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DarthAve
11-04-2006, 11:56 PM
I lied to all of you! I'M NOT 15!

I'm actually 13. I just said I was 15 to make you guys like me.

milo
11-05-2006, 12:14 AM
i c

well np

ur still cool

DarthAve
11-05-2006, 12:32 AM
sweet. My picture's online too. At my school's band website. Wanna see???

Das Mole
11-05-2006, 01:13 AM
ahahhahahahahhaahaa
hahhahahha

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ahahhaahha

...

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:)

DarthAve
11-05-2006, 01:23 AM
Shaddup.

You commented my xanga before, so you talk to 13 year olds.

Poopdogjr
11-05-2006, 02:32 AM
I am so old. That means you young'ens have to listen to me. Respect mah authority.

Smon
11-05-2006, 02:37 AM
11.

A thirteen year old is the eleventh highest poster on this forum.

Shame on you all, how could you let this happen? We shouldn't have been so nurturing, now we've forever corrupted her to nerdy-dom.

KingCheez
11-05-2006, 02:50 AM
I have a confession to make. I'm not a woman, I'm a horse.

Smon
11-05-2006, 05:23 AM
Actually, I'm not a horse. I'm a broom.

Canderous_ordo1
11-05-2006, 05:58 AM
you lot sounds like a buch of little kids or a
TE-KUT HUTTAN

Das Mole
11-05-2006, 01:10 PM
welcome?

DarthAve
11-05-2006, 01:25 PM
Erm..yay?

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5215/imageswh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Miss_Mayhem
11-05-2006, 02:55 PM
Are you the red one, or the one in the hat? But wow, 13 and you've got the 11th highest post count? Akin to how I run a soul-snatching ring, you must keep that tidbit secret. For fear of ... idunno ... Does that make Smon or Jr the seneority here? Wait, isn't Sam 17? ...Hmm, either way we get to call someone 'Old Pops'. Afterall, aren't most of the regulars here either 14 or 13? I'm only about to turn 14 in early december...

Das Mole
11-05-2006, 03:42 PM
where can you even find the post count list anyway?

i tried looking for it and i was like...huh

zelda 41
11-05-2006, 04:18 PM
I KNEW IT AVE!!! I totally knew when you said you were half of Daniel V's age!

Either way, your still cool

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-05-2006, 04:39 PM
omfgz what a ****in' shocker.

http://lucasforums.com/showpost.php?p=2114891&postcount=58
http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/379/10001265ed.jpg

DarthAve
11-05-2006, 05:03 PM
That pic tis very old, I think I was like, 10 there. That sweater doesn't even belong to me anymore. I've just ALWAYS had that haircut.

90SK
11-05-2006, 06:06 PM
I want to see the one with you and the pimp hat.

Smon
11-05-2006, 06:15 PM
where can you even find the post count list anyway?

i tried looking for it and i was like...huh
Sort by posts. (http://lucasforums.com/memberlist.php?)

milo
11-05-2006, 11:43 PM
Does that make Smon or Jr the seneority here? Wait, isn't Sam 17? ...Hmm, either way we get to call someone 'Old Pops'. Afterall, aren't most of the regulars here either 14 or 13? I'm only about to turn 14 in early december...
"The Posse" is 17-18 yrs old I think. Betta recognize, bish.

Miss_Mayhem
11-06-2006, 02:19 AM
Fine, but I still get to call ya'llz 'Old Popz'.

St. Jimmy
11-06-2006, 08:09 AM
I lied to all of you! I'M NOT 15!

I'm actually 13. I just said I was 15 to make you guys like me.
I don't beleive you.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-06-2006, 10:16 AM
Fine, but I still get to call ya'llz 'Old Popz'.
S'fine wit me yungin'.

TSR
11-06-2006, 10:25 AM
"The Posse" is 17-18 yrs old I think. Betta recognize, bish.

16-18, i think you'll find ;)

Halo_92
11-06-2006, 02:35 PM
I lied to all of you! I'M NOT 15!

I'm actually 13. I just said I was 15 to make you guys like me.

WTF?

