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Miss_Mayhem
10-11-2006, 12:21 AM
RD forumites, recent talk as seen in the major quotage below has made me realize that we may really be onto something: The ultimate mass-market anime! Come one, come all, for we can not let such a good idea die without a fight. As of now, we are the [insert uber anime name here] commitee. First rule of order: the name, the plot, the characters ... everything.

Smon: Didn't you know Poopdogjr's real name is Hakujin, and his duty is to defend the universe using his Ketsunoana blade, however all of his foes also wield blades each that have a different power that he must overcome using friendship or some ****?


Mayhem: How could you forget about his sidekicks? The adorable cat-creature with the irrtating voice and tendency to go chibi when not needed, the amnesiac with the checkered past and the silent bu deadly guy in shades? They must combine their seperate forces -love, friendship and the overall goody-goodyness of good- into the Ultimate Super-Shiny Fun Time Sparkle-muhh Power of Love, Friendship, Goodness and Glitter

poopdogjr: I'm pretty sure we have the makings of a new smash hit anime here folks. I think both Smon and Mayhem's ideas are great. I'm already writing fan-fiction and creating fan-art as well as cosplay for it, because I love it so much. KAWAIIororuuugh. Or whatever the hell those anime people say/do.

We should include insane amounts of violence and market it towards younger veiwers. (Toddlers maybe? Ninja star pacifiers?)Ninja swords and ritiualistic suicide will become the new "in" thing for tweens. Also it will proabably cause the deaths of many of them as well. I want to see a ninja sword is under every kids christmas tree this year. Or at the very least impaled somewhere in their body. Or maybe a special box where upon opening it, a sword comes flying out real fast at you?

More ideas are encouraged! Keep this greatness alive!

milo
10-11-2006, 12:29 AM
I HAVE A QUESTION:

Will this have any hentai or yuri in it?

Miss_Mayhem
10-11-2006, 12:34 AM
It's marketed to tweens, so no. But fanservice, definitley. Kids are into that, nowwadaz, right? If it brings up the Neilson ratings, a girl on girl or boy on boy kiss might air thought.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-11-2006, 05:15 AM
You're wrong! But I've come up with a Character. A Half bat-half-cat-girl!

Smon
10-11-2006, 09:13 PM
It's marketed to tweens, so no. But fanservice, definitley. Kids are into that, nowwadaz, right? If it brings up the Neilson ratings, a girl on girl or boy on boy kiss might air thought.
"We must get the Sword of Aorusenmu!"
"It is the first prize in this swimsuit competition!"
"OHHHH!?!?!?"

Liking this idea of anime. We should call it Ka-toxu-n. Which, in addition to sounding cool, is japanese for cartoon. (http://www.freedict.com/onldict/onldict.php)

Miss_Mayhem
10-11-2006, 09:49 PM
Booyah! It shall now be dubbed Ka-toxu-n: Happy Glitter Love and Violence-The Anime! In other words: KTNHGLVA or KHGLVA. Whatever floats your boat. So, with that done (if the others agree that is), the pitch is in order:

Mayhem's Pitch:

KHGLVA is about some gullable teenagers living in a very magic world called Magic-Land. There is some weird bad-evil man-dude that wanna do bad evil things and they must collect some form of collectibles to stop him/her/them. Despite the weak story line, and the forced, ridiculous emotional displays (chibi-moments whenever possible!), the story is very violent. Cuz kids like it. I heart the idea of ritual suicides and that the adorable enemy's decapitated head contains the hidde collectible. So yes, alot of literal head-rolling. Everyone is a Mary Sue, and if not, they are cliche'd characters done to death already - the brave meathead warrior, the beautiful and matronly princess, the amnesiac (c'mon, you need your token amnesiac) and the dude in shades that is totally Emo cuz you need token Emos. Emotions are exaggerated, plenty of fanservice- from the guys being shirtless 99.99% of the time even when it's cold and the girls wearing ultra-short, flippy skirts and fighting with heels. EVERYONE is hot. The guys must be muscular for no apperant reason, even the old wizards. Oldness went with the 90's. The girls have elaborate do's and have BB+ chests becuz even NUNS in anime have them. People have HUGE eyes and their hairs spans the entire color spectrum. Their weapons are powered with love and glitter and shaped like hearts and stuff becuz despite all the pointless gore and violece, we still wanna look like we wanna spread a moral like dont lie and dont suck so much.

