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Yaanu
09-23-2006, 12:19 AM
By "real psychics" I mean "'I thought this one thing and it happened' psychics".

I made a PSI Ball once. Don't ask me how, I was twelve (12) when it happened.

Oh, and sometimes, I feel like I can predict the future, cause, let's say, I think of something falling, and the next thing I know, the guy two people in front of me in line gets drenched green after a paint bucket falls on him.

Stuff like that. Anything happen to you?

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 12:26 AM
Yes, I am psychic, I make stuff happen all the time. Look, I'll show you, in less than three seconds you'll be looking at the computer screen thinking "what a dick!"...
..
. .
See? it worked! I am what's known as a genius psycho.. I mean psychic.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-23-2006, 12:26 AM
Yeah okay kid.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3984&p=5

KingCheez
09-23-2006, 12:33 AM
i have to say, being in fact a paranormal researcher, those guys are all retarded 10 year olds who want to make themselves some psi-balls so they can get laid in the astral plane

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-23-2006, 12:36 AM
i have to say, being in fact a paranormal researcher, those guys are all retarded 10 year olds who want to make themselves some psi-balls so they can get laid in the astral plane
jus cuz u dont beleve in it doesnt mean it dont exist h8r

KingCheez
09-23-2006, 12:41 AM
Wjat

There is a subtle science to this

PsiPog is like the fundamentalist Christian in this equation that pisses themselves every time you say 'dinosaur'

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-23-2006, 12:44 AM
Wjat

There is a subtle science to this

PsiPog is like the fundamentalist Christian in this equation that pisses themselves every time you say 'dinosaur'
dont make me use mah powers on u cheez

Yaanu
09-23-2006, 01:16 AM
lyk zomp dimozaurs used to live wit humans i kan prove it luke a footprint!!!!111 [/fundy]

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 01:20 AM
Oh dear.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:21 AM
I'm a quasi-psychic.

Don't know how, but I kinda predict what people say. When I feel like it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-23-2006, 01:26 AM
I'm a quasi-psychic.

Don't know how, but I kinda predict what people say. When I feel like it.
OH YEAH WELL I KILLED A MAN WITH MY MIND.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2006, 01:28 AM
Adam killed a pig with EXPLOSIVES!!

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 01:49 AM
I once killed a man just to watch him die......but then I got distracted and missed it.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 01:56 AM
I killed a little stuffed cow by cutting it's head off. Than I put the head in the desk of this kid who's obsessed with cows.

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 01:59 AM
OMG ! Did you do it to be mean or some sort of joke?

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 02:03 AM
He was evil back than. But than we talked on IM for a while, and a love blossemed. His name was Chase and I asked him out. He said no, and now I think this dude in my gym class is hot.

I didn't put the head in the desk, but I did intend on doing so for April Fools.

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 02:41 AM
Ah yes, the opposite sex. If only decapitated bovines would swoon their hearts....

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 03:38 PM
lol

Actuaaly i think stuff then it happens. Like I thought of fire (im a pyro) And the next thing i know people are lighting bonfires at meh place. It's effin cool.




AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bad grammar!!!!! Now Smon's gonna kill me.

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 03:51 PM
I working on killing the poster with my mind right now, and a baseball bat.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 03:57 PM
I have visions too. no I just put an Image though a glass and then put it up to my eye so it looks blurry then I play detective and try to find out whats going to happen.

DylanMay
09-23-2006, 04:02 PM
I thought it was psychic but it was all in my head. lol...

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:06 PM
Yo actually the psi-ball idea sounds neat though i've never done it and haven't tried.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 04:19 PM
oh god.........

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:31 PM
I looked it up and there's a possibility.

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 04:33 PM
I looked it up and there's a possibility.
Ever considered that there may be liars on the interwebz?

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:44 PM
Yes


But i get my info from a reliable source. A GF in isreal who like is psychic too. That's why we are going out. We mental make-out...


I've said too much.

Halo_92
09-23-2006, 04:58 PM
*Glances at jmac* Umm, Yes

Miss_Mayhem
09-23-2006, 05:01 PM
*eye-twitch* Some so called 'premonitions' have happened to me a few times, either I just thought about them or in a dream. I dont know if a dreamshare counts, if so, then that. Other than that, nothing.

