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zelda 41
12-09-2006, 07:24 PM
Okay, a game where you make up some weird thing that would never happen, and someone else has an answer.

Example: What would happen if I figured out how to use Kodex Picture Thing?
The world would explode.

Yeah, not that original, but still kinda fun.

What would happen if Dark learned not to be a b***h face?

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 07:32 PM
Way to rip off Something Awful. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4291)

zelda 41
12-09-2006, 07:45 PM
i said it wasn't original

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 09:06 PM
"What would happen if Dark learned not to be a b***h face?"
Than she'd probably not be banned.

What would happen if I showed up at your doorstep with a $100,000 check and was yelling. "OMFG YOU WON THIS MONEYYYY!!"

zelda 41
12-09-2006, 09:59 PM
I'd yell OMFG I'M RICH HELLZ YEAH MAN.

What would happen if Marcel didn't have Wolverene hair?

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 10:34 PM
Than I wouldn't love him.

What would happen if my nails grew half a foot and I began stabbing people?

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 10:45 PM
Trent Reznor would probably find a way to sue you.

What would happen if Hot Gym Guy turned out to be gay?

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 10:48 PM
I would either...
A) Commit suicide, and give my friend my password to everything so she could notify you guys.
B) Go after Hot Choir Guy or Hot Study Hall Guy

What would happen if I COULD FLY?

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 11:02 PM
You would track me down using Google Earth and beat me up.

What would happen if I made it onto Darth_Ave's list of RD people to get Christmas presents for?

milo
12-09-2006, 11:07 PM
OMG ITCHY YOU HAVE 1337 POSTS!

Sweet.

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 11:13 PM
You never will! D:

What would happen if I were the number 1 poster here at the LF?

itchythesamurai
12-09-2006, 11:20 PM
OMG ITCHY YOU HAVE 1337 POSTS!

Sweet.

I'm glad you noticed, Milo! I should've made it last longer, but I still enjoyed it.

You never will! D:

What would happen if I were the number 1 poster here at the LF?

You're chances for getting the opportunity to become a moderator would increase.

What would happen if Psychonauts never happened?

DarthAve
12-09-2006, 11:29 PM
Than I wouldn't have made the best friends a gal could have! INTERNET FRIENDS!

What would happen if I was walking down a street and I ran into the person who's going to post below me?

St. Jimmy
12-10-2006, 05:52 PM
Then the swamp would have kept their resident pimp.

What would happen if my cat took over my LF profile?

zelda 41
12-10-2006, 07:10 PM
I wouldn't go near your cat due to hairballs.

What would happen if Iraq killed Santa?

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 07:16 PM
Than I would replace him! Just take me to starbucks and I'll be on my way!

What would happen if my fingernails were ACTUAL metal?

zelda 41
12-10-2006, 07:19 PM
Then Woverline and Marcel would be out of job.

What would happen if Tenachus D's new song 'The pick of destiny' wasn't awesome?

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 07:23 PM
Than Tenacious D would be less awesome?

What would happen if I started dating HGG and had less time for the forums?

Davinq
12-10-2006, 08:38 PM
Then the 10/11 others in the 10,000 post club would make their own 20,000 post club and leave you in the dust.

What would happen if we all met each other on a mountain in New Zealand?

itchythesamurai
12-10-2006, 08:47 PM
The weakest would get eaten first.

What would happen if you guys weren't there for me?

Davinq
12-10-2006, 09:03 PM
You would die a slow and... hey wait a minute. Your question has to be of something that would never happen, since when were we ever there for you?

itchythesamurai
12-10-2006, 09:06 PM
Aw, you guys have always been there for me to bug and generally annoy. There's severely less posting going on over on the Sam & Max board.

What would happen if Davinq didn't try to make me feel unloved?

DarthAve
12-10-2006, 09:12 PM
Than Davinq would try to make us feel loved. Than he'd be a homosexual.

What would happen if I wasn't obsessed with Marcel and his wolverine hair?

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 06:21 AM
You would have to hand your former crown to me.

What would happen if I ever learned to post pics?

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 08:24 AM
The ADF camoflauge, would go to the **** house and there would be a bunch of dead birds with broken necks lying on the ground.

What would happen if you found an A-bomb in your bedroom?

Halo_92
12-11-2006, 01:35 PM
I would be screwed.

What would happen if I became a mod?

Halo_92
12-11-2006, 02:30 PM
Depends on if your for or agianst forced labor in siberia?

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 07:04 PM
What would happen if I had a bomb?
Heaven help us!


What would happen if my right hand just exploded?

alliespixie
12-11-2006, 07:27 PM
then you would proably type slower.

what would happen if i never come on lfrd?

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 07:56 PM
I would have never met Sasha Nein's biggest fangirl.

What in the world happened to you?

Davinq
12-11-2006, 09:12 PM
I went emo 10 years after I died.

When?

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 09:21 PM
Your mom is a lesbian.

What would happen if I lost the vest??

Davinq
12-11-2006, 09:34 PM
You would look at the newest RD RPG thread.

What would happen if LucasForums closed down, for good?

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 09:37 PM
Suicide for Avery

What would happen if I broke my leg before the first mascot game for mwa?(Which is THIS FRIDAY)

Davinq
12-11-2006, 09:58 PM
The world would end.

