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Halo_92
09-23-2006, 03:52 PM
Take a Smarties pack and without opening it crush a bit into powder.

Then put mouth over it as if it was a cigerette and breath in.:thmbup1:
This should produce a coughing sensation.


Or crush into powder and breath in through nose.

Your eyes should start watering and your nose hurting.

Its more fun while watching a friend cough.

itchythesamurai
09-23-2006, 03:53 PM
It's better if you just do this with cocaine like a normal/sane person. You impressionable youths trust me on this one, I know how to be cool.

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:09 PM
Or weed which has no damaging effects ona person like the police say. Or that effed up group D.A.R.E who lies about pot.

Poopdogjr
09-23-2006, 04:10 PM
Drugs are for winners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:32 PM
Yay drugs and Psychonauts. Yay Previously said things!!!1

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 04:45 PM
You druggies are all off base.




I could tell you about this wonderfull thing you can do with a girl, but some of you might have to use a jar of peanut butter, and the poor innocent family dog.

Ray_the_psychic
09-23-2006, 04:47 PM
Yo mamma

90SK
09-23-2006, 04:53 PM
I could tell you about this wonderfull thing you can do with a girl, but some of you might have to use a jar of peanut butter, and the poor innocent family dog.

That's disgusting.

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 04:55 PM
That's disgusting.
You're just mad, cause you're not a class act.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 05:38 PM
I"M NOT DOING SMARTIE CRACK!! HUGS NOT DRUGS!!

(You can just inhale pixie stix powder though,)

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 05:46 PM
Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby.

elTee
09-23-2006, 06:02 PM
One thing which I have found to be hilarious is to get a jar of instant coffee and shake it up like it's going out of fashion. This dislodges all the tiny particles of caffeinated coffee powder - then you quickly open the jar, stick your mouth into the opening and breathe in deeply. Man, what a crazy, horrible rush. It's probably like speed.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 06:23 PM
elTee, how many ways do you know to get high?

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 06:26 PM
Just look at his Avatar

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 08:20 PM
I"M NOT DOING SMARTIE CRACK!! HUGS NOT DRUGS!!




I'm with Darth on this one. If your a druggie or an alcaholic, GET THE F*** AWAY.

Miss_Mayhem
09-23-2006, 08:34 PM
I hear ya! There are kids at school I know who are total druggies. I should parade a 'hugs not drugs' tshirt in front of them. And haven't you noticed that ElTee is only ever on when we are talking about wacky ways to get 'high' or drinking? Or dreams, he's quite learned in that field.

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 09:23 PM
This calls for a Zelda made pic:

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9402/hugsnotdrugsbf7.th.png (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hugsnotdrugsbf7.png)

Mayhem is the one to the far left, I'm the middle one, Darth's the one to the far right, and from the far left to right here are the guys: Psychocaos, Cheez, Smon, and in the corner is Orange cat.

Samnmax221
09-23-2006, 09:27 PM
I speak for Jmac, Milo, Itchy, and me when I say that we feel discriminated against.

zelda 41
09-23-2006, 09:30 PM
Sorry, I can't fit 11 people in there, I barely got 7.

DarthAve
09-23-2006, 11:10 PM
I need to learn how do draw people badly!

I'm in Teen Institute, a drug prevention group for my school. We have drug prevention week, and we may get shirts with this years slogan on it. "If you ain't drug free, you can't hang with me."

itchythesamurai
09-23-2006, 11:16 PM
I speak for Jmac, Milo, Itchy, and me when I say that we feel discriminated against.

He did not mispeak, hell, he's only a couple of steps away before I'm readying to give him power of attorney. And I'd very much like elTee to be my guru. Cliché argument: some of the world's greatest minds have been boozehounds and addicts!

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 12:48 AM
Also, if you melt a packet of skittles (however you like) it will turn into one big gob of skittle and then you can eat sugar-rush concentrated!

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 01:40 AM
Most of my friends are druggies actually - the only reason I don't do marijuana myself is not any negative effects (believe me, it's calming and i need that) but because I don't want to get arrested. I mean, they see me rollin'. They hatin', patrollin', and tryna catch me ridin durty.

Halo_92
09-24-2006, 01:44 AM
What are skittles?

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 01:52 AM
This calls for a Cheez picture.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6075/nohugs4methxdy4.jpg

In my Clerks: The Animated Series inspired style.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 01:58 AM
Haha! Awesome, Cheez. I should do a group picture *ponders* ...

