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Halo_92
12-11-2006, 01:40 PM
Have a e-crush on somone in Lucasforums?
Or dispise them so you much you like them?

Well I have extremely weird talent for getting people hooked up. over the internet.

Okay I am just really bored.

Halo_92
12-11-2006, 02:29 PM
Sure, Whaddya want me to say?

itchythesamurai
12-11-2006, 05:34 PM
Dibs on SyntheticGerbil!

Smon
12-11-2006, 05:54 PM
For the longest time I've had a crush on that phone from Itchy's sig. Hook us up.

Also, I think this is a bad idea. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea)

Davinq
12-11-2006, 06:01 PM
Datemaster? I think you should be a super-nanny instead. It would be more appropriate for RD anyways.

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 06:11 PM
Like people are gonna post who they think here is the shmexiest.

(I call Smon's old Sasha avatar. The cubist one.)

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 07:07 PM
You all know how Itchy's avatar turns me on.....

alliespixie
12-11-2006, 07:24 PM
you must be seriously be either date challenged or extremely dumb to get hooked up over the internet.....i'm going for both. you boys can be so helpless at times. i truelly think i may have a little bit of heart to tell you guys it will work out but the bad side of me is hoping that you will see how stupid this is....m thta was evil of me....sweeeet.

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 07:51 PM
Well, I am one the unhelpless ones! Hoorah! I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

alliespixie
12-11-2006, 07:56 PM
Well, I am one the unhelpless ones! Hoorah! I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
see. why cant you guys be more like him. i mean he has a life outside of the internet

St. Jimmy
12-11-2006, 08:00 PM
Once, they all started talking about what chat site they should go to 'cause they were bored. And I'm like, "..........." *walks away*

Davinq
12-11-2006, 09:08 PM
I remember that. I didn't even bother posting. And guess what? It was Halo's idea. ~.~

Btw I have a life too. Trouble is, I just had a nasty break-up last month, and it's created a huge rift between all our friends. Social wars count as having a life, yes?

DarthAve
12-11-2006, 09:20 PM
you must be seriously be either date challenged or extremely dumb to get hooked up over the internet.....i'm going for both. you boys can be so helpless at times. i truelly think i may have a little bit of heart to tell you guys it will work out but the bad side of me is hoping that you will see how stupid this is....m thta was evil of me....sweeeet.
At least I wasn't the one who was totally obsessing over Sasha enough to still have him as my xanga background.

MEGABURN!!!!

Anyway...yeah, Hot Gym Guy is for me. He kept trying to screw me up at DDR today. I was all "Stop it Ben!" and he was all "XD lol"

milo
12-12-2006, 12:46 AM
Dear Halo:

Plz make all the wimminz on the forum want to have secks with me. thx.

Sinseriously, Milo

Davinq
12-12-2006, 01:10 AM
Deer Heylo

Plz mehk awl teh wimmin on teh 4umz lrn teh abstinens.

itchythesamurai
12-12-2006, 01:17 AM
I want to thank you all for nominating me as RD's resident sex symbol. I have fairly low standards, so none of you rule anything out just yet. Except for the jailbait, that's a no-go. I'm going to college, not to jail.

Das Mole
12-12-2006, 10:27 PM
uhhh why hasn't my name been mentioned yet?

i hate you all.

and no, not so much that i like you.

Miss_Mayhem
12-12-2006, 11:14 PM
Does Milo comprehend that all the girls are underage and he's a balding 30something Jack Black impersonator?

itchythesamurai
12-12-2006, 11:17 PM
I have soft, feminine features. With the right choice of make-up, dress, and wig, and with a little bit of imagination, I'm sure Milo could make do with me.

Miss_Mayhem
12-12-2006, 11:30 PM
Milo and Itchy = <3

St. Jimmy
12-12-2006, 11:36 PM
You go too far. *chuckles*

milo
12-12-2006, 11:37 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/1156653086792.jpg

Miss_Mayhem
12-12-2006, 11:37 PM
We all push the envelope here!

St. Jimmy
12-12-2006, 11:39 PM
Man, you push the whole freaking desk.

Miss_Mayhem
12-12-2006, 11:49 PM
It's a talent.

St. Jimmy
12-13-2006, 12:24 AM
If it wasn't before, you've made it into one now.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 01:20 AM
Does Milo comprehend that all the girls are underage and he's a balding 30something Jack Black impersonator?
Milo is 17 or 18, and he watches too much Anime.

Poopdogjr
12-13-2006, 01:40 AM
I skip out on visiting here and all sorts of crazy happens. This could be a high-larious thread. But also a very scary one as well. I'm leaning more towards scary. It's also funny that 95% of the people here are mad underage. With only a few of us being totally sweet adults. Scary stuff. As a rule, don't ever hook up with anyone on the net, or at a bar. Both can and will end in you being a sad panda.


P.S. I totally have the hawts for the time traveler man in Windu's sig. I wouldn't mind getting 50 gigahertz from his flux capacitor. If you know what I mean....

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 07:42 AM
Milo is 17 or 18, and he watches too much Anime.

How are we supposed to distinguish him from Jmac then...?

milo
12-13-2006, 10:22 AM
I don't watch that much anime.

And I've been 18 since Nov 22. Nobody made me a birthday thread. :(

Halo_92
12-13-2006, 04:49 PM
happy B-Day Mofo.

zelda 41
12-13-2006, 04:54 PM
What the hell's a mofo?

Halo_92
12-13-2006, 05:04 PM
nevermind.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 06:16 PM
How are we supposed to distinguish him from Jmac then...?
Jmac is "my" evil reflection, and he's not quite as twisted.

Miss_Mayhem
12-13-2006, 11:20 PM
Hmm... we have to rank, you, Milo and Jmac from least twisted to most twisted ...

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Jmac, Me, Itchy, Milo.
Milo could overtake Itchy but doesn't come into the Sam and Max boards enough.

Miss_Mayhem
12-13-2006, 11:25 PM
That was quick.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 11:27 PM
and why not?

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 11:45 PM
Haha, that's it, I'm not keeping my twisted thoughts to myself anymore. Completely unacceptable.

Miss_Mayhem
12-13-2006, 11:45 PM
You are all so twisted and conniving is why!

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 11:50 PM
Conniving. Con knives. Chili con knives. Now that I think about it, my thoughts almost always go to swords and knives way too quickly to be healthy.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 11:51 PM
gREGEHTSGFDGGGGGGGGGGGGGFSEFEFE!!!!! JEW!

Miss_Mayhem
12-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Have you seen a therapist yet, Ichy?

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 11:53 PM
FGSFGRGFDDDDDDGSGF! NO!

St. Jimmy
12-14-2006, 12:17 AM
You probably should, although, I have a theory.... but that's another story.

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 12:27 AM
Have you seen a therapist yet, Ichy?

A few years back. That didn't...end well. Haha, I should probably be on a whole lot of pills but I'd rather be myself. Myself and nasty. Not somebody else, however jolly.

Plagiarism.

KingCheez
12-22-2006, 01:10 AM
My name is Cheez and I'm interested in people named Jmac, they have to like anime and have an animated avatar, and be a Haruhiist.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-22-2006, 01:27 AM
Oh hi, my names jmac, I <3 anime, have an anim00ted av, and am a Haruhiist (I worship the demi-god Nagato ^_^).

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 02:26 AM
Oh hi, my names jmac, I <3 anime, have an anim00ted av, and am a Haruhiist (I worship the demi-god Nagato ^_^).

Marry me?