Halo_92
11-06-2006, 02:44 PM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9426/200282r10519a006ws1.jpg

Yeah this is me about a year ago.

TSR
11-06-2006, 03:15 PM
Oh, its all coming out now...

Samnmax221
11-06-2006, 06:08 PM
You may see a picture of me if I kill a fuzzy Deer. I could have shot one on Saturday but it was too small and stupid to be worth it.

DarthAve
11-06-2006, 09:50 PM
Woah Halo! You're pretty shmexy.

But not as shmexy has Hot Gym Guy. He's a faux! lol, or Hot Choir Guy....I wish I had a picture of them together. I'd, like, DIE of the shmexiness.

TSR
11-07-2006, 07:35 AM
Ave, I hope you are joking. Otherwise your coolness has just dropped by 1000000000points.

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Ave, I hope you are joking. Otherwise your collness has just dropped by 1000000000points.
I lol'd.

DarthAve
11-07-2006, 01:54 PM
I'm so joking. Halo will always be my little brother. And Hot Gym Guy will always be out of my reach.

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 01:56 PM
Did you really just turn 13 or are you messin?

DarthAve
11-07-2006, 02:01 PM
I've been 13 since March. I turned 13 1/2 on September 12th though. So next month, I turn 13 3/4

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 02:10 PM
ohhhhhhhhhh.

That makes sense.
24 more posts than I will have thee custom title!!!!!!!!!
*Evil laugh*

DarthAve
11-07-2006, 02:26 PM
What's your custom title gonna be?

oh yeah, RAWR VOCABULOR. Was Smon's first one.

I forget my first custom title though.

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 02:30 PM
Mine will be...........I hate kittens.

DarthAve
11-07-2006, 02:44 PM
But...you were orange cat.

WTF CONTRADICTORY

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 02:54 PM
orange CAT not kitten.

DarthAve
11-07-2006, 03:01 PM
TEH PHANTEM OF THE AWESOME IS NOT PLEASED.

PHANTEM-RAWR, LOL.

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 03:02 PM
Haha lol

Halo_92
11-07-2006, 03:03 PM
I just noticed that the last ten posts are by u and me.

milo
11-07-2006, 07:08 PM
16-18, i think you'll find ;)
Who's 16?

Samnmax221
11-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Rodian of course.

itchythesamurai
11-07-2006, 09:48 PM
Sixteen's the cut-off age for the ladies before I start feeling creepy. Congrats, Rodian.

Samnmax221
11-07-2006, 09:52 PM
Really? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KW6SSkEM5o)

itchythesamurai
11-07-2006, 10:59 PM
Srsly. Twenty and twenty-five year old couple is alright, but thirteen and eighteen, not so much. And with good reason. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qbe33jNTKz4)

Samnmax221
11-07-2006, 11:07 PM
No No No! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCWy0MAfoAM)

St. Jimmy
11-08-2006, 04:01 AM
Ave, I can't beleive you're only 13. In fact, I DON'T beleive you're only 13. I think sometimes you're a good bull****ter and this is one of those times... I think.

DarthAve
11-08-2006, 12:53 PM
I promise on the name of Sasha Nein and all that is fashionable that I am 13 years old, to be 14 on March 12th, 2007.

TSR
11-08-2006, 01:02 PM
Srsly. Twenty and twenty-five year old couple is alright, but thirteen and eighteen, not so much. And with good reason. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qbe33jNTKz4)

yes, i had the misfortune of dating a girl that led me to believe she was 15 (me being 16). " days in, and then BANG! like a kick in the nuts, i get told straight she's 13. I was single the same hour.
Saying that, had i been 18 and she 16, i wouldnt have minded. Something just seems wrong with older teenagers dating...welll, younger teenagers...bleurgh...

St. Jimmy
11-08-2006, 09:49 PM
@ Ave: fine, but I'm in denial.

@ TSR: While I've not had that happen to me, I feel the same way.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-08-2006, 11:17 PM
Srsly. Twenty and twenty-five year old couple is alright, but thirteen and eighteen, not so much. And with good reason. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qbe33jNTKz4)
I ****ed a 23 year old when I was 15 is that bad too?