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 01:59 AM
Just so you know none of you are the creepy transvestite.

And group picture sounds great.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-24-2006, 01:59 AM
You druggies are all on (free)base.
Fix'd.


Most of my friends are druggies actually - the only reason I don't do marijuana myself is not any negative effects (believe me, it's calming and i need that) but because I don't want to get arrested. I mean, they see me rollin'. They hatin', patrollin', and tryna catch me ridin durty.**** the po-leece, they ain't neva gon' catch me ridin' dirtaaaaay.

KingCheez
09-24-2006, 02:07 AM
* ChanServ sets mode: +v KingCheez
<KingCheez> I'M ALL ALONE
<KingCheez> CUTCUT CUTCUT CUTTYCUT CUT

WE SHOULD ALL GO ON #PSYCHONAUTS. EVERYONE. AND TALK ABOUT THINGS. LIKE THE WAR ON DRUGS. (War on drugs means we are losing a war to a bunch of stoners.) IT GETS KIND OF WEIRD JUST TALKING TO JMAC.

milo
09-24-2006, 03:03 AM
What are skittles?
Is supposed to be a joke?

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 05:48 AM
What are skittles?
:drop2: I rufuse to, Nay, cannot, beleive what you just said! To merely suggest that you don't know what skittles are would be to say that you have never tried them. Hal- I mean, OrangeCat, YOU. HAVE. NOT. LIVED. LIFE. untill you have eaten copious amounts of skittles. Either go hunting for them in the nearest supermarket or google them and IMPORT THEM FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY IF YOU HAVE TO!!! (btw they're a weird kind of lollie)

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 11:43 AM
skittles=yummy.

Those glade scented oil candles things, the red ones smell like red skittles. IT'S AWESOME!

Also, tomarrow we pick out dress up days for drug free week(aka red ribbon week) We could have a hat day, a pajama day, a crazy day. A lot of cool days to say no to drugssss!!!

Halo_92
09-24-2006, 12:27 PM
Oh skittles! I forgot what they were, I know now.

Miss_Mayhem
09-24-2006, 01:08 PM
Forgot? FORGOT? How can one forget their sweet fruity taste?

DarthAve
09-24-2006, 03:26 PM
He clearly must have been debrained.

Halo-TEEEEEEEVEEEEEEE
me-OMG!! SOMEONE GET RAZ!!!

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 06:53 PM
I never thought I'd see someone forget skittles.. Of course, last night I remembered a prank from a camp I went on that I hadn't even thought about for years. I couldn't beleive I had forgotten it.

Das Mole
09-24-2006, 07:54 PM
Take a Smarties pack and without opening it crush a bit into powder.

or you could just use pixie sticks. :¬:

Ray_the_psychic
09-24-2006, 08:59 PM
Pixie stix, Coffe, Weed, skittles, and smarties. My favorite ways to get high.

St. Jimmy
09-24-2006, 09:14 PM
Jubee juice FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 03:00 AM
Fix'd.


**** the po-leece, they ain't neva gon' catch me ridin' dirtaaaaay.

Damn pigs can kiss my weed smokin', smartie takin', pixie stix inhalin', coffee dustin', white ass!!!!!!!!!!111


What the hell is jubee juice and how can u use it to get hiiiiiiiigh!!!


Afroman: Because I got high!!!1

elTee you are like the hippie drug takin' buddy i never had. Put your rolls up!

Samnmax221
09-25-2006, 05:01 PM
If I were in charge of the world, which I'm not, I'd legalize it. I don't do it myself, but if someone else wants to, thats their business.

Ray_the_psychic
09-25-2006, 09:02 PM
Thanx you for the help to thta.

St. Jimmy
09-27-2006, 08:15 AM
What the hell is jubee juice and how can u use it to get hiiiiiiiigh!!!
Jubee juice in it's pure form can only be made with a military ration pack. However you can make like, a home-made one..
What you do, is you get all your mates cordials, sugars and coffees (the coffee is optional but it increases the effect) Then you heat up some water (to dissolve the stuff better) and mix the powder stuff REALLY REALLY thick into the water. REALLY thick, like, a syrup. I'm serious, it's that sweet it burns your throat. It'll make you have a skitz if you do it right. It's more of a sugar/caffine rush/high, but it's not just ANY sugar/caffine rush/high, it's THE sugar/caffine rush/high! WHAT. EvER. YOU. DO. Do not use too much citrus stuff (lemon, Orange, Lime cordial) If you do that, it's undrinkable. Anyway, that's jubee juice. It's actually banned in the military but people do it when they get home if they have to. There are different tecnuiqes but that's the base/main way to do it.