Das Mole
09-23-2006, 07:42 PM
i'm not psychic, but i'm clairvoyant.

don't ask me how i got here.

mainly because it involves ave.

Huz
09-23-2006, 07:50 PM
I am a bit like Darth_Ave but better, because I can predict what people won't say! Like, when I say 'hello', I am usually pretty sure that they won't be all "I AM A CAT A CAT A CAT" because that would be a bit mental.

And usually the people I say 'hello' to aren't mental at all. The people I greet have all gone through a rigorous screening process to ensure that this is the case, believe me.

Das Mole is in lurrve baby. I can sense it.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 07:58 PM
I am a bit like Darth_Ave but better Everyone's better than Ave. ~tearz~

Das Mole is in lurrve baby. I can sense it.
1. NO!
2. If it is true, the feelings arn't mutual. I'm in lurve with that kid from my gym class. Why do I keep talking about him? I should be talking about how HOT my avatar is.

Cause it is. hot.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 12:33 AM
Everyone's better than Ave. ~tearz~
At what? :p

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-24-2006, 12:44 AM
*Glances at jmac* Umm, Yes
'The **** are you lookin' at me for?

Yes


But i get my info from a reliable source. A GF in isreal who like is psychic too. That's why we are going out. We mental make-out...


I've said too much.Does this "GF" of yours look like this:

http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/hand-uwi.jpg

?

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 02:05 AM
Oooh! Oh no he didn't! *snap-snap-snap!*

If I learned anything today, it's that Jmac pwnz without knowing or caring, suppressing a yawn as he lazily types whatever comes to mind cuz he has no concionce (I'ma get Vocabupwned for that), he doesn't know better, and there is no one there to cencor him from typing what he thinks.

I've also learned that kittens are fluffy-wuffy adowable.

That salad that doesn't come in a bag and is without the shredded carrot is not at all tasty if done on mere whim.

That Leon Kennedy is utterly HAWT.

And that Saturdays dont come often enough.

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 02:09 AM
Ray, are you doing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:47 AM
At what? :p
everything.

EXCEPT FASHION!!! And playing psychonauts possibly. I can beat it %100 in 6 to 8 hours.

hot avatar hot avatar hot avatar. there, I talked about it. Who wants pizza pockets?

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 07:12 PM
Oh I beg to differ, I bet no-one else can get almost 10,000 posts in under a year! And no-one else can make me rekindle my love for TMBG like you can! (I could go on..)

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 07:43 PM
EXCEPT FASHION!!!

so i'm being forced to look at colleges and one of my friends was like "haha you should go to parsons". then who would be better than you at everything?

<--
<--
<--

Ray_the_psychic
09-24-2006, 09:07 PM
'The **** are you lookin' at me for?

Does this "GF" of yours look like this:

http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/hand-uwi.jpg

?


Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 09:17 PM
^ surely you're joking? (jmac pwnd you btw)

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-24-2006, 09:33 PM
Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.
fuk u nub dont maek me get out mah h4xin t00lz

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 10:13 PM
jmac, this is why i love you.

(also irc)

milo
09-24-2006, 10:14 PM
Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.
Ahaha, dip****.
fuk u nub dont maek me get out mah h4xin t00lz
DO IT.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 10:50 PM
Oh, the suspense! I smell a war brewing! but not just any war! A one sided one! *whips out popcorn (and pirouettes)*

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:03 PM
NO MORE WARS!! I don't want to have to bring back The Fight Thread.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:05 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!....
.. . .. . ..Sorry.

Ray_the_psychic
09-24-2006, 11:30 PM
Alright my uncontrolled anger has subside and i shouldn't listen to a gay porno jerkoff. There I am done now.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-24-2006, 11:35 PM
Alright my uncontrolled anger has subside and i shouldn't listen to a gay porno jerkoff. There I am done now.
I happen to be a straight porno jerkoff. kthx.

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 11:39 PM
you guys this is intense. i don't think i can continue posting here.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 11:51 PM
Yes you can! This is what makes RD so utterly delish and wonderful! Our modz are never around, so this shall last eons free for post! 'Sides, Smon wants a taste o' this.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 11:58 PM
Yeah, there are almost no rules here. It's called the Off topic party for craps sake.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 12:00 AM
who are the mods anyway?

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:01 AM
Yes i would like to know.

