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Smon
11-07-2006, 07:10 PM
OH NOES ZOMBIES!

This is the official zombie escape/appreciation thread. Share in the lord's love of the zombie!

...zombie!

BigBad
11-08-2006, 12:35 AM
Zombies rule. They are so much cooler than vampires or werewolves or whatever else.

Samuel Dravis
11-08-2006, 02:11 AM
No, only FAST zombies rule. The others are not as good.

Samnmax221
11-08-2006, 02:22 AM
I feel like a zombie right now, screw you guys I'm getting some sleep.

St. Jimmy
11-08-2006, 04:08 AM
A ninja can pwn a zombie any day. In fact, a ninja can pwn scores of zombies at any given time, (including in his sleep).

DarthAve
11-08-2006, 12:52 PM
ZOMBIES???

http://www.wbkids.com/MJ_WEB_PICS/pictures/thriller-misc_005.jpg

Smon
11-08-2006, 05:31 PM
http://www.hjo3.net/121303_zombies.jpghttp://www.ggdistribution.com/images/bgzombies2ndeddirectorscut.jpghttp://www.pixelpark.co.nz/images/twilight/zombie-exp.jpg
Zombies. In board game form. I think I'm in love.

DarthAve
11-08-2006, 05:56 PM
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Nabii/Adventurers/Cthulego-Rises/08-zombies.jpg

LEGO ZOMBIES!!1

itchythesamurai
11-08-2006, 06:04 PM
If India accurately portrays zombies, then I wouldn't have too much of a problem with their existence. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3p6lZAnF_3w&mode=related&search=)

Smon
11-08-2006, 07:08 PM
ZOMBIE WALK! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Walk)

Also, I'm thinking about working on a project involving zombies, a comic specifically, pitting various zombie fighters (Frank West (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_West_%28Dead_Rising%29), Flight Attendant Guy (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea), etc.) in a fight for their lives. So I wanna know what you think about zombies. For one thing, who are some of the most famous zombie-fighters you can think of, and what is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie attack?

DarthAve
11-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Zombie fighters...

Stubbs, Oggie Boogie(I think he was a bug zombie), Michael Jackson.

That's all I got,

Halo_92
11-09-2006, 02:23 AM
Yeah instead of the boogy man to scare little boys its "Be good or MJ will come out from under your bed and molest you!"

Ha good times.

TSR
11-09-2006, 06:45 AM
*image*

LEGO ZOMBIES!!1

FTW

Poopdogjr
11-09-2006, 09:11 PM
Hey, I started the whole ZOMBIE thing. Damn whipper-snappers. You and your MTV Television, Ipods, and your Pilates. Harumph.

Samnmax221
11-09-2006, 09:12 PM
All of those things suck, being born in 1988 I'd know. Besides Reagan was still in office for like a moth after I was born, this then lead to 18 years of incompetant leadership.

Poopdogjr
11-09-2006, 09:17 PM
We all know though, that 1985 was indeed the year that rocked the Earth the most.

Smon
11-10-2006, 01:54 AM
We all know though, that 1985 was indeed the year that rocked the Earth the most.
January 20 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan is sworn in for a second term in office.
February 16 - Israel begins withdrawing troops from Lebanon.
March 6 - Mike Tyson makes his professional debut in Albany, New York, a match which he wins by a first round knockout.
April 15 - South Africa ends its ban on interracial marriages.
May 31 - Forty-one tornadoes hit in Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York and Ontario, leaving 76 dead... coolest disaster ever.
June 13 - In Auburn, Washington, police defuse a Unabomber bomb sent to Boeing.
July 3 - The sci-fi comedy Back To The Future is released in the U.S... It becomes the year's biggest box office hit, earning $210,000,000.
August 7 - Takao Doi, Mamoru Mohri and Chiaki Mukai are chosen to be Japan's first astronauts.
September 1 - A joint American-French expedition locates the wreck of the RMS Titanic.
October 1 - The Israeli air force bombs PLO Headquarters in Tunis... second coolest disaster ever.
November 18 - The first Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, drawn by Bill Watterson, is printed in a handful of newspapers.
December 1 - The Ford Taurus is revealed to the public. It would become one of Ford's biggest successes ever.

