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Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:03 AM
Some of you may be new. Others oldbies. Other may not care. But alot has happened in LFRD over the months. Here a timeline slash milestone thread shall be placed. And it is here that old and nearly forgotten moments of LFRD lore may be put to rest. Someone's dissapearence, a wickedly awesome thread that reached a noteworthy amount of pages and such have a place here, to be archived i order to preserve our rich and colorful history ....

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-03-2006, 02:20 AM
**** SUX.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:22 AM
That doesn't really have a place ANYWHERE Jmac... You have contributed nothing to the wikitimeline ...then again neither have I.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:22 AM
Events
-Purple Squid's permenance dissaperance
-1 year of Psychic Goodness:Psychonauts 1st anniversary
-Smon is elected mod
-Mashi An'krekku leaves
-Gruducuzz leaves
-Carol of the n00bs/ The coming of many newbs unto this place. Only a few stayed as forumites
-Kiss Me:The SashaxRaz Pornfic contraversy.
-RPG hayday
-Flood of the Sasha fangirls
-Darth_Ave's dissapperance due to groundage
-Formation of the 'Psycholovas' grafitti/danceing gang.
-Darth_Ave's 10,000 post in the LFRD. (I plan on putting it here.)

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:25 AM
Well, Darth put it down rather nicely ... but the idea is i to be kinda like a wik with a little description and all. I've seen just about all of these firsthand, but I was shopping for 5 hours at the mall with an aunt and bought 2 things before I got here so I probly gotta go.

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 02:26 AM
You're still not mentioning the invasion of the people who are considered trolls everywhere else except Samandmax.net.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:27 AM
Then mention it Sam! We wanna get this stickied!

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:29 AM
Yeah, this should be stickied for memory issues.

-The christmas party where I got drunk and started hitting on Smon.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:36 AM
The Big ByeBye/ Rebirth

Over period of ... some time I guess ... RD regulars, Mashi, Pyro and Grud all gradually left LFRD. Grud stops by every now and then but in a sense they are dead *sheds tear* A month or two later a flood of newbies ... flooded and were eloquently *coughyeahrightcough* welcomed.

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:39 AM
-Halloween 05

Where Cheez, Purple, Smon, and myself were all Psychonauts characters for trick or treat.

KingCheez
12-03-2006, 02:45 AM
SO WAS I YOU GLORY-HOGGING BASTARD

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:48 AM
SO WAS I YOU GLORY-HOGGING BASTARD
I thought you just went to a dance dressed like Raz. and your girlfriend made you take off the helmet, which pretty much IS Raz. I'll edit the entry in a sec...

-The intro of Blonde Vernon, via Cheez's evil ex.

KingCheez
12-03-2006, 02:49 AM
No, I trick-or-treated as Raz (much to Psycho Nico's dismay)

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 02:54 AM
I had no idea of that. Sry bunches.

You have any events to contribute?

...8!

KingCheez
12-03-2006, 02:59 AM
Hm...

-Cheez goes psycho over that one slash artist and then feels like crap but never apologizes for fear of rejection
-worldwide pizza night
-CHEEZ AND MASHI'S ACTUALLY NOT HAPPENING AFFAIR.
-Raz Day
-We forgot Raz Day this year damnit
-Jesus is reincarnated
-A kitten launched from a trebuchet breaks the sound barrier
-l33t circus

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 03:03 AM
l33t circus must be on there.

-Psychonauts In: series
-The Awesomest Day
-Ave/Cheez on again off again war

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 03:10 AM
-I beat Psychonauts for the second time today
-Heard about calea zacatechichi from elTee
-Discussed politics with Eric
-Got called Wapanese by Jmac
-Generally cheesed Ave off

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 03:12 AM
-All the fake hitting on Ave.

...3!!!!!

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 03:16 AM
-That one time Ave was wearing a vest and dancing for old people
-All the fashion madness

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-03-2006, 03:30 AM
I drive Mashi to lesbianism
Thrik closes the epic thread in which I do this
Smon gets mod
Ave turns out to be a 13-year-old elvish being
Cheez vs. Sezza, ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
**** SUX

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 03:34 AM
-Jmac continually picks increasingly cute avatars until it destroys us all
-Jmac acts defensive around me
-Jmac converts me into a lesbian

sezza
12-03-2006, 07:55 AM
-Cheez goes psycho over that one slash artist and then feels like crap but never apologizes for fear of rejection
Just for clarification: That's me, right? I'm a dumbass, so I can't tell for sure.
If so, don't worry about it, dude. You had your reasons to be angry.