Samnmax221
11-08-2006, 11:22 PM
I ****ed a 23 year old when I was 15 is that bad too?
No just a fib. Fibbing fapping fib fibber.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-08-2006, 11:26 PM
No just a fib. Fibbing fapping fib fibber.
Yeah, I don't know for a fact she was 23. That was the night my cousin dragged me out to some bar in Puerto Rico and I don't remember a lot of what happened. 23, I think, is a reasonable guesstimate of her age though. Maybe.

Poopdogjr
11-09-2006, 09:27 PM
You'd think the Phantom would be able to come up with a cooler anem for himself. Like supa-scary face, or fugly. Phantom sounds lame compared to what he looks like.

drunkymonkey
11-10-2006, 06:31 PM
Bleh. Don't be so insecure. People (should) like you for your personality, not how old you are.

Samnmax221
11-10-2006, 07:22 PM
Bleh. Don't be so insecure. People (should) like you for your personality, not how old you are.
Don't forget boobs, boobs are real importent.

drunkymonkey
11-10-2006, 07:34 PM
Don't forget boobs, boobs are real importent.Damn right. Boobs are well important (people tend to like you less if you are a male with boobs, however).

DarthAve
11-10-2006, 08:15 PM
Don't forget boobs, boobs are real importent.
How can I forget about them? They prevent me from seeing my feet.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-10-2006, 11:15 PM
How can I forget about them? They prevent me from seeing my feet.
You have broken the circle of trust. I can no longer trust you.

Samnmax221
11-10-2006, 11:17 PM
You have broken the circle of trust. I can no longer trust you.
What he means is "If only she were Japanese"

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-10-2006, 11:24 PM
What he means is "If only she were Japanese"

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
What I mean is, "flat chest."

Samnmax221
11-10-2006, 11:25 PM
I've been meaning to ask, what the **** is your avy?

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-10-2006, 11:26 PM
I have no idea.

Samnmax221
11-10-2006, 11:27 PM
No more cough syrup!

DarthAve
11-10-2006, 11:50 PM
...no.

I'm interested in other people. Ones who I personally know and who poke me in the head.

Das Mole
11-10-2006, 11:52 PM
oh! oh!

like that one kid...what was his name...

it was like...chase? or something? right?

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 12:06 AM
I'm over Chase. My new love is Hot Gym Guy. His name is Ben, he's in my gym class, he pokes me in the head, he's good at bowling, and he wears flourscent green basketball shorts.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 12:49 AM
Our school forces uniforms on us. I'm thinking they are the reason for so many guys looking unhot. I betcha more guys would look hotter in jeans...

Halo_92
11-11-2006, 01:07 AM
I'm going to streak at the next dance.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 01:08 AM
Not ripped jeans. ~shudders~

I personally hate jeans. I wish men at our school would dress more like Max Fischer.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 01:10 AM
The fact that I hardley ever see guys in jeans is what makes them hot. Oh, and zoot-suits are cool too.

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 01:15 AM
Oh, and zoot-suits are cool too.
I love you with all my heart and soul.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 01:18 AM
...

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 01:20 AM
'Tis a fact.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 01:27 AM
...

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 01:30 AM
Well, at least it would be a fact if it was a fact. But it's an internet fact. ..... .. . . . . .. .... . What!? Zoot suits ROCK!

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 01:36 AM
*high5s Jimmy* Lets give the world a blast of the past!

itchythesamurai
11-11-2006, 01:38 AM
*does his best to sound intimidating* I'll blast you into the past! Bet you didn't see that reversal coming.

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 01:39 AM
HELL YEAH! You should hear the song "conversations from a speakeasy" by the HillTopHoods. t3h coolness.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 01:54 AM
Hey itchy, you're real close to 1000 posts.

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 01:57 AM
Hey Mayhem, You're not. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 01:58 AM
I'm over Chase. My new love is Hot Gym Guy. His name is Ben, he's in my gym class, he pokes me in the head, he's good at bowling, and he wears flourscent green basketball shorts.
Is that what they call it these days.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 02:00 AM
*cries* I shall be Emo oncemore!

