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BongoBob
10-25-2006, 03:23 AM
Alright, CAD recently brought this to my attention. What the f*** is with Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2. I mean, I know it's a game about one thing, and one thing alone (bewbz lulz), but I mean, this footage is just plain ri-goddamn-diculous.

http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2006/10/23/new-doax2-trailer-pushes-the-limits/
(once more, Not at all safe for work)

What the flying f***? As Tim put it...

I can picture Itakagi's development plan for the game:

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/news/itakagi.jpg

Seriously, did you see those things? They're out of control. Breasts are supposed to be soft, attractive, harmless. Not constantly spazzing out like someone strapped Gloop and Gleep to some girl's chest. Those things have reached critical mass, and no one is safe. I don't think those tiny little bathing suits can contain that ****.

Frankly I have no problem with a game that is clearly entirely dedicated to staring at polygonal butt. If that's your thing, more power to you. But the bazooms in that trailer just freak me out, man. They don't do that in DOA4, and obviously no work was done to make the hair look less like strips of fabric glued to their scalps, so I can only assume that the entire development phase of the game consisted of some guy pushing the "bounce" toggle up as far as it would go.

And now we've got breasts on a rampage.

Great.

Now here's my question. Look at this picture: (NSFW)
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.xbox360fanboy.com/media/2006/06/kasumi.jpg

Now here's my question. I mean, even with the rediculous critical mass boobs, still they look real. But there is no excuse for 2D hair on a 3D model. This is the next generation god damnit. I know they could do better than this. I mean, that's just lazy.

Sabretooth
10-25-2006, 03:38 AM
ROFL, I was reading the same thing at CAD a few minutes ago. The footage must have been screwed up or something. Those boobs looked more like they were on some sort of vibrators or something. Everything else looks good though.

The Latest CAD was a little disturbing, though.

swphreak
10-25-2006, 01:52 PM
I dunno, I'd love to have been part of the "research" team. Bring in the "specimens!"

In all seriousness, if there are enough people buying game one, you can bet they'll make another version. Just like with Madden. Enough retards buy them, so EA keeps making the same crap.

BongoBob
10-25-2006, 07:11 PM
Well at least this time they removed vollyball from the title. I mean, the other game was bewbs lulz with vollyball as a minigame.

And I agree with you totally Phreak. On both point one (;)), and point two. But to expand, they don't have to care about quality anymore than no-one else can make NFL games ><

MrWally
10-26-2006, 05:30 PM
So if it's not about volleyball....

BongoBob
10-26-2006, 07:00 PM
Wally, when has either game ever been about vollyball :xp:

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-26-2006, 07:07 PM
I don't see the problem.

Lynk Former
10-26-2006, 07:17 PM
I don't see the problem.
People who haven't actually seen or felt real breasts wouldn't see a problem... that's why these games sell so well since it's targetted at the nerdcore group.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-26-2006, 07:31 PM
People who haven't actually seen or felt real breasts wouldn't see a problem... that's why these games sell so well since it's targetted at the nerdcore group.Oh snap. I just got burned ;_;

BongoBob
10-26-2006, 08:14 PM
You have the right to remain BURNED!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-26-2006, 08:37 PM
You have the right to remain BURNED!
;_;

http://picturesinstatic.com/images/jeff/insult-master.gif


INCINERATION.

Rogue Nine
10-26-2006, 10:37 PM
Completely relevant. (http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/20061025.jpg)

RoxStar
10-26-2006, 10:43 PM
The hair pisses me off most.

Jae Onasi
10-26-2006, 11:18 PM
You know, after working in the med field for awhile, you see a lot of human bodies. I've never seen breasts do what those do except when a woman is doing some energetic belly dancing maybe. Certainly not when she's just standing there. They're not made out of centrifuging Jello, for heaven's sake. I'd be dead from major contusions if Real Life imitated art like that. Or in this case, not art but wishful thinking of some horny wannabe 'artist' who really needs to get out of FantasyLand and go back to Life Drawing and anatomy classes.
Lego people have better hair than that. :)

BongoBob
10-27-2006, 12:55 AM
The hair pisses me off most.

QFT. If they could fix the hair the game would look excellent ( :naughty: ), but the hair is too damn distracting.

Btw, Jae, men can dream can't we :xp:

Jae Onasi
10-27-2006, 01:53 AM
^^^

Sure, why not. I have Orlando Bloom, after all. :D

Nalukai
10-27-2006, 02:09 AM
i can never ....EVER....get mad at anything that involves mass amounts of boobyvision.

ROCK on DOA!!!!!!!!!never played ya but tempted day to day............

BongoBob
10-27-2006, 04:37 AM
i can never ....EVER....get mad at anything that involves mass amounts of boobyvision.

ROCK on DOA!!!!!!!!!never played ya but tempted day to day............

Spoken like a true red-blooded man :xp:

edlib
10-27-2006, 05:04 PM
I suddenly have an unquenchable craving for Jello. :dozey:

The hair is just scary... but then I doubt that people who buy this game are ever going to even notice. :rolleyes:

Jae Onasi
10-27-2006, 10:33 PM
^^^
I hear the lime Jello is supposed to be alive. I'll save some for you. ;P
I now return the thread to the raging teen (and not-so-teen) hormones. :D

BongoBob
10-27-2006, 10:39 PM
I can see it now...

Horny teen 1: zOMG TEH BIG BOUNCING BEWBS!
Horny teen 2: zOMG TEH HAWT!
Regular teen: zOMG PAPER HAIR! YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!

IG-64
11-07-2006, 07:51 PM
This (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/744/744564p1.html) justifies a bump. Looks like he got what was coming to him.

BongoBob
11-07-2006, 08:07 PM
Hahaha, owned.

edlib
11-07-2006, 09:22 PM
"Hey! Just need to do a little "research" for the modeling, babe..." *Slap*

TiE23
11-07-2006, 09:31 PM
Regular teen: zOMG PAPER HAIR! YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!
I don't think there has been a game so far that has gotten anywhere near good simulations on long hair.

9edit: see below.

Prime
11-08-2006, 01:36 PM
I can see it now...

Horny teen 1: zOMG TEH BIG BOUNCING BEWBS!
Horny teen 2: zOMG TEH HAWT!
Regular teen: zOMG PAPER HAIR! YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!Sorry, but what was the difference between these two types of teens again? :)

IG-64
11-08-2006, 04:05 PM
Tsk tsk, Bongo, when will you learn?

We're not "regular" people. :P

Kurgan
11-11-2006, 09:14 PM
Sad.

Alegis
11-11-2006, 10:23 PM
i. The suit claims 10 million yen (100,000 USD) in damages Ah? That's where it is.

Anyways, saw the trailer back then and gave it a huge WTF but uploaded it to the local server anyways because it's hilarious. This is the example how to overdo it, they jiggle in complete wierd directions with the exaggerated separated physics for each mammary.