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DarthAve
12-05-2006, 11:37 PM
This is where we provide our insite on some of the worlds mysteries? I'll start.

Why are there SO (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6FUOn-CRQuA) MANY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJsM3j_7ik) VIDEOS (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KpeC2EpZbm4) of stills dubbed to that gay song Unfaithful?

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-05-2006, 11:38 PM
They're called attention whores. Welcome to the internet.

milo
12-06-2006, 12:10 AM
This is where we provide our insite on some of the worlds mysteries? I'll start.

Why are there SO (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6FUOn-CRQuA) MANY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJsM3j_7ik) VIDEOS (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KpeC2EpZbm4) of stills dubbed to that gay song Unfaithful?
Pfft, weeeeaaaak. The amount of vids set to that song is pitiful when compared to the amount of narufag amv's set to Linkin Park or Evanesence. Check it.

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=naruto+linkin+park&search=Search

4,302 mother****ing results.

****!

Davinq
12-06-2006, 12:28 AM
Try any Star Wars parody. You'll get at least 10 people posting the same video.

Especially of Ryan Wieber's lightsaber duels.

St. Jimmy
12-06-2006, 04:48 AM
Yeah, and why don't marching bands ever play the Imperial March? I'M SICK OF MARCHING TO THE SAME OLD SONGS!

Smon
12-06-2006, 11:43 AM
Why did your brain fall out? (www.eviltrailmix.com/Logan Whitehurst - Your Brain Fell Out.mp3)

DarthAve
12-06-2006, 04:30 PM
Yeah, and why don't marching bands ever play the Imperial March? I'M SICK OF MARCHING TO THE SAME OLD SONGS!
Or band this year played Imperial March. They played a lot of cool songs like...

George
Surfin USA
Thriller
Phantom of the Opera
Frankenstine theme
and a bunch more!

Das Mole
12-06-2006, 07:42 PM
we played

pirates of the caribbean
king kong
star wars

for our halftime show this year. it was pretty sweet. and for just other songs that we play, there was...

holiday - green day
seven nation army - the white stripes
rebel yell
school's out

and others. we had good music this year. unlike last year, where stupid west side story was the halftime and the only good song we had was "you dropped a bomb on me". ugh

zelda 41
12-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Uh, we had our band last year do star wars, surfin usa, and eye of the tiger

DarthAve
12-06-2006, 08:05 PM
I'm turning into one of those crazy band roadies. Who isn't actually in the band, but hangs out by them during the game, and stands at the 50 yard line during half time holding up a sign that says "PHSMB is bringin SEXYBACK!"

Hopefully, I'll make flagline. Or if not, I can break from the chains of the oppressive cheermongers and go dance with the band. I swear, Mascoting has it's ups and downs.

Upsides
You can get away with the gayest dance moves, because you're in a costume.
Low risk of injury
Sure, quite a bit of people can say their on the basketball team, but how many can say "Oh, I'm the mascot."?
You apparently can letter in it.
You can be fat, and nobody will ever know.
Randomly busting out into dance, like sombody in a musical.
The pimp gloves with 4 fingers
People always ask for hugs or high fives, cause that's how you roll.
You're on all the t-shirts and sports stuff
you get to ride in the homeconing parade, and escort the homecoming queens.
It counts as athletics, so I don't have to do golf!
Must always remain anoymous. Like a pimp superhero who kicks and dances to Born to Run.

Downsides
Children hang off you.
You're pretty much a cheerleader's mutant sister in an animal costume.
Not really beain allowed to roam around, because you have to cheer and stuff.
That costume can get HOT.
You can never make the winning pass, or goal.
You'll probably get the finger a lot from fans of the opposing team
What's so great about going out with a mascot?
That head can be very hard to keep on
Must always remain anoymous. Like batman. That's cool, I'm putting that up there as an upside.

Davinq
12-06-2006, 08:25 PM
"PHSMB is bringin SEXYBACK!"
Rofl. I just bought that song! XD

DarthAve
12-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Rofl. I just bought that song! XD
roftl, THAT SIGN IT 2 MONTHS OLD!

