2006, 08:36 PM
I have the reason that I don't wanna carry around a baby. Childbirth is scary, and I DON'T wanna go through that.

And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!

Mom-Hey Ave, you wanted to ask me somthing?
Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 02:37 AM
Use condoms. They're Anti-STD, too!


*pokes Pille in the eye*

And you're too much of a virgin to comment on that!

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 03:54 AM
Well, you know some people have religious reasons too.

I count that as a immaturity, too...

And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!

Yep, too young...

Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!

You can buy them (and condoms) yourself... And if you're arguing about the "Oh noes, but a child dies then!!11", from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...

And you're too much of a virgin to comment on that!

You of all people should know that I'm not a virgin anymore... ;)

Joshi
12-06-2006, 03:58 AM
from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...

If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:07 AM
You of all people should know that I'm not a virgin anymore... ;)Two slices of meat between two radiator sections do not count here.

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 04:29 AM
If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.

I'm simply not sure how old she is. I think it was somewhere around 14, which is in the range where it starts, AFAIK, so there's a chance she doesn't do it.

Two slices of meat between two radiator sections do not count here.

You know we didn't stop there...

Joshi
12-06-2006, 04:35 AM
I think she's 16 actually... I think.

And Girls have been known to start as early as 9 and it's not totally uncommon to start at around 12.

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:47 AM
Oooo. What do we have here? Professor Wise and Doctor Ass! Now may I, as father of a little girl, enlighten you, that girls have "it" the first time within the first days after birth?

:dozey:

What's for lunch?

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 04:49 AM
Well, it does vary from person to person and I honestly don't really care that much whether Ave is one of the early ones or not... And I probably shouldn't have gone from mental to physical immaturity...

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:50 AM
What's wrong with you McCoy? You're too lame.

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 04:50 AM
I, as father of a little girl

You? Pfff, suuure... I'd say that you're even more immature than Ave... ;P

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 04:52 AM
What's wrong with you McCoy.

Heh, I'd like to know that for myself...

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:57 AM
How dare you to double post!

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:58 AM
How dare you to double post!

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 04:59 AM
And I am not immature.

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 05:00 AM
Premature ejaculation. That is wrong with you.

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 05:01 AM
Does anyone know what "edit this" in the lower right corner of my posts means?

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 05:01 AM
Damn, I kinda missed that randomness here...

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 05:03 AM
Nah. You missed the Ray-domness here.

:dozey: But in a manly, hetero way of "missing", right?

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 05:04 AM
Nah. You missed the Ray-domness here.

Yeah, that too...

:dozey: But in a manly, hetero way of "missing", right?

No.

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 05:11 AM
I'll report that post as being utterly offensive and violative to my rights and dignity as a straight white man aged 30. I will not tolerate such comments. If I chose not to act gay in any manner, you must respect this. And I warned you, but you didn't listen.

Now fear ter wrath of dem erdmins!!1

Wait, I'm a moderator myself, .. nah. I'm too lazy and upset do do this job myself. ::

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 08:09 AM
Oh, don't try to act like you're straight, nobody will buy that anyway...

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 08:52 AM
I reported this post as well.

Joshi will spank you for that! *wink*

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Oh, I hope he will... :D :naughty:

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 09:26 AM
I think he too.. At college they call him "Dildo Spanky Frank", did you know that?

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 09:46 AM
Because...his real name's Frank?

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 11:11 AM
No. Because his whole life is an ode to Frank Burns.


His real name is Yusuf!

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 11:15 AM
Joshi is Cat Stevens? O_O

Ray Jones
12-06-2006, 01:18 PM
Steven's cat, sometimes. ;~~~

DarthAve
12-06-2006, 03:26 PM
from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same.
Having your period kills kids? and I do know what they are, I got mine on a road trip to Wisconsin. Awkward.....

Fealiks
12-06-2006, 04:19 PM
I got my first period on a roller coaster ride in West Midlands Safari Park. I wore but a skirt and a t-shirt. Very messy.

elTee
12-06-2006, 05:02 PM
Just for the sake of those who are digging this hole, Avery is definately not sixteen. Neither is she fourteen. She is younger than this.

DrMcCoy
12-06-2006, 05:07 PM
Having your period kills kids?