Cheez vs. Sezza, ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

w00t. Less than a week and I'm already mentioned. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Psychochaos3
12-03-2006, 08:35 AM
-The coming of the narutards

Halo_92
12-03-2006, 11:35 AM
-Dark vs Ave & Zelda & and pretty much the rest of the RD forums.
-Zombie addiction
-Ninja starts campaigning fo prez in'08

zelda 41
12-03-2006, 01:34 PM
- Ave and I fight on and off
-Dark turns to an evil bitch
- I don't even have 1,000 posts yet
- Zombies attack the forums with new threads
- Dark leaves for like, 3 months, never to be herad of again
- I make a timeline and waste like 5 minutes of my life

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 02:16 PM
Ninja Madness
On 7-06-06 the Pirates Versus Ninja thread wsa created. At first general opinion favored the pirates, but then swayed to ninjas. On 11-03-06 at the request of some people, the hterad got stickied by Smon. Talk became increasingly biased, so the Ninja Appreciation thread was created (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=171719). Later on, talks of a ninja for prez in 08 began and the Ninja for 08 thread was made (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=172654. The fictional ntity, Ninja ForPrez was created.

zelda 41
12-03-2006, 02:28 PM
-I make a new thread to tell how smart you are

Halo_92
12-03-2006, 03:17 PM
-Dark reapears and is still a little b***h

Princess_Dark
12-03-2006, 03:20 PM
-Zelda is most likely eating crap, making her even more of a fatass

Halo_92
12-03-2006, 03:22 PM
Oh you can't give me a good comeback?

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 05:57 PM
-Darth_Ave quits because she reached her goal and doesn't wanna deal with the sh*t.

zelda 41
12-03-2006, 06:15 PM
- Zelda goes emo over the fact she's like the only girl besides Mayhem left on this board because Darth leaves

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
-Zelda is most likely eating crap, making her even more of a fatass
Princess Bitch! The only other person with that call sign is my cousin, consider yourself lucky.

KingCheez
12-03-2006, 07:20 PM
Just for clarification: That's me, right? I'm a dumbass, so I can't tell for sure.
If so, don't worry about it, dude. You had your reasons to be angry.


w00t. Less than a week and I'm already mentioned. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Unless your name is Dark Silicon then no

KingCheez
12-03-2006, 07:28 PM
-Darth_Ave quits because she reached her goal and doesn't wanna deal with the sh*t.

But if you go back to real life now, you will become the postergirl for gb2/kitchen/

sezza
12-03-2006, 09:19 PM
Unless your name is Dark Silicon then no
Alright then. Excuse me for not knowing there were more slash fans you went psycho over.

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 09:25 PM
This is my thread now
http://www.daemery.com/images/04-06turkey/05-30/05-30%20Whirling%20Dervish%20P1010046%20web.JPG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Red_Green.jpg
http://www.bondnet.de/galerie/movies/bond/19twine/jones2.jpg

DarthAve
12-03-2006, 09:45 PM
-SamnMax finally lost it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-03-2006, 09:52 PM
http://www.bondnet.de/galerie/movies/bond/19twine/jones2.jpg
BEST BOND GIRL EVAR (and just in time for the holidays too!)

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 09:57 PM
BEST BOND GIRL EVAR (and just in time for the holidays too!)
Yah yu know it!

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 11:35 PM
Princess Dark (aka- B****face)
The manical and insipid little brat that descended onto LFRD to pester her ex-friend, Zelda. At first Dark acted sweet, but when Darth Ave extended out an olive branch Dark slapped it away and called Ave a 'whore'. This resulted in a forum-wide flameware between Dark and Ave with the inclusion of everybody else to a lesser extent to aid Darth and aid Zelda (who had given up before the fight began, though the support helped her pick up steam). The threads that were desicrated include the Rant Thread, The Talk About Anime You Like Thread and ended in the inaguration of the Fight Thread. Dark and Zelda said they'd fought over a boy, though the truth was that Zelda finally told her 'friend' that she was a whore for the way she treated any and all boys with an interest in her. Dark left at some point. Though it appears she is back because she has nothing else to do.

ps: Dates and links shall come in a later update.

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 11:40 PM
Princess Bitch! The only other person with that call sign is my cousin, consider yourself lucky.

You got my hopes up, can we promote her to Queen Bitch so that it's a Bowie reference?

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 11:42 PM
David Bowie scares me
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Ziggystardust.jpg
Probably the only thing I'm scared of.

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 11:44 PM
{Snip}

GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?

itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 11:47 PM
GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?

Don't diss Ziggy Stardust, he is the sex.