St. Jimmy
11-11-2006, 02:01 AM
Is that what they call it these days.
I LOL'D. No really, I did.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 02:20 AM
Is that what they call it these days.
OH OH, I THINK ERIC IS REFERRING TO... ORAL PLEASURE.

Poopdogjr
11-11-2006, 02:25 AM
Intracourse!?!?!1?!

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:28 AM
NO INTERCOARSE!! At least not now. In a school or bowling alley bathroom.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 02:31 AM
NO INTERCOARSE!! At least not now. In a school or bowling alley bathroom.
Hey! My cousin lost her virginity on a bathroom floor, at a Hockey Game. But wait I hate her! Besides this is what she gets for being stupid enough to tell her brother, who was stupid enough to tell me, who went and told her Dad and everybody else for that matter! YAAAY!

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:35 AM
There are a lot of bad subjects that have gone down here.

BAD SUBJECTS

-Ave's sex life
-crotchpatch
-How funny death is
-rape
-losing virginity

This place is creepy.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 02:37 AM
Did I mention she cuts herself?

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:39 AM
...Is that the new sexy Bond in your avatar SamnMax??

because he is quite sexy, I was watching his interview on Letterman about 2 hours ago.

HOWEVER, he's not the sexiest man ever. And neither is HGG

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 02:41 AM
No thats Gary Cooper, playing Howard Roark.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:45 AM
...he looks like the guy who plays James Bond in Casion Royale. From a distance. Profile wise.

STILL NOT THE SEXIEST!

Poopdogjr
11-11-2006, 03:04 AM
That movie is the first Bond movie that actually looks like it'd be worth seeing in a LOOOOOOng time.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 03:07 AM
http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/denise9.jpg
Best Bond Girl EVER

drunkymonkey
11-11-2006, 06:43 AM
Pretty much like. I hope MY world would be enough for her.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 03:21 PM
Seriously, raunchiest MbBcommunity EVAH! Dont let your parents know...

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 03:43 PM
Shh, don't tell.

Davinq
11-11-2006, 04:18 PM
13? HA. 14 here as of today. :xp:

800th post!

Davinq
11-11-2006, 04:19 PM
http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/denise9.jpg
Best Bond Girl EVER
That Christmas chick? Hell yes!

itchythesamurai
11-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Ave, you aren't allowed to talk about your boobs. You are jailbait.

Christmas is definitely one of the hotter Bond chicks.

And thanks Mayhem, I am hoping to hit one thousand sometime soon. Any suggestions for what I should put under my username? I'm thinking "Syntheicgerbil iz so funni" would work nicely.

Davinq
11-11-2006, 04:42 PM
There are a lot of bad subjects that have gone down here.

BAD SUBJECTS

-Ave's sex life
-crotchpatch
-How funny death is
-rape
-losing virginity

This place is creepy.
That's why I *cough*ranawayforawhile*cough*

*gag* Got grounded, my bad.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 06:04 PM
Thank god we haven't talked about the hypnocrotch yet...

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Turnin' 14 in December. You all must throw me a large RD-RP partizzay ... or else I will ... yay! Drunk off e-liquor!

@ Itchi: I think it might be too long. I'm pretty sure there is a character limit. Maybe you should just celebrate your 1000th post for a while, be loud and proud. I mean, you've only got 33 more posts till!

drunkymonkey
11-11-2006, 06:08 PM
That's why I *cough*ranawayforawhile*cough*

*gag* Got grounded, my bad.
You er, let your parents see what you do on Internet forums?

I'll be 17 in April, which should be fun. Yes.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 06:13 PM
haha! Honestly, what goes on in RD stays in RD ...

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 06:21 PM
Not really. I made a joke about the RD over in Mashi's forums.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 06:33 PM
Wonder what happened to her ... I know she's being net deprived, but still... I've only seen her a few times on FF, mostly as little reviews for ASoP and a few others ...

...

...

