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BongoBob
11-13-2006, 02:40 AM
Mine would have to be when my cousin had me play drums for him and his friend at my cousins graduation a couple years ago. It was the last song, which was a slow song, and about 20 seconds near the end, the stick fell out of my hand. I was so bored, I dropped the mother f***er. Needless to say, I was mocked for a while after.

Come on now, share your most embarassing s***.

IG-64
11-13-2006, 02:44 AM
Probably when I screwed up my computer when I tried to set a custom bootup screen, and I had to reformat.

Yeah, live and learn.

Emperor Devon
11-13-2006, 03:26 AM
It happened a while back. I had a bad case of diarrhea, and was in an assembly room with a few hundred people.

'Nuff said.

BongoBob
11-13-2006, 03:30 AM
Yikes : |

Was there video footage?

TSR
11-13-2006, 04:18 AM
It happened a while back. I had a bad case of diarrhea, and was in an assembly room with a few hundred people.

'Nuff said.

I can never look at you in the same way again...

Although, mine is probably when i got locked out of my house in nothing but my boxers. Being in a village, it would be alright. But, my house was the host for a party 1/2 hour later. It took alot of explaining why i was locked out almost starkers. After many attempts from the girls to strip me of my final bit of dignity, i managed to persuade one of the lads to climb up through one of the windows and open up from the inside...

It was rather amusing at the time.

TSR
11-13-2006, 08:01 AM
Well be glad that you didn't also have a case of diarrhea like devon.

Strangely, so am i...

jon_hill987
11-13-2006, 08:21 AM
Although, mine is probably when i got locked out of my house in nothing but my boxers. Being in a village, it would be alright. But, my house was the host for a party 1/2 hour later. It took alot of explaining why i was locked out almost starkers. After many attempts from the girls to strip me of my final bit of dignity, i managed to persuade one of the lads to climb up through one of the windows and open up from the inside...

It was rather amusing at the time.

Can I ask why you didn't climb to the window in the half hour you had?

TSR
11-13-2006, 09:06 AM
i WAS WEARING BOXERS AND NO SHOES

Tinny
11-13-2006, 11:16 AM
So? :p

jebbers
11-13-2006, 03:52 PM
mine story deserves a picture. I got stuck in a hole meant for a telephone pole. So the hole had a 2 foot diameter. I was about 9 at the time. My dad was diggin it for a deer skinning pole. I thought i could hide in it like a trench.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/jebadiah/stuck_in_hole.jpg

This time I was about 7. My dad was building a new front porch and he took the old one off. He yelled really loud in the house "Don't use the front door. There are no steps." I said "Ok." 10 minutes pass and I go out the front door. BAM! Fell 4 feet to the gravel driveway. Funny now, wasn't then.

Samnmax221
11-13-2006, 03:57 PM
I really can't think of one specific example I've done a lot of asinine ****.

Alegis
11-13-2006, 10:16 PM
A sort of piano concert last year. I totally blacked out and failed miserably. Slipping fingers and had to regain concentration. Afterwards audiance was silent except for one friend, who applauded while 'ROFL'ing.

Oh but now I do look back and laugh. And see that I don't repeat that mistake this year.

MrWally
11-13-2006, 10:18 PM
Well.

One time, at a JV camp a few years back... I was on the wrong end of a bet, and in front of about a hundred people I'd say, I had to eat a brown, 2 week old banana by it being forced down my throat through some girl's stocking.

Picture:

I have no idea why I'm embarrassing myself even more by linking to the picture (http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL627/3681082/7703680/101334229.jpg) here.

Oh, the memories...


*shudder*

Emperor Devon
11-14-2006, 01:55 AM
Was there video footage?

I don't think anyone would have bothered filming a bunch of 6-10 year olds...

No, there were no visuals. Only sound.

BongoBob
11-14-2006, 01:59 AM
Thank you for that picture wally. Made it a thousand times better :xp:

ET Warrior
11-14-2006, 02:03 AM
It was my freshman year of high school I think... freshman or sophomore. Anyway, I was on the tennis team, and we were at the regional meet, and my teammate totally depantsed me. Totally. Boxers and all. Right in front of a group of parent spectators. I just kinda stood there for a minute, looked around at everyone staring at my exposed self, pulled up my shorts and finished the match.

The next year I had people recognize me as 'that guy'. It was pretty fantastic

Tyrion
11-14-2006, 02:17 AM
The next year I had people recognize me as 'that guy'. It was pretty fantastic

They probably had never seen a specimen of infinitesimaldickus before, so the scenario was well ingrained within their head.

As for me, I don't remember having a really embarrassing moment. Not that I never had one, good lord no, I just have a really ****ty memory about that short of stuff.

coupes.
11-14-2006, 03:17 AM
As for me, I don't remember having a really embarrassing moment. Not that I never had one, good lord no, I just have a really selective memory about that short of stuff.
Fixed. ;)

Rabish Bini
11-14-2006, 04:48 AM
The time I was running a 200m sprint, and I was just behind 2nd, and I could've won, but I had to go to the toilet to chuck coz of sumthing I ate.