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 11:48 PM
GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?
David Bowie

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itchythesamurai
12-03-2006, 11:54 PM
David Bowie

Omikron sucked! Ad infinitum

Granted, but his music most certainly does not. This song (that was incidentally in the game) always tears me up, worse than Elton John's sad stuff even. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3_yavKIvxQ)

Miss_Mayhem
12-03-2006, 11:57 PM
A boy? I thought she/he was a GIRL.

Samnmax221
12-03-2006, 11:57 PM
Granted, but his music most certainly does not. This song (that was incidentally in the game) always tears me up, worse than Elton John's sad stuff even. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3_yavKIvxQ)
You made everybody sad, me fix. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ve9AFbwG0X0)

DarthAve
12-04-2006, 05:55 PM
Princess Dark (aka- B****face)
The manical and insipid little brat that descended onto LFRD to pester her ex-friend, Zelda. At first Dark acted sweet, but when Darth Ave extended out an olive branch Dark slapped it away and called Ave a 'whore'. This resulted in a forum-wide flameware between Dark and Ave with the inclusion of everybody else to a lesser extent to aid Darth and aid Zelda (who had given up before the fight began, though the support helped her pick up steam). The threads that were desicrated include the Rant Thread, The Talk About Anime You Like Thread and ended in the inaguration of the Fight Thread. Dark and Zelda said they'd fought over a boy, though the truth was that Zelda finally told her 'friend' that she was a whore for the way she treated any and all boys with an interest in her. Dark left at some point. Though it appears she is back because she has nothing else to do.

ps: Dates and links shall come in a later update. Than, late one night. Darth had enough and PM'd Thrik about Dark's evilness. He showed interest in this devil spawn and asked for proof of the evilness. Ave included the links to the entire war, the reason why the fight had come, her vendetta thread, and why I retalliated so badly. Thrik saw it was bad enough, and Princess_Dark was banned from lucasforums. Than we had a parade like at the end of star wars episode 1 with guggans and jedi, and Halo took the glowing ball thing from Ave and yelled 'PEACE!' Than the credits rolled and we lived a happy ending.

zelda 41
12-04-2006, 06:29 PM
Princess Dark (aka- B****face)
Dark and Zelda said they'd fought over a boy, though the truth was that Zelda finally told her 'friend' that she was a whore for the way she treated any and all boys with an interest in her.


Ummm, how did you find out about that? I thought I only told Halo cause he wanted to know?

DarthAve
12-04-2006, 06:42 PM
Ummm, how did you find out about that? I thought I only told Halo cause he wanted to know?
..UMM...

Bitchface told us. (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2160606#post2160606)

Davinq
12-04-2006, 08:07 PM
I think the whole month of June should be put into this timeline, because it's the same date a bunch of us joined:

Myself
Mayhem
Halo
Someone
Someone else
Etc.

Miss_Mayhem
12-05-2006, 06:51 PM
Darth's 'Death'
-Date unknown
One day, Darth Ave simply stopped posting. Her custom title read 'dead'. This spurred some controversy and Smon started a 'Darth Ave: Dead?' thread concerning her departure. Many thoeries were raised, most ridiculous, a few in the realm of possibility. At last, Darth came back and admitted to being in a crummy mood and simply being fed up with LFRD and didn't feel like posting. Something along the lines. In turn, another thread of unknown name was posted about her return.

DarthAve
12-05-2006, 07:29 PM
That thread would be the 'welcomebackave thread' from Das mole. :D how do I remember this stuff?

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-05-2006, 07:29 PM
-Cheez gets married
-I go the the ceremony and make gay jokes

Miss_Mayhem
12-05-2006, 07:33 PM
Oh p'sha, I'll add that later. The Magical Pairing Quiz was where it was at, right? Right.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-05-2006, 07:35 PM
Change of plans: since I'm in Massachusetts, Cheez is coming here to get married in my shed.

Miss_Mayhem
12-05-2006, 07:38 PM
How romantic.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-05-2006, 07:41 PM
How romantic.
I haven't mowed the lawn in years so there's no gasoline in there that would make it smell like gas so it will work out a-okay.

KingCheez
12-05-2006, 07:42 PM
our honeymoon will be to the town in re4

Miss_Mayhem
12-05-2006, 07:48 PM
Oh, but of course! Spain, especially the rural areas marked off my animal skull crossbones are especially scenic. And it definitely doesn't look like Tijuana barfed all over it and gave it all their used things.

DarthAve
12-05-2006, 08:40 PM
Don't come to Ohio or your honeymoon. THIS STATE SUCKS!

Psychochaos3
12-07-2006, 06:13 PM
our honeymoon will be to the town in re4
Watch for the bastard who sells the 30,000 peseta rocket launcher and give a knife slice for me.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 12:15 AM
You'd think you could kill and loot him but you cant.