Bam! Anyone else gotta pitch?

Poopdogjr
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
I LOVE THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUL!

With that said, I really do love this. It sounds so badass. I can't come up with stuff right now, but I'll add some ideas and stuff later. I love the buff old people idea. And the decapitated heads. And the name alone is just amazing. Seriously this whole idea RAWKS. So awesome.

Miss_Mayhem
10-11-2006, 10:07 PM
And you should! We just need to kidnap a CN CEO and pitch this idea to him. He's guaranteed to love it, what is there not to love? It's got all the staples of anime sans the intricate philisophical storyline and multi-layered character development. Perhaps we can wedge some stuff about religion and the meaning of life in there amidst the green hair and cat-ears.

Catgirl: *chowing down on salami-sandwitch and turns to other dude* what is the meaning of life?
Dude1: *shrugs shoulders*

BAM! There, Katoxun: HGLV has suddenly become a deeply intellectual form of art worthy of psychoanylation.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-12-2006, 12:22 AM
Mayhem you still have not told me what you think of the Half-bat-half-cat-half-girl idea! You do know I draw Anime don't you?

Miss_Mayhem
10-12-2006, 12:59 AM
Of course I love the half-cat-half-bat girl! You NEED a furry! And it's proven that guys think anime-furry-hybrids are sexy! ANd you can draw anime? Downright awesome ^_^ I can draw it too ... but I'm not that great. Remember: GIANT eyes, colorful hair, garish outfits -- it is the Ka-toxu-n way! In my previous post I was actually reffering to your character ("What is the meaning of life?").

FuzzyDice Chick
10-12-2006, 10:44 AM
Huzzah! I'm glad you like my idea. I was only JUST on a "how to draw anime" site!

Huzzah-ness-ness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychochaos3
10-13-2006, 06:14 PM
All anime should have a sword guy (or girl). never seen an anime without a sword except powerpuff girls z (yeah, you heard me, powerpuffgirls z).

Miss_Mayhem
10-13-2006, 08:30 PM
Quick! Write in a sword-guy -- with blue hair!

Halo_92
10-14-2006, 04:09 PM
how about a stick man made out a bundle of sticks, we will duant thee Fag!

Halo_92
10-14-2006, 04:17 PM
This Calls for a Halo Drawing

http://img421.imageshack.us/img421/4213/stickls6.png

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 01:17 AM
As long as my character's powers are on a god-like level I have no problems with this.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 01:55 AM
Quick! Write in a sword-guy -- with blue hair!

Did You know that blue hair stands for futuristicnes.
I could tell you what all the hair means if you like. :queen

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 01:56 AM
ARE THEY STILL ON NAMEK?

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 02:05 AM
What?

Samnmax221
10-15-2006, 02:28 AM
Now Bill at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
and he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke
but theres someplace that he'd rather be!

FuzzyDice Chick
10-15-2006, 02:36 AM
Poetry! Hazarness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poopdogjr
10-16-2006, 08:05 PM
After a bit of a hiatus I am back. I love that stick figure drawing. It just oozes badass. Like literally, my computer screen just had badass-ness pouring out of it.

Fights between characters should last at least 10 hrs at a minimium. They will be strechted across thirty episodes. With said episodes mainly consisting of the two opposing fighters just staring at eachother most of the time, and retelling previous events again and again and again until people can't freakin' take it any more. Also, to save on our animation budget fights will be crudely, or poorly drawn. With very little going on, and maybe just have the animation cells dragged across the screen a couple of times. Or maybe not even drawn at all. But just suggested.