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 06:48 PM
She doesn't really post here anymore. She still maintains her forums, updates her LJ and logges onto AIM. But lucasforums, she's dropped out of.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 10:45 PM
And thanks Mayhem, I am hoping to hit one thousand sometime soon. Any suggestions for what I should put under my username? I'm thinking "Syntheicgerbil iz so funni" would work nicely.
No No No! "I love Child porn!" has a better ring to it.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 10:52 PM
And thanks Mayhem, I am hoping to hit one thousand sometime soon. Any suggestions for what I should put under my username? I'm thinking "Syntheicgerbil iz so funni" would work nicely.
I think you should put somthing stupid yet slever in it.

Silly goose! would be nice.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 10:57 PM
No No No! "I love Child porn!" has a better ring to it.
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY BANNED.

Oh yeah, go read

http://www.amazon.com/Everymans-Library-Classics-Vladimir-Nabokov/dp/185715133X/sr=1-1/qid=1163300316/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-2559598-0286250?ie=UTF8&s=books

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:00 PM
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY BANNED.

Oh yeah, go read

http://www.amazon.com/Everymans-Library-Classics-Vladimir-Nabokov/dp/185715133X/sr=1-1/qid=1163300316/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-2559598-0286250?ie=UTF8&s=books
Call the poleece! Don't stand so close to me!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:02 PM
Hey **** you buddy. At least I'm not the guy from Vanity Fair who described it as "the only convincing love story of our century."

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:05 PM
I was alluding to the song "Don't stand so close to me" by The Police. Which is about a teacher screwing one of his students, it mentions Lolita. Do yourself a favor and go read Animal Farm instead.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:12 PM
I was alluding to the song "Don't stand so close to me" by The Police. Which is about a teacher screwing one of his students, it mentions Lolita. Do yourself a favor and go read Animal Farm instead.
**** Orwell. And **** Animal Farm in particular. It got turned into a ****ty propaganda film.


And 1984 was overrated. Brave New World was superior.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:15 PM
**** Orwell. And **** Animal Farm in particular. It got turned into a ****ty propaganda film.
Orwell was a Socialist, the fact that it was turned into a propaganda film had nothing to do with him. Stalin was a murdering pig****er, simple as that. Christ, next you'll be bad mouthing Huxley.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:17 PM
Orwell was a Socialist, the fact that it was turned into a propaganda film had nothing to do with him. Stalin was a murdering pig****er, simple as that. Christ, next you'll be bad mouthing Huxley.
*wonders if you read the edit*

And what the **** does Stalin have to do with this?

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:21 PM
And what the **** does Stalin have to do with this?
Animal Farm was an Anti-Stalinist book, that is the capacity it served. Brave New World is good but it serves a different purpose, the purpose of Brave New World is to Badmouth Fordian (Crony) Capitalism and collectivism.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:25 PM
Animal Farm was an Anti-Stalinist book, that is the capacity it served. Brave New World is good but it serves a different purpose, the purpose of Brave New World is to Badmouth Fordian (Crony) Capitalism and collectivism.
I wasn't comparing Animal Farm to Brave New World. And I read Animal Farm, however, I was referring to the movie. The movie the CIA tampered with.


Bottomline: **** Orwell, and Huxley's cool because he took mescaline and acid and was a cause of the psychedelic drug explosion in the 60s.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:30 PM
Bottomline: **** Orwell, and Huxley's cool because he took mescaline and acid and was a cause of the psychedelic drug explosion in the 60s.
All that does is dampen your ability to think logically. You can't think very well when you're worried about the giant bats. Hear me roar humanist schmuck!
The movie the CIA tampered with.
They financed it, they didn't have any part in writing it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:32 PM
They financed it, they didn't have any part in writing it.
Actually, they admitted to changing the ending of it, among other things.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Actually, they admitted to changing the ending of it, among other things.
They changed the ending in the Hallmark version too, although the Soviet Union had collapsed by then. Christ your starting to sound like the ****ing Exchange Students who uncontrollably start screaming about about Universal Health Care and the National Park system.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:37 PM
They changed the ending in the Hallmark version too, although the Soviet Union had collapsed by then. Christ your starting to sound like the ****ing Exchange Students who uncontrollably start screaming about about Universal Health Care and the National Park system.What? You brought up the whole Animal Farm/Orwell thing. Now go read Lolita.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:39 PM
What? You brought up the whole Animal Farm/Orwell thing. Now go read Lolita.
I don't want to, I don't want to **** kids. You'd be mad if I tied you up and made you read Anthem.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-11-2006, 11:42 PM
I don't want to, I don't want to **** kids. You'd be mad if I tied you up and made you read Anthem.
You don't have to want to **** kids. It's a good book. NOW GO READ IT.