Psychochaos3
12-08-2006, 03:05 PM
You'd think you could kill and loot him but you cant.
You'd also think you could get some cash from Ashley. She is the Presidents daughter after all.

Me:*Points shotgun at Ashley* Now, I need some cash for that rocket or we both get killed by the giant ogre thingie.
Ashley:*Crouches down*
Me: Bitch*Shoots Ashley*

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 03:21 PM
I wish I understood what you were talking about.

Davinq
12-08-2006, 05:57 PM
I wish I could get 1,000 posts today. In the next 10 minutes.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 09:31 PM
I suppose I should link you to a pic of Leon (AKA: videogame hawtness), but later. Only 4 more posts...

Davinq
12-08-2006, 09:36 PM
December 8th, 2006: Davinq and Miss_Mayhem both reach the 1,000th post mark.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 09:38 PM
Aw, thanks Dav *glomps*

just ... a post more!

Davinq
12-08-2006, 09:57 PM
Need help finding a good subtitle... suggestions?

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 10:14 PM
I'm thinking of ... Dangerously Devious Darling OR Forum Raider OR Licenced to Kill.

DarthAve
01-14-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm bringing this back, cause it shold get stickied.

-DarthxPoopdog almost wed.
-EVERYONE WANTS TO MARRY MEEEE
-Smon disappeared. I miss him.
-Dark may be returning.

zelda 41
01-14-2007, 03:44 PM
Oooo

-Zelda adimits she likes somone online
-Maggie ruins my life, along with Zach
-Friday was the BEST DAY EVER!!!! (check livejournal)

itchythesamurai
01-14-2007, 04:08 PM
-I become Jmac's apprentice
-And get mod status over at the illustrious Sam & Max board

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-14-2007, 04:11 PM
Oh wow you must be proud you are a moderator on the internet now itchy i bet all the bitches want you now.

"hey bb i moderate an internet florum do u want 2 make sex"
"o yah i like a man with power lets go 2 the bathroom and make it in an empty stall"

itchythesamurai
01-14-2007, 04:23 PM
Yeah, I was expecting that too, but when I try telling girls they are just like "What is Sam & Max...?" and I don't get anywhere.

turtlefreak
01-14-2007, 06:45 PM
B!tch Face is coming back?

Poopdogjr
01-14-2007, 06:48 PM
That time I almost became an internet deviant...

Samnmax221
01-14-2007, 06:55 PM
Yeah, I was expecting that too, but when I try telling girls they are just like "What is Sam & Max...?" and I don't get anywhere.
I was going to tell Metallus how hurt I was not being picked to be a Moderator and all, then he put the ball gag back in my mouth. I should really try to find that article, it was almost done.

DarthAve
01-14-2007, 06:56 PM
B!tch Face is coming back?
You can say bitch. ass too. you just can't say f*ck or sh*t.

Although ElTee likes to say f*ck a lot.

Samnmax221
01-14-2007, 06:58 PM
No, I lik to Fock a lot.

itchythesamurai
01-14-2007, 11:49 PM
Personally, I don't take too many trips downtown.

Halo_92
01-15-2007, 12:10 PM
TO each his own.

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 01:31 PM
But how does elTee get away with it? And is bitch face really coming back?

Davinq
01-15-2007, 01:42 PM
B!tch Face is coming back?

What? Quick! Make another RP thread, so we can kill her gruesomely and horribly again!

DarthAve
01-15-2007, 01:44 PM
But how does elTee get away with it? And is bitch face really coming back?
Eltee=moderator

The return of bitchface - hope so! I created a master plan to scare her away for good.

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 01:47 PM
Oooooh *_* I'm interested now! Me wanna be a part of this! She's gonna have noobs chewing on her ass too!

DarthAve
01-15-2007, 01:49 PM
The master plan is only known by me, zelda, and hackers who can get into my account and read my PM's.

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 01:53 PM
Nice. *looks over sholder* there are hackers out there?

itchythesamurai
01-15-2007, 02:04 PM
The master plan is only known by me, zelda, and hackers who can get into my account and read my PM's.

Does it involve me relentlessly hitting on her?

Miss_Mayhem
01-15-2007, 04:29 PM
Darth_Ave/Ross (aka Poopdog) Drama
Simply put, Darth and Ross nearly get e-married (in the Scars thread). The plans were in progress, however it came to the attention that Ross was probably older than Darth. When someone asked his age, Ross responded by calling the marriage off. Apperantly being an internet pedophile was unfathomable to Ross, and while being a fugitive on the run would be interesting, he noted, it wasn't a path he was willing to take. In turn, Darth was devastated and became depressed. The girls on RD attempted to console her and offered her other possible suitors (St. Jimmy, Smon, Halo, Das Mole, and Davinq). She refused and is currently still upset about the entire affair.