Plus all the extra time in between episodes could be used to sell more merchandise. We need a cool catchphrase. Hmmmm. Something like " FREAKIN REAL ULTIMATE POWA IN YO FACE SON!!!@!! BUY OUR SHAIT OR AIN"T WORTH NUTHIN AND WE THROW AN NINJA STAR IN YO EYE!?!@" Everyone make up their own!

Maybe we can all pitch in and do some marketing for this stuff. Spread some flyers, air some commercials during the superbowl, etch it into a loveone's face with a freakin 10 foot katana which is also on fire.

We could even start manufacturing the toys and other cheap unsafe merchandise for children which will in turn line our greedy huge profits. I can make some little toy guys. And also a giant 10 foot sword which a kid can buy. With some gasoline you can pour on and light with a match for " Realistic Death Action". So many possibilities.

Samnmax221
10-16-2006, 08:21 PM
Can we have a Jmac and Duke University Lacrosse team activity set?

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 08:26 PM
Mmm...Sounds good. Except I'm not into violence. But I like drawing sorwds. (Go figer)

Poopdogjr
10-16-2006, 08:34 PM
You can draw the swords, and I'll draw the corpses, death, magic, and candy.

I don't get the while lacrosse set thing, but what the hell let's do it.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 08:41 PM
Hmm...I can draw people too.

Samnmax221
10-16-2006, 08:50 PM
Some stripper said she got raped by the Duke Lacrosse Team way last year. But her credibilty sucks.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 09:48 PM
Samnmax shut up! We don't give!

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 12:28 AM
Too much man. Groovy, great scene, great lightshow baby!

Poopdogjr
10-17-2006, 01:26 AM
I know you can draw dice. I was yanking your chain. If i ever get the time I'll do some stuff. I have a porfolio review soon though so it might have to be after that.

I thought that was where you were going with the lacrosse thing, but I wasn't sure. My hunch's are awesome. I love that word. Hunch. Whatever happened with those guys anyway? Did they ever get charged or anything?

Also, ninjas RAWK.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 02:14 AM
Yes. I CAN draw! Isn't it awesome! I'm thinking of starting my own web page.

St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 09:53 AM
"So why are you in?"
"Ehh, I'm doing a one-nighter for biting the mail-man. The guy was tryin' a cast some kinda spell on me, like a wizard or something... I dunno, maybe he was just waving..."
Sorry. I felt I had to post on this thread...

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 07:09 PM
I'm starting a new thred. And I'm going to miss this one. :(

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 09:57 PM
Can we have a Jmac and Duke University Lacrosse team activity set?
I don't even live near Duke University and I'm not applying there...

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 10:03 PM
Somebody hasn't been paying attention to the mean rape jokes that he's been part of.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 10:05 PM
wut wut wut

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 10:24 PM
Now Jmac is a real slut, just ask the Duke Lacrosse team!
Kabbalah!

Miss_Mayhem
10-18-2006, 01:00 AM
I've been gone for a few days (stupid page wont access. Cue *grumble/grumble*), and the ideas just keep getting better and better. The fight-scenes ... GENIUS! A lot of staring at each other, and spending hours upon hours planning their next move and telling the adience how badass they and their powers are and what is currently happening ("I could hit him with a sparklebeam, or a heart-arrow, but then he has the shield of love which he got from the buff old wizard living as a hermit on his mountain becuz he was emolike waaay back in episode 34. Remember that? You do, right? Becuz it's important. SO important that I must go into an hour long sililoque about all while staring said enemy in the eye with nervously ticking eyeballs and brows clenched in anger!"). A fight between a cuddly kitty-cat with red eyes (red means he's evil. Betcha didn't know that!) should last 10 episodes at the least. And all the running and jumping should be done with a weird-colored dimension as the background. Ever noticed when a character jumps, he is suddenly transported to a realm of infinite blue (or orangey-yellow, take your pick) and then suddenly appears right next to his target? SPEEEEDLIIIIINES I beleive they is called. We recycle that animate to save up.

Keep the hints coming, I might make this into a machinema with the Sims2!