Miss_Mayhem
09-25-2006, 12:04 AM
Smon, Huz and someone else. So we have 3. Other than Smon who I suppose is on hiatus and is eternally leniant, none of our modz are ever here. Welcome to the jungle! We got fun 'n games! You can do whatevah you want, just dont touch my change! Why would you want it anyway? It's all in nickels. This place is REALLY random and nothing stays on topic. EVUR. Seeing as you are new, you havn't seen the stuff that has gone on here open for posting. Some of the worst threads are STILL open. Embrace the freedom.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 12:06 AM
i <3 everyone already.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:09 AM
I think the 3rd one is Thrik.


eye <3 freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Miss_Mayhem
09-25-2006, 12:10 AM
Yeah, Thrik! I've only seem Thrik once.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-25-2006, 12:13 AM
Gawd Thrik's admin.


elTee, Smon, Huz are mods.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 12:15 AM
i liked it when they conveniently put all the mods' names up at the top of the board instead of the bottom.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Where at the bottom????

Thrik
09-25-2006, 12:23 AM
You must learn to embrace inconvenience.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 12:26 AM
AWWWWW s***!!!1

milo
09-25-2006, 02:10 AM
i <3 everyone already.
We <3 u back.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 02:14 AM
We're all just one big insane family! :)

milo
09-25-2006, 02:26 AM
Yeah, Thrik! I've only seem Thrik once.
I think he murks loar than he posts.

Poopdogjr
09-25-2006, 02:27 AM
I like the laid back approach. It's more enjoyable and mature I think.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 02:47 AM
Excuse me, but Poopdogjr, you don't by any chance, happen to be an Invader Zim fan do you?

"I am Poop Dogg, Mighty Spectre of Defeat"

lol sawdust candy lol

Fealiks
09-25-2006, 05:26 PM
Anything happen to you?
Ok, I know this is going to sound like a lie, but ask yourself, why the hell would I lie?!?! Hmmm? So here I was, sitting on a bench with... Bob. We were debating wether a broken human hand taped to a sheep's eyeball would, when properly heated, float of the surface of water with a temperature of -17░c. In summer. In the rain. In... Bosnia. Anyway, innevitability lead to the conclusion of "no, but it would float on a heated sheet of corrigated steel". We roamed the nearest field looking for a heated sheet of corrigated nickel (we didn't want to be unfair on the other magnetic metals. With the exception of iron, which we had fell out with and were currently giving the cold shoulder) to see if it would also hold a sheep's hand with an eyelid on it. Or... whatever. We stumbled across "Honest Eugene's Nickel Wharehouse", when all of a sudden, we saw this grey dog outside the door. It sort of squatted down in a completely inconspicuous position and I said to Bob "That dog is going to coil one!" and you know what? It did! And only seconds before I said it would!

If you need more proof that I'm psychic, ask yourself this question: "Who is Fealiks? He's never been to Razputin's Domain before! He must have known that there was a psychic thread here! And it can't have been Darth Ave telling him about it! NO WAY, JOSE! HE'S PSYCHIC! I LOVE HIM!"

Well, that's sort of an answer too, isn't it... ok, ask yourself this: "Hey, myself, do you think Fealiks is psychic?"
Then answer it.

With "yes".

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 06:04 PM
i believe you.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 07:50 PM
Go away Fealiks!! Next thing, McCoy is gonna come over here on my home turf and continue to whine up my ass about my rediculas post count.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I DON'T HAVE A LIFE!!

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 07:55 PM
i say we get every harbor-ite to visit here.

note: yay 2200th post

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 07:56 PM
Well, we have you, occasionly Joshi, and Fealiks. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME!!

Cause everyone else over there is a jerk hole or an oldbie that knows nothing of me.

Halo_92
09-25-2006, 08:41 PM
That place sounds Like f**kin' s**t.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 08:49 PM
it is, everyone hates me and das and stuff because we like some pop music or other genre's.

THEY FRECKIN MESSED WITH SINATRA!! You're an ******* if you don't like Frank Sinatra.

Halo_92
09-25-2006, 08:55 PM
Sinatra is awesome.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 08:55 PM
Frank Siantra FTW!!!1

Halo_92
09-25-2006, 08:57 PM
you had 50 more posts then me.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 09:00 PM
sweet. I am currently trying to reach 1000 posts and become a Super Friend! Ask Darth or Klia or Smon about the Super Friends. I'm almost there too.