As of now, Bitchface's return is still only a rumour. While some plans to scar her for life and scare her away would be helpful, an RP or something like that isn't neccesary until she makes herself public. She is really only amusing, not much of a threat at all. And Turtlefreak! just 1 more post then you are no longer a newbie!

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 05:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHA This is IT! *does no-longer-noob-victory-dance* Yay! *balloons fall from celing* No one can call me a noob any more! WHEEEEE!

Miss_Mayhem
01-15-2007, 07:33 PM
Congrats, TurtleFreak. Yeesh, it's real hard to shorten your name, just like poopdog, er ... Ross.

DarthAve
01-15-2007, 08:03 PM
Does it involve me relentlessly hitting on her?
No, althogu that would help.

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 09:23 PM
Hmmm... call me... Bob. OKAY! From now on you must refer to me as Bob other wise you'll get the cold shoulder. GOT IT! Okay!

DarthAve
01-15-2007, 10:03 PM
Can't I call you Elia?

You can be all 'JOOSE! XD!'

turtlefreak
01-15-2007, 10:16 PM
Ehh. What ever works. I can care less. As long as it's not something fruity.

Poopdogjr
01-16-2007, 11:33 AM
So, now I'm almost a pedo then? Damn, now I have a rap sheet.
Why would that other girl come back anyways? We all hated her and she knew it.

Halo_92
01-16-2007, 12:04 PM
How about turtle?

Miss_Mayhem
01-16-2007, 07:40 PM
How 'bout Freak?

zelda 41
01-16-2007, 07:56 PM
[QUOTE=Miss_Mayhem]Darth_Ave/Ross (aka Poopdog) Drama
Simply put, Darth and Ross nearly get e-married (in the Scars thread). The plans were in progress, however it came to the attention that Ross was probably older than Darth. QUOTE]

Wait, isn't PoopDog like 20?

turtlefreak
01-16-2007, 08:47 PM
Hmmm. Either one of those names sounds good to mee.

Miss_Mayhem
01-16-2007, 10:35 PM
Your name is now Lexington -> Lex! And Ross? How old are you really? You've mentioned owning a store, bookstore from the sound of it, more than twice. You have to be at least 21 (here in SoCal anyway) to own property. But whatever ... how old are you???

itchythesamurai
01-17-2007, 12:23 AM
Too old to be going by poopdog, I bet.

Poopdogjr
01-17-2007, 12:31 AM
Poopdog is a legitimate handle for anyone. I know tons of hardcore truckers who go by it. And these mofos ate tough. And by truckers I mean middle-schoolers, and by tough I mean they get wedgies. I am 21 years young and we own a Resturant and Ice Cream shop. But I currently work at a bookstore to get away for a while.

Now that my info is out there for potential stalkers/clones/pirates to get me, why doesn't everyone do a little bio here? That way I won't be alone here in the great abyss. Plus, it will help when the time comes for us to all behead one another. Becasue in the end, there can be only one.

Miss_Mayhem
01-17-2007, 12:35 AM
21? That's not so old, perhaps old by RD standards, pops ... you almost emarried Darth! It's both morbid and insanely hilarious at once. Can you give me fre ice-cream? Pretty please?

Poopdogjr
01-17-2007, 12:55 AM
If your ever in Connecticut and I'm working, I'll hook you up.

Halo_92
01-17-2007, 10:46 AM
I think turtle is good for now.
Just until we find a better one.

zelda 41
01-17-2007, 07:46 PM
-Zelda makes new RP that will probly suck.

Davinq
01-17-2007, 07:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHA This is IT! *does no-longer-noob-victory-dance* Yay! *balloons fall from celing* No one can call me a noob any more! WHEEEEE!

We can call you 'average' or 'registered' then. Only once you cap 1,000 will we consider you an LFRD veteran! :)

Btw that'll take a couple months. But yeah, welcome, you're one of us.

Das Mole
01-18-2007, 05:22 PM
- Das takes a month and a half to finally realize this thread exists

turtlefreak
01-19-2007, 11:12 PM
I like Lexington. They started a whole big thing @ school why they mutated my last name (Luxton) and turned it into something horrible. Lexington kinda' stuck and now that's what I am. So what ever floats you boat and as long as I know that you're reffering to me. But i like the sound of Lexington :)

DarthAve
01-19-2007, 11:31 PM
Luxton = rad last name.

YOu're totally awesome!