Miss_Mayhem
12-06-2006, 11:10 PM
There seem to be far too many upsides to really turn down a Mascot offer. But my school has no spirit. No pep. No one has ever attended a game that I know of, our school has never bothered to host a game that I know of, and most people are unaware that it's soccer or football season in the district at all when the time rolls around. The cheerleaders dont go to any out of home games, and we host so few games here (pep-rallies really) that they never practice and thus, dont know the choreography and thus, suck. Not to mention that some are kinda fat ... And since our masco changes every year, the school doesn't bother spending the money for a suit.

milo
12-06-2006, 11:16 PM
I don't mean to sound condescending but you buy music.
bwhahahahahahahahahaha......!
That is so cute.
Haha. He probably buys all his anime too.

Samnmax221
12-06-2006, 11:25 PM
Haha. He probably buys all his anime too.
Anime is just an excuse to touch yourself, you won't be hearing from till I'm legally 18.

St. Jimmy
12-07-2006, 04:30 AM
I buy music all the time. Got some today in fact.

Davinq
12-07-2006, 06:48 PM
Would you rather be raped to death or beaten to death?

Psychochaos3
12-07-2006, 07:16 PM
Pfft, weeeeaaaak. The amount of vids set to that song is pitiful when compared to the amount of narufag amv's set to Linkin Park or Evanesence. Check it.

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=naruto+linkin+park&search=Search

4,302 mother****ing results.

****!
Making Naruto-linkin park amvs is the second way emos express themselves. You all know the first: bad poetry.

itchythesamurai
12-07-2006, 07:26 PM
Would you rather be raped to death or beaten to death?

Depends on who would be raping me, and whether or not I would eventually be able to get into it.

DarthAve
12-07-2006, 08:38 PM
Depends on who would be raping me, and whether or not I would eventually be able to get into it.
Michael Jackson, than Bill O'Riley.

St. Jimmy
12-07-2006, 10:30 PM
How long does the beating take?

Davinq
12-08-2006, 12:23 AM
As long as the raping.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 12:58 AM
I imagine there is bad emo poetry in the background too ...

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 01:07 AM
Heh, I had a teacher whose husband had been to prison, and she told us a story about how he knew a guy who was only in there for one day. He was raped so violently and so much that his intestines literally turned to mush and just oozed out of his rectum.

That said, I think I'll go with beating.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 01:13 AM
Oh! Here's one ... how long should one keep an avatar? You wanna keep it up long enough to be recognized, but not too long it gets old. You also dont wanna change it every few days, then you're an avvy-whore.

St. Jimmy
12-08-2006, 01:46 AM
I change my avatar as often as I change my socks.





Every few months.

Samnmax221
12-08-2006, 01:54 AM
Heh, I had a teacher whose husband had been to prison, and she told us a story about how he knew a guy who was only in there for one day. He was raped so violently and so much that his intestines literally turned to mush and just oozed out of his rectum.
I had a teacher who taught at a SUPERMAX for a while, had to do it from behind Plexiglas (Which came in handy when one of the inmates threw a desk at him). Best teacher in the School as far as I'm concerned, I've got 2nd semester English with him.

Davinq
12-08-2006, 07:19 PM
I had a lesbo teacher once. She was really mean.

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 09:12 PM
My language arts teacher was almost killed by rabid sabertooth cows. XP

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 09:21 PM
I had a teacher who taught at a SUPERMAX for a while, had to do it from behind Plexiglas (Which came in handy when one of the inmates threw a desk at him). Best teacher in the School as far as I'm concerned, I've got 2nd semester English with him.

Next semester will be the only out of twenty-six where I've had a majority of my teachers be dudes. It's scientifically proven that you learn better from members of the same sex. Looking forward to a more manly education in college, woo!

zelda 41
12-08-2006, 09:25 PM
My language arts teacher is like 30, and is an ex- cheerleader who acts preppy and snobby. She's so b****y and perky, it's scary.

And this other wierd, but hot teacher is like 25 and he dresses like a high school jock, always wearing friggin baggy clothes, and his shirts and hoddies down to his knees.

Great influances these days

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 09:33 PM
Nother unanswered question...