Or at least see the movie.

Samnmax221
11-11-2006, 11:47 PM
Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 12:21 AM
Wow, samnMax. You really know your literature.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 12:22 AM
Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist.
Yeah I can't go back to one of the many Starbucks in Cambridge because I called some trust fund fag working on his next novel (he went back to typing it up on his iBook after he ordered) a fag for buying a $8 cup of coffee stuff that took him 5 minutes to order.

"Oh hi there I'd like a chai latte with 1.5 pumps of mocha, 1 pump of vanilla, a shot of Brazilian espresso, and a half shot of Arabica expresso with low-fat soy milk from the teat of a Sudanese refugee whose income is greater than $100,000 U.S. per year."

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 12:41 AM
(LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE ENTIRE 1st FLOOR TO HEAR)
STUPID DAD: I think I'm going to pick up some opera, it might stimulate her brain.
STUPID MOM: Alright, but no Wagner! We don't want to raise a little Eichmann!
STUPID DAD: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
STUPID MOM: HAHAHAHAHHAA!
ME:COULD YOU PLEASE MOVE (BEING NICE)
STUPID DAD: JUST A MINUTE
ME: COULD YOU DO IT NOW I HAVE PLACES TO BE (GETTING PISSED)
STUPID MOM: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE, WHAT'S THAT? The Virtue of Selfishness?!?! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!
ME: ALRIGHT JUST GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY, I'VE GOT TO BE TO WORK IN AN HOUR, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CRITICIZE YOUR SELECTIONS.
STUPID MOM: BEING NICE NEVER HURT ANYBODY
(THEN I JUST SHOVED THE BITCH OUT OF MY WAY)
STUPID MOM: HEY THIS IS PUBLIC PROPERTY YOU CAN'T DO THAT! FASCIST!
STUPID DAD: WHERE ARE YOUR JACKBOOTS HIMMLER?!?
(THEN I FLIPPED EM' OFF AND WALKED OUT)

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 12:47 AM
Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ...

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 12:48 AM
Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ...
No, where did you get that idea.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 01:04 AM
Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ...
'Tha **** are you talking about?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 01:06 AM
I'll bet she reads alot of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh **** I read that stuff!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 01:08 AM
I'll bet she reads alot of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh **** I read that stuff!!
I bet she stole some stuff from Huxley's stash.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 01:10 AM
I bet she stole some stuff from Huxley's stash.
I believe he used the last of it to off himself. Thompson just shot himself in the head, ****ing emo.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 01:22 AM
Have you been called a fascist more than three times, Eric?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 02:06 AM
Yes, apparently liking money makes you a fascist.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 02:18 AM
I'd rather be called a fascist than fat. Who is with me?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 02:23 AM
Or Smelly, those people smelled.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 02:26 AM
I honestly cannot stand smelly people. Smell is usually one of the lesser senses to people, but it plays a big part in my life. I appreciate what my nose does for me.

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 04:25 PM
Why aren't you guys in South Park? Guest starring makes perfect sense, I mean, c'mon, seriously ... Jmac should be the one to kill Kenny, and SamnMax gets to beat up Cartman.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 04:39 PM
Fascism is dirty stuff.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 05:07 PM
pigs are dirty stuff.

So is sex with ugly male hookers[/davidfisher]

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:18 PM
George Michael would not agree.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:40 PM
Clearly you did not watch Last weeks episode of SFU. That guy was grody.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:42 PM
Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Hey, they teach kids as young as three about the joys of hanky panky these days.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 06:46 PM
Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame.
She found out about it during her brief stint as a 15 year old.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:47 PM
Too true...

Even though, if you think about it, we're all whores for somthing. Like I'm a psychonauts whore. I'm just like 'PLAY PSYCHONAUTS, PLAY PSYCHONAUTS!!' I'm a Psycho-whore.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 06:51 PM
I'm a whore for denying that I am a whore.

