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DarthAve
12-18-2006, 07:32 PM
While LF was down, I tried to find ways to fill my time.

That didn't work too well... ~points to the bodies~

I was in emotional trauma being able to not post here, now I'm happy again! ~dies~

Samnmax221
12-18-2006, 07:34 PM
Longest downtime I've ever had in my 3 years. I got the first post-downtime post.

DarthAve
12-18-2006, 07:44 PM
I don't care. I'm just happy we're back up and running. WHOEVER FIXED THIS I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HAVE A GRADIOUS MAKE OUT SESSION WITH YOU OR YOUR DESPRATE LOSER FRIEND TO PAY MY GREATITUDE.

Digitaldreamer
12-18-2006, 07:45 PM
Gah, thank God!

*runs to post all the fic updates she missed*

Samnmax221
12-18-2006, 07:48 PM
I don't care. I'm just happy we're back up and running. WHOEVER FIXED THIS I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HAVE A GRADIOUS MAKE OUT SESSION WITH YOU OR YOUR DESPRATE LOSER FRIEND TO PAY MY GREATITUDE.
You're gonna get matt-- arrested.

DarthAve
12-18-2006, 07:56 PM
..Nevermind then...

At least I FINALLY got to post my mascot pics.

Miss_Mayhem
12-18-2006, 08:45 PM
Oh yes! I wanted to start a LFRD article on Wikipedia, but when I came to suggest it ... the site was down!

DarthAve
12-18-2006, 08:48 PM
LF already has an artical on wiki, but I can't find it...

Miss_Mayhem
12-18-2006, 09:01 PM
LFRD has an article on wikipedia? I'd like the add in 'Miss_Mayhem's Legacy'.

Samnmax221
12-18-2006, 09:17 PM
LF already has an artical on wiki, but I can't find it...
Some focker deleted it, probably the same morality cop who deleted the 7chan article.

DarthAve
12-18-2006, 09:18 PM
Some focker deleted it, probably the same morality cop who deleted the 7chan article.
D:

This is the biggest wiki crime since BS wiki stopped working. I NEED MY RYA QUOTES!

itchythesamurai
12-18-2006, 09:33 PM
Woot, now I can go back to piddling my life away on the Internet!

DylanMay
12-18-2006, 09:49 PM
So THAT'S why there weren't any updates! I thought everyone had just died or something. I was about to go insane, first the Sasha blog and then the LF forums... I need my FIX, man!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-18-2006, 10:55 PM
I was dead for like an hour.

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 12:46 AM
That happened to my grandpa once! But I think it was closer to like fifteen minutes.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 01:05 AM
That happened to my grandpa once! But I think it was closer to like fifteen minutes.
Tell him not to purposely pump blood to his harbl.

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 01:28 AM
You kooky 4channer you!

Smon
12-19-2006, 11:24 AM
It's back! Woo! Also, I have a Wii now! And I've been playing Wii sports! And I'm getting Castlevania:PoR soon! So... don't expect me to show up here very often.

...also, Itchy, your new avatar makes me sad such things exist.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 02:47 PM
You kooky 4channer you!
Don't speak of failchan.

milo
12-19-2006, 04:58 PM
Don't speak of failchan.
/gif/ on 7chan sucks balls though.

St. Jimmy
12-19-2006, 05:00 PM
I just read C/A/D comics. Then I .... wait, nobody cares. At least, nobody SHOULD care. If you did, then I'd be a little worried.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 05:07 PM
/gif/ on 7chan sucks balls though.
You do realize that anything you got from 4chan might contain CP.

milo
12-19-2006, 06:15 PM
You do realize that anything you got from 4chan might contain CP.
-_-

Might being the pivotal word here.

Though I've never actually seen any on 4chan. Maybe I need to murk loar.

zelda 41
12-19-2006, 06:25 PM
YAYZERS!!! It's BACK AGAIN!!!!

I was goin friggin nuts trying to do stuff to fill my time.

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 06:35 PM
It's back! Woo! Also, I have a Wii now! And I've been playing Wii sports! And I'm getting Castlevania:PoR soon! So... don't expect me to show up here very often.

...also, Itchy, your new avatar makes me sad such things exist.

Ha, sorry to have to disturbed you, Smon. I envy your Wii though. I want pretty badly, and I have the funds, but I don't want to wait in line twelve hours outside or pay $500 on eBay.

Psychochaos3
12-19-2006, 06:46 PM
I found a way to kill time.

May I never have to return to the horror that is neopets ever again.

zelda 41
12-19-2006, 07:22 PM
Oh, but Neopets are sooooooooooo cute. I had like this awesome green elephant thing with wings.

