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Psychochaos3
12-24-2006, 11:26 PM
There is a class of insults called emotional destroyers that would destroy someone emotionaly.
Emotional Destroyers are used only by cold, heartless people.
ED are true and remind your opponent of how their life is horrible.
For example, if person A says person B's mother is stupid, B says "Oh yeah? Well, I heard your mom started drinking again, your sister died of cancer, and your dad left you. Why don't you go die in a pit somewhere and do the world a favor because your life is worthless to everyone." and causes A to run crying.

Only if you are truly emotionless should you use these ED if you are cruel, heartless, cold, and emotionless, because these can destroy someones happiness to the point of possible hatred of their own life.


Have you ever used such an insult against someone? I have.

itchythesamurai
12-25-2006, 02:53 AM
I uh...once called Eric a fascist, and probably Jmac a furry. I didn't mean it though.

zelda 41
12-25-2006, 01:15 PM
I've had someone tell me that before. I said somthin about his mom, and he says," At least my mom loves me. Your mom probaly prays to god you'll die, given the fact you're such an ugly little abomination who can only cry and become even more of a fatass. Why don't you do your parents a favor, curl up into a ball, and GO DIE."

They said somthing about my dad, and I broke down completly. I swear, I was out of class for like an hour crying. I HATE ed so much.

itchythesamurai
12-25-2006, 05:30 PM
I have a low tolerance for those kindsa remarks. Someone made an off color comment about a dead family member and I bitch slapped him on the spot, knee jerk reaction. It took all he had in him not to cry.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-25-2006, 05:43 PM
I uh...once called Eric a fascist, and probably Jmac a furry. I didn't mean it though.
Nekogirls are not furries.

Davinq
12-25-2006, 05:47 PM
ED... Emperor Devon? :xp:

I've used Emotional Destroyers, but not seriously.

itchythesamurai
12-25-2006, 06:26 PM
Nekogirls are not furries.

I know, and that's why I still associate with you. <3

Miss_Mayhem
12-25-2006, 10:01 PM
Someone once did that to me, but the comment reminded me of South Park and I started laughing. My friend is like, 'WTF?' and I tell her and she starts laughing. The heartless bastard's just staring and I state the obvious but understated, At least I dont have a speech-impdement and I hang around with my friends cuz I like them, not becuze I dont know anyone better to assosiate with.

Halo_92
12-26-2006, 11:56 AM
I like your new look Jmac.

KingCheez
12-26-2006, 04:15 PM
Some kid was being obnoxious on this some-game-or-another. He always freaked out when we made emo jokes because his best friend cut himself and it finally worked.

So he's going "LOL CHEEZ UR GAY" over and over (which normally doesn't bother me but i hated this kid from the start) so I just stopped controlling myself and went "WELL (naughty word!!!), I GUESS I KNOW WHY YOUR FRIEND KILLED HIMSELF. THE WAY YOU ACT, IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE AND TRIED TO MAKE ANY REAL FRIENDS YOU COULD MONUMENTALLY RAISE THE (naughty word!!!)ING SUICIDE RATE. I BET YOUR MOM'S SCROUNGING AROUND YOUR SHED FOR SOME EXTRA RAZORS RIGHT NOW."

He just stopped typing and all of that entirely, and logged out maybe an hour later. He would log on, see I was on, and log out, routinely for 2 days. Finally, he got the nerve to tell me I was a useless faggot.

"YOU'RE AN ACCIDENT AND SHOULD GO OUT LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND, (naughty word!!!)."

It was over.

I don't think anyone ever saw him on that game again.

I do that stuff often.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 04:30 PM
You should find him and harass him on the internet.

DarthAve
12-26-2006, 04:44 PM
People have told me that I make lesbians go straight. Than I tell them that I have a gun in my purse and I may have to pop a cap in someone's ass.

but the gun is really castanets. They're wooden, and good to throw.

Das Mole
12-27-2006, 03:38 PM
yeah i've used those on my brother before. but only because i was pissed at him.

normally when i cut people down i just do it behind their backs. it's easier and nobody has to know. overall, much less messy and far more efficient than a face-to-face insult. i highly recommend it.

:)

KingCheez
12-28-2006, 01:13 AM
yeah i've used those on my brother before. but only because i was pissed at him.

normally when i cut people down i just do it behind their backs. it's easier and nobody has to know. overall, much less messy and far more efficient than a face-to-face insult. i highly recommend it.

:)

you goddamn wuss

Das Mole
12-28-2006, 02:47 PM
oh please. you know there's no better way to do it.

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 05:18 PM
Don't test Cheez, he once pushed someone down the steps and broke an arm. He also has a raz costume and pewpewheadlazers.

Davinq
12-28-2006, 06:18 PM
Das is back? Kea ora, kea ora!

KingCheez
12-30-2006, 06:37 PM
I also suckerpunched a "band geek" that couldn't play the snare drum for ****, and pimp-slapped an emo kid


i don't try to do this stuff
i really don't

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 08:39 PM
Cheez, has anyone ever told you that you should protect Maury for a living?

Samnmax221
12-30-2006, 08:50 PM
Ahhh, a little kid with no legs had a baby with a tranny teacher, now they're going at it with hedge clippers! So cute.

Poopdogjr
12-31-2006, 01:06 AM
I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it.

itchythesamurai
01-01-2007, 07:22 AM
At least you didn't serenade someone with an entire Johnny Cash song. Now that would be emotionally devastating.