Superfriend= Real world form of a psychonaut.

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 09:36 PM
i remember when i got 1000 posts. being able to have my own custom title...oh the joy.

DarthAve
09-25-2006, 10:11 PM
The superfriends are invite only!

not really, but we kinda forgot about the superfriends when Squid left.

Halo_92
09-25-2006, 10:27 PM
I wanna be one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 11:16 PM
Then reach 1000 posts and have one of the other superfriends invite you.


Super Friends 4-ever!!!!!!!!!111

BTW Darth you've got a thing that says Max Fischer= etc... How do i put something in my space besides Registered User?

Das Mole
09-25-2006, 11:55 PM
you have to have 1000 posts. and then you get teh cutsom titel. =]

Miss_Mayhem
09-26-2006, 12:27 AM
Only...300...something...more...posts to go!

P'sha, Will Shatner!

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 12:03 PM
Who is this Ray creep. I demand answers. I want sex. And food. I'm dead serious and ready for war. *burp*

Ray Jones
09-26-2006, 12:05 PM
Yes, and I dare to double post!

Ray_the_psychic
09-26-2006, 12:27 PM
Who is dis Ray Jones d00d. I am ze true Ray. lol. Just kiddin'
I guess you're not new since you joined June 2003. So Welcome back?
Dunno what to say. Wanna have a TIME WAR??????!!!!!!1111
I want some coffee and maybe some pocky later today. *BELCH*

Fealiks
09-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Ave, it's nice how you put "occasionally" infront of Joshi's name, when I've only posted here once. I feel so... used. And hurt. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!111ONE*


What am I doing? I ****ing hate that joke.

DarthAve
09-26-2006, 05:08 PM
SHNAP!! Fealikes used the f word.

EXPELLED!!!

In other news, if you're a member of The-N, go buy stuff with your creds now! they're having an 'everything's half off day' because Degrassi starts friday! I bought all this cute hair.

Samnmax221
09-26-2006, 05:13 PM
Vagina Vagina Vagina

Poopdogjr
09-26-2006, 08:49 PM
Excuse me, but Poopdogjr, you don't by any chance, happen to be an Invader Zim fan do you?

"I am Poop Dogg, Mighty Spectre of Defeat"

lol sawdust candy lol
-RAY

I am, but I was calling people poop-dogs WAAAAY before that show even came out. It's how I refer to my dogs. I wish I didn't use poopdog for my name here, because it sucks. I should change it, but I'm lazy/and or stupid.

milo
09-26-2006, 09:20 PM
I should change it, but I'm lazy/and or stupid.
Probably a combination of the two.

St. Jimmy
09-27-2006, 08:39 AM
but I'm lazy/and or stupid.
I KNEW I WAS JUST A BY-PRODUCT OF YOU!!!!!!!

Poopdogjr
09-27-2006, 12:48 PM
Three cheers for stupidity!

Fealiks
09-27-2006, 02:26 PM
I think you need to sit down and have a long hard think (hahahahaha long hard) about what you did.



Yippee three posts!

Samnmax221
09-27-2006, 05:03 PM
Why is the 13 year old talking bout' long hard stuff?

Kj°len
09-27-2006, 10:21 PM
As a veteran member of LucasForums, I give you permission to war, so long as it is obviously one-sided. A few words before we, er... I mean, you start?
NEDM, Julianna Mauriello, Ready, FIGHT!

Also, cocks.

Das Mole
09-27-2006, 10:34 PM
i lvoe how the entire harbor crew is over here now.

Kj°len
09-27-2006, 10:36 PM
There may be a large phallus in your left ear, Das. Pay it no mind.

Samnmax221
09-27-2006, 10:53 PM
There may be a large phallus in your left ear, Das. Pay it no mind.
Large phallus, I read about it in The Satanic Verses, albeit it was a goat dick.

Das Mole
09-27-2006, 10:58 PM
whats with all the penis jokes.

they need to stop.

Kj°len
09-27-2006, 11:06 PM
Sad is afraid to admit that he loves the cock.

:)

Samnmax221
09-27-2006, 11:29 PM
Who wants to go to the penis races!

