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itchythesamurai
09-29-2006, 08:25 PM
Not new news, but I'll repost the link anyway.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94671589&MyToken=4490fd62-9eeb-4331-bbef-91039a3d66d8

What I wanted to rub in though is that I'm somehow in the top 20. You'll never guess which one I am. I even got a comment, score! This totally redeems MySpace. (And the music is way swanky.)

Everyone else's thoughts on the matter?

milo
09-29-2006, 11:29 PM
You'll never guess which one I am.
C'est toi!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1220258471_m.jpg

itchythesamurai
09-30-2006, 11:13 AM
It's true, I had the geeky ingenunity to scan my student ID. But for the record, I will be eighteen Monday, and I plan on buying a) swords and b) the new smutty Alan Moore graphic novel.

SyntheticGerbil
10-01-2006, 10:14 AM
This is terrible. Who did this?

itchythesamurai
10-01-2006, 10:55 AM
I heard Jake had a hand in it. I think considering the current market place realities advertising on MySpace appeals to a certain yuppie sensibility. Nothing wrong about spreading the gospel.

Samnmax221
10-01-2006, 04:00 PM
C'est to toi!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1220258471_m.jpg
Itchy, I don't want to hurt your little life essance. But a get a hair cut.

SyntheticGerbil
10-01-2006, 08:20 PM
Marek has a Myspace too. I somehow had respect for him once.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Not new news, but I'll repost the link anyway.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94671589&MyToken=4490fd62-9eeb-4331-bbef-91039a3d66d8
KILL IT WITH FIRE.


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1220258471_m.jpgTHAT TOO.

Samnmax221
10-02-2006, 01:22 PM
How could you Jake!

I paid for you vagina-plasty!

itchythesamurai
10-02-2006, 03:54 PM
Hey, no killing me with fire, it's my birthday. Trial or baptism by fire is perfectly acceptable though.

Samnmax221
10-02-2006, 04:05 PM
You Kraaazzzzy Khristian!

itchythesamurai
10-02-2006, 04:21 PM
Try Messianic Jew, faaaag. <3

Samnmax221
10-02-2006, 10:29 PM
I sure hope Jesus isn't on Myspace, I can't imagine the fit he'd throw if he found somebody posting shock images in his profile.

"Destroy the world daddy, I'm going to go listen to some "Overly dramatic papercut!"

itchythesamurai
10-02-2006, 10:37 PM
I wonder which sin was toughest for Jesus to die for. I think forgiving all of the people who misconstrue His words and message these days must be a real bitch. Seriously, getting crucified for people who are making you seem like a pro-Iraq prick, not a good deal.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-02-2006, 10:40 PM
I sure hope Jesus isn't on Myspace, I can't imagine the fit he'd throw if he found somebody posting shock images in his profile.

"Destroy the world daddy, I'm going to go listen to some "Overly dramatic papercut!"
Thank god JeSuS is the name of some ****ty death metal band.

http://myspace.com/jesus

Samnmax221
10-02-2006, 10:43 PM
Jesus has no friends?!?!?!
Thats what you get for being a preachy SOB.

itchythesamurai
10-02-2006, 10:54 PM
http://www.segura-inc.com/segura2/photos/seen+noted/images/WhoDoneIt.jpg

We've got one of these in Houston. It's caused some degree of internal conflict. Then again, we also have a place called Sexy Scissors. (link that I wouldn't click at work, just to be safe) (http://www.sexyscissors.com/)

Samnmax221
10-02-2006, 10:58 PM
I wondered why my parents said there were no morals in big cities, now I really want to go.

TSR
10-13-2006, 04:42 AM
(link that I wouldn't click at work, just to be safe) (http://www.sexyscissors.com/)
Or school, for that matter...
*waves fist*

Samnmax221
10-13-2006, 11:23 AM
Well we didn't end up having school today so boo to you, boo to you, boo to you. Some D-Bag called in a bomb threat right before school so we all got evacuated. Oh yah, theres a inch of ****ing snow on the ground and we had freezing rain last night.

itchythesamurai
10-13-2006, 05:11 PM
I bet they'll catch that D-bag because he was bragging on the MySpace or something equally inane. At least that's better than the bomb threats where you have to wait outside for a couple of hours, those really suck.

Sorry SuperRodian, I thought school was implied. Bet that had the potential for hilarity though.