Miss_Mayhem
09-28-2006, 06:41 PM
There are these flowers that grow on these vines that have practically taken over this empty lot. Most people dont know, but if you break the stem (or the leaves and maybe the petals would work too), the white 'juice'/liquid that comes out can be used to get high. I think you gotta do something to it, but I dont know.

Ray_the_psychic
09-29-2006, 03:46 PM
lol jubee juice is the Sugar/Caffeine/rush/high woooooh!!!!!!!

Samnmax221
09-29-2006, 03:48 PM
I need to grow flowers to cover up the dead baby smell.

Ray_the_psychic
09-29-2006, 03:49 PM
wtf??????!!!!!!1111 what dead baby smell? R u a baby murderer Samnmax221????

milo
09-29-2006, 04:36 PM
wtf??????!!!!!!1111 what dead baby smell? R u a baby murderer Samnmax221????
YA!!!!!!111 LOL!!!!!1!!1111!111 HE IS!!!!!!!111111 LOL!!!!!!!1

Samnmax221
09-29-2006, 05:09 PM
I don't wanna go to work

FuzzyDice Chick
09-29-2006, 06:24 PM
I don't wanna go to work
You people here are sick! I'm really woirred for you. You should go to Church or a help center...or something!

KingCheez
09-29-2006, 07:56 PM
the last time i was in a church i wanted to burn it down

listen, if you think we're sick now

just wait.

Samnmax221
10-01-2006, 05:50 PM
You people here are sick! I'm really woirred for you. You should go to Church or a help center...or something!
I didn't want to go to work, and when I did I slahed my left middle finger open on a broken coffee cup. I plan on breaking at least 20 dishes before moving on to a better job.

Fealiks
10-01-2006, 07:48 PM
I miss Yufster
I believe in the power of the force, but combine that with TuTu the sun god, and Spike the Vampire, and you sort of have my religion. It's called Fosusp. See, it's like, FO fro FORCE, SU from and SP from SPIKE. I believe I can pick stuff up without actually picking it up, and I also believe in Skittles. Taste the Rainbow. I have never actually tasted the rainbow, but presumably I will when I die. When I die, I will taste the rainbow and be able to eat as many skittles as I want without getting an aching jaw from chewing. I always get a sore jaw when I eat skittles. I tried sucking them but it's not the same.

I would like to say that anybody that believes in Mars Bars will spend an Eternity chewing skittles and getting a sore jaw when they die.


I saw the word skittles :dozey:

This calls for a Fealiks picture! I mean, it obviously doesn't, but whatever...
Its a pretty wide pic. (http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1766/calledforapicjf8.png)
See? they're having a nice time without you. Let them "destroy their bodies" in peace.

Das Mole
10-01-2006, 10:10 PM
that's an interesting cartoon.

note: post #2222. yay for palindromes.

Miss_Mayhem
10-02-2006, 02:52 AM
Haha, now it;s over! Sorry, but I just felt like raining on your parade.

Tall Guy
10-02-2006, 06:49 PM
Drugs are for winners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can i get that on a t-shirt? :D

Ray_the_psychic
10-03-2006, 06:02 PM
the last time i was in a church i wanted to burn it down

listen, if you think we're sick now

just wait.


He's right you know. Actually i know. Because i do. Ray knows the way of the way of etc... yeah i did'nt have anything else to say to anything which is weird if you think about it. I mean, i always have something to say. Oh wait i said something.

We're the f***ed up club. Join us. We've got jackets that say Insane. They're strappy.

lol

FuzzyDice Chick
10-03-2006, 08:28 PM
He's right you know. Actually i know. Because i do. Ray knows the way of the way of etc... yeah i did'nt have anything else to say to anything which is weird if you think about it. I mean, i always have something to say. Oh wait i said something.

We're the f***ed up club. Join us. We've got jackets that say Insane. They're strappy.

lol

No!

Ray_the_psychic
10-08-2006, 08:44 PM
then you are banished to the world of the sane where you are not truly legally free and you have to do whta the Bush monster tells you.

Deal with it you sane person.

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 08:48 PM
*Steals jacket and runs*
Yoink!

Ray_the_psychic
10-08-2006, 08:58 PM
There's enough for everybody.

