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Smon
10-15-2006, 11:23 AM
Everyone knows Superman is a dick.

Tell us your favorite stories of when you realized "Oh that guy is a dick!"

Or just tell us moments when you realized Batman was a dumbass. Either way.

For instance... Al Gore thinks global warming was caused by pollution. He's wrong.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/supermanredandbluepanel3gb5.jpg

When did you realize Superman was a total ******* and Batman was a dumbass? Or can you disprove my awesome theories?

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...I don't know I'm just bored.

milo
10-15-2006, 01:57 PM
Superman's a dick.

hehe...I said dick.

Feels pretty good. I'm not allowed to say that on other forums.

Lord Pancake
10-15-2006, 10:55 PM
I completely agree that Superman is a dick. Batman, however, isn't a dumbass...ok, maybe when Adam West was Batman, he was a dumbass, but no more.

Halo_92
10-16-2006, 12:38 AM
Superman eats a whole bunch of s**t.

Batman on the other hand uses bats for his dirty jobs, if you know what I mean.;)

Lord Pancake
10-16-2006, 02:37 AM
Batman on the other hand uses bats for his dirty jobs, if you know what I mean.;)

ARRGH! That's painful to think about...

Smon
10-16-2006, 07:02 AM
I completely agree that Superman is a dick. Batman, however, isn't a dumbass...ok, maybe when Adam West was Batman, he was a dumbass, but no more.
Allow me to rephrase... he isn't a dumbass. His logic is just... well, a bit off. Like when he says a guy can't break out of places just because he's in prison. (http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batman2.htm)

Also, Bat-crap! (http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batman6.htm)

FuzzyDice Chick
10-16-2006, 08:07 AM
Wow! hey guys I'm like on a forum thats about baging people out. Do you know what this means? It means I'm going slitly insane.
Mmm..I duno I think "The Hulk" beats them all. (You know like in doke wise and all)

Davinq
10-16-2006, 11:51 PM
Superman's a dick.

hehe...I said dick.

Feels pretty good. I'm not allowed to say that on other forums.
Dick.

Lord Pancake
10-17-2006, 12:24 AM
Mmm..I duno I think "The Hulk" beats them all. (You know like in doke wise and all)

Pffft, please. Hulk gets the green crap kicked on a regular basis by guy's who are faster and smarter than him. Like Deadpool and...wait...you guy's probably don't even know who that is...um...*retreats back into nerd lair*

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 02:08 AM
That's what I'm saying! He's a doke!

St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 09:33 AM
doke or dork? I think doke should be a new word.

FuzzyDice Chick
10-17-2006, 07:06 PM
I'm starting a new thred. But it's REALLY importent. (Sorry St. Jimmy, I think I spellt it right)

Smon
10-17-2006, 08:46 PM
Pffft, please. Hulk gets the green crap kicked on a regular basis by guy's who are faster and smarter than him. Like Deadpool and...wait...you guy's probably don't even know who that is...um...*retreats back into nerd lair*
Deadpool is a dick. Seriously, that isn't evil, it's just mean. (http://deadpool.ytmnd.com/)

Poopdogjr
10-17-2006, 09:24 PM
How can you not love deadpool? He isn't a dick, he's just awesome.

Lord Pancake
10-18-2006, 08:12 PM
Hey, no one said Deadpool was a hero. He's a mercenary, after all. There's no such thing as a nice assassin. However, he's done some good stuff now and then. At least Deadpool doesn't pretend to be good like Superman!

Poopdogjr
10-18-2006, 10:33 PM
Deadpool never got the attention or respect that he so rightfully deserves.

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 10:38 PM
Batman is only a dick if he's being played by George Cloony(Joel Shumacre(Yah I don't remember how to spell his name) is a shmuck). Batman returns was the best Batman movie in my mind. Although I have the strongest urge to go down to Rochester and relive the musuem Joker scene from the first film
at Mitchell Hendersons grave(Because he was an hero). I have much respect for the work of Tim Burton so **** off. Oh yah Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever, that new guy is pretty good, Val Kilmer was pretty goo (Although he was a better "Iceman" then he was a Batman, and of course there is Cloony (D-Bag!). http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/Keaton.jpg/250px-Keaton.jpg

Poopdogjr
10-18-2006, 10:49 PM
Val kilmer, Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jean-Cluade-Van Damme, Albert Einstein, Apone from the movie Aliens, that one guy from that movie you know that guy, and us Razputin Domain forumites should all star in a movie. Uwe Boll is set to direct. It will be pure cinema beauty....With speed lines.

Samnmax221
10-18-2006, 10:56 PM
I'm better then Brad Pitt, I should star in the theatrical adaption of Atlas Shrugged, of course I only got around to buying the book today. I'm still better then Brad Pitt.