No, but it "kills" "potential kids", if you're arguing that having protected sex "kills" "potential kids". So does male masturbating. Or not masturbating, since the sperms get renewed regularly anyway...

DarthAve
12-06-2006, 05:08 PM
Just for the sake of those who are digging this hole, Avery is definately not sixteen. Neither is she fourteen. She is younger than this.
Yes, but i know a lot more than I should. Damn peers... and health class.

Vikinor
12-07-2006, 01:19 AM
We would probably all be arrested if this was going on in some public place.

Joshi
12-07-2006, 03:48 AM
I think he too.. At college they call him "Dildo Spanky Frank", did you know that?

Stop stalking me!

Joshi
12-08-2006, 07:43 AM
Run little boy, run!

Ray Jones
12-08-2006, 09:16 AM
This is the whole aim of this thread - being completely merged with the "LF Forummers say the darndest things!"-thread.

Joshi
12-08-2006, 10:14 AM
Yes, we've spent the past 5 years (oh god, I've been here 5 years) trying no to integrate into the rest of LF (despite escapemi.com being forcefully merged with the reast of LF, and then merged again with two other monkey island forums). Now we're ready to join.

Ray Jones
12-08-2006, 10:19 AM
I was talking about this thread only, spoothead.

Joshi
12-08-2006, 10:25 AM
I wasn't ****mook.

Fealiks
12-08-2006, 01:16 PM
We should change the name of these forums to something other than Monkey Island, these threads really has less to do with monkey island than a banana.

No really, it does. Think about it.

Samnmax221
12-08-2006, 02:46 PM
We should change the name of these forums to something other than Monkey Island, these threads really has less to do with monkey island than a banana.

No really, it does. Think about it.
Do you know who John Bobbit is?

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 05:18 PM
Do you know who John Bobbit is?

John Bobbit...hm, that name has a funny wang to it, but I just can't place it.

Vikinor
12-08-2006, 09:03 PM
Bobbit rhymes with Hobbit.

Samnmax221
12-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Bobbit rhymes with Hobbit.
One mutilated penis to rule them all!

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 09:15 PM
One mutilated penis to rule them all!

One mutilated penis to Find Them. One mutilated penis to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien had something like that in mind. Suck it, literary analysis!

Vikinor
12-08-2006, 09:30 PM
One mutilated penis to rule them all!



The Bobbit guy had a mutilated penis?

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 12:17 AM
The Bobbit guy had a mutilated penis?

Yes, and one of the few to be used as court evidence (NSFW) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:John_Wayne_Bobbitt_lawyer.jpg).

Vikinor
12-09-2006, 04:38 PM
Ugh...

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 07:22 PM
I'm pretty sure he took it a lot worse than just "ugh"...

Joshi
12-11-2006, 04:00 AM
We should change the name of these forums to something other than Monkey Island, these threads really has less to do with monkey island than a banana.

No really, it does. Think about it.

Ye Olde Harbour
Enjoy discussion with fellow Monkey Island fans about all walks of life. Ranging from your latest date to your favourite computer game of the moment, pretty much anything goes in here. Almost.

What part of that do you not understand?

Ray Jones
12-11-2006, 10:40 AM
That part which not nearer described moderators took as a reason to nearly shut down "The Harbor" by closing almost every thread not started by mercatfart because it contained "pretty much anything". Dude. ;

Fealiks
12-13-2006, 04:13 PM
Yeah, you know what I mean. You don't? Well, I can't be arsed to explain my pathetic self, ask Santa. God I love Santa.

DarthAve
12-13-2006, 05:45 PM
Yeah, you know what I mean. You don't? Well, I can't be arsed to explain my pathetic self, ask Santa. God I love Santa.
Santa=rad yo.

My name means Ruler of the elves, so I'm kinda like Santa. xD

Get to work, you damn pigmy's.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 06:14 PM
Then she threw it in a field full of snow.

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 10:45 PM
And there was much rejoicing amongst the commoners.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 11:04 PM
Then Jezuz came down and started probing everyone in the anus. erm... Looking for Satan so that he may be cast down into a pit full of fire and emo's blah blah blah....

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 11:57 PM
Wouldn't having to put up with emos be a loss for the Devil?

