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SyntheticGerbil
12-13-2006, 01:50 PM
Hey, here's my god damn website:

www.niceguycartoons.com/seanlane.html

I hope you like a little of it. I'm aware a lot of it still needs a lot of work, but I don't have much time to redo things at the moment, and I need to get a job already with this garbage. But it's there if you're interested.

Itchy, tell your mom to hire me.

(Also I didn't make this site, and I've told the maker about some broken links, so we'll see. I can't actually go in and change anything myself. The movies' horrible names need to be changed too.)

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 03:29 PM
Itchy, tell your mom to hire me.

Itchy what does you Mom do? Outside of that bad thing she did with the magazine.

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 09:57 PM
Haha, my mom's a homemaker, but I'm pretty sure she's into a couple of pyramid schemes on the side.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 10:00 PM
Haha, my mom's a homemaker, but I'm pretty sure she's into a couple of pyramid schemes on the side.
Then why would Gerbil seek employment with her? Oh no.

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 10:35 PM
I think I'd be alright with two dads. Also, I'm really digging your stuff, Sean! Is that the local Panda Express? Looks familiar.

SyntheticGerbil
12-13-2006, 10:43 PM
It's in Tomball. I don't live anywhere near there though. God damn restaurant.

Samnmax221
12-24-2006, 07:54 AM
It's in Tomball. I don't live anywhere near there though. God damn restaurant.
Thats it buddy, You've crossed the Rubicon.

itchythesamurai
12-24-2006, 07:52 PM
Thats it buddy, You've crossed the Rubicon.

By insulting the most Americanized Chinese fast food franchise evar?

SyntheticGerbil
12-26-2006, 03:36 PM
The corporate line kept lying to me that I was allowed to take pictures of the place for reference for the 3d garbage. But weeks into the project they caved in.

That restaurant is really only there for "employability" because employers love half-assed buildings.

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 06:38 PM
And this is why capitalism fails?

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 08:36 PM
And this is why capitalism fails?
Crony Capitalism does. I don't like Chinese food anyway, besides Fortune cookies are a lie, and not how you'd think.

itchythesamurai
12-27-2006, 12:24 AM
Yeah, no way any sane person would mistake one of those for an actual cookie.

Samnmax221
12-27-2006, 12:56 AM
Yeah, no way any sane person would mistake one of those for an actual cookie.
The Fortune cookie was invented by American companies that sold Chinese food.

SyntheticGerbil
12-27-2006, 05:08 AM
Fortune cookies really never tell your fortune anyways. They always just tell you something about yourself.

GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP!

itchythesamurai
12-27-2006, 05:23 AM
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP!

That's not the racial slur I'd expect to come up in a discussion about fortune cookies, but it works nonetheless.

SyntheticGerbil
12-29-2006, 10:25 AM
Are you giving me a job?

Samnmax221
12-29-2006, 12:13 PM
Are you giving me a hand job?
Fix'd

itchythesamurai
12-29-2006, 11:17 PM
Wait, who here is Korean?

SyntheticGerbil
12-31-2006, 11:43 AM
BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-bara!

itchythesamurai
12-31-2006, 08:21 PM
BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-bara!

C'mon Gerbil, we all know it is un-American to actually like Barbarella. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0062711/)

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 08:25 PM
I've never liked Jane Fonda, she was married to Ted Turner, thats just..... EEEEWWWWW!!!!!

itchythesamurai
01-01-2007, 12:03 AM
Yeah, that's pretty barfrageous.

SyntheticGerbil
01-01-2007, 11:28 PM
Ted Turner ruined cartoons. He is a monster! An animal!

itchythesamurai
01-02-2007, 03:44 AM
But is he worse than The Animal? (http://imdb.com/title/tt0255798/)

SyntheticGerbil
01-02-2007, 03:20 PM
Not really. You are correct.

itchythesamurai
01-03-2007, 05:38 AM
Oh noes, speaking of students, school starts up again tomorrow. Last semester of high school, wee!

SyntheticGerbil
01-04-2007, 09:49 AM
Whippersnapper. Come install free cable into my apartment.

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 04:13 PM
We had a presentation from the AI here today, didn't see anything that looked remotly gerbilish.

SyntheticGerbil
01-09-2007, 01:40 AM
They wouldn't use my stuff ever. Apparently I'm unmarketable.

So now I work at ****ing Walgreens. And hopefully when I graduate... more respect?

Samnmax221
01-09-2007, 01:56 AM
They wouldn't use my stuff ever. Apparently I'm unmarketable.
You should draw members of the faculty and student body whom you despise engaging in lewd acts, I'd buy it.

SyntheticGerbil
01-09-2007, 02:23 PM
I think I would get expelled.

I already got in trouble a while back when I got into this other student's network drive and drew mustaches all over the photoshop pictures of his girlfriend.

itchythesamurai
01-09-2007, 04:45 PM
I'm surprised you didn't do monocles in addition to the mustaches.

You should draw members of the faculty and student body whom you despise engaging in lewd acts, I'd buy it.

Members of the faculty and student body, as in their members...? Golly.

Samnmax221
01-09-2007, 05:22 PM
Epididymis!!!

Ray Jones
01-10-2007, 05:27 AM
Yeah, Rodent, nice job. Do I see a little Bodé here and there? Hm.

itchythesamurai
01-10-2007, 07:43 AM
Epididymis!!!

P. Diddy?

Ray Jones
01-10-2007, 10:54 AM
Au wei.

SyntheticGerbil
01-11-2007, 01:43 AM
Yeah, Rodent, nice job. Do I see a little Bodé here and there? Hm.

Gosh I'm not cultured enough in my life at the moment to know who that is without a google link, but thanks!

And I think I did do a monocle on one of the mustachioed pictures. One picture I turned into a pirate and one I turned into Vincent Price, that much I know for sure. The kid was one of those spoiled Wap guys that have their girlfriends shipped from Japan one week out of the year for visitation until of legal age. He loves to show off the glamour shots of her whenever possible.

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 02:42 AM
And I think I did do a monocle on one of the mustachioed pictures. One picture I turned into a pirate and one I turned into Vincent Price, that much I know for sure. The kid was one of those spoiled Wap guys that have their girlfriends shipped from Japan one week out of the year for visitation until of legal age. He loves to show off the glamour shots of her whenever possible.
I didn't know you went to School with Jmac?

Ray Jones
01-11-2007, 04:55 AM
Wait a minute. Who else in here does not know Vaughn Bodé? What a shame! Y'all shall suffer from the eternal image of very hairy vaginas in your heads. And I talk about belly-button-to-neck ones. Armpits included.

SyntheticGerbil
01-11-2007, 11:49 AM
I looked up his website, but sadly all the sample comics were too small for me to read.

But the art was great, so I will have to check him up again another day.