What would happen if everyone on this board came out as a homosexual?

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 10:00 PM
Than, I'd be coo with it. Gays are cool. (Issac Mizrahi, Carlos form Top Chef, Every male PR contestant except Michael and Jeffery.)

Davinq
12-11-2006, 10:03 PM
Forgot a new question miss.

St. Jimmy
12-12-2006, 05:59 AM
Then I shall post one.

What would happen if you all found out I just had lasgne for dinner?

St. Jimmy
12-12-2006, 07:44 PM
Yeah, just then, I had watermelon.

itchythesamurai
12-12-2006, 08:18 PM
What if I alluded to the watermelon power-up in Yoshi's Island?

St. Jimmy
12-12-2006, 08:26 PM
Then I would feel a desperate urge to shake your hand.

What if I had a massively large fanbase?

DarthAve
12-12-2006, 09:01 PM
Than I'd have a larger one than you! Because I have had fans since last year....

~Avery walks into Ms. Manack's room.~Hi Ms. Manack
Ms. Manack-OMG ~hugz~ I' told my class about how awesome you are.
Chick-OMG! Avery! I'm your biggest fan!
Avery-Okaaaaay.... I'm going to my locker now.... See you next year
Ms. Manack-Y?
Ave-Jr. T.I., dur!
Manack-XD yessss.

Psychochaos3
12-13-2006, 03:50 PM
What would happen if I didn't like naruto?

zelda 41
12-13-2006, 04:50 PM
The world wouldn't make sense

What would happen if I was SHORT?

DarthAve
12-13-2006, 05:11 PM
Than I would be tall!

What would happen if Eric wasn't my avatar, but Santa!Marcel was?

zelda 41
12-13-2006, 06:31 PM
It would be awesome!

What would happen if I was a b-ball player?

DarthAve
12-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Than I would be mascoting for you

What would happen if my fingernails wern't reflective?

Psychochaos3
12-13-2006, 08:17 PM
Then you couldn't blind people by waving at them.

St. Jimmy
12-14-2006, 12:06 AM
What would happen if Naruto up there actually posted a question?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 12:50 AM
Your dancing sheep thing in your sig would finally collapse from exhaustion.

What would happen if I had nver experienced the joys of Psychonauts?

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 12:54 AM
You'd resort to a hardened life of crime.

What would happen if I started dating a chick from Bangladesh but my mom is a super conservative intolerant Christian?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 01:21 AM
You and your beloved would seek refuge among the mafia, only to then have your loyalties torn between 2 factions and you'd both go down in a blaze of gunfire. And then a movie would be made about it, but since you and her anre dead and in the end so are your relatives, the fatcats get the $$$

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 01:22 AM
What would happen if someone turned on the faucet in your sig pic?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 01:27 AM
My cat would hiss and snarl and attack who'd ever done it.

What would happen if I decided that LFRD was a waste of time when I first saw it and never made an account?

St. Jimmy
12-14-2006, 06:27 PM
I may not still be here. Seriously.

What would happen if I posted a contradictory question?

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:00 PM
It'd probably blow all of our minds to the point that it triggers a defense mechanism where we just entirely block out the question's existence.

What would happen if Santa turned out to be a ninja?

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 08:08 PM
Than the easter bunny would be a pirate, and cupid would be a ghost, and Jack Skellington would be a republican...

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I COULD NEVER TYPE IN UNCAPS AGAIN???

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:11 PM
You would've finally been able to scare me away from RD.

What would happen if I don't get accepted to Rice University when I find out tomorrow? *nervous*

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-14-2006, 08:15 PM
You would've finally been able to scare me away from RD.

What would happen if I don't get accepted to Rice University when I find out tomorrow? *nervous*
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DarthAve
12-14-2006, 08:31 PM
YOU WOULD DIE.

OOPS, CAPS LOCKS IS BROKENNNN

WHAT WOULD HAPEN IS MARCEL WENT HOME ON THE NEXT TOP CHEF?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 08:36 PM
I would not know, instead I'd be obsessing over Leon Scott Kennedy.

What would happen if DoubleFine decided to make an FPS?

DarthAve
12-14-2006, 08:38 PM
THAN I WOULD BE SAD BECAUSE AN FPS DOES NOT EQUAL PSYCHONAUTS 2 DDDDD:

WHAT IF DF MADE PSYCHONAUTS 2?

Miss_Mayhem
12-14-2006, 08:46 PM
Then I would be happy and we'd all go to a Pnauts2 forum.

What would happen if the net became unneutral?

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:53 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/TeNNiSBaBe3571/RIPMitchell.jpg

Jmac, who dat?

milo
12-14-2006, 08:55 PM
Jmac, who dat?
Jesus itchy! He's an damn hero!

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 08:57 PM
Jesus itchy! He's an damn hero!

Now that I feel good and ignorant, we can cut with the suspense and explain what should be obvious.

milo
12-14-2006, 08:59 PM
I'm feeling lazy. -_-

Fiiiiine, here's some friggin' linkage.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/An_hero

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 09:18 PM
This is Mitch, I'm at the Cemetery could someone pick me up?

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Poopdogjr
12-14-2006, 10:51 PM
I kno' where you be livin'