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obi
11-05-2006, 05:00 PM
:O

Oh.......My............a-gosh................


Wow! It's been forever guys! I finally got a new computer! Not an old computer and it's new to me, but I got a NEW computer! A DELL computer! I can finally play games and not crash my pc! I've finally arrived in the 21st century!


(you might be asking "who is this lunatic?")

It's me guys! Obi-wan13/obi13/obi. Whatever! I'm back baby! How is everyone? Any of the old gang around? (you know who you are) here's an update on my life-

After my dad had a suicide attempt last year(another reason i've been gone), I've had to help him. He's bed-ridden. But that's enough sad stuff. I received my ordination papers(I'm REVEREND OBI now :P ). I am in the process of getting enrolled in technical school, and then on to seminary. I am in the process of getting a building to start my own church (Truth Christian Center) in Thomson, Ga. If you guys ever come around there, CHECK IT OUT ;)
I am still engaged to the same girl, and I'm still working for the government. I've lost approx. 110 lbs. and I am now at a very sex-ah 200 lbs.

So how is everyone else?

-If I haven't met you before, hi. My name is Obi. :D

(or you can call me Jake. Or Rev. Jake. Whatever )

BTW, this place has CHANGED! :O

Datheus
11-05-2006, 05:28 PM
Obi, awesome. Welcome back.

Sounds like things are looking on the up and up. Good to hear.

RoxStar
11-05-2006, 05:29 PM
Um.... in the last year... I haven't done much.

You put me to shame obes ;_;


Welcome back by the way. I'll get the boys in the basement to make you something nice.

obi
11-05-2006, 05:40 PM
It's good to see you guys! What's up with DGroovy man becoming an ADMIN? When the crap did that happen, dude? I HAVE been out too long! I'm glad to see you guys though. Familiar faces are great! :D

Pie™
11-05-2006, 05:57 PM
Omg pixx plz!

Welcome back, preacher man. :)

Anthony
11-05-2006, 06:06 PM
Hey Welcome back, grats on the ordination thingy!

TSR
11-05-2006, 06:17 PM
if this is how all reverends/major religion peoples are like, i'm converted :D

Mike Windu
11-05-2006, 06:18 PM
I love you.


loel. Welcome back dude. Actually stay this time :p

IG-64
11-05-2006, 06:20 PM
Sweet. :D

Good to see you back Obi. :waive1:

Tyrion
11-05-2006, 09:00 PM
'allo.

Commander Obi-Wan
11-05-2006, 09:08 PM
Yo. I've heard much about you.

The Doctor
11-05-2006, 09:51 PM
Woah, it's you!

<.<

>.>

Yeah, you won't know me. I'm an Ahtonaut that immigrated here. I'm applying for dual citizenship.

Not that it really matters, but what denomination?

Jeff
11-05-2006, 09:57 PM
Whatup Obi? Good to see ya around :cool:

El Sitherino
11-05-2006, 10:01 PM
Word up, yo.

Ratmjedi
11-05-2006, 10:15 PM
Hey Obi long time no see. Good to hear that things are going good now. I just started coming back myself.

:duel: :lsduel:

swphreak
11-05-2006, 10:20 PM
OBI!

I think I still have a picture of you in a superman shirt and cape.

obi
11-05-2006, 11:06 PM
GUYS! YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL HERE! PHREAKEH! You're admin now too? Jeeze! BTW I've changed my looks a lot since that supes pic. I've lost a lot of weight and gained some muscle (I joined a gym).

Ok, let's go down the list.....

Pie- Good to see you again man! Sorry, no NEW pics because I lost my USB cable to my digi cam. I know it's around here somewhere, and I'm in the process of finding it.... >_>

Anthony- Thank you! I've been training for two months to get my ord. papers. It was hard, but it paid off.

SuperRodian- Nice to meet you, man. Yea, I'm a laid back preacher. I Keep it real, dawg. (if i ever say that again, hurt me) I don't try to be holier-than-thou and junk. I'm a human, I screw up. You're a human, you screw up. We're in this thing together, let's make the best of it. That's my take on God. He's the only one that doesn't screw up. I think that's why I like him so much = )

Mike Windu- I love you too, man! You can't have my bud light -_-

btw tell Rhett to get his kiester(sp?) back on here and give me a shout :D

IG-64- It HAS been a long time. Good to see you again ;)

Tyrion- Can you legally drive yet? Have you had your first pimple yet? :p (last time I spoke with him, he was 13)

Commander Obi-Wan- Awesome Name. Obi Rules. Best Star Wars character EVER. I don't know why people can't see that :p I like your sig pic. And you've heard a lot about me? Hopefully it's all good. 'Cause if it wasn't, I'd have to bring back the Geraldo mask. (only a certain few know what in the world I'm talking about, but I'll just say it's not pretty.) Keep up the good obi lovin', and we'll get along fine.

TheDoctor- Nice too meet you. Good luck on that citizenship thing. Marry Tyrion if you're desperate. ;)

Darth Moeller & El Sitherino- Nice to meet you fellow super mods. Nice to know we have some fresh meat to watch over the boards. ;)

Ratm- Yea dude, long time no JA :(

Phreakeh- you had your turn already................punk..........

Tyrion
11-05-2006, 11:28 PM
Tyrion- Can you legally drive yet? Have you had your first pimple yet? :p (last time I spoke with him, he was 13)

I can legally drive once I get my permit and everything, but I just turned 16 a week ago as a matter of fact. And yes, I got my first pimple...and the second one...and the fifth...actually, I don't have too many pimples because I'm kickass like that.

TheDoctor- Nice too meet you. Good luck on that citizenship thing. Marry Tyrion if you're desperate. ;)

Actually, Rhett branded me an enemy of the Swamp and stuck me in a damp cell somewhere dark. I don't remember committing a crime, but that didn't stop him unleashing his elves on me - oh ye gods!. It gets kind of blurry and sexy after that, but in the end I ended up having my citizenship revoked. Thankfully, I was taken in by the Swiss embassy because I was a sexy foreigner. Ever had swiss chocolate before? If you have, imagine a tub of sexier swiss chocolate. They filled the holes in the chocolate fudge with a female bikini team. A sexy bikini team.

Damn fantasies and their damnable non-existence.

Edit- Oh, and as an update El Sitherino is really Insane Sith.

ET Warrior
11-05-2006, 11:35 PM
I'd like to inform you of a regime change in the swamp.

I own everything, and all returning old-timers pay taxes to me.

That'll be tree-fiddy.

Samuel Dravis
11-05-2006, 11:49 PM
Hey obi! The last month or so has been the return of a whole lot of old swampies to the forum, then you show up! Crazy. WB. :)

The Seeker
11-06-2006, 12:18 AM
OBI!!!

I'd ask where ya been, but you covered that well enough. Welcome back and stay around this time. (if you don't recognize me, I was jediknight_114 back when you actually were a common sight here)

BongoBob
11-06-2006, 12:31 AM
zOMG IT'S OBI!

Long time no see man, good to hear that things are goin well for you man :)

Also, I know someone on here has the Shopped pic Rhett made where he replaced Obes guitar pic with a fish, and the one where he compeletely removed the damn guitar.

Lady Jedi
11-06-2006, 01:31 AM
I'd like to inform you of a regime change in the swamp.

I own everything, and all returning old-timers pay taxes to me.

That'll be tree-fiddy.

He lies. I rule all, and there's nothing to be done about it. :D

Anyway, welcome back Obi! I think the last time I remember you coming around was when you're dad was having some major health issues. Glad to hear that life is going so well for you.

And yes, everyone, I'm doing fantastic, thanks for asking. :p

IG-64
11-06-2006, 03:32 AM
By the way, Obi, I'm still a Christian, and a Republican. I haven't been tainted by the Swamp. :xp:


Ok, maybe a little bit. :p

Oh, and I'm in college now. And I can drive. And I'm turning 18 in 2 weeks. :)

Alegis
11-06-2006, 07:17 AM
/Disengaging stealth mode

OMGHI2U Superman!

Hermie
11-06-2006, 09:24 AM
:O


Obi! the swamp hasn't been the same without you! And yes, pics are in order, find that cable!

El Sitherino
11-06-2006, 09:54 AM
El Sitherino- Nice to meet you fellow super mods. Nice to know we have some fresh meat to watch over the boards. ;)
But it is I, InsaneSith.

Though, I am still fresh.

BongoBob
11-06-2006, 05:03 PM
Name changes ftl for confusing obes.

Btw Obes, what's the specs of your new compeh?

obi
11-06-2006, 05:20 PM
Specs! Yes, Specs!

Ok, it may not be the best, up-to-date, better than alienware specs, but it beats my 333 mhz processor of old -_-



System:
Microsoft Windows XP
Media Center edition
Registered to:
Rev. Jake

Dell Dimension
AMD Athalon 64 processor
3200+
1.00 Ghz, 1.00 gb of Ram


Plus, I had Dell install a $150 Graphics-game card. It rules. :D


In reference to the old pics- I can't believe you guys still remember those. BTW, I rock out on my fish awesomely -_-

I still consider myself superman too, so calling me so would be ok.

@El Sith- InsaneSith? Wow, dude! You've come a long way too! A super mod? congrats!

ET- I don't pay taxes to you. You're still a n00b to me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ty- You're 16 now? It's been that long? jeebs.... I missed the awkward first girlfriend stage....... :(

Allright.......Now for this cable of mine.........It's around here somewhere. The only place I haven't checked is in a couple of cabinets in my dining room. I know that sounds weird, but we keep some computer stuff in there.



WAIT A TIC. I have some pictures I might be able to scan. I have a scan/fax/printer 3-in-one now. sweet. lemme go looksee.

Rogue Nine
11-06-2006, 05:26 PM
Welcome back, o ye prodigal son.

;)

Rogue15
11-06-2006, 05:48 PM
obiwan...we meet again at last.

BongoBob
11-06-2006, 05:59 PM
Specs! Yes, Specs!

Ok, it may not be the best, up-to-date, better than alienware specs, but it beats my 333 mhz processor of old -_-

Hold on, 333mhz processor? Holy s*** obes, even before I got our main computer when we upgraded, I at least had a 733mhz PIII o.0

Also, I finally got rid of AOhelL! I really upped, from 56k to 5mb down/768k up to 10mb down/1mb up :cool:

Reb Starblazer
11-06-2006, 06:16 PM
I guess this kind of stuff brings out all kinds from the woodwork, as I myself haven't been here in a long, long time. However, upon hearing of your return, I had to drop in for a quick hello and whatnot.

From time to time you've crossed my thoughts, and I wondered how you were doing, if you had gotten married yet, and if you were still on the path to becoming a reverend. It's good to hear that everything is going (relatively) well for you, and I hope it continues that way. Also, congratulations on keeping the weight off, as I remember how proud you were when you first lost it.

Oh, and in closing, I wouldn't worry too much about missing Ty's awkward first girlfriend stage, as I'm sure you didn't. Because that would require Ty to actually get a girlfriend, and we're both well aware of how likely that is.

Once again, good to see you and keep taking care of yourself. Best of luck, and may the Force be with you, man.

Tyrion
11-06-2006, 08:17 PM
*walks in*

*looks at Reb's hateful post*

*runs out crying*

BongoBob
11-06-2006, 09:01 PM
Holy ****, Reb.

Let's see, the only people left to come back to say hi that I can think of is LunaticJedi and Jed.

Commander Obi-Wan
11-06-2006, 09:53 PM
Commander Obi-Wan- Awesome Name. Obi Rules. Best Star Wars character EVER. I don't know why people can't see that :p I like your sig pic. And you've heard a lot about me? Hopefully it's all good. 'Cause if it wasn't, I'd have to bring back the Geraldo mask. (only a certain few know what in the world I'm talking about, but I'll just say it's not pretty.) Keep up the good obi lovin', and we'll get along fine.

Yes, indeed. Obi-Wan ftw. And trust me, it's been all positive talkin' about you. ;)

RoxStar
11-06-2006, 11:49 PM
Ty- You're 16 now? It's been that long? jeebs.... I missed the awkward first girlfriend stage....... :(


You've still got like eight years Revvy.

But you missed mine

*clicks heels*

and some other stuff (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=148992)

TSR
11-07-2006, 08:29 AM
That's my take on God. He's the only one that doesn't screw up.

*points to regular visitors of the swamp*
so whats this? Practice? :xp:

Sabretooth
11-07-2006, 12:56 PM
Woah, Welcome Back, man! We missed you like hell here... Now we just need Jed and his sexy avvy... :p

We're cool most of the time and we have an unusual mixture of old veterans here along with some new, spammy recruits. But yeah, its still fun, more or less.

So, welcome back and do stay this time!

Rogue15
11-07-2006, 03:01 PM
eh i don't miss hell...

Sabretooth
11-08-2006, 02:25 AM
eh i don't miss hell...

And I didn't miss obi. :p

Emperor Devon
11-08-2006, 02:49 AM
What's this? Another super mod who's come back? :p

Nice to meet you, obi. I'm another Ahtonaut who's come to JediKnight.net. I mainly post here in the Senate Chambers, and am the sworn enemy of a mini-moderator. Don't you believe a word she says about me, by the way. :xp:

TSR
11-08-2006, 05:20 AM
Its because most of it is true :xp:

obi
11-08-2006, 05:49 PM
Nice to meet the new people!

SabreTooth- :p
Reb- Long time no see man! I can play games and not kill my PC now! Aren't you happy for me? :D


BTW, I've found a pic of me from August 27th, this year. I've gained 5 lbs of muscle since, so I've changed even since 3 months ago :p

This is when I first got my minister's robe. I only wear it to perform a wedding or a funeral. I've already got 1 wedding and 1 baby dedication ceremony under my belt. Not too bad for my first three months :D
The pic's not the best quality, but It'll have to do 'till I find that cable. =\


BEHOLD THE SEXIEST EVANGELIST TO EVER WALK THE EARTH!

TSR
11-08-2006, 05:52 PM
I didnt know someone so cool could be religious...
Damm these atheist views!
*throw views away*
so, what do i do to join? give my soul? no, its the hair! thats what you're really after...:xp:

obi
11-08-2006, 05:58 PM
Ask Jesus in your heart = family of God for life :D

Thanks for the compliments :D

TSR
11-08-2006, 06:04 PM
Ask Jesus in your heart
where is he? i think he's hiding...

RoxStar
11-08-2006, 06:50 PM
No need to spread bitter religious views folks.

@ obe's Good luck with starting your church. :]

TSR
11-08-2006, 06:54 PM
No need to spread bitter religious views folks.
I was actually being serious... Obi's shown its not all the "old, upper class" that believe in god, and i'm starting to understand why there is belief now... Its not always negative stuff from me, ya know ;)

The "i think he's hiding" phrase was my way of saying "i know theres a religious side to me, but it hasnt shown itself yet".
anyways, i'm logging off for the night. enjoy.

BongoBob
11-08-2006, 09:43 PM
I agree with Roxstar, I mean it's good for you to interested in Religion, and I'm extremely happy for obes and hope he's able to make his church, but let's try to keep it within PMs, and less on the main. It always seems to lead to trouble.

@ obes: zOMG TEH OBES! You really did lose alot of weight. Congrats! And lol at the caption :D

Now find that cable!

Ratmjedi
11-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Wow Obi you look good.

:lsduel: :duel:

obi
11-08-2006, 10:45 PM
I wasn't trying to preach, don't get me wrong. I know what belongs where and so forth ;)

I still haven't found the cable, and I've literally looked EVERYWHERE. Now I guess I just have to save money and buy another digicam =(

BTW, Thanks for the compliments :D

swphreak
11-08-2006, 11:27 PM
Hmmm, turns out the only pic of you I have is the facehugger one.


and now I have your new pic. \o/

Jeff
11-08-2006, 11:31 PM
Rofl.

Lookin good Obi. Sexeh :>

BongoBob
11-09-2006, 01:14 AM
Hmmm, turns out the only pic of you I have is the facehugger one.


and now I have your new pic. \o/

:lol:

Chase, call Rhett and ask him if he still has the ones of Obes that he shopped back in the day. Like the fish pic and invisible guitar. Please?

obi
11-09-2006, 05:56 PM
NO! NO RHETT PICS! I DEMAND NO RHETT PICS!



please :(


BTW, I've lost all of those. They were saved on my old pc when the hard drive got wiped out. So no more guitar, fish, or dress. (Yes, there was an obiindress pic >_>)

BongoBob
11-11-2006, 03:35 AM
BTW, I've lost all of those. They were saved on my old pc when the hard drive got wiped out. So no more guitar, fish, or dress. (Yes, there was an obiindress pic >_>)

Wait wait, I remember the guitar and fish ones vividly...but a dress one?

You now realize that this pic must surface right obes?

Black Knight of Keno
11-11-2006, 04:04 AM
Allrighty then. I'm late again. And you all are forgetting our friendly neighbourhood Astroboytoy.

Obi, you probably still remember me as the lord of all RPs of the RP forum, Darth Tepe, but whatever.
Wouldn't it be nice to NOT try and incite anger and flaming in a nice thread like this? I sure think so ~ET
Second, you haven't become more sexy since your Superman days. The others are lying to get on your good side. Any brown tongues yet?
Third, here (http://www.piekitchen.com/pies/blueberry-thumb.jpg), have a pie.
Fourth, I was about to link that to a Goatse just to annoy you but thought it to be too brutal for you to handle.
Fifth, I don't like any of you... at all
Sixth, that's about that then. I'm off again to kick arse as Max Payne

EDIT: Rightyo, I forgot talking about views of life is not allowed on this forum

Captain Wilson
11-11-2006, 07:52 AM
Allo Obi, good to see you back and doing something you love

obi
11-11-2006, 11:34 AM
Fifth, I don't like any of you... at all



And yet you still come amongst us and post. I simply LOVE your logic! :)


It's ok, I forgive you. :)

BTW, I actually have friends here. Friends usually compliment each other. Here on Earth anyway. They aren't brown-nosing either. I've known most of these cats since before I was an upper-ranker. So check out the scripture quoted in my sig, and stop judging :)

Black Knight of Keno
11-11-2006, 12:28 PM
At least I see that the sence of humour amongst the oldies has not gotten any worse. Now to see if I get another PM from ET because you have lost all sence of sarcasm also... >_>

Anyways, what I mean to say in a less glorious way is: Happy you're back to terrorize lead us with Supermanship and guitar-mastery :p

ET Warrior
11-11-2006, 01:24 PM
Sarcasm is one thing. Being downright rude and disrespectful and basically ASKING to start a flame war is another. Don't get all pissy at me because I'm doing my job.

TSR
11-11-2006, 04:02 PM
BKOK, that was bang out of order dude...

And seeing as obi is so desperately afraid of Rhett's pics, and i have not seen them, i vote that he displays them :D

Elijah
11-11-2006, 04:51 PM
Its OOOOOOBIIIWAAAAN.

Whats good fool, how you been?

dark jedi 8
11-11-2006, 07:23 PM
glad to see things goin well for you. prob dont remember me, i was around the kotor forums big time when the first one was about to come out then i discovered the swamp but i havn't been around lucasforums much at all in the last year and a half or so. life comes at ya fast.

narfblat
11-11-2006, 10:42 PM
I'm still around, mostly lurking. I was a major participator in the "corrupted wish game." Now I mostly post sarcasm or skepticism :) .

Boba Rhett
11-21-2006, 12:41 PM
Wait wait, I remember the guitar and fish ones vividly...but a dress one?

You now realize that this pic must surface right obes?



Don't you worry your pretty little head. I stored away copies of them just in case a need like this ever was to arise. :D

Samuel Dravis
11-21-2006, 02:17 PM
Welll.... get them out and show everyone! :D

Kjølen
11-23-2006, 12:33 AM
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Obi? OBI! Meesa so smiling to seein' yousa!

BongoBob
11-23-2006, 01:12 AM
Welll.... get them out and show everyone! :D

SECONDED!

Darklighter
12-18-2006, 09:59 PM
Crap, did I miss the reunion?

Fashionably late, though, that's how I like it. Hey there Obi, lookin' good dude ;) This is also the first time I've posted here since the 90s. And congratumalations, Reverend Jake (gonna have to get used to calling you that)...and you're building your own church?! Crikey man, that's seriously awesome, I wish you much good luck with the project :)

Oh, and hey to everyone else I've not seen for 6 years ;)

coupes.
12-18-2006, 10:24 PM
Yikes ! Darky ! @_@

It's been so long... great to so you back, even if it's only for one post :p

BongoBob
12-19-2006, 12:17 AM
Crap, did I miss the reunion?

Fashionably late, though, that's how I like it. Hey there Obi, lookin' good dude ;) This is also the first time I've posted here since the 90s. And congratumalations, Reverend Jake (gonna have to get used to calling you that)...and you're building your own church?! Crikey man, that's seriously awesome, I wish you much good luck with the project :)

Oh, and hey to everyone else I've not seen for 6 years ;)

Holy living ****berries! It's Darklighter!

Darth Groovy
12-19-2006, 01:33 AM
Crap, did I miss the reunion?


Guess I did too... Although obi sends me little love notes from time to time. :)

Missed you too Darky!:D