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 02:14 PM
*Scene opens
Jmac is in the shower crying and we see blood running down the drain.
Dialogue
"I FEEL SO EMPTY!"

Poopdogjr
10-18-2006, 10:45 PM
OMFG! The whole show will consist of thousands and thousands of SPEED LINES. All the time. No matter what. For no reason. We should figure out a way to cause massive seizures in the veiwers too. They love that.

P.S. What is with all the Jmac hate?

P.P.S. That would be a great way to open the show regardless. With the inclusion of speed lines of course.

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 10:52 PM
This isn't hate, this is all about awareness. It's a simple fact that people want to stick it in Jmac's pooper, I'm attempting to show people that sticking it in Jmac's pooper isn't nice unless they of course somehow understood "no" to meen "yes". Besides if you touched Jmac down there I would be mad at you, cause he's in my posse.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 12:35 AM
You're just jealous of my rap 5|<i11z, LOSER.

Miss_Mayhem
10-19-2006, 12:36 AM
((sigh)) i'm surprised you dont have some sort of detonating-collar or anklewear to keep you in check. SOMEONE or SOMETHING needs to cencor you...

SPEEEEEDLIIIIIINESSSSS! Yessssssss...

and Jmac shall be our Emo influence.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 12:37 AM
((sigh)) i'm surprised you dont have some sort of detonating-collar or anklewear to keep you in check. SOMEONE or SOMETHING needs to cencor you...

SPEEEEEDLIIIIIINESSSSS! Yessssssss...

and Jmac shall be our Emo influence.
Sorry what poetry I do write doesn't suck ass and it isn't angsty and dark (see: faggoty).

Miss_Mayhem
10-19-2006, 12:40 AM
but we need SOME emo influence to balance out the ridiculous amounts of slapstck humor!

milo
10-19-2006, 12:43 AM
but we need SOME emo influence to balance out the ridiculous amounts of slapstck humor!
OH OH PICK ME I CAN DO THAT

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/emo-hairfull.jpg

Miss_Mayhem
10-19-2006, 12:49 AM
Milo, you're hired! Quick, give us idea to Emo HGLV up!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-19-2006, 12:59 AM
OH OH PICK ME I CAN DO THAT

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/emo-hairfull.jpg
Goddammit milo. For ****'s sake you look like you bleed black blood.

Miss_Mayhem
10-19-2006, 01:06 AM
Hmm...already I'm thinking this woul make un awesome RP.

Poopdogjr
10-26-2006, 03:23 PM
Maybe I'll make up costumes for it to co-incide (spelling?) with Halloween. Like maybe just a naked person. Because that would be easy to make. Also naked people are cool. Everyone knows that. Unless they're ugly. Then its UN-cool. Or a guy.

They should be the most ridiculous and awesome looking costumes EVA!


Also I think we should have a ninja dog involved with this production. Or should just consist entirely of dogs and ninjas and stuff. With speed-lines. Dogs are the coolest and most undoubtedly most ninja of all animals. Or at least that I can think of at this time.

Any other suggestions?

St. Jimmy
10-27-2006, 11:23 PM
Meerkats.

Miss_Mayhem
10-28-2006, 05:25 PM
Squirrels!

Rabbits!

The costumes must be either A) incredibly skimpy and nothing more than sequins and string or B) garish and bright with way too many shineys and ribbons that would normally impede the mission ... with speed-lines.

TSR
10-28-2006, 05:43 PM
OH OH PICK ME I CAN DO THAT

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/emo-hairfull.jpg

I thought you were married and had kids, not moped around your local emo hideout with razorblades stuck in your arm...

MachineCult
10-28-2006, 05:52 PM
^^^ Lol, that explains the spongebob avatar.

St. Jimmy
10-28-2006, 11:32 PM
o.O
They let you out of the barracks for a bit did they MC?

Halo_92
10-29-2006, 12:15 AM
yeah!
Freedom!

Poopdogjr
11-02-2006, 12:38 AM
Mayhem, you could not be any more badass. Thumbs up!