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 12:03 AM
Wouldn't having to put up with emos be a loss for the Devil?
He's so consumed in self pity, even though he knows that.
JEZUZ STILL WANTZ HIM!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 01:01 AM
Way to make me inexplicably suffer from dj vu, Eric.

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 01:08 AM
O RLY? JEZUZ!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

Joshi
12-14-2006, 03:44 AM
Oh dear, another forum where I have to explain how evil Santa is *sigh*

And don't get me started on elves...

DrMcCoy
12-14-2006, 05:10 AM
Elves as in fairies, Tolkien, D&D or DSA/TDE?

Joshi
12-14-2006, 05:23 AM
McCoy, you may want to turn your self improvement tape over now.

DrMcCoy
12-14-2006, 12:29 PM
No.

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 02:59 PM
And don't get me started on elves...
When I picked up a copy of Stranger in a strange land for my next book report, the clerk was talking about how good SCI-FI was before all this "faggy elf and magic sword stuff" started.

Fealiks
12-14-2006, 04:29 PM
Santa is not evil. Don't ever say that. Ever.

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 04:39 PM
Santa's not evil, he's just fat.

The two can be easily confuzed.

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:08 PM
Using your logic, a large percentage of Americans are evil...no comment.

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 08:40 PM
Using your logic, a large percentage of Americans are evil...no comment.
If you've ever been to my school, it's kinda like that.

A large percent are evil. xD

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:49 PM
Avery, you aren't the uber popular girl that everybody loves?

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 08:52 PM
HELL NO. I'm the nerd chick who's crazy and lovable. I mean serious. WHO COULDN'T LOVE ME??

If I were uber popular, do you think I'd post here with all you losers?

No, I'd be shopping at the mall and making out with boys and getting my hair hilighted and wearing flip flops in 30 degree weather....

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:55 PM
Avery, wait a couple of years before you start making out with boys. Thanks.

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 10:06 PM
Avery, wait a couple of years before you start making out with boys. Thanks.
Duh, I'm not a slut and/or have issues.

Samnmax221
12-15-2006, 12:35 AM
Duh, I'm not a slut and/or have issues.
No, thats Jmac's job.

Joshi
12-15-2006, 03:51 AM
Santa is not evil. Don't ever say that. Ever.

Yes, a man who watches you when you're sleeping, stalks children to see whether they're been "naughty or nice" (fetish anyone?) and breaks into your house at night is surely a good man...

Click to find out the truth (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44703849/)

King Dando
12-15-2006, 04:10 AM
Santa is not evil. Don't ever say that. Ever.

He is a ninja though. To deliver presents that fast, he'd need to be able to visit 800 houses every second, thats hyper-ninja speed. Also he can control space/time events...but only if they occur at Xmas..

Fealiks
12-15-2006, 11:58 AM
Yes, a man who watches you when you're sleeping, stalks children to see whether they're been "naughty or nice" (fetish anyone?) and breaks into your house at night is surely a good man...

Click to find out the truth (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44703849/)

Pfft, you have clearly perverted the truth there, that image has obviously been doctored. Your "truth" is about as real as the tooth fairy... Santa, on the other hand..

Ave, don't ever turn into one of those girls that you just described. Boys don't like them. Well, they do but... it's more like, the "popular" boys (who are really fake and pretend to like stuff to be popular) like them (or pretend to like them because everyone else does).

DarthAve
12-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Ave, don't ever turn into one of those girls that you just described. Boys don't like them. Well, they do but... it's more like, the "popular" boys (who are really fake and pretend to like stuff to be popular) like them (or pretend to like them because everyone else does).
I can't. I've already been stared out of Areopostal by aneorexic skanks once before. I'm not willing to try again, even in other stores. Like Abercrombie, or the deathpit of shady drug taking, death, and teenage pornography.(aka Hollister)

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 02:59 AM
Ave, by now I hope you know that if you ever decided to make a foray into illicit drug use that you should consult with elTee beforehand.

Joshi
12-22-2006, 03:57 AM
Pfft, you have clearly perverted the truth there, that image has obviously been doctored. Your "truth" is about as real as the tooth fairy... Santa, on the other hand..