But I think it died due to not eating for like 3 years.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 07:57 PM
-_-

Might being the pivotal word here.

Though I've never actually seen any on 4chan. Maybe I need to murk loar.
WINRAR, get used to it.

DarthAve
12-19-2006, 08:39 PM
Oh Yeah, I did find a way to kill my time. I forgot...

I won new songs on DDR.

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 09:28 PM
I still advocate that there should be a pirate-based dancing game called DD-Argh.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-19-2006, 10:22 PM
-_-

Might being the pivotal word here.

Though I've never actually seen any on 4chan. Maybe I need to murk loar.
There needs to be a 4 month minimum lurk time.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 10:35 PM
There needs to be a 4 month minimum lurk time.
You are the chosen one who will get rid of Humane-Weapons for us, I have a meat axe you can borrow.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-19-2006, 10:37 PM
-_-

Might being the pivotal word here.

Though I've never actually seen any on 4chan. Maybe I need to murk loar.
There needs to be a 4 month minimum lurk time.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-19-2006, 10:39 PM
:O

It didnt take me to my post after i posted it! Also, Thrik, we should be able to delete our posts here and I should be able to edit other people's posts for the lulz.

zelda 41
12-20-2006, 10:45 AM
I killed time by starting a new book to read, but finished it the next day.

DylanMay
12-20-2006, 12:31 PM
I met my new roommate. His name's Victor. I like him because he's shorter than I am. I think he's legally a midget.

Two more finals and I get to go home! Yay! I didn't actually study while the forums were down. I probably should have. Because now that they're up I'll probably go back to clicking the refresh button every 2 seconds and browsing the web for fanart. Yay, college work ethic.

itchythesamurai
12-20-2006, 01:20 PM
I met my new roommate. His name's Victor. I like him because he's shorter than I am. I think he's legally a midget.


You should ask Victor if he prays to Samnmax221. Wouldn't be all that unlikely.

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 02:39 PM
:O

It didnt take me to my post after i posted it! Also, Thrik, we should be able to delete our posts here and I should be able to edit other people's posts for the lulz.
**** you buddy, I've gots seniority.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-20-2006, 02:49 PM
**** you buddy, I've gots seniority.
Gerbil has already exerted his influence upon you, you're not a valid candidate now.

zelda 41
12-20-2006, 02:51 PM
wow, i'm really bored now that the forums are back

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 04:05 PM
Gerbil has already exerted his influence upon you, you're not a valid candidate now.
Nah uh booger head.

itchythesamurai
12-20-2006, 06:54 PM
Aw c'mon Zelda, you could at least appreciate our petty infighting.

Miss_Mayhem
12-20-2006, 07:03 PM
A major in Petty Squabbling(R) is a requirement if you plan to enter politics or a reality TV show.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-20-2006, 07:04 PM
Settle down itchy I don't want you trying to incite infighting.

DarthAve
12-20-2006, 07:09 PM
I'm excited. Tomarrow is the last day before winter break, and...

A) I get to hand out my spiffy handmade cards, and cheap gifts.
B) I get ot turn in my kickass extra credit social studies project on fashion in the 18th century.
C) I get to give lots of hugs, possibly even one to Hot Gym Guy when I give him his card.

Miss_Mayhem
12-20-2006, 07:15 PM
Winter break started yesteday ... I think ... I've already lost my sense of time.

Anyone else get the sense that RD is slowly dying?

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-20-2006, 07:38 PM
I've been on break since Friday.

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 07:43 PM
I've been on break since Friday.
7 years ago they split our Winter Break in 2. We get one week over Christmas and 1 week during February (Normally this is a wonderful time to go on a vacation but my Mom will be in Kuwait during that Break so no, damn.).

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-20-2006, 07:48 PM
Is she going there for fun and excitement?

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 07:49 PM
Is she going there for fun and excitement?
If sitting around for 4 Months doing who knows what is fun, then yes.

DarthAve
12-20-2006, 08:47 PM
I hope she doesn't get shot!

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 09:10 PM
I hope she doesn't get shot!
It's ****ing Kuwait, not Iraq.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-20-2006, 09:14 PM
Kuwait is full of extremely poor people and extremely rich Westernized oil barons with Ferraris and Lamborginis.

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 09:32 PM
Kuwait is full of extremely poor people and extremely rich Westernized oil barons with Ferraris and Lamborginis.
Still it's one of the freer countries over there, besides they're not leaving the base.

DarthAve
12-20-2006, 10:38 PM
It's ****ing Kuwait, not Iraq.
You could get shot anywhere. If there are guns in the place, you could get shot.

durness

St. Jimmy
12-20-2006, 10:41 PM
Maybe there aren't guns in the whole of Kuwait? We may never know...

itchythesamurai
12-21-2006, 12:21 AM
Hey, Kuwait (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuwait) isn't in Iraq! Thanks Jimbo Wales!