Miss_Mayhem
01-19-2007, 11:45 PM
'Kay Lex! At least you're on more often, and huzza, you is not being e-rejected! That's the worst type there is.

Davinq
01-19-2007, 11:47 PM
e-rejection is the main source of emo-ness at my school. Terrifying concept, I know. :(

DarthAve
01-19-2007, 11:50 PM
My internet fiance e-rejected me. But I'm not emo!

I mean, I am getting $100 for my report card! xDDD

Miss_Mayhem
01-19-2007, 11:56 PM
E-rejection the cause of emoness? Ouch, they should be more like Darth here.

DarthAve
01-20-2007, 12:02 AM
The protection from the emoness is all in having money to spend.

Right after I got e-rejected, I bought my $75 perfume. And it makes me so happy, I've gotten a lot of compliments on it.

Miss_Mayhem
01-20-2007, 12:07 AM
Perfumes? Fancy! I like those Bath and Bodyworks bodysprays I get them for free from my Gramma who works at a place wher they put them into those little basket collections.

zelda 41
01-20-2007, 10:04 AM
Ooooo, I luv their bodyspray. That apple kind smells soooooooo good.

Poopdogjr
01-20-2007, 12:06 PM
I actually have no sense of smell or taste, so perfumes and such don't do jack for me.

DarthAve
01-20-2007, 01:26 PM
I luv the body sprays there. I've got Japanese Cherry Blossom, and Winter Candy Apple. They make me so happy.

KingCheez
01-20-2007, 03:11 PM
1,666th post ****!!!!

itchythesamurai
01-20-2007, 04:29 PM
Quick Cheez, post again so that you can break the heretical cycle of doom!

Mashi An'krekku
01-20-2007, 06:14 PM
Here's a milestone for ya:
THIS TIMELINE THREAD HAS REACHED THE PINNACLE OF SUCKAGE.

Oh! And I came back.

Miss_Mayhem
01-20-2007, 06:19 PM
'Sup Mashi? You is returned, I see.

Mashi An'krekku
01-20-2007, 06:25 PM
Shure have.
sdkfjsjf;sakdfsfkjdk ohgodi'msobored.

zelda 41
01-20-2007, 07:27 PM
-my rp reaches 3 pages. wow, i thought it stop at 1

DarthAve
01-20-2007, 07:29 PM
MASHI BACK YAY!

I wish Mel would come here. Mel would be like, "So...X-Files anybody?"

Miss_Mayhem
01-20-2007, 11:45 PM
Talking about teh rp ... what I've liked about all the RP's we've had here is that they've all ended one way or another. In the anti-tim we all awoke just to think that the events were a dream; in the zombies attack! rp we all died and in reality, it was just a crummy movie we had invested in a fat guy named greg didn't like. Should the boardingschool rp end with the end of yeear/ semester when our parents come to pick us up? The end is somewhat obvious yet easy - we all say goodbye and drive away ... doesn't sound too eventful but it's a good way to end it.

DarthAve
01-20-2007, 11:54 PM
Talking about teh rp ... what I've liked about all the RP's we've had here is that they've all ended one way or another. In the anti-tim we all awoke just to think that the events were a dream; in the zombies attack! rp we all died and in reality, it was just a crummy movie we had invested in a fat guy named greg didn't like. Should the boardingschool rp end with the end of yeear/ semester when our parents come to pick us up? The end is somewhat obvious yet easy - we all say goodbye and drive away ... doesn't sound too eventful but it's a good way to end it.
That sounds like the end of Another RPG. Except they were at WR, we're at a boarding school.

Let's end it better. Like the school explodes or somthing.

Miss_Mayhem
01-20-2007, 11:55 PM
Okay .... I guess ... or the avian birdflue can kill us all!

itchythesamurai
01-20-2007, 11:59 PM
Ninja invasion and we all make a last ditch effort to stave them off to no avail!

Miss_Mayhem
01-21-2007, 12:02 AM
But that would mean killing them, and we love ninjas ... how 'bout an alien invasion?

Poopdogjr
01-21-2007, 12:19 AM
Can there be unicorns?

Miss_Mayhem
01-21-2007, 12:21 AM
Why not?

itchythesamurai
01-21-2007, 12:22 AM
Ninja unicorns...from outer space?!

Poopdogjr
01-21-2007, 12:26 AM
...................seriously I love this idea. I have to run with it...................ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!

itchythesamurai
01-21-2007, 12:29 AM
Careful with running in banks, don't want to freak out a trigger-happy guard or anything.

Poopdogjr
01-21-2007, 12:31 AM
I was thinking of going to the blood bank. To deposit blood, and pick up my laundry at the blood cleaners.