Now there's a paradox for you.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 07:30 PM
Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame.
How do you think?

TELEVISION!!!

Or Health class last year. Talk about awkward when your ex boyfriend is 3 rows away during a lesson on how to make babies.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm a Psycho-whore.

I don't think too many people would get your allusion outside of these forums. Not saying they necessarily wouldn't agree though.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 07:33 PM
Making babies is easy, holding them underwater is hard.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:34 PM
Not if you are Andrea Yates. = (

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 07:36 PM
http://pages.prodigy.com/lemus/bobbit3.jpg

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 07:40 PM
D: We do not talk about baby killing!! Unless it's natural. DAMN SIDS!

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:41 PM
I had a discussion with one of my friends the other night about SIDS. We agreed that it's a terrible thing, but we still think Feline HIV (or FIV) is sadder.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 07:44 PM
John Bobbit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 07:48 PM
But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably.

WOAH!! Incest.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:50 PM
John Bobbit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble for posting the image, so I'll just link to it. How's that for court evidence? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/John_Wayne_Bobbitt_lawyer.jpg) (Not Safe For those grossed out by severed Willies)

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 07:51 PM
I'm too selfish to get married.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:54 PM
I don't want you getting mutilated, stay a bachelor!

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 07:55 PM
I will never do that. I may be female, but I know a man has his dignety, football, and his genetalia.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 07:59 PM
You shouldn't put football so close to male genitalia. It's comedic gold at the expense of others just waiting to happen.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 08:01 PM
lesson well learned.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 08:05 PM
SHOOP DA WOOP!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 08:08 PM
Hay Ave I posted on Mashi's forum and said hi.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 08:14 PM
Now put violent PRON on it!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 08:20 PM
Now put violent PRON on it!
Pfft. I am trying to be nice.

http://forums.mashiankrekku.net/viewtopic.php?t=61

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 09:33 PM
Pfft. I am trying to be nice.
Pussy.

TSR
11-13-2006, 05:02 AM
But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably.

WOAH!! Incest.

Unless you are somehow related to the cat, then it would be incest. But in the context you are reffering to, its beastiality ;)

Samnmax221
11-13-2006, 04:15 PM
But according to Bob Barker, you can't get AIDS from a cat. But you can give a cat AIDS probably.
The dog next door?

Davinq
11-13-2006, 07:48 PM
I'm sadified. In my absence, everyone else breached the 1,000 post mark.

DarthAve
11-13-2006, 08:26 PM
I'm inching closer to 10,000 every day....

I hope somthing cool happens when I hit that. Like, I get a party. Or DrMcCoy attempts to murder me because I'm apparently a post whore.

Davinq
11-13-2006, 08:35 PM
Post whore? I haven't noticed you posting much more than anyone else. Was that just in the initial surge?

DarthAve
11-13-2006, 08:40 PM
pretty much. And the fact I had no extra curriclurs, friends, or food to eat.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-13-2006, 09:55 PM
Woo! FC6's livna-testing repo had an updated version of kmod-nvidia that's compatible with my kernel version! I can use ALGLX again!

Davinq
11-13-2006, 10:02 PM
Gah! May homework rot in hell.

Miss_Mayhem
11-14-2006, 12:45 AM
When you hit 10,000, we will all throw you a 'Congrat's Ave!' RPG partay.

DarthAve
11-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Does it have to be an RPG.

Can we just have people saying 'Congrads, you finally hit 10,000 post. NOW GET A LIFE!'

drunkymonkey
11-14-2006, 05:23 PM
No. Rocket Propelled Grenades are better.

(I realize the rubbishness of his pun was enormous. I apologize)

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 08:42 PM
Woah, if you Google "lierbird," (http://www.google.com/search?q=lierbird&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) this thread is the first hit.

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 08:51 PM
YES!! I'm number 1!!!

And where is that RPG party?

St. Jimmy
12-09-2006, 02:30 AM
Woah, if you Google "lierbird," (http://www.google.com/search?q=lierbird&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) this thread is the first hit.
That is so cool.