St. Jimmy
10-08-2006, 09:04 PM
Good.
*Steals another one*

Ray_the_psychic
10-08-2006, 09:14 PM
Hitler says: Stop stealing all ze jackets you mozerfuhrer!!!!!!

It doesn't get much deeper than that. Also note that i dont stand for anti-semitism.

Grab a jacket and be insane with the rest of us. It also means you get a free unlimited subscription for Warcraft III.

milo
10-08-2006, 10:08 PM
Hitler says: Stop stealing all ze jackets you mozerfuhrer!!!!!!

It doesn't get much deeper than that. Also note that i dont stand for anti-semitism.

Grab a jacket and be insane with the rest of us. It also means you get a free unlimited subscription for Warcraft III.
You mean World of Warcraft. Battle.net is free.

Davinq
10-08-2006, 10:12 PM
It's amazing how every thread in this forum gets entirely off-topic by the 17th post or so.

*Steals a jacket from Ray*

St. Jimmy
10-09-2006, 12:28 AM
^ hence the name... It's also cool how no-one here wants to do anything anyone else's way (hence the stealing)

FuzzyDice Chick
10-09-2006, 08:16 AM
then you are banished to the world of the sane where you are not truly legally free and you have to do whta the Bush monster tells you.

Deal with it you sane person.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I do not HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm an ozy HAhAhAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! :smash:

Davinq
10-09-2006, 07:50 PM
OZY!? I'm a KIWI DAMMIT! :firemad:

Poopdogjr
10-09-2006, 09:28 PM
JOU R DE REEL REASHON FER HAPPINESS!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-09-2006, 10:37 PM
OZY!? I'm a KIWI DAMMIT! :firemad:

You're a KIWI?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But you're so nice? No just kidding. My friends are KIWI's! They live in Whangerai!

Davinq
10-09-2006, 11:04 PM
I actually live in the ****ing U.S.A. right now, but I used to live in small-town Howick, then Papamoa.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-10-2006, 12:49 AM
Cool! I went to N.Z once and it ROCKD! My Bro went on the Luge. I was only little at the time so I couldn't go there. :(

KingCheez
11-18-2006, 02:07 AM
Reviving this thread to tell you all it's not a god idea to smoke green tea.

Perfectly legal though

drunkymonkey
11-18-2006, 03:49 PM
It's not really that healthy to smoke at all.

itchythesamurai
11-18-2006, 04:06 PM
What if you smoke away cancer? How unhealthy is it then?

DarthAve
11-18-2006, 04:07 PM
Smoking is bad. that's why here in the OH, it's been banned in all public places!! NOW YOU CAN ONLY SMOKE AT HOME, BIOTCHES!

KingCheez
11-18-2006, 05:16 PM
I just hate all the poisons that go into cigarettes

If I had a pipe and my own tobacco, rather than some delicious cyanide and nicotine-packed garbage, I figure I would smoke if I enjoyed it

And there were no long-term health problems, which there are

Which is why, obviously, I don't smoke

Miss_Mayhem
11-18-2006, 05:32 PM
It smells bad too. 'Nuff said.

Poopdogjr
11-18-2006, 05:44 PM
ZOMBIE THREAD!

itchythesamurai
11-18-2006, 06:30 PM
I bet zombies would enjoy smoking brains.

DarthAve
11-18-2006, 07:03 PM
Zombies smoke other zombies on the b-ball court.

OH SNAP!

itchythesamurai
11-18-2006, 09:20 PM
B-ball = brainsball? Avery, that's a new low.

DarthAve
11-18-2006, 10:05 PM
I'm ashamed of myself, yes. But zombie's probably do play basketball with brains.

itchythesamurai
11-18-2006, 10:24 PM
I'll try and outdo you in the corniness arena.

Q: What's a flesh-eating zombies favorite flavor of shake?
A: Hand

DarthAve
11-19-2006, 12:09 AM
I'll try and outdo you in the corniness arena.

Q: What's a flesh-eating zombies favorite flavor of shake?
A: Hand
...Congrads, you've outstank me.

itchythesamurai
11-19-2006, 12:52 AM
Bet you can't outskank me though, ho! And no, I'm not talking about dancing, you crazy ska punks, you.

DarthAve
11-19-2006, 12:57 AM
1. I'm not a hoe. I don't even own a mini skirt.
2. I'm not a farmer, so I own no hoes
3. I don't want to outskank you.