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jon_hill987
11-12-2006, 12:08 PM
Especially if it is in the film Jackass.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

That bit made me laugh most though.

coupes.
11-12-2006, 12:57 PM
If you're dumb enough to stick fireworks down there, you deserve to have a burned rectum... Man people are dumb. :disaprove

BongoBob
11-12-2006, 08:56 PM
How much alcohol was involved here?

MrWally
11-12-2006, 09:36 PM
Too much, clearly.

Commander Obi-Wan
11-12-2006, 09:44 PM
:eyeraise:

WTF?! There is something wrong going up there. (if you get both meanings, i give you props)

Jeff
11-12-2006, 09:46 PM
So stupid... :disaprove

IG-64
11-12-2006, 11:33 PM
How much alcohol was involved here?
Enough to start a fire. :P

jebbers
11-13-2006, 12:34 AM
almost a Darwin Award Nominee

Emperor Devon
11-13-2006, 04:25 AM
What the **** was he on? :eyeraise:

TSR
11-13-2006, 08:54 AM
Jackass. No, literally, jackass. I read that is what he was trying to copy off. *shrugs*
idiot

Sabretooth
11-13-2006, 09:28 AM
I believe the line He suffered a scorched colon... is one of the finest in WTF history.

He got what he deserved, IMHO.

Dagobahn Eagle
11-13-2006, 10:20 AM
Jackass is stupid, he is stupid, private ownership of fireworks is stupid, and TV in general is a waste of time.

Think that covers it all:).

manoman81
11-13-2006, 10:26 AM
You know, I thought that they put the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie for a reason. Apparently, some people just refuse to read...

dark jedi 8
11-13-2006, 04:43 PM
probably both, but if that kind of behavior floats his boat so be it...i bet he tries the matchbox car trick from jackass1 next.

jon_hill987
11-13-2006, 05:16 PM
probably both, but if that kind of behavior floats his boat so be it...i bet he tries the matchbox car trick from jackass1 next.

Is that the one where is sticks it in his... and goes into hospital to get an x-ray?

I bet they got the idea from the ass-ray room in scrubs.

DarthAve
11-13-2006, 06:48 PM
...I think my dad did this when he was 17 or somthing.

Except he stuck it on top of his head instead.

Jae Onasi
11-14-2006, 02:25 PM
I wonder what it's like for him to poo. Must be painful and/or embarrASSing.

Probably has a colostomy, now, actually, depending on how bad the damage was.

Never, ever do anything that you don't want the Paramedics and ER staff to laugh about either behind your back or even in your face.... ;)

ChAiNz.2da
11-14-2006, 03:20 PM
Never, ever do anything that you don't want the Paramedics and ER staff to laugh about either behind your back or even in your face.... ;)
A quote I live my life by every day :lol:

jon_hill987
11-15-2006, 09:12 AM
Yes but the toilet thing wasn't the guys fault, he was a victim, this chap was just a prink.

Ray Jones
11-15-2006, 09:42 AM
But seriously, don't ever take a look at where you're going to take a seat, especially not on a public toilet. :rolleyes:

jon_hill987
11-15-2006, 11:08 AM
But seriously, don't ever take a look at where you're going to take a seat, especially not on a public toilet. :rolleyes:

Ok, so had he checked the seat he may have noticed the glue. he was till the victim of a horrible prank rather than his own stupidity though. maybe he was in too much of a hurry to check? It isn't like he put the glue there himself and then sat on it.

Ray Jones
11-15-2006, 11:24 AM
Prank-victim or not, in the end it was his own "stupidity" not to check, nonetheless. :p
I mean, no hurry could keep me from checking, even if Mister Hanky is already lurking. Nope. And seriously, quite some coincidence that he is in a big hurry right when the seat is full of glue all over. Hard to find a reason not to see this when you step into the place. So, I don't really buy it. I smell attention-whoring and/or an attempt for getting money out of Wal-Mart. In fact, you don't know if he put the glue there himself.

jon_hill987
11-15-2006, 03:24 PM
(see above)


I admit if he put the glue there himself then he is as stupid as the arse with the fire work up his.