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-27-2006, 11:43 PM
Hmm, thread topic is psychics and other assorted bull****... so are the penises in question psychic?

Ray Jones
09-28-2006, 06:22 AM
"Two go in, one comes out!"

"Listen, asshat, yours might be the thicker one, but mine is shorter!!"

Kj°len
09-28-2006, 09:48 PM
jmac, my penis once teleported to Sweden, and came back with a lit cigarette, a voluminous bra, with a golden viking wig on its head. Does that answer your question? In far more detail that you'd wanted, no doubt.

Samnmax221
09-28-2006, 10:19 PM
It's better then Kenya!

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-29-2006, 08:35 AM
jmac, my penis once teleported to Sweden, and came back with a lit cigarette, a voluminous bra, with a golden viking wig on its head. Does that answer your question? In far more detail that you'd wanted, no doubt.
The lit cigarette part sounds a bit painful.

It's better then Kenya!OH **** SOMETHING'S BETTER THAN A COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE OF A POVERTY STRICKEN CONTINENT FILLED WITH DEADLY ANIMALS?!?!?

Samnmax221
09-29-2006, 02:10 PM
OH **** SOMETHING'S BETTER THAN A COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE OF A POVERTY STRICKEN CONTINENT FILLED WITH DEADLY ANIMALS?!?!?
I was refering to a rather stupid flash movie, only that was about Norway.

Ray_the_psychic
09-29-2006, 03:43 PM
Kenya kenya kenya sux. My phallus once talked using telepathy to a spirit in the astral plane.

Samnmax221
09-29-2006, 03:47 PM
My phallus is smarter then Al Sharpton, of course who isn't?

Ray_the_psychic
09-29-2006, 03:51 PM
no one isn't smarter than Al Sharpton

Poopdogjr
09-29-2006, 08:03 PM
Detachable penis?

Ray_the_psychic
10-03-2006, 05:48 PM
no, levitatable penis that can use the mighty psi-blast.

Davinq
10-06-2006, 07:53 PM
Psychics are psycho! :xp:

I'm so psychic I predicted I was going to make this post!

Ray_the_psychic
10-08-2006, 09:02 PM
I predict that some one will post after this post and this thread will continue.

DylanMay
10-09-2006, 03:41 AM
Wow you were right. :D

St. Jimmy
10-09-2006, 05:48 AM
for a change... ahh! :p

Ray Jones
10-09-2006, 11:38 AM
At this point of conversation I usually point out that I currently wear high heels and nothing but a thong and a bra with mincemeat in it to make it feel real.

Poopdogjr
10-09-2006, 09:02 PM
OMG!!1! PICS NAO!

Miss_Mayhem
10-10-2006, 01:38 AM
Keep in mind that RJ is a muscular beaver, Jr.

Ray Jones
10-10-2006, 04:58 AM
Oh no! There's only _one_ not _a_ Muscular Beaver!!! (Tum ta da tum ta da tum da ta da taaaa)


-Whooshshshsh!!!-

Samnmax221
11-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Hahaahaha! I beat Jmac to it!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-25-2006, 02:46 AM
**** YOU.

Samnmax221
11-25-2006, 02:50 AM
**** YOU.
No, I might throw up on you. Thanksgiving was only yesterday. Well yesterday if it was 50 minutes ago CST.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-25-2006, 02:53 AM
Thanksgiving was Thursday.

itchythesamurai
11-25-2006, 03:34 AM
This one dumb broad in my statistics class asked one of my friends whether or not Thanksgiving was going to be on Sunday this year. I'm glad I have control over my violent urges.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-25-2006, 04:11 AM
This one dumb broad in my statistics class asked one of my friends whether or not Thanksgiving was going to be on Sunday this year. I'm glad I have control over my violent urges.
Heh. Statistics. What a useless class.

Samnmax221
11-25-2006, 04:16 AM
Sometimes they just stuff you into class's you don't want, how do you think I would up in Integrated Math (They have some stupid requirement that says I have to stay in even though I've earned the mandatory 3 Math Credits).

itchythesamurai
11-25-2006, 04:44 AM
It was either statistics or calculus. I think the former is more appropriate for my interest in liberal arts. My stat teacher graduated from West Point and commanded a battalion in Vietnam. I fear him.