If Psychonauts had stuch to the plan of being an xbox only release, who wouldn't be here today? I would still,

"I HAVE A CAR!"
"YOU HAVE A CAR?"
"NO IT IS ACTUALLY A BOX. AN XBOX."
"THATS BIG!"
"LOL"
TEH END.

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 09:40 PM
I'd still be here. Poor, poor RD.

Davinq
12-08-2006, 09:53 PM
I have an unanswered question. I want to hear everyone's take on this.

Ahem... do you think love is merely a hormone crafted by the human body that consumes them with the overwhelming instinct to reproduce?

edit: my next post is my 1,000th!

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 09:58 PM
I think love is when you see someone and you just get that thing inside of you that says "I want to have your babies and sleep in the same bed as you." It's not a hormone, probably more of an....instinct.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 10:15 PM
... I'll commit to an avatar for at least a month ...

And only male teachers? All I've had up till recently were women. As for that love thing ... I think that love was a nonexistant emotion up until it was in humanities best interest to feel a bond with the people they would have to endure living life with. IMO, love was originally a very primal emotion who's purpose was to keep humans together. Cuz face it, as a species compared to sharks or bears, we're pathetic. We only persevered with both numbers and ingenuity. Now a days we've really gone off a tangent of any original purpose (coughcontinuationofthespeciescough) seeing as people try to stave off childbirth for as long as possible and our main interests aren't in keeping the species alive. It's quite possible that there would be too many humans on the planet. Love is a byproduct of those early days that carried over to the modern day, and we've put more meaning behind the chemical reactions in our brains.

Davinq
12-08-2006, 10:38 PM
Almost to 1,000 posts Mayhem, keep it up!

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 10:41 PM
OMG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!

1000 posts, people!!! WOOT!!!

Davinq
12-08-2006, 10:52 PM
HOORAY!!!

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 11:16 PM
big fonts = awesome

St. Jimmy
12-09-2006, 02:47 AM
@ Ave: Eww... Is that how you feel about Hot Gym Guy?

Halo_92
12-09-2006, 03:22 AM
maybe I do, f**ktard.

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 12:02 PM
@ Ave: Eww... Is that how you feel about Hot Gym Guy?
The first part no. Childbirth scares me.

the sleep in the same bed? YES, but have nothing happen. I'm pro abstinence.

Davinq
12-09-2006, 02:10 PM
Hi5 Ave!

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 02:28 PM
~hi5~

I wish I had a pic of him. there are a few bad pics of hot choir kid on the band website, but he's in his dracula costume.

Halo_92
12-09-2006, 02:29 PM
What the heck are you talking about?

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 01:30 PM
She's talking about having babies with some guy she wants to go triple X with.


:p
~headsmack~ NO SECKS FOR AVE TILL THERE'S A WEDDING

abstinence bro. And Childbirth... HELL NO!

alliespixie
12-10-2006, 01:49 PM
well it is nice to know that you'll wait until then

zelda 41
12-10-2006, 01:57 PM
Whoh, Alliespixie. Oh Darth ain't gonna be too happy.

alliespixie
12-10-2006, 02:01 PM
wait she told me to come on here

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 02:02 PM
wait she told me to come on here
OH MY GOOSE! IT'S ALLIE!! ~superhugs~

zelda 41
12-10-2006, 02:02 PM
Never mind. I thought you guys hated eachother?

alliespixie
12-10-2006, 02:03 PM
yeah well we are just werid like that

Smon
12-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Allie coming back?
Darth embracing this event?

GRAMMARMAGEDDON HAS COME!

Davinq
12-10-2006, 04:14 PM
Allie? Who's that?!

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 04:32 PM
Allie? Who's that?!
Allie is a forum member from LONG AGO who was Sasha's #1 fangirl. She left thought because people hated her. Now whe's back and ready to partaaayy!

Allie, promis me one thing though. No more RPGing as Sasha. I mean, Sasha is a pimp, but you srsly wussed him out. I like emotionless Sasha bestest/

Samnmax221
12-10-2006, 04:33 PM
The first part no. Childbirth scares me.
Had to watch a video of it in Health 2 years ago. Vastly contributed to me not wanting kids.

Davinq
12-10-2006, 10:20 PM
Good god. You watched a childbirth!?

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 10:29 PM
Had to watch a video of it in Health 2 years ago. Vastly contributed to me not wanting kids.
How the HELL are you still sane?

Davinq
12-10-2006, 11:16 PM
When has he EVER been?

itchythesamurai
12-11-2006, 12:11 AM
Dude, in anatomy last year, we watched like four to get a feel for the different kinds of giving birth. It was a merciless marathon of mayhem and lady carnage.

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 07:06 AM
Dude, in anatomy last year, we watched like four to get a feel for the different kinds of giving birth. It was a merciless marathon of mayhem and lady carnage.
I'm so sorry for you man.

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Dude, in anatomy last year, we watched like four to get a feel for the different kinds of giving birth. It was a merciless marathon of mayhem and lady carnage.
You are clearly Jesus if you live to tell that tale.

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 08:08 PM
I'd be suing the school.

alliespixie
12-11-2006, 08:20 PM
Had to watch a video of it in Health 2 years ago. Vastly contributed to me not wanting kids.
so did you wet yourself or were you just thinking "why did my parents have to sign that stupid list" throught the movie?

Samnmax221
12-11-2006, 08:49 PM
so did you wet yourself or were you just thinking "why did my parents have to sign that stupid list" throught the movie?
I was 16 by then you didn't need parental consent to watch it. Though the teacher got mad at us when 6 of us tried to get out of watching the Greg Louganis movie, as no one wanted to watch a simulated gay rape.
"YOU'RE SORRY?!? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY!!!!"

alliespixie
12-11-2006, 08:51 PM
d4mn.....you must be old then

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 09:02 PM
He's currently 84.

Davinq
12-11-2006, 10:03 PM
200.

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 10:29 PM
a simulated gay rape.
Who WOULDN'T wanna see that?

Just put Sam's head over one guy, Cliff's head over the other and BAM!

Top Chef gay porn.

Samnmax221
12-11-2006, 10:36 PM
Who WOULDN'T wanna see that?

Just put Sam's head over one guy, Cliff's head over the other and BAM!
They didn't really show it. Just the argument that led up to it, then his boyfriend pushed him onto the ground, next thing you know the scene switches to Greg crying in the shower with blood running down the drain.

The icepick lobotomy we watched in Psyche was almost as bad, but not quite.

Davinq
12-11-2006, 10:55 PM
And they showed you that in SCHOOL!?

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 11:03 PM
Sounds more like a stabbing than a rape.

Were they sexy?

Samnmax221
12-11-2006, 11:08 PM
Sounds more like a stabbing than a rape.
Oh, he got got stabbed.
IN HIS ASS
Were they sexy?
I don't go in for that kinda thing on multiple levels.

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 11:14 PM
Oh, he got got stabbed.
IN HIS ASS
BUTTSEX? OH NO!

~remembers David getting that ugly male hooker. Then getting caught by the cops...and Keith had to bail him out.~

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Oh, he got got stabbed.
IN HIS ASS
With a PENIS?

Samnmax221
12-12-2006, 12:10 AM
With a PENIS?
NO with this
http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/mohammed%20cartoon%20danish-thumb.jpeg

Miss_Mayhem
12-12-2006, 01:17 AM
*shivers* I had to watch a childbirth in health class last year. Good gosh that lady screamed so loud ... I aint nevah havin' kids, I'm scarred for life cuz of it. The entire class looked away and began to cuss to the teacher beneath their breath.

Davinq
12-12-2006, 01:41 AM
I'm just starting health this semester... *gulp*

milo
12-12-2006, 01:55 AM
I'm just starting health this semester... *gulp*
Good. You'll learn all about penises and vaginas, and then you can join in on grown-up conversations.

Davinq
12-12-2006, 02:04 AM
Eh? Sexual intercourse was 4th grade flash. This year is abstinence, CPR, and emotions/don't be emo.

Halo_92
12-12-2006, 02:03 PM
Good. You'll learn all about penises and vaginas, and then you can join in on grown-up conversations.
I lol'd.

Davinq
12-12-2006, 11:05 PM
:rofl: Today we had to do this worksheet where we listed side effects of each emotion and a song that fit that emotion.