P.S. Steven Segal once had a super serious line in one of his movies where he goes
" Oh, I'll take you to the bank.........THE BLOOD BANK!"

So i can't really take 100% credit for that badassness. But I do anyways.

itchythesamurai
01-21-2007, 12:35 AM
He also killed a guy in a movie with only one kick to the pants.

turtlefreak
01-21-2007, 12:40 PM
We can do unicorns from outer space with ninja stars and super stealthy moves. and turtles. gotta have them. otherwise the whole story is point less! POINTLESS I TELLS YOU! *splodes*

Psychochaos3
01-21-2007, 02:25 PM
robot coyboys riding ninja turticorns from outerspace invade the planet at the end of the school year. causing the basis of the next RP.

turtlefreak
01-21-2007, 02:34 PM
nice! I vote for that ending!

Miss_Mayhem
01-21-2007, 02:59 PM
I <3 it too. I vote for it! *votes*

turtlefreak
01-21-2007, 03:07 PM
So there's a part II? Ooooh! RD Boarding school Part II: Attack of the Freaks. Dark can be the queen of Bitches in that one!

Miss_Mayhem
01-21-2007, 03:10 PM
Perhaps. We just need an approporate ending to keep up the winning streak, and in order for a possible revival, though a different RP may be in place by that time. Who knows, we dont rp very much.

turtlefreak
01-21-2007, 03:27 PM
So how many RPs have there been?

Miss_Mayhem
01-21-2007, 03:42 PM
...3 I think. The Anti-Tim rp was the best. It was so offbeat and crazy - I got mauled by bears in it.

turtlefreak
01-21-2007, 03:49 PM
Cool. I wonder how this one will turn out.

zelda 41
01-21-2007, 07:09 PM
Wow. 3 days and 5 pages. I luff my rp!! ^^

DarthAve
01-21-2007, 07:33 PM
...3 I think. The Anti-Tim rp was the best. It was so offbeat and crazy - I got mauled by bears in it.
There's been more than 3. Allow me to list...

-New RPG
-Another RPG
-Another Awesome Year at WR RPG
-Off Topic RPG
-Zombies Attack! RPG
-Boarding School RPG
-Anti Tim RPG

There was another one, I forget though. I know my character was named Elektra and that's about it. Purple Squid was in it for some time too.

Miss_Mayhem
01-22-2007, 12:18 AM
My favorite was still the Anti-Tim RP, followed by tthe Zombies Attack! RP. We should have somereally wild and crazy and zany and offtopic and insane event happen in the boardingschool RP though, before it turns into an angsty teen drama type of thing.

DarthAve
01-22-2007, 04:26 PM
We're already having Zany fun!

Don't you remember "FEEL MY PIMP HAND!"?

Psychochaos3
01-22-2007, 04:36 PM
We're already having Zany fun!

Don't you remember "FEEL MY PIMP HAND!"?
Don't forget the Dark Flag.

DarthAve
01-22-2007, 04:38 PM
Don't forget the Dark Flag.
And the DANCE TODAY??

itchythesamurai
01-22-2007, 05:11 PM
There better be a healthy amount of DANCE MAGIC (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9U9SvjvBhOU)!

Poopdogjr
01-22-2007, 10:55 PM
Is there any other kind of magic? If so, I don't want to know of it's existence. Please destroy it in any, and all of its forms. Thank-you.

Miss_Mayhem
01-22-2007, 10:58 PM
We should end it with radioactive monkeys crashing through the windows and chewing up some students =)

Poopdogjr
01-22-2007, 11:05 PM
LoL. I like where this is going!

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 03:38 PM
I still vote Dark puts a bomb, holds everyone hostage, than all the gang stops Dark and get's out but the school still explodes.

Poopdogjr
01-24-2007, 05:10 PM
I like schools exploding as well. This is shaping up to be awesome.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Can Dark explode with the school???

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 05:54 PM
Oh coarse. That's where I plan on....

killing off Luke! D:

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 06:02 PM
What?!? Why would you do that?

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 06:07 PM
...jk much?

Ave + Luke = luv foreverrrr.

It's stronger than Marcelia.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 06:12 PM
Ohhh.

Speaking of Marcel, I could maybe get him to read your song....

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 06:14 PM
DUDE! Go to his myspace, and tell him to get a livejournal because I want to talk to him. Tell him it's the gold mine for Marcel fans.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 07:36 PM
Im a Marcel fan but I would not kiss him all over his face.
Which is a good thing.

but I would ask him how he got his hair to stand that way.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 07:46 PM
Im a Marcel fan but I would not kiss him all over his face.
Which is a good thing.

but I would ask him how he got his hair to stand that way.
I would kiss him all over his face, and sing Marcelishious while doing the Immunity dance.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 07:47 PM
- Halo makes a thread complimenting all of the threads in the past and their contents.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:04 PM
-The "I just want to make this clear" thread fad.