Miss_Mayhem
01-02-2007, 01:00 AM
There's a clinic nearby for victims of that.

Samnmax221
01-02-2007, 01:19 AM
You should find him and harass him on the internet.
You're a sap Mr. Jap!

itchythesamurai
01-02-2007, 03:59 AM
So it is true, spinach does make people racist!

Samnmax221
01-02-2007, 07:37 PM
Maybe Mr. Wap, would have been more appropriate.

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 08:36 PM
pimp-slapped an emo kid
"What do you do when the hoe doesn't bring the money?"
~motions bitch slap~
"Remember to keep your pimp hand strong!"

itchythesamurai
01-03-2007, 06:00 AM
Das, your newish sig (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/DasMole/psshsig.jpg)
reminds me of Natural Born Killers
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000542DH.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056682825_.jpg ).

DarthAve
01-03-2007, 04:28 PM
Itchy, I have a question.

why are you still using your holiday avatar? It's January

Miss_Mayhem
01-03-2007, 05:39 PM
She has a point.

Das Mole
01-03-2007, 05:53 PM
my newish sig looks better than the old one. whatever that one was.

i have no original ideas for myself.

itchythesamurai
01-05-2007, 07:33 PM
I've been on a laptop for about a week, computer's acting funny so I haven't had a chance to access the old image file. That and I'm lazy.

Miss_Mayhem
01-06-2007, 12:06 AM
Hard work pays off in the long run, laziness pays of instantly.

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 12:19 PM
Hahahahahahaha...wait, I don't get it? Oh, and once, I called my sister a complete loser and told her to do us all a favor and go die in a corner but that was justified. My baby turtle had just died and she was calling me a cry-baby. *sniffles*

DarthAve
01-07-2007, 12:45 PM
Hahahahahahaha...wait, I don't get it? Oh, and once, I called my sister a complete loser and told her to do us all a favor and go die in a corner but that was justified. My baby turtle had just died and she was calling me a cry-baby. *sniffles*
That's compleatly reasonable.

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 12:53 PM
That's what I thought but she was to dumb to understand it and just took a swing at me.

Miss_Mayhem
01-07-2007, 02:46 PM
Did she have good aim?

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 04:19 PM
Not really, she missed and flew into the wall.

Miss_Mayhem
01-07-2007, 04:33 PM
Sweet :D

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 04:35 PM
Ha

Miss_Mayhem
01-07-2007, 04:37 PM
I get to bonk you on the head for submitting a 1 word post. At least I added in a smiley.

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 04:46 PM
That's illegal? It wasn't a word, it was an expression! Not fair! :(

Miss_Mayhem
01-07-2007, 05:18 PM
It's a socially enforced rule. *bonks. HARD*

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 05:23 PM
Rejoice. OMG! Are you on Myspace?!? *applauds and cheers*:D

Miss_Mayhem
01-07-2007, 05:42 PM
I was just to get the URL. But dont worry, you're only a newb till you reach 100 posts, then it's just a matter of ineptitude. For now, try to keep within netiquette, the social 'norms' and various zany characters of RD will come soon enough. Time to eat here ...

turtlefreak
01-07-2007, 07:15 PM
Que? You use too big words! I don't understand multi-sylabic words! I'VE BECOME DUMB! NOOOOO! *splodes*

Halo_92
01-08-2007, 12:22 PM
What the hell?

Who the Hell are you?

KingCheez
01-09-2007, 11:07 PM
Halo just avoid it. It'll dirty you with its noob germs.

Poopdogjr
01-09-2007, 11:39 PM
noobs are people too. People who need care and attention so that they too can grow up and contribute to our witty comments about farts and poo gas.

itchythesamurai
01-10-2007, 07:50 AM
Hehe, flatus.

DarthAve
01-10-2007, 03:13 PM
noobs are people too. People who need care and attention so that they too can grow up and contribute to our witty comments about farts and poo gas.
"Dude, Eric! You totally farted!"
"EWW, no way."
"Yeah huh."
"Nuh huh"
"Yeah huh"
"Nun huh"

Best post basketball game ever. But the busride was magical.

Halo_92
01-12-2007, 12:58 PM
What are you talking about?

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 04:13 PM
Petard, and how it runneth over.

milo
01-12-2007, 04:27 PM
While we're on the subject of flatulance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ti-TBOaCNs

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 04:42 PM
I was afraid you were going to link to that one video where the guy explodingly defecates on that poor doctor.

milo
01-13-2007, 12:47 AM
I was afraid you were going to link to that one video where the guy explodingly defecates on that poor doctor.
SAUCE PLZ

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 03:32 AM
Brown sauce: it's not what you think! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce)

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 01:08 PM
EWWW. And I'm not that big of a noob. How many posts do you have to have before you're not a noob anymore? Mayhem said it was 100. With this one, I'm half way there. And you might want to ask her about her idea of the "dawn of the noobs". It's an interesting idea.

Poopdogjr
01-14-2007, 03:01 PM
I put pennies in my ass.

zelda 41
01-14-2007, 03:21 PM
......umm why?

Samnmax221
01-14-2007, 03:26 PM
To make nickles.

itchythesamurai
01-14-2007, 04:35 PM
Interesting, Nicky Butts is Cockney rhyming slang for nuts.