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Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 07:14 PM
A spin off of Pirates vs ninja. It's the same, except instead of pirates and ninjas, you can put anyone and anything in the battle.

First battle

Robots vs Cowboys

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 07:16 PM
NO!
Nelson Mandella VS. Rosie O' Donell!

Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 07:18 PM
NO!
Nelson Mandella VS. Rosie O' Donell!
Well, you have to finish the previous battle before you start a new one.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 07:19 PM
Cowboys Win!

Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 07:23 PM
Cowboys Win!
I meant the football team.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 07:28 PM
Ronald Reagan resembles a Cowboy so Cowboys WIN!

Lord Pancake
10-21-2006, 07:31 PM
NO!
Nelson Mandella VS. Rosie O' Donell!

Nelson Mandella. He's got the entire country of South Africa backing him up.

Red Army vs Blue Army

Psychochaos3
10-21-2006, 07:34 PM
Nelson Mandella. He's got the entire country of South Africa backing him up.

Red Army vs Blue Army
Blues. They got a tank, and a baby alien who sucks like a gallon of blood.

Star trek fans vs Star war fans

Lord Pancake
10-21-2006, 07:44 PM
Star trek fans vs Star war fans

Grr...curse you for tearing me between two of my fandoms...

Star Wars fans, because when you get right down to it lightsaber>Klingon headresses.

Psychonauts vs The Combine

milo
10-21-2006, 08:02 PM
Grr...curse you for tearing me between two of my fandoms...

Star Wars fans, because when you get right down to it lightsaber>Klingon headresses.

Psychonauts vs The Combine
Haven't played through HL2 yet, but I'd still have to say The Combine.

K, my turn.

*throws up awesome idea*

How 'bout Wolverine VS Darth Maul?

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1158625991100.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-21-2006, 08:31 PM
**** that **** milo.

House v. Gordon Freeman

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6702/housevfreemangm7.jpg

Miss_Mayhem
10-21-2006, 08:41 PM
OMG! Hehe, I love that show. Becuz he practices gross negligence just about everyday, I'd say that House'd win. He'd start to do something, really scrw it up and somehow still win. Where did you get the pic? DId you draw it?

Oh, and Wolverine would so kick 'Maul's arse. He can heal himself, so he just needs to stay low for a few min and he's good to go.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 09:15 PM
I can't talk right now, those ****ers at Blockbuster finally got Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas back in.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-21-2006, 11:03 PM
OMG! Hehe, I love that show. Becuz he practices gross negligence just about everyday, I'd say that House'd win. He'd start to do something, really scrw it up and somehow still win. Where did you get the pic? DId you draw it?
My hard drive. I prolly got it off 4chan at some point though.

itchythesamurai
10-21-2006, 11:28 PM
This is disputable, but I'm pretty sure lightsabers could slice through adamantium, allowing Darth Maul to disembody and decapitate Wolvie.

Davinq
10-21-2006, 11:32 PM
I like your new face Mayhem!

And since this got way off topic from the game really fast, how about John Cleese VS Marvin the Martian?

itchythesamurai
10-21-2006, 11:35 PM
Marvin the Martian can't even kill Bugs ****in' Bunny. Cleese may be old, but I bet he can still kick pretty high, and at least use a gun properly.

Samnmax221
10-21-2006, 11:38 PM
Salman Rushdie VS. Hunter S. Thompson

Probebly Rushdie, since Hunter would be too stoned to comprehend the situation.

milo
10-22-2006, 02:47 PM
I like your new face Mayhem!

Pfft. I find the scorn of most women to be quite mild actually.
And since this got way off topic from the game really fast, how about John Cleese VS Marvin the Martian?
Eh? How are we off topic? This is one of the few threads where we actually are on topic.

Samnmax221
10-22-2006, 02:53 PM
Pfft. I find the scorn of most women to be quite mild actually.
Really? Tell that to the one who threatened to kill me.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 12:29 AM
I'm with Samnmax on this one.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-23-2006, 12:32 AM
I'm with Samnmax on this one.
Sorry you don't get a vote until you change your avatar.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 12:33 AM
Oh, for crap's sake! wait a minute...

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 12:38 AM
better mother****er?

-Woman's scorn VS. Hell's fury-

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-23-2006, 12:44 AM
Meh.

Now that that's out of the way, I cast my vote for Hell's fury seeing Hell has unlimited resources at its disposal whereas a woman's resouces is limited to whatever's in the kitchen.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 12:48 AM
Don't forget a woman has nails. EVERYWHERE SHE GOES!

Samnmax221
10-23-2006, 01:17 AM
Meh.

Now that that's out of the way, I cast my vote for Hell's fury seeing Hell has unlimited resources at its disposal whereas a woman's resouces is limited to whatever's in the kitchen.
SSHHHH..... Jane Fonda might hear you, and she'll have us all killed.

Davinq
10-23-2006, 08:56 PM
Women also lack the weakness that men *typically* own.

Samnmax221
10-23-2006, 09:13 PM
I'd rather have my large throbbing but vulnerable penis than, a yeast infection, PMS, bleeding out my privates, an inside-out ovary, child birth, and menopaus.