Miss_Mayhem
11-03-2006, 02:24 AM
Aw, thank you! Me being a hunter of the Supernatural and overall MarySue could have something to do with it. *gasps* Oh noz! Not ze fangrlz! *runz awaiz*

Poopdogjr
11-11-2006, 02:19 AM
I've always wanted to be a hunter of the supernatural. But they are never hiring.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 02:40 AM
I've always wanted to be a hunter of the supernatural. But they are never hiring.
I'm going to help you. (http://www.amazon.com/Penn-Teller-Bullsh-First-Season/dp/B00019PDNY/sr=8-2/qid=1163227168/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-8498886-9838520?ie=UTF8&s=dvd)

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 03:16 PM
I can put in a good word for you if you'd like.

Poopdogjr
11-18-2006, 05:34 PM
I would like to have a job at the FBI like Mulder. Mostly for the crazy cool sci-fi neatness. But also for a cute chick as my partner. I think I would give up on beileving all the junk that happens and start shooting everything I see. That would be fun. Then I could be all like "Listen I'm FBI and we are dealing with some SUPERNATURAL SUFF HERE. Trust me." Then shoot some more people/stuff. I think people would be supportive enough not to stop me or sue me.

Poopdogjr
12-01-2006, 02:02 AM
Don't you die on me. Don't you die! Breathe! BREATHE!!!!!!!!!

Also speedlines should be a drug name as well. I would do it based on the name alone, and not even knowing the drug really is. Just like Supercool.

DarthAve
12-02-2006, 11:10 PM
I guess i'm down with this on two occasions.

1. I can wear pants. Because I never see anime women wear pants. just mini schoolgirl skirts.
2. I can have blue hair. Cause I want cool blue hair in real life, but the school wouldn't allow of it. D:

Poopdogjr
12-03-2006, 02:02 AM
I think we Ninja can accomidate (spelling?) such requests.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:09 AM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/emo-hairfull.jpg
Your pics on my friend's xanga. She called you hott cause she's emo.

But I doubt that's really you. XP

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 02:12 AM
Your pics on my friend's xanga. She called you hott cause she's emo.

But I doubt that's really you. XP
Are you in unending despair?
**** I've got to have something to do since 7chan got hacked and will probably be gone for a week or two.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:16 AM
Are you in unending despair?
No. I just know that's not him because he should know from my complaining that Ohio is not for lovers. It's for ugly people, preppy teenagers, and Losers named Avery who spend all their time on the internet accumlating insane amounts of post in message boards for nerdy teens who like a video game about psychic kids, mutant fishes, and insane frenchman.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:54 AM
Come to Cali then ... we all just wanna get rich fast in the end.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 03:04 AM
I do intend on leaving the country after high school. Maybe moving to France for fashion school, or England for mourtuary school. Than, if I take the mortuary route, move to L.A. and live life Fisher style.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 03:07 AM
His house is worth over a half million here. I actually pay attention to the real estate scene.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 03:24 AM
The house where they filmed Six Feet Under? HALF A MILLION?

cool.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 03:26 AM
I'm not sure, but a house LIKE that, with it's size and all would be.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 03:45 AM
Srsly. I wanna go to that house and take pics of me outside it. I'd be all "I'M GOING TO A FUNERAL! CHEESE!!"

Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 11:55 PM
Did you watch The Lost Room? It had that guy from Six feet under in it. And Dakota Fanning's sister I think. And that guy from that other old sci-fi show. And other people. Stuff happened throughout.

Poopdogjr
01-16-2007, 12:52 PM
Have you ever noticed how much Manga there is out there? I never read the stuff, but people are always buying it at our store and we have tons of it. Maybe we should do a manga for Happy-Glitter Love and Violence.

Miss_Mayhem
01-16-2007, 08:34 PM
That would make you rich, Ross.

Poopdogjr
01-17-2007, 01:38 AM
I wish there was someway to transform my eyeballs into dollar signs as a way to show emotion. I also wish I could make those dollar signs into like pictures or something maybe. Like leprecans. (spelling?)