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Atomic Elektra
12-07-2006, 06:40 PM
Not.

I swear I was going to post something amazingly fun, witty, and all around amazingly fantastic in some other thread as my beginning post...but this was too funny (to me.) to not show. :3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/pinkhead/leglamp.jpg


Look to the right, love, if you don't quite see it at first. Photobucket went and shrunk-it-tized it.

Psychochaos3
12-07-2006, 06:52 PM
Welcome to RD. If you see Princess_Dark, shoot her immediatly. Until you run out of bullets.

DarthAve
12-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Sup homie! I'm the resident 10,000 post person!! And fashion diva, with a crush on hot gym guy, and loves old school Phantom of the Opera and chefs with wolf hair.

Poopdogjr
12-07-2006, 08:10 PM
I assume we're talking about the leg lamp. How can anyone cannot love this movie? Although I don't like it when they do those 24 hours of it on Christmas day. That's just a bit too much.


Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A lamp!
Narrator: It was indeed a lamp.
Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.
Mother: I don't know...
Narrator: The old man's eyes boggled...
Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!
Narrator: ...Overcome by art.

Mother: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!
Narrator: Now it was out.

My mother was about to make another brilliant maneuver in the legendary battle of the lamp. The epic struggle which follows lives in the folklore of Cleveland Street to this very day.
Mother: Don't want to waste electricity.

DarthAve
12-07-2006, 08:14 PM
I have seen that movie 100 times. And am going to the house they filmed it in, because it's a museam.

I felt up a leg lamp once. It was GLORIOUS. :/

Poopdogjr
12-07-2006, 08:20 PM
WHAT!? How did I not know this? Where is it?

DarthAve
12-07-2006, 08:30 PM
It's in Cleveland. DUR

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-07-2006, 08:57 PM
in b4 samnmax calls you a mac fag.

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 09:17 PM
in b4 samnmax calls you a mac fag.
Back when that happened I thought you were referring to a UMAXX (MAC CLONE ****), I'm buying a MACBOOK PRO with my enlistment bonus. OH yah, thanks for not wishing me an happy, now I have to become an hero.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-07-2006, 09:21 PM
Back when that happened I thought you were referring to a UMAXX (MAC CLONE ****), I'm buying a MACBOOK PRO with my enlistment bonus. OH yah, thanks for not wishing me an happy, now I have to become an hero.
I was greiving for those lost at Pearl Harbor. You ****ing demon baby.

That, plus I wasn't late enough to miss the ****ty Ionesco play my English class went to.

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 09:31 PM
I was greiving for those lost at Pearl Harbor. You ****ing demon baby.
Can't help that I was born on a day that lived in infamy.

That, plus I wasn't late enough to miss the ****ty Ionesco play my English class went to.
We had to watch Whale Rider last year, I hated it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-07-2006, 09:35 PM
We had to watch Whale Rider last year, I hated it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Ionesco

We had to go watch some drama fags prance around stage performing "The Rhinoceros".

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 09:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Ionesco

We had to go watch some drama fags prance around stage performing "The Rhinoceros".
I read, I know hate this man. Now heres a performance. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEUIZsmTOE) Being a Senior is great, no more Plays or career crap (Be a smart ass on the career you're interested in and they stick you in a veterinarian presentation) to deal with. Still no well wishing, I hate you.

Das Mole
12-07-2006, 09:51 PM
welcome.

St. Jimmy
12-07-2006, 10:08 PM
Hello AE, now that you are here, you may never leave. Ever.

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 10:10 PM
JMAC stop fapping and try to have a decent conversation!

itchythesamurai
12-07-2006, 10:19 PM
JMAC stop fapping and try to have a decent conversation!

Man, I wish 'fap' was a racial slur. Dude, which branch did you enlist in?

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 10:23 PM
Man, I wish 'fap' was a racial slur. Dude, which branch did you enlist in?
I'm not "in" yet. As soon as I'm done with the Recruiter I'm in the Air Guard.

Smon
12-07-2006, 10:24 PM
Welcome aboard! I'm Captain Smon Stubing! Here on board we have Bartender Avery Washington, Dr. Itchy Bricker, Burl "Halo" Smith, and Dark Covington Evans, (only with us one season) please enjoy your cruise and have a nice time on the LUCAS BOAT.

(If you got the reference before LUCAS BOAT, award yourself 5 points,
If you got the reference before Dr. Itchy Bricker, award yourself 10 points,
If you got the reference before Bartender Avery Washington, award youself 20 points and a cookie.)

DarthAve
12-07-2006, 10:28 PM
I AM NOT A BARTENDER! I am the ships sexy fashionista embalmer taking a vacation from the daily grind of replacing bodily fluids.

KingCheez
12-07-2006, 10:44 PM
where am i in that refere





LISTEN BUDDY

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY UP

I STRANGLE THEM UNTIL THEY TURN PURPLE SO YOU BEST PAY UP



or uh, somethin'

Samnmax221
12-07-2006, 10:47 PM
where am i in that refere





LISTEN BUDDY

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY UP

I STRANGLE THEM UNTIL THEY TURN PURPLE SO YOU BEST PAY UP



or uh, somethin'
Cheez always lieked purple, its such a nice color for a pair of feces caked sweatpants.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-07-2006, 10:50 PM
where am i in that refere





LISTEN BUDDY

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY UP

I STRANGLE THEM UNTIL THEY TURN PURPLE SO YOU BEST PAY UP



or uh, somethin'
shut up, queer.

owned ecks dee.

Davinq
12-07-2006, 11:09 PM
A newcomer?! Hi.

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 12:05 AM
Welcome AE! Hope you enjoy your stay at RD, because now ... you can never leave ... I noticed the leg lamp thing but didnt bother taking a screenshot. Especially since I haven't seen the movie yet. I know I will get strangled for that. Remember that Jmac, Milo, Samnmax and Cheez are the resident nutjobs here with a hobby of pushing the envelope and shouldn't be taken to seriously. Unless RE4, Chuck Norris, or Jon Stewart are involved. I imagine if RD was a cruiseboat I'd be the petty theif with the heart of gold. Contradiction!

DarthAve
12-08-2006, 02:44 PM
Especially since I haven't seen the movie yet. I know I will get strangled for that.


~dies~How could not have seen that. IT'S ON FOR 24 HOURS IN A ROW EVERY YEAR!!`

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 09:26 PM
Cuz I've been trying to hunt down Santa Clause is why.

St. Jimmy
12-09-2006, 01:43 AM
Cuz I've been trying to hunt down Santa Clause is why.
QUICK! I saw him at the Belconnen mall yesterday! If you hurry, you might be able to catch up with him!

Halo_92
12-09-2006, 02:17 AM
Sup homie! I'm the resident 10,000 post person!! And fashion diva, with a crush on hot gym guy, and loves old school Phantom of the Opera and chefs with wolf hair.

Now Ave no need to f**kin' make us feel bad.

Miss_Mayhem
12-09-2006, 01:42 PM
*gasp* Of course Sana would be at the mall! He has to shop for all those kids *swishes dark cloak and runz awayz*

Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 10:48 PM
I'm pretty sure that Santa is just a mutated Ninja who now gives out presents instead of giving out death. But his heart is in the right place. And if I don't get that new Psychonauts soundtrack I'm gonna run your ass ragged.

P.S. I have been trying to buy that thing for so long, but the numbers on the back of my credit card have faded so I have to guess at what they are and so far my guessing sucks. Buy me one. K. Thnxs. Buyz.