First of all, that is a real photograph of Santa

Second of all, you of all people should know that the tooth fairy is real, and she's a very hard working girl who doesn't deserve to have to deal with the likes of you on a monthly basis (although if you stopped getting the crap beaten out of you you might have more teeth) when she has her own problems to deal with.

Ray Jones
12-22-2006, 08:47 AM
Actually, the tooth fairy is a man.

Joshi
12-22-2006, 08:49 AM
A man named Violet? Hmm, guess the name threw me.

Ray Jones
12-22-2006, 09:25 AM
Yeah, he also likes pink dresses and all. Don't you know that famous blue newt from the tv-show?

Joshi
12-22-2006, 09:31 AM
Does he belong to a boy named Ned?

Ray Jones
12-22-2006, 09:43 AM
Why, yes! There's an episode showing the whole truth about the tooth fairy.

Joshi
12-22-2006, 09:47 AM
Yeah, i didn't get round to being able to watch it that much (though I did enjoy it) I'm afraid, so I didn't see that episode.

Ray Jones
12-22-2006, 09:52 AM
Tja, your fault. So you also will never know about the mystery behind blue-tooth technology.

DarthAve
12-22-2006, 12:06 PM
Ave, by now I hope you know that if you ever decided to make a foray into illicit drug use that you should consult with elTee beforehand.
How many times do I have to freggin tell you, Drugs are bad! Avery no like drugs.

However, Avery do like listning to Frank Sinatra while playing one of those car racing games at BW-3's last night. I won 2 free games! ~score~

Fealiks
12-22-2006, 05:31 PM
Oh my god something just dawned on me...
It has been scientifically proven that most of the crap (no offence :) ) you listen to, Ave, gets to number one on the charts of da top 50 most bangin' toons due to peers and popularity more than the quality of the actual song. Since it is apparent that you don't really care about popularity et cetera (go you), you must actually like it. Weird.

elTee
12-22-2006, 08:29 PM
Yeah, drugs are bad.

If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL ****ing high on drugs. The Beatles were so ****ing high they let Ringo sing a few songs.

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.

Not all drugs are good. Some are great.

Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? -
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I ****, what I take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

Thanks for the backup Bill.

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 08:42 PM
elTee, you don't do drugs anymore?? Also, I totally agree with you, man. Individual liberties that don't encroach upon those of others are where it's at.

DarthAve
12-22-2006, 09:22 PM
Oh my god something just dawned on me...
It has been scientifically proven that most of the crap (no offence :) ) you listen to, Ave, gets to number one on the charts of da top 50 most bangin' toons due to peers and popularity more than the quality of the actual song. Since it is apparent that you don't really care about popularity et cetera (go you), you must actually like it. Weird.Sure I like some current music. (Thanks dad!) but I'm an obscure fan too. Let's test that and put my iPod on shuffle for a sec...

15 songs with Avery's iPod, AKA Gordie
1. Shirley Bassett-Diamonds are Forever
2. Holly Palmer & Michael Buble-Down with Love
3. The Immolation Scene-Starwars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith soundtrack
4. The Aquabats-Fashion Zombies
5. Christina Agulara-Infactuation
6. Fort Minor-Remember the Name
7. Michael Buble-Come Fly With Me
8. The Riverboat Gamblers-Hey! Hey! Hey!
9. Queen-Another one Bites the Dust
10. Sia-Breathe Me
11. The Aquabats-Pool Party
12. Queen- We Will Rock You
13. Michael buble-Moondance
14. Bonus Stage Episode 'Slim's Choice'-Craig's Rap
15. T.V. themes-Six Feet Under theme

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 10:22 PM
Sure I like some current music. (Thanks dad!) but I'm an obscure fan too. Let's test that and put my iPod on shuffle for a sec...


I like Queen! Let's be fwenz.

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 10:23 PM
I like Queen! Let's be fwenz.
i liek mudkips, lets do a barrel roll.

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 10:56 PM
i liek mudkips, lets do a barrel roll.

What about Muddy Mudskipper?
http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/muddy.gif

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 11:16 PM
What about Muddy Mudskipper?
http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/muddy.gif
???

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 11:55 PM
Gerbil would know, he actually likes Ren & Stimpy.