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Mashi An'krekku
11-12-2006, 02:01 PM
It's not so much a personal issue as it is the fact I barely have any internet time anymore (THANKS MOM FOR TAKING AWAY ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEPT ME SANE.) but it's for the best. If you were worrying about me, which I highly doubt (save for Avery). Maybe when I get ungrounded (which is very unlikely at this rate) I'll come back, or maybe I won't. I dunno. Just don't beg, please. Or I'll have to kill you.

Of course, if you still wanna know how I'm doing, you can always check me out on LiveJournal. (http://mashi-is-insane.livejournal.com)
In the meantime, I'm working on a better'd version of P:BAaTSU. If the filter will let me, I'd give you my deviantART address.

Sooo, SEE YA BYEBAIBAIBIEBIBIABYEBEYBYEBAIBIBIYEBI. <3

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 02:52 PM
THANKS MOM FOR TAKING AWAY ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEPT ME SANE.
Bah. Sanity is overrated. You're better off getting rid of it now.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 02:59 PM
Not going to hit on her?

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 03:02 PM
Actually, I was worried about you for a while. But Cheez told me that you were grounded, so I guess I got a little better. I guess I can occasionly read your updates on LJ.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 03:06 PM
Not going to hit on her?
Ugh. Fine ERIC.

hay mashi 18/m/ma want 2 cybr?



'Zat better?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 03:12 PM
'Zat better?
No.
6/f/Belgium :naughty:
would have been better.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 03:14 PM
No.
6/f/Belgium :naughty:
would have been better.
Normally when I do something like that I use:

12/f/cali lookin for older men

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 03:24 PM
Normally when I do something like that I use:

12/f/cali lookin for older men
REALLY? SRSLY!??! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM6IuA87eM)

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 03:42 PM
I hafta wonder what you did that made your mom take your net away for so long. The most I've had it taken away was a week.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 03:49 PM
There's a positive correlation between depression and Internet usage. In other words: Mashi, don't goooo!

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 03:54 PM
Was it because of me? :(

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 03:56 PM
I thought it was Jmac, really I did.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 03:58 PM
Perhaps it was you! It's like Cluedo, innit? Was it Samnmax221 in the Mental Minx's Off-topic party with the derogative insult about fat people, possibly?

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 04:06 PM
Drunkymonkey, are you calling Mashi fat?!

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 04:13 PM
Everything clean. Clean. Everything clean. Clean Clean Clean.









Go Go Power Rangers!

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Drunkymonkey, are you calling Mashi fat?!No. If I heard a derogative insult about fat people, I might leave something on the basis of ignorance. But I wouldn't.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 04:18 PM
Isn't calling them fat in the first place derogative though?

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 04:21 PM
Isn't calling them fat in the first place derogative though?
Not really. If people find it offensive to be called fat when they evidently are fat, then that's their problem. It's not a particularly pleasant fact, I completely agree, but lots of facts aren't pleasant.

Edit: don't mistake that for me saying it's alright to point out fatness to people though. Because that's just a bit mean. As long as you do it in a respectful manner, then I can't see the harm in it.

Smon
11-12-2006, 04:32 PM
You will be missed.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 04:34 PM
You will be missed.
I was "nicer" person when I was 15 too, you'll grow out of it. (Not particularly pleasant but nicer)

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 04:53 PM
Aw, I find you pleasant in your own charming little way.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 04:55 PM
Being nice is the new being bad.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 04:58 PM
Because Christmas is coming up, eh? I see what you did there, getting all of the munchkins to behave so mumsy and dadsy bring in the goods this year. Absolutely deplorable.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 04:58 PM
Aw, I find you pleasant in your own charming little way.
Unfortunately there are girls out there who have decided to appoint themselves as the matriarch (That is Mother) of all other girls out there, just as unfortunate is the fact that my bitch cousin is one of these girls. Now just about every girl in the County has heard her spiel about my Evil Penis and any other bull**** she might have on mind. I HATE IT I HATE IT!

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:04 PM
Your penis cackles violently when it hears about any particularly violent deaths that have recently happened?

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 05:14 PM
There's this really super-Christian chick at my school, and she keeps a list of everybody she thinks is going to Hell. It's pretty lengthy, I bet most of you'd be on it if she knew youse guys.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:17 PM
LOL I knew a girl who had a list of people who she wanted dead in various interesting ways. I did one as well, but only mine was more tongue in cheek and had more humorous death scenes. But hey, I was young, immature, and I wouldn't dream of doing anything like that again.

It's also nice to know that someone, somewhere, thinks I'm going to Hell.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 05:20 PM
Besides Eric's grandma?

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:23 PM
Who is Eric, and why does his Grandma think I'm going to hell? I'm deeply afraid...

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 05:26 PM
No, I think she's either on her way to offing herself or becoming a lesbian.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 05:37 PM
Unfortunately there are girls out there who have decided to appoint themselves as the matriarch (That is Mother) of all other girls out there, just as unfortunate is the fact that my bitch cousin is one of these girls. Now just about every girl in the County has heard her spiel about my Evil Penis and any other bull**** she might have on mind. I HATE IT I HATE IT!
Why does your bitch cousin know about your evil penis?

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 05:39 PM
I think she found out the hard way...hearing about it through gossip.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 05:46 PM
Why does your bitch cousin know about your evil penis?
She doesn't, she doesn't know anything about anything. She's just out to get me.
"Honey listen to me, Eric is really really bad, you believe me don't you? Here's what I heard..."

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 05:48 PM
She doesn't, she doesn't know anything about anything. She's just out to get me.
"Honey listen to me, Eric is really really bad, he gave me the clap."
I'm with itchy on this one.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Dude Eric, I've always wondered: what is it like giving a girl the clap? Is it as magical as it sounds?