Samnmax221
12-21-2006, 12:37 AM
You could get shot anywhere. If there are guns in the place, you could get shot.
The base is chock full of ****ing Marines, I wouldn't go barging in there. Of course Marines are very annoying people (most of them).

itchythesamurai
12-21-2006, 03:43 PM
The base is chock full of ****ing Marines, I wouldn't go barging in there. Of course Marines are very annoying people (most of them).

Too bad the base isn't chock full of chocolate.

Samnmax221
12-21-2006, 04:05 PM
On a side note, last night Hal Turner threatened to have "his skinheads" come get us. His site (Which for some reason is not blocked by the School) claims that he's dialing the numbers of /i/nsurgents and going to have "his skinheads" do the same. All of which of course is a lie because almost all were using Skype.

itchythesamurai
12-21-2006, 04:08 PM
Wow, you guys must have done something truly terrible to rile up a white supremacist like that.

Samnmax221
12-21-2006, 04:09 PM
Wow, you guys must have done something truly terrible to rile up a white supremacist like that.
All I did was try to tell him about how my life got flipped turned upside down.

itchythesamurai
12-21-2006, 04:13 PM
Ah, so you told him how you became the prince of a town called Bel Air? If there's one thing white supremacists can't stand, it's nineties pop culture.

Samnmax221
12-21-2006, 04:31 PM
Ah, so you told him how you became the prince of a town called Bel Air? If there's one thing white supremacists can't stand, it's nineties pop culture.
If I get a hold of the phone number he's supposedly using I'm gonna ask him if he likes Jello jigglers.

Miss_Mayhem
12-22-2006, 12:50 AM
Why jello jigglers? Aren't greasy philly-steak cheese sandwiches more his liking?

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 12:59 AM
Why jello jigglers? Aren't greasy philly-steak cheese sandwiches more his liking?
No, 90's era Jello commercials were done by Bill Cosby, I love Bill Cosby, just not in the way that Cheez might love Jmac.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-22-2006, 01:02 AM
Cheez is at a transitional point in his life he loves no one ;_;

KingCheez
12-22-2006, 01:06 AM
gARJGAJG I H8 U ALL

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-22-2006, 01:08 AM
CHEEZ I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE YOU

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 01:08 AM
gARJGAJG I H8 U ALL
I have it on good authority that Barack Obama will fall out of the air and your body will break his fall, killing you but only paralyzing him, then he will go on to be our second cripple President.

St. Jimmy
12-22-2006, 01:08 AM
KC: So go away.

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 01:11 AM
Looks like Hal's site got DDOS'd.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-22-2006, 01:13 AM
KC: So go away.
NO U DONT BE ****IN WIT MAH LUVAH'S EMOTIONS

DarthAve
12-22-2006, 01:15 AM
Cheez I don't hate you. I'm the only one that bothers to comment on your livejournal.

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 01:17 AM
NO U DONT BE ****IN WIT MAH LUVAH'S EMOTIONS
Are you trying to give me Gaia Trolling flashbacks?

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 02:39 AM
Dude, you ever pop your back and then WHAM! you're hit with an acid flashback and it's like Kent State all over again. Bad trip, man.

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 07:40 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/IMMACALLINMYLAWYER.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 09:02 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/IMMACALLINMYLAWYER.jpg

Your image reminded me of Large Marge from Pee-wee's Big Adventure. I was very frightened.

http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_22/image_05.jpg

DarthAve
12-22-2006, 09:12 PM
This place is beginning to have a lot of creepy pictures.

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 09:54 PM
This place is beginning to have a lot of creepy pictures.

And where is your contribution?

DarthAve
12-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Right here.

http://www.lonchaney.com/lc5/sr/srart/phantom.jpg

Samnmax221
12-22-2006, 10:02 PM
MEESUS TURNER I do not comprehendA? Wha iz a kopz and why are you calling them?

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 10:16 PM
MEESUS TURNER I do not comprehendA? Wha iz a kopz and why are you calling them?

That'll teach you to work at Swift & Co. meat processing plants!

Miss_Mayhem
12-22-2006, 11:35 PM
I mourn the death of RD. On another note: even on winter break there isn't enough time for anything.

DarthAve
12-23-2006, 12:38 AM
There isn't, except a temp vacation. We don't even have 2 whole weeks. But winter break is the same lenght as spring break, so...xD

itchythesamurai
12-23-2006, 02:09 AM
In Soviet Russia, winter breaks you! Sure worked on Napoleon's army.