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jebbers
10-25-2006, 04:35 PM
"I walked into the restroom and came out on a stretcher,"

This is a quote from here. (http://newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=5564273&nav=menu374_2_1)

and the quote isnt what you might think...no man sechs in this one!

TSR
10-25-2006, 04:38 PM
Oh ****, that aint good. I've had my hands stuck togethet by an exploding pot of superglue back in my old warhammer days, and that hurt unsticking it. Thank god it wasnt mya rse like this poor guy though.

Dagobahn Eagle
10-25-2006, 04:58 PM
No surprise. We live in a time when you can do practically everything to someone, as long as it's got the "humor" sticker on it, or, better yet, if it's filmed and tens of thousands watch it. Just look at what the crazy Japanese are doing to each other.

No surprise at all.

Samnmax221
10-25-2006, 06:10 PM
I felt sorry for the guy until it said he was planning on suing Walmart, that just makes me think he did it to himself.

BongoBob
10-25-2006, 07:22 PM
I wouldn't sue wal-mart. I'd make them find who did it and sue them. And if they couldn't, then I'd probably sue wal-mart afterwards.

And yes, it does make it seem a little bit more like he did it to himself.

generalvaklu321
10-25-2006, 07:46 PM
I dont like the idea of suing the people who didn't actually commit the act. At my job, i didn't check the toliets that regularly, they only check it every few hours to clean it.

The Doctor
10-25-2006, 10:48 PM
That's just... I can't... Why would... I don't see how... What if... Yeah.

Emperor Devon
10-25-2006, 11:31 PM
Reason #827 I don't use public restrooms...

Jae Onasi
10-26-2006, 12:04 AM
Reason #827 why we girls put strips of toilet paper or those paper seat covers on public toilet seats before sitting down.

No worries, I'm sure Wally-world has security tapes and will be able to figure out whodunit, including if it was glue-man himself.

narfblat
10-26-2006, 12:17 AM
I hope he gets an expensive lawyer - and loses. Wal:)Mart is not legally obligated to do superglue inspections after each stall use.

Nalukai
10-26-2006, 12:54 AM
walmart has plenty of "crap" to sue over.......... no pun intended.... but I also will never in a trillion years shop there with their nazi asses.......... ill pay that extra buck for some locals staying in biz.......

Sabretooth
10-26-2006, 01:54 AM
Oh, ****ing ouch. Poor fellow, especially since he's suffered colon cancer earlier. Wal-mart is getting sued so very majorly...

milo
10-26-2006, 11:51 AM
I wouldn't sue wal-mart. I'd make them find who did it and sue them. And if they couldn't, then I'd probably sue wal-mart afterwards.

And yes, it does make it seem a little bit more like he did it to himself.
I dunno...I kind of doubt he did it to himself. Tearing the skin off your ass with super-glue? That sounds incredibly painful.

jebbers
10-26-2006, 04:07 PM
Reason #827 why we girls put strips of toilet paper or those paper seat covers on public toilet seats before sitting down.

It's not just the ladies who do it either, I do it too because guys have bad aim.

TSR
10-26-2006, 04:24 PM
sorry... Although some of them like it ;)

MrWally
10-26-2006, 05:24 PM
It's not just the ladies who do it either, I do it too because guys have bad aim.


Agreed. I always quickly clean off the seat before I have to use it. That way I've never had any problems.


No worries, I'm sure Wally-world has security tapes and will be able to figure out whodunit, including if it was glue-man himself.

hahah "Wally-world"

Definately the first time i've actually heard someone refer to wal*mart as that.

Actually, it's the first time I've every heard ANYONE say "Wally world" except for me. . . . .

Samnmax221
10-26-2006, 05:27 PM
I dunno...I kind of doubt he did it to himself. Tearing the skin off your ass with super-glue? That sounds incredibly painful.
and chopping off your pinky so your cousin can sue Wendy's isn't?

milo
10-26-2006, 05:39 PM
and chopping off your pinky so your cousin can sue Wendy's isn't?
I thought that guy just lost his finger in a heavy machinery accident or something. He cut it off himself?

Samnmax221
10-26-2006, 05:42 PM
I thought that guy just lost his finger in a heavy machinery accident or something. He cut it off himself?
I don't recall, though I don't doubt that there are a hell of a lot of people who would willingly injure themself for some money.

BongoBob
10-26-2006, 07:12 PM
I've done it at school.

Let's see...

Punched a brick wall as hard as I could for a dollar a punch, made 6 bucks.
Headbutted a wall, smacked myself with a shoe, the list goes on and on.

Yeah, I hang out with a bunch of retards. The sad thing is, it's always like the same 10 bucks goin around because we just bet each other to do stupid s***.

Good times. Gooooood times.

Anthony
10-26-2006, 09:50 PM
**** happens

RoxStar
10-26-2006, 10:47 PM
I wouldn't sue wal-mart. I'd make them find who did it and sue them. And if they couldn't, then I'd probably sue wal-mart afterwards.

Eh, that's a little iffy. It is Wal-Mart's property. If super glue was put on the ground by a big gathering area, Wal-Mart would be responsible because it is their property.

But I don't know. I feel really bad for the guy :[

TSR
10-27-2006, 06:53 PM
I've done it at school.

Let's see...

Punched a brick wall as hard as I could for a dollar a punch, made 6 bucks.
Headbutted a wall, smacked myself with a shoe, the list goes on and on.

Yeah, I hang out with a bunch of retards. The sad thing is, it's always like the same 10 bucks goin around because we just bet each other to do stupid s***.

Good times. Gooooood times.

Reminds me of primary school. Getting dared to tombstone someone in the boys toilets seemed like a good laugh. I think the dent from his head in the TILED floor may still be there...

BongoBob
10-27-2006, 10:36 PM
Hahaha, nice.

St. Jimmy
10-29-2006, 12:05 AM
Imagine being the rescuer.

St. Jimmy
10-29-2006, 12:39 AM
I wonder if they planned it or if they already had some super-glue with them and it was a spur of the moment thing?

Jae Onasi
10-29-2006, 01:39 AM
Imagine being the rescuer.

Believe me, that won't be the weirdest thing they've ever seen. But it was probably the talk of the ER for at least 10 minutes. :)

jebbers
10-29-2006, 12:28 PM
Believe me, that won't be the weirdest thing they've ever seen. But it was probably the talk of the ER for at least 10 minutes. :)

*thinks of Clerks*

"Thats gotta be the weirdest call you've gotten."
"Once got a call about a kid who broke his neck, trying to go down on himself." :lol: