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Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 12:25 AM
Folks, a while back we stumbled upon the recipe for the ultimate mass-market anime, a cobbled affair of every anime and American movie ever made. Ever. And as horrid as it would be for the smartical and intellijent peepul to watch, it would be pure delight and subliminal messages to the young and gullible and easily amused. And now, HGLV will be turned into a Sims2 machinema. You may not know, but I have the game. It can be used to make machinema aside from destroying virtal people's lives, ya know. Machinema can take a while, so I may only get as far as the opening credits. And that's all we'll need. The opening credits tell you everything you need to know about an anime, and HGLV's opening credits will have everything in our recipe to success stuffed in... some ideas on what to do though would be helpful.

On another note, a certain mod has The Movies ... even better for machinema *wink-wink*

itchythesamurai
12-08-2006, 12:44 AM
even better for machinema *wink-wink*

Pretty sure it's spelled machinima (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machinima), probably to downplay any association the word may have with enemas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema).

Miss_Mayhem
12-08-2006, 09:03 PM
Not enough endorsement of violence for my taste or anyone els's for that matter.

Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 10:44 PM
I heard that if Ninja is elected president, he will enforce a law that makes this movie a mandatory requirement to live. So basically it will rock even Titanic at the Box Office. Also it will make your eyes bleed chocolate milks.

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 11:04 PM
I've been thinking ... we could the HGLV; the opening scenes, or a theatrical trailer. Or we could make and LFRD community movie too.

Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 11:06 PM
With speed lines!?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 11:10 PM
I could try. If I uploaded the movie onto Windows Moviemaker there are a few options I could botch and combine for an effect like it, though I'm not really sure if it's possible. But whatever we end up doing depends on a group vote.

Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 11:18 PM
Wait, you use movie maker too? I've done some things with it here and there. It's pretty neat.

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 11:57 PM
What I'd plan was to make the machinema on Sims2 then upload the movie onto MM and edit it. If I'm going to add background music, I'll need MM.

Poopdogjr
12-31-2006, 01:17 AM
I would picture the intro to the movie as along the lines of a 007 movie intro. With the corny music and the weird people dancing on guns and stuff like that. But instead we have either:

Ace of Base blazing supa loud with people doing the charleton and people dancing on blades while being cut up.

A dogs face on-screen for 5 minutes straight. With no music, no nothing just the dogs face. And then a fart is heard and the movie starts.

Old 50's music and people doing the charleston. Really fast. Like as fast as your brain can understand before blowing up. And then we see there are really two different teams having a charleston off. Where the loser gets served and then decapitated by the ninja judge.

Add speed lines, magic, pirates and such where necesseary in any of these scenarios.

Any other suggestions, ideas, insults, or magic?

itchythesamurai
01-01-2007, 07:20 AM
Needs more maniacal laughter.

Miss_Mayhem
01-02-2007, 12:51 AM
I like the 007 thang ...

itchythesamurai
01-02-2007, 04:36 AM
It's so been done before though.

Miss_Mayhem
01-02-2007, 05:24 PM
But it's supposed to be a parody anyway.

Poopdogjr
01-04-2007, 12:28 AM
What if we have dogs doing the Charleston, and then that evolves into a dog charleston serve off? While ninjas are like eating chicken patties. Also monkeys.

KingCheez
01-04-2007, 09:49 PM
I could get some random folk off the street who have never animated or even drawn before and produce an animated LFRD based masterpiece

I have directing skillz

DarthAve
01-04-2007, 10:10 PM
If we do lines, I could write.

My screenplay won an award in language arts.

Miss_Mayhem
01-04-2007, 10:59 PM
Sounds awesome. If we wanted to, the cliche anime characters could be parodies of ourselves.

Poopdogjr
01-04-2007, 11:35 PM
Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE.

DarthAve
01-05-2007, 03:08 PM
Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE.
I participated in a conga line at the dance.

and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt.

itchythesamurai
01-05-2007, 07:10 PM
I participated in a conga line at the dance.

and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt.

No screenplays for Ave until she hones her spelling (stereotypical), works on her homonym confusion (course, not coarse), and masters subject-verb agreement (insists rather than insist).

KingCheez
01-05-2007, 07:35 PM
I've written great scripts ask Mashi and all those people I work with

Miss_Mayhem
01-06-2007, 12:08 AM
It has to be 3 minutes or under.

Poopdogjr
01-06-2007, 04:11 PM
Hmmm a furry eh. That stuff freaks me out to no end. But it would be pretty funny. I would much rather be a freakin' kick ass ninja though. Maybe I'll be a ninja-dog.

Miss_Mayhem
01-06-2007, 04:36 PM
Ther aren't any animals in either The Sims2 or The Movies -_-

Poopdogjr
01-11-2007, 02:57 PM
Hmmmm. I guess we could somehow breed a new species for the sole purpose of being in this movie, and then kill them in post production. But where will we get all the wheelbarrows?

DarthAve
01-11-2007, 03:02 PM
It has to be 3 minutes or under.
My award winning screenplay was exactly 3 minutes.

Poopdogjr
01-11-2007, 04:45 PM
Post it!

DarthAve
01-11-2007, 05:13 PM
I will when I get home. Don't worry, it's really good. It has EXPLOSIONS!!!, and LOOTING!!! and MAKE OUTAGE!!

I still haven't gotten my little trophy thing for it...

Poopdogjr
01-14-2007, 06:48 PM
Here's my script: Just pour awesomeness onto some film reel and then use that as our movie. It will save us lots, and will be just about the same quality of other movies coming outnow.

Poopdogjr
01-16-2007, 11:49 AM
And by awesomeness I mean feces.

DarthAve
01-16-2007, 04:29 PM
I've got a good film idea.

A crazy jewish guy is trying to kill all the people because his father died in a death camp during the holocaust. So us, as a group of fun loving schoolkids with magical powers and a time maching, go back to the 40's. So, we have to kill Hitler and stop the holocaust before this guy's dad dies. Oh, and while we're at it. The rest of the world doesn't get the memo that the war is over, so we have to stop the hiroshima and nagasaki atomic bombing at the same time! All while trying to find a lost Austrian princess trapped in Dracula's castle, being guarded by ninja/vampires/cannibal combos and A huge boss that looks like Nosferatu.