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DarthAve
11-23-2006, 03:45 PM
:explode:

That was the most thanksgiving related smily I could find. Let's just say he ate too much turkey or somthing.

I said holidays not because I'm a conservitave wacko who thinks we're being mean to the jews or kwansaese, I put holidays because we'll talk about Thanksgiving and Christmas here. So commence.

Who had ham today instead of turkey? I did, and it was good.

KingCheez
11-23-2006, 04:08 PM
ham is for fatty fat fatfat fats that fat all over the fatting fat so fat off you fat fat of fat and stop fatting your fat



in other news dinner starts now

DarthAve
11-23-2006, 04:18 PM
...ARE YOU BULEMIC? Is that what we're gonna have to deal with now?

Smon
11-23-2006, 05:07 PM
Deuce Thane loves Thanksgiving. (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/turkey-heroes/default.php)

Das Mole
11-23-2006, 06:21 PM
you've already eaten? i haven't yet.

itchythesamurai
11-23-2006, 06:36 PM
Feast your eyes on what I had to eat! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken)

DarthAve
11-23-2006, 06:43 PM
eww itchy. That's just fowl.


OMGBIRDJOKE!

KingCheez
11-23-2006, 06:50 PM
...ARE YOU BULEMIC? Is that what we're gonna have to deal with now?
You didn't know?

zelda 41
11-23-2006, 07:11 PM
I had ham AND turkey. I totally multitask.

Btw today is the anniversery of the first time I played Psychonauts!

itchythesamurai
11-23-2006, 09:26 PM
That's plenty reason to be thankful...turkey.

St. Jimmy
11-23-2006, 09:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA I don't have to be thankfull!!! er... I mean,.... no thanksgiving here in Australia. I get really sick of holidays real feast,... I mean fast. They're really overrstuffed.... I mean,... overrated.

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 02:36 PM
Let's all decide one thing straight out.

Are presents good.

Miss_Mayhem
11-24-2006, 07:03 PM
Hellz yeah!

I had ... turkey (is the meat supposed to be slightly pink!?!?), BBQ-ribs, baked sweet potatoes, baked 'taters, apples ala mode, cornbread, champurrado ... and other things who's names remain mysteries.

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 07:40 PM
I ate leftovers today! Mmmmm, day old ham. <3

200 post till I break 10,000!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-24-2006, 07:42 PM
You didn't know?
Cheez you're the fattest bulimic I've ever seen. ur not doin it rite

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 07:53 PM
Allow me to show him the proper technique.

1. Binge :maize:
2. and purge! :barf2:
3. repeat till skinny.

zelda 41
11-24-2006, 07:57 PM
I'm good with just binge. I mean, have you ever seen a 6 foot tall, 80 lb, 12 year old before?

DarthAve
11-24-2006, 07:59 PM
I'm good with just binge. I mean, have you ever seen a 6 foot tall, 80 lb, 12 year old before?
I SMELL SUPERMODEL!!! Quick! Go dye your hair super blonde and get extensions, learn to walk in 3 inch heels, and hook up with a hot preteen actor. Oh, and don't forget to kick Dark's ass. Every supermodel has to have been in a catfight.

Halo_92
11-24-2006, 09:56 PM
and other things who's names remain mysteries.
Ah the classic Belated Californian Thanksgiving dinner.
Good stuff.

Miss_Mayhem
11-26-2006, 07:19 PM
P'sha. Part of the reason so many things have such elusive names is cuz my family is hispanic and so was alot of the food. I did recognise the tamales though. Anyone can. Oh, and my uncle's armenian wife brought over some phyllo pastries. Really good flavor, but most Mexicans will tell you that American Apple Pie is too sweet for them, and as such I could only take 2 bites of the pastries before my tongue was crying for milk or water or SOMETHING to dampen the sweetness. Let me tell ya, armenian pastries and candies are sweet, with CAPSLOCK letters.

And yeesh, lay off, will ya! Some people *coughcriescough* dislike being skinny and not weighing enough. At least I'm barely 5 feet....