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 09:52 PM
You know what? I think I would too.

Halo_92
10-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Yeah definitly me too.

easier to pleasure if ya know what I mean.;)

St. Jimmy
10-23-2006, 10:14 PM
No, I'm still freakin' about the whole death-like pain stuff that Samnmax mentioned.

Halo_92
10-23-2006, 10:39 PM
oh right.

Poopdogjr
10-24-2006, 12:37 AM
That's some qouteable material right there. How does SamnMax do it?
Now for my query:

Steven Segal
vs. Ja Rule
vs. Jean Claude Van Damme
vs. Lumberjacks
vs. Mummies
vs. Robots
vs. Bob Ross

.... And go!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-25-2006, 11:14 PM
That's some qouteable material right there. How does SamnMax do it?
Now for my query:

Steven Segal
vs. Ja Rule
vs. Jean Claude Van Damme
vs. Lumberjacks
vs. Mummies
vs. Robots
vs. Bob Ross
vs. his wife

.... And go!
Segal
Segal
Segal
Segal
Robots
Bob Ross
Segal

I added one for teh lulz.

DarthAve
11-25-2006, 01:57 PM
How 'bout Wolverine VS Darth Maul?

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1158625991100.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8365/imagesgg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us) WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!

I resurrected this thread because WOLVERINE!

Heat Meiser vs. Frost Meiser

Halo_92
11-25-2006, 07:14 PM
How about Cake vs Pie??!!

It is a very contriversal topic in my room.

I say pie pwns all kinds of cake.

DarthAve
11-25-2006, 07:23 PM
PIE YAY!

zelda 41
11-25-2006, 07:24 PM
Naw, pumpkin cake= yummy

What about me Vs. Dark?

Halo_92
11-25-2006, 07:25 PM
Yes, the delicate filling makes me want to shout out for joy.

Das Mole
11-26-2006, 04:06 PM
10 mildly retarded jews vs 30 severely retarded muslims

Psychochaos3
11-26-2006, 04:21 PM
10 mildly retarded jews vs 30 severely retarded muslims
thats hard. Sure, muslims got weapons but they probably blow themselves up due to sever retardism. Jews are well, jews.

Muslims win.

On the Zelda vs Dark
We don't know how well you can fight.

Mimes Vs Filipino sweatshop kids.

zelda 41
11-26-2006, 04:34 PM
Mimes, cause they can trap the kids in bottomless pits.

Oprah Winfrey Vs. Rosie O'Donal

Das Mole
11-26-2006, 04:48 PM
well. oprah is in fact the second coming of the virgin mary.

while rosie is a big 200-pound, highly abrasive lesbian.

rosie wins.

living dead vs unliving undead

DarthAve
11-26-2006, 05:00 PM
What about me Vs. Dark?
Zelda. I could kick Dark's ass, and so could you. Somthing tells me Dark would forefit when she broke a nail or somthing.

Ave vs. Das

Das Mole
11-26-2006, 05:13 PM
me duh

my dog vs marcel from top chef

Halo_92
11-26-2006, 05:39 PM
Ur dog.

Old Phantom Vs New Phantom.

DarthAve
11-26-2006, 11:11 PM
OLD SKOOL PHANTEM BECAUSE LON CHANEY WOULD KICK ASS WHILE GERARD BUTLER WAS BUSY BEING EMO. :'(

CAPSLOCKS! Vs small letters.

milo
11-26-2006, 11:28 PM
OLD SKOOL PHANTEM BECAUSE LON CHANEY WOULD KICK ASS WHILE GERARD BUTLER WAS BUSY BEING EMO. :'(

CAPSLOCKS! Vs small letters.
I THINK ALL CAPS LOCKS MAEKS U SEEM MOAR INTELIGENT LOL



lowercase.

Miss_Mayhem
11-27-2006, 12:29 AM
OMG, MILO! TATS CUMPL33TALLELY TROO!

DarthAve
11-27-2006, 12:14 PM
CAPZ IS RADDDDDD YO!

Davinq
11-28-2006, 01:09 AM
never ever ever. stop it! voices, get rid of the voices, wit their big bad nasty capses!

St. Jimmy
11-28-2006, 07:12 AM
It pisses me off when people only write in caps lock.

DarthAve
11-28-2006, 03:20 PM
It probably also bothers you when people use a lot of exclamation points, doesn't it???????

WELL I LOVE IT, WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

St. Jimmy
11-28-2006, 04:45 PM
Sometimes, it depends on the person. *eyetwitch*

Davinq
11-28-2006, 06:28 PM
Lots of exclamation points merely looks stupid and overexcitedly immature...ish.

meh.

Poopdogjr
11-28-2006, 09:34 PM
I think they give people a sort of awesomeness. But that's just me.

St. Jimmy
11-28-2006, 10:16 PM
Yeah, that would explain why you never use them?

Samnmax221
11-28-2006, 10:17 PM
I think Jmac hath become a wuss.