Nakah
01-12-2007, 10:08 PM
Way to keep on topic guys, really. You turned what could have been tips and suggestions for that myspace into a flame war. Good job.

As far as the myspace goes, it fits the theme of Sam & Max well, but when I first opened it, I was reminded of a kinky porn site. The pink wall paper and the Jazz music contribute to this. I'd suggest, either changing the music or the wallpaper blue or something. Just and idea.

~Nakah

Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 11:35 PM
Way to keep on topic guys, really. You turned what could have been tips and suggestions for that myspace into a flame war. Good job.

GTFO, oh yah welcome to our corner, sorta.

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 03:23 AM
We don't consider this flaming, this is our best stab at good behavior. And I couldn't tell if you knew or not, but none of us have direct input on the Sam & Max MySpace page. Jake could probably get stuff done, but when's the last time we've seen that lovable scalawag?

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 04:05 PM
We don't consider this flaming, this is our best stab at good behavior. And I couldn't tell if you knew or not, but none of us have direct input on the Sam & Max MySpace page. Jake could probably get stuff done, but when's the last time we've seen that lovable scalawag?
Well he yanked my covers off last night and told me that I needed to kill this noob for criticizing his work. Then he said something about nachos and left.

SyntheticGerbil
01-13-2007, 04:21 PM
Speaking of Myspace, this was a great article: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4393

Now stop jacking yourselves off, you ****ers.

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 04:41 PM
"I'm going to turn on my computer and make a movie starring my pet iguana? I'm going to mash up 50 Cent's vocals with Queen's instrumentals? I'm going to blog about my state of mind or the state of the nation or the steak-frites at the new bistro down the street? Who has that time and that energy and that passion?"
Thank you.

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 04:43 PM
Woah, when did I get a higher postcount than Gerbil?

SyntheticGerbil
01-15-2007, 02:43 AM
Most people have higher post counts than me.

I also tend to go back and delete things I've posted before sometimes.

Ray Jones
01-15-2007, 04:16 AM
Yeah, that's whatcha do, ****ing coward.

itchythesamurai
01-15-2007, 01:24 PM
Hey man, don't go questioning Sean's honor.

Samnmax221
01-15-2007, 01:28 PM
Hey Hey, thsi camper that was stranded for 5 weeks had a copy of Chasing the Dime, I love that book. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/15/camper.rescued.ap/index.html)

itchythesamurai
01-15-2007, 02:07 PM
Yeah, I couldn't imagine many books being worse than five weeks out in the woods.

Samnmax221
01-15-2007, 02:08 PM
Michael Connelly wrote Blood Work, starring Clint Eastwood.

itchythesamurai
01-15-2007, 02:16 PM
Eastwood is nominated twice for best director in this year's Golden Globes! Talk about outrageous.

Samnmax221
01-15-2007, 02:20 PM
I hope he beats Gibson, then Gibson will get up on stage, accuse everyone of being Jews, then he'll say "**** Jesus".

Ray Jones
01-15-2007, 05:04 PM
Sean's honour is an old gum under my shoe at worst and a new one at best!

itchythesamurai
01-15-2007, 07:01 PM
But the real underlying question here is...what flavor?

SyntheticGerbil
01-16-2007, 01:41 AM
Purple Gibson. OOOH AHHH!

I delete old posts a lot because I regret mostly everything I say. I'm banned from Adventuregamers though, so now I can't go back and delete. Bastards.

Samnmax221
01-16-2007, 01:47 AM
What did you do to get banned over at Adventuregamers?

SyntheticGerbil
01-16-2007, 11:20 AM
Arguing with a 13 year old over major label music. Then instigating moderators.

Ray Jones
01-16-2007, 01:26 PM
It involved a whip, a dick and semen dip!

Poopdogjr
01-16-2007, 06:56 PM
No chicken patties?

itchythesamurai
01-16-2007, 09:03 PM
Arguing with a 13 year old over major label music. Then insitigating with moderators.

One of my kinda weird friends got a Goner Records label tattooed on her foot. She also has an original piece of art on her back that we refer to as a cocktopussy. It's an octopus made out of, well, I'm sure you could guess.

SyntheticGerbil
01-17-2007, 12:47 AM
I have never heard of Goner Records or any of the bands on the label. Good for that penispod though.