BongoBob
11-14-2006, 12:03 PM
That would have been a yearbook picture right there :D

Curt-Man
11-14-2006, 07:20 PM
I was trying to impress some chicks at how well I could ride my bike. So while I was looking at them I kinda didn't realize I was headed right for a tree. yep, I smashed right into it, I went flying, hit my head, the bike was fine though. The girls were super hot.

MrWally
11-14-2006, 08:00 PM
The girls were super hot.


Well, that's all that matters then.


:P

narfblat
11-15-2006, 01:47 AM
Emperor Devon, I'm surprised your nemesis hasn't tried to blackmail you with that info yet.

I'm afraid I also have a selective memory. You'll get no embarassing moment from me.
*runs*

Samnmax221
11-15-2006, 01:56 AM
Come to think of it I'm still pissed about my 8th yearbook picture. I had it retaken, it was in plenty of time, but no, they had to go and print the bad one with me looking down and my eyes of balance. It was retarded looking to say the least.

KaraPeters
11-15-2006, 08:55 AM
Was in 1993, when I was a senior in high school and in a play called "Murder Takes the Veil". I was playing Mother Superior Theodore, head of a convent, and it was a murder mystery. I'd say there were probably at least a hundred people in the audience. My character was having a conversation with a character named Jarvis, and then another nun was supposed to come in and engage us both in conversation. Thing is... she missed her cue and was apparently wandering around backstage and having a chat with someone else. So, here we are in the middle of a play with a fairly big audience, and when it comes time for her to come on... she doesn't. "Jarvis" and I look at each with that look of frantic horror that says, "What do we do now?" Fortunately he was a smart guy, and so after a long moment of silence during which everyone probably thought one of us couldn't remember our lines, we began to make stuff up. He said, "How's life in the convent? Do you like it here?" And I was half-panicked out of my mind, so I replied stupidly, "I don't know, Jarvis! I just don't know!"
After the act was over, the director, who had been in the audience, was laughing uproariously at the blather we had made up.

MrWally
11-15-2006, 04:15 PM
Ah, the beauty of stage performance.

Emperor Devon
11-15-2006, 06:39 PM
Emperor Devon, I'm surprised your nemesis hasn't tried to blackmail you with that info yet.

She's let a few things slip, though. :giggle1:

jebbers
11-15-2006, 08:29 PM
This happened a few weeks ago at work. I had one of these (http://www.sbs.utexas.edu/sasha/photogallery/brazil/DSCN0203.JPG) on my gloved hand. It was about 3 inches long and about 1.5 inches wide. So, it wasn't tiny. And I'm not afraid of insects. But I held it closer to my face for inspection. And my co-workers were standing around joking about how it would be funny if it flew on my face. And it almost did. I had quick mongoose like reflexes and I threw my head back with so much force my feet lifted off the ground and I fell on my back. My choice words were "OH NOES!" followed by "S***!" And to explain the curse word I was wearing a safety harness and fell on the D-Ring. (http://www.preferredsafety.com/Images/Harness-back.jpg) As you can see it right between the shoulder blades. That hurt really bad.

And the guys still make fun of me for screaming "OH NOES!" really loud.

Commander Obi-Wan
11-15-2006, 08:52 PM
I have a bad habit of saying weird things out loud, 'specially to very attractive girls. And I laugh out loud a lot too.

And these thing always stay in my memory and I always remember them, even if they were years ago. :whacked:

Samnmax221
11-15-2006, 11:21 PM
I have a bad habit of saying weird things out loud, 'specially to very attractive girls. And I laugh out loud a lot too.
I hate it when chicks who don't know you well enough (To know that they won't get a serious response), ask for advice. I was kidding when I told you that killing your boyfriends parents would impress him, they just don't get it.

The_Wombird
11-16-2006, 12:14 AM
[QUOTE=IG-64]Probably when I screwed up my computer when I tried to set a custom bootup screen, and I had to reformat.[QUOTE]

Ha, I did the same thing, except I had to take my computer to the school tech office to get it reformated (yeah, it was a school computer).

milo
11-16-2006, 12:51 AM
I dunno...I crashed into a car with my bike when I was 9 years old or so. Looking back though, that was actually more awesome than embarrassing. I went straight over the hood, and my bike was somehow catapulted into the air. I wish I had it on tape.

BongoBob
11-16-2006, 01:44 AM
I too wish you had it on tape :p

Joe©
11-16-2006, 05:03 PM
I have several. I will only tell the best though...

I was learning how to drive in my mums new car (of course) and everything had gone well. I was pulling inot a parking space feeling all snazzy when I hit the gas instead of the break. *zoom zoom* I hit a telephone pole. That was my first driving lesson several months ago. My dad has now informed me that I will be attending a Drivers Ed. school paid for by me. ::)