Miss_Mayhem
01-24-2007, 09:59 PM
Yeah... how the hell did that happen? It means a mass death ofr other thread D:

Poopdogjr
01-25-2007, 01:12 AM
It was my evil plan come to fruitation.

zelda 41
01-25-2007, 06:42 PM
- Zelda finds Voltaire's Myspace and talks to him. Her life is complete.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8202636

Samnmax221
01-25-2007, 07:16 PM
http://www.filosofico.net/voltaire.jpg
???

zelda 41
01-25-2007, 07:31 PM
>.< STOP doing that!!! You know who it is!!

DarthAve
01-25-2007, 07:37 PM
I wish Marcel had a LJ. I would comment him all the time.

zelda 41
01-25-2007, 07:45 PM
*sigh* I wish voltaire had a LJ. then i'd comment on both of them

itchythesamurai
01-25-2007, 11:58 PM
Zel, you should add Foetus as your friend! He's my fave and super cute. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3753138&MyToken=d6818c80-f93b-4abb-b9bb-7e3a50336442)

zelda 41
01-26-2007, 05:21 PM
.............

no

Psychochaos3
01-26-2007, 06:07 PM
I have an ending for the rpg that will please as many people as possible.

An large group of robot cowboys riding ninja unicorns with giant pet disco turtles invade with an army of radioactive pirate zombie monkeys being lead by Dark who attempts to blow up the school, but is thrown into the hordes who then takes control and causes the destruction of humanity except for a few survivors, but Janitor finds a secret way to save the characters by making a barrier around the school trapping everyone who hasn't left (ourselves and a few staff) but sealing out the freak army for 3 years with a barrier.

3 years later a new RPG starts where the barrier wheres off and everyone tries to find a way to eradicate the invaders.

zelda 41
01-26-2007, 06:22 PM
hmmmmm.......can voltaire be trapped with us?

DarthAve
01-26-2007, 06:24 PM
THAT IS COMPLEATLY INSANE!

I don't like it.

zelda 41
01-26-2007, 06:34 PM
Hmmmmm.....

I got it! What if someone tried to clone Marcel and Voltaire's sexiness, but they kept cloneing and cloneing till there was an army of Marcels and Voltaires. Then Dark leads the hawtness and cockyness of them and they go crazy and try to kill us.

Then Marcel makes an awesome dish that swoos the crowd and Voltaire sings an awesome song and the world is at peace again. The end.

DarthAve
01-26-2007, 06:48 PM
No.

Marcel is one man(thatbelongsinmybed), one lone man.

Miss_Mayhem
01-26-2007, 09:25 PM
How bout the Anti-tim brings over a legion of radioactive monkeys that tear down Cedar Hights?

itchythesamurai
01-26-2007, 09:33 PM
http://www.foetus.org/nupix/posed/jgt_image6.jpg

Zel, I'm not going to rest until you admit that J.G. Thirlwell is man-pretty.

DarthAve
01-26-2007, 10:04 PM
How bout the Anti-tim brings over a legion of radioactive monkeys that tear down Cedar Hights?
How bout we just let the school year end?

and Dark gets AIDS or somthing. Than we all sing a song while wearing stuff from the gap's (product)red line to benefit AIDS charity's in Africa!

Miss_Mayhem
01-26-2007, 10:09 PM
I wanted the school year to just end too, but the others didn't like it ;_;

DarthAve
01-26-2007, 10:20 PM
LET'S JUST GIVE DARK A DISEASE.

A FLESH EATING ONE... Yesss.

Samnmax221
01-26-2007, 10:22 PM
and Dark gets AIDS or somthing. Than we all sing a song while wearing stuff from the gap's (product)red line to benefit AIDS charity's in Africa!
Nonsense, we'll hunt Dark down and put her out of her misery. Then I'm going to hang her head on my wall.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41071000/jpg/_41071198_kipling_apbody.jpg

DarthAve
01-26-2007, 10:36 PM
How bout a school wide reanactment of the Salem Witch Trials.

Darth-SHE'S A WITCH!
Dark-WTF are yo-- ~hang'd~

zelda 41
01-27-2007, 03:02 AM
lol, i like that one, but how about the year just ends and we stay at the school all summer?

Miss_Mayhem
01-28-2007, 05:38 PM
We couldnt stay at the school all Summer. How bout the year ends, but not before some Salem Witch trials?

Samnmax221
01-28-2007, 05:45 PM
Arthur Miller had no cock.