DarthAve
11-26-2006, 11:19 PM
And yeesh, lay off, will ya! Some people *coughcriescough* dislike being skinny and not weighing enough. At least I'm barely 5 feet....
Can I have your metobalism? I mean, boobs are great, but not as great as looking like a supermodel! And the starving, with the binging and purgine, it's not really working for me. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THINSPO I HANG OVER THE TOILET NOTHING WILL COME OUT!! ~punches stomach until I vomit~

YAY SKINNYNESS!

Miss_Mayhem
11-27-2006, 12:26 AM
... NO! I've been skinny and underweight my whole life and it hasn't been fun.but I am horrible at PE, have been asked if I was anorexic 3 times and worst of all ... it is impossible to find pants! Seriously, my measurements are hard to find. Size 10/12 slims are hard to find, and they usually fall low on the hips. For a year or 2 years I had to do all my shopping at this one store where everything was 60 bucks. GAH! That sucked. That's pretty much why being skinny is no fun! Be happy to have big boobs.

DarthAve
11-27-2006, 12:16 PM
...you're not aware that I'm kidding are you?

Cause I am. I mean, i'm not FAT FAT, but I'm not like stick thin. I'm like bada bing.

zelda 41
11-27-2006, 07:42 PM
Yah, same here Darth. I try to stay out of the super skinny class cause they're all like OMG I"M SKINNY HAHA TO ALL THE FAT NERDS LOL!!! Yah, so I ty not to fall into that class.............. and my mom is making me join WEIGHT WATCHERS. WEIGHT WATCHERS!!!! She thinks I put on weight.

milo
11-27-2006, 09:27 PM
... NO! I've been skinny and underweight my whole life and it hasn't been fun.but I am horrible at PE, have been asked if I was anorexic 3 times and worst of all ... it is impossible to find pants! Seriously, my measurements are hard to find. Size 10/12 slims are hard to find, and they usually fall low on the hips. For a year or 2 years I had to do all my shopping at this one store where everything was 60 bucks. GAH! That sucked. That's pretty much why being skinny is no fun! Be happy to have big boobs.
Big boobs are a plus, but you can always make up for small mammaries with a ravenous sex drive. :naughty:

Samnmax221
11-27-2006, 09:40 PM
Big boobs are a plus, but you can always make up for small mammaries with a ravenous sex drive. :naughty:
You could have asked if it was normal, but you didn't. :cry:

Davinq
11-28-2006, 12:21 AM
I refuse to talk about... *ahem* December holidays until it is December, thank you.

St. Jimmy
11-28-2006, 06:14 AM
I refuse to talk full stop. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Davinq
11-28-2006, 06:33 PM
Arg, my mum's makin' me get the... December decorations down today.

itchythesamurai
11-28-2006, 08:30 PM
Why couldn't you just say Jesus decorations like a normal person, Davinq? No need to be so politically correct on the Internet.

Samnmax221
11-28-2006, 08:38 PM
...and then Atheist Clause *erm Richard Dawkins slides down the chimney to give Microscopes and pron to all the good little nonbelievers.

itchythesamurai
11-28-2006, 08:42 PM
Hah, don't be foolish, we all know you can't have morals without religion.

Samnmax221
11-28-2006, 08:44 PM
Hah, don't be foolish, we all know you can't have morals without religion.
Jezuz is the one thing keeping me from buying a blowup doll and wiping out all the Aborigines.

itchythesamurai
11-28-2006, 08:49 PM
Jezuz is the one thing keeping me from buying a blowup doll and wiping out all the Aborigines.

I feel like those two events are connected somehow. You would give this sex toy to the Aborigine people in order to teach them to objectify women, which will, in due time, lead to dwindling numbers and the downfall of their society? Ingenious!

Samnmax221
11-28-2006, 08:53 PM
I feel like those two events are connected somehow. You would give this sex toy to the Aborigine people in order to teach them to objectify women, which will, in due time, lead to dwindling numbers and the downfall of their society? Ingenious!
No I was going to stick my harbl in it.

DarthAve
11-28-2006, 09:11 PM
I decorated my christmas tree yesterday. If I had a camera, I would so take a picture, cause it's the greatest.

Poopdogjr
11-28-2006, 09:28 PM
I tried to put a turkey on my christmas tree in an attempt to kill two birds with one stone. All I succeded in doing though was killing one bird with a tree....

St. Jimmy
11-28-2006, 10:14 PM
*chuckles* ^That was freakin' hilarious.