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Oh, so you're eric. And your grandmother is a evil lesbian that wants everyone to go to Hell?

Dysfunctional much?

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 05:51 PM
I'm not Eric, but I have led this one guy at my school to think that's my name for about two years. Gotten everybody to go along with it too. He thinks he's a commie, it's funni.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:53 PM
I'm not Eric, but I have led this one guy at my school to think that's my name for about two years. Gotten everybody to go along with it too. He thinks he's a commie, it's funni.My un-botherance to use quote tags made my post quite confusing. I was referring to SamnMax up there.

At college, I have a new name beginning with "G" everyday for a guy that probably doesn't deserve the mental trauma that that entails.

I'm such a bastard.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 05:54 PM
No my Grandma says I'm going to hell because I want to fight with everyone.

My cousin is an emo bitch who's slandered my good name. I think shes been through 6 boyfriends this year. On friday I was talking to another girl who is go probably going to break sweet cousins face, I can't wait.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 05:57 PM
No my Grandma says I'm going to hell because I want to fight with everyone.

My cousin is an emo bitch who's slandered my good name. I think shes been through 6 boyfriends this year. On friday I was talking to another girl who is go probably going to break sweet cousins face, I can't wait.
Good. That way you can say one of them gave her the clap. I've always found shifting the blame onto someone else is always a sound plan.

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 05:58 PM
Is your family the sort of family that argues and bickers amongst themselves and calls each other names, but whenever a member of the public outside the family makes a passing comment about one of the family members in a negative way, every single family member turns on that person, and gives him/her such a verbal/physical thrashing that said person will never ever speak again?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 05:58 PM
Nobody has the clap Jesus fag.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:07 PM
Post one thousand: go! May you kamikaze your way into the history books! Godspeed.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-12-2006, 06:11 PM
Nobody has the clap Jesus fag.
Well, NOW nobody has the clap. That doctor from the yellow pages must have worked wonders.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:18 PM
It was Jesus Mutha****er!

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:24 PM
Wow, I'm glad I'm a good kid who has bad thoughts.

Quick question. Is it wrong to hope someone you REALLY REALLY HOPE THEY DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THEY ARE THE DEVIL hate get's raped?

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:26 PM
NOPE

drunkymonkey
11-12-2006, 06:26 PM
Wow, I'm glad I'm a good kid who has bad thoughts.

Quick question. Is it wrong to hope someone you REALLY REALLY HOPE THEY DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THEY ARE THE DEVIL hate get's raped?It's not very nice, no. Perhaps you could wish on them a marginally less threatening irritating bout of indigestion, or something?

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:26 PM
Your insightful views on religion are indeed food for thought, Eric. Surely, we must wonder, what would constitute as a modern miracle if The Bible was written today? I see no reason why the cleansing of pelvic impurities could not be amongst the list of great deeds.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:35 PM
I never actually said it to her. And by rape, I meant sex with some fat nerd.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:37 PM
Oh, as long as we are just talking about statutory, it's fine.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:37 PM
THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICK WHO WANTED TO KILL ME!

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:39 PM
This one time a chick curled up around my feet and tried to set me on fire. She was just asking to be kicked.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:41 PM
This one time a chick curled up around my feet and tried to set me on fire. She was just asking to be kicked.
No Lucy he's a friend.

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:43 PM
She thought she was a cat and was really big into the Japanese scene. She'd be purrfect for Jmac.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:46 PM
...Sounds like Mashi, kitty girl. She was a furry for halloween.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:47 PM
Thats super ****ed up.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:54 PM
Yeah, but she's in love with this kid named Chris.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 06:56 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

itchythesamurai
11-12-2006, 06:57 PM
We had a catgirl at our school, she graduated last year though. Her boyfriend would wear a dog collar and fox tail (hellifiknow) and she would wear her cat ears when they planned on doing...stuff...that day. They were pretty gross. Heh, the guy's name is Mike Jones. It's funny because he's white.

DarthAve
11-12-2006, 06:58 PM
Mashi also wore goggles to school, but she had to stop because they were banned. She was pretty pissed.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 07:12 PM
What the ****?!?! I hate to say this but thank god that fads don't come this far north. Although we had some emo fag from LA move up here last year, of course the hicks scare him so bad his family had to move elsewhere.

St. Jimmy
11-12-2006, 10:01 PM
This one time a chick curled up around my feet and tried to set me on fire. She was just asking to be kicked.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew I liked you.

Miss_Mayhem
11-12-2006, 10:11 PM
Gah, I hate how many Emos we have at our school. It's not like they're overruning us, but they sure aren't helping either. LA should never has emos! Never. They just have to learn to roll with the flippin' punches. Though a ton of girls are skanky nekos for Halloween.

Samnmax221
11-12-2006, 10:15 PM
I should never be in LA. Period.

Davinq
11-12-2006, 11:58 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???

Poopdogjr
11-13-2006, 10:00 PM
Wow, this thread is all kinds of messed up. Awesome. I too was begining to wonder what happened to Mashi. Also Darth, and Halo there for a while. But we all come back in the end.

milo
11-16-2006, 12:42 AM
Normally when I do something like that I use:

12/f/cali lookin for older men
"17/F/FL LOOKING FOR PHONE SEX IM ME WITH UR PHONE NUMBER NO CELL PHONES PLZ!" will get an ungodly amount of replies from all manner of fags and homos. Then you'll usually get a few numbers which you can do whatever the hell you want with.


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Oh wait, are we not talking about that anymore?