Can't argue with ya. Thanks Wikipedia!

TSR
11-10-2006, 05:13 AM
And because Bowling For Soup released a kickass song about it :xp:

Sabretooth
11-10-2006, 11:25 AM
Now I'm not against zombies or anything, in fact, zombies are always cool. Always been my childhood fantasy. But do we always need a zombie escape/appreciation thread in every freakin' forum on the planet? What are they Gods?

So, I like fast zombies. The creepy, mindless, jump-out-of-nowhere sort.

Samnmax221
11-10-2006, 04:16 PM
And because Bowling For Soup released a kickass song about it :xp:
Thou shalt not be a hipster bitch. Improve your life: Listen to some Billy Joel.

DarthAve
11-10-2006, 04:31 PM
I like zombies because they're just another excuse to go to the mall! THAT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO HIDE WHEN THERE'S A ZOMBIE INVASION!!

I'd go to the macy's and hide amongst the coach purses.

Poopdogjr
11-11-2006, 02:30 AM
That was pretty neat Smon. Hooray for 1985!

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:42 AM
Was 1985 the year they came up with snausages?

NO BUT IT WAS THE YEAR OF FALCO'S MAJOR GERMAN RAP HIT 'ROCK ME AMEDEUS!'

~runs to get her Falco's Greatest Hits CD~

Smon
11-11-2006, 02:47 AM
KNOW YOUR ZOMBIES!

Voodoo-Completely harmless, voodoo zombies are simply mindless slaves to whatever houngan enlaves them.
Science-Most dangerous of all since they have no preset rules. Most fast zombies are of this variety.
Magic-A slow, sometimes sentient, race of zombies with an unquenchable hunger for brains.

The safest way to avoid them:
Voodoo-Stay out of Haiti.
Science-Shoot 'em in da head!!!
Magic-Crosses, or (alternatively) burn the Necronomicon.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 02:59 AM
...thanks. I had no idea about voodoo zombies

Poopdogjr
11-11-2006, 03:01 AM
I actually have the Official Zombie survival guide. It comes in quite handy. I think I would have to agree that fast zombies are the coolest of all zombies. Although those magic zombies sound pretty neat-o.

On a side note: I wonder if zombies would rawk out to 'ROCK ME AMEDEUS' like they do to Michal Jackson's Thriller. They love that song.

DarthAve
11-11-2006, 03:17 AM
OF COARSE! FALCO IS DEAD, SO THEY'D ROCK OUT LIVE!!

Psychochaos3
11-11-2006, 03:06 PM
I have a secret anti-zombie weapon storage just in case an invasion occurs. Mayonaise is the major defense against zombies. Horse Radish just makes em stronger.

Miss_Mayhem
11-11-2006, 03:14 PM
The mall is a deathtrap accprding to Dead Rising. I would suggest the Zombie Survival Guide and a few hours of Resident Evil to reallly prep you. A few good items to have are machetes and shotguns and molotov cocktails. If you cant get the guns (cuz admit not everyone has them), the kitchen knives can deal damage, molotov cocktails are relativel easy to make and a car should be on hand. Afterall, how can you kill that which has no life? Really, your arsenal just has to be deterrants, a way to stall. Unless the zombies head is blown and or burned off, they will still come at ya, so you just wanna get the hell out of wherever you are.

Psychochaos3
11-12-2006, 12:38 PM
The mall is a deathtrap accprding to Dead Rising. I would suggest the Zombie Survival Guide and a few hours of Resident Evil to reallly prep you. A few good items to have are machetes and shotguns and molotov cocktails. If you cant get the guns (cuz admit not everyone has them), the kitchen knives can deal damage, molotov cocktails are relativel easy to make and a car should be on hand. Afterall, how can you kill that which has no life? Really, your arsenal just has to be deterrants, a way to stall. Unless the zombies head is blown and or burned off, they will still come at ya, so you just wanna get the hell out of wherever you are.
Don't forget katanas, Chainsaws, and lawnmowers!:chainsaw:

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 12:42 PM
I would use the magic of Psychonauts to deturrant them. No zombie is worthy of getting to Psychonauts, it's way to cool!

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 04:35 PM
Gasp! I just got a fabulous idea! A Zombies Attack! RP. Sorta like the Anti-Tim RPG where the RD forumites all meet up, but this time we are trapped in a zombie-infested mall ...

I wont start it unless I get at least 2 more people who support the idea.

Smon
11-12-2006, 05:15 PM
Gasp! I just got a fabulous idea! A Zombies Attack! RP. Sorta like the Anti-Tim RPG where the RD forumites all meet up, but this time we are trapped in a zombie-infested mall ...

I wont start it unless I get at least 2 more people who support the idea.
I like it.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:23 PM
I wish zombies would just at least try to integrate themselves into the community.

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 06:03 PM
Would it be ok to put the RP in the Offtopic-Party Section? It has absolutely nothing to do with Psychonauts, like the Anti-Tim RPG (which was still very loosely based).

Halo_92
11-12-2006, 10:00 PM
I'll support the idea, I guess.
If you make it can I be "Double 0 Donut"?

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Avery supports the idea as long as she can play herself, and the following people don't become zombies.

Tim Gunn
Marcel Vigneron
Ben Fazio
Gemma Ward
Das Mole
My father
Michael C. Hall

Halo_92
11-12-2006, 10:40 PM
I think I will be myself too and I do not want to be a Zombie.

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 10:50 PM
Fine, they will stay human. And it's supposed to be like the Anti-Time RPG. Though you have the option not to, being yourself is preffered. It's as if we all meet up or something.

St. Jimmy
11-12-2006, 11:05 PM
I'm all for t3h RPG.

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 11:07 PM
Then it shall be so!

St. Jimmy
11-12-2006, 11:10 PM
Good. When?

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 11:12 PM
Soon. Hopefully tonite.

St. Jimmy
11-12-2006, 11:13 PM
Cool.

Miss_Mayhem
11-13-2006, 12:11 AM
Bam, its up.

Halo_92
11-13-2006, 02:18 PM
already on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Evil Laugh*

Miss_Mayhem
11-14-2006, 12:40 AM
Already it flippin' awesome.

Halo_92
11-14-2006, 01:52 PM
Smon should rename this the Zombie rpg disscussion thread.
Just an idea.

Poopdogjr
11-18-2006, 05:32 PM
I recently bought (spelling? That just doens't look right) my brothers Playstation 2 and just got Resident Evil 4. So far, so neat. I finally get a chance to try these neat ps2 games I missed out on. So far these people I'm fighting aren't really zombies per-se. They are just angry mexicans? But it's neat. OOOOOOH also I got Psychonauts for the ps2 for $5.00 new. I'm not going to open it as I have thexbox one I've played to death. I just think its neat to have it. I never really it see it anywhere. K I'm done pimping my ps2-ness now.

Miss_Mayhem
11-18-2006, 05:37 PM
yes! Another RE4 fan!

Poopdogjr
11-18-2006, 05:40 PM
De head shots are good!

Miss_Mayhem
11-18-2006, 06:48 PM
just wait till you see their heads splode and the plaga writhe out.

Davinq
11-18-2006, 10:44 PM
You're making me want to buy it!

Miss_Mayhem
11-18-2006, 10:52 PM
Then why dont you get it?

St. Jimmy
11-19-2006, 06:51 AM
'CAUSE IT'S NOT HALF AS COOL AS NINJAS!

Davinq
11-19-2006, 01:39 PM
:wstupid:

DarthAve
11-19-2006, 01:40 PM
Do we have to talk about ninja's in EVERY BOARD???

GROTESQUE ZOMBIE FUN NOT SUTIBLE FOR VEGITERIANS OR CHILDREN!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_5wAHgNOnQ)

Davinq
11-19-2006, 05:38 PM
That's disgusting... but also pretty neat! :D

DarthAve
11-19-2006, 05:56 PM
That music if nifty, no?

Miss_Mayhem
11-19-2006, 07:06 PM
Re4 may not have ninjas ... but it's got centipede-men, head-